BILLY AND JACKIE'S CRAZY POINTLESS FANFIC!!!
CHAPTER 5!!!
Copyright 2003
by: Jackie! *Billy thwacks Jackie* AND ME!!!!! T.T++
Jackie: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.......ahem....
Billy: O_______________________________________O
Dee: FEED ME TACOS!
Liz: Gladly! *gives Dee tacos*
Dee: YEEHAW!!!!!
Cloud: *takes Dee's tacos*
Dee: ;.;
Jackie: Cloud, what's wrong with you? First my raisins, and now Dee's tacos?
Cloud: GET YOUR OWN!! KUKUKUKUKUKU!!!1
Liz: hee hee, 1
Jackie: T.T+++++++ *bites Cloud*
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! GET 'ER OFF ME!!!! *shakes arm wildly*
Dee: O______O *is watching*
Sephiroth: ^_^ Now this is what I call entertainment!
Billy: *is still mad at Jackie for last chapter* I'LL HELP YOU CLOUD!!! *bites Jackie*
Cloud: O.O THAT'S NOT HELPING!!! NOW I HAVE TWO ON MY ARM!!!
Jackie: *lets go and goes flying with Billy attached to her leg*
Sephiroth: O_O IPPIN!!! *goes to save Jackie*
Aeris: *walks out and sees Billy flying in the air* Billy!!! *uses magical Ancient (Cetra) power to save Billy*
Jackie: *is caught by Sephy*
Billy: *is slowly put on the ground by powers*
Jackie and Sephy: *float to ground*
Jackie: THANKIES SEPHY! *kissers Sephy on (facial) cheek*
Billy: THANKIES AERIS!! *hugses Aeris*
Sephiroth: You're welcome, ippin.
Aeris: ^_^ You're welcome Billy!
Jackie: T.T+++ *tackles Cloud* GIVE BACK THE TACOS!!!
Dee: ...and the raisins!
Jackie: YEAH! THOSE TOO!
Kate: *turns into Kitty-demon form* GWAHAHAHAHA! *bites Cloud*
Billy: MWAHAHAHA!! We shall start the chapter! *turns into Itty Bitty Kitty*
DISCLAIMER!!!!!! FWAAAAAAH!!!!!
Sephiroth: *looks up at Disclaimer sign* ^^U I'm saying the disclaimer today! We own no characters except ourselves! Except for me of course! *is reading cards* I.. am.. owned by Jackie?
*rabid Squaresoft people attack Jackie*
Sephiroth: O.OU ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jackie: *is beaten unconscious*
Billy: YAAAAAAAY!!
Sephiroth: *pokes Jackie* Ippin? Are you ok?
Jackie: *is dead*
Sephiroth: o.0UUUUU *gives Jackie a Phoenix Down and an Elixir*
Jackie: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!
Kenshin: That you do.
Billy: Kenshin!
Jackie: Kenshin! *glomps Kenshin*
Liz: Kenshin!! *crawls into Kenshin's lower robes and plays a boombox*
(A/N: ^^U Don't ask... It was something we started in a chatty)
Dee: ^^U *pulls Liz out of Kenshin's robes* I'S A MAGICIAN!
Liz: I'S A RABBIT!!!!!!
Kenshin: ^^U I'm guessing my robes are the hat, that they are.
Billy: *takes Kenshin's sword* YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! *runs off to destroy what's left of Las Vegas*
Kenshin: o.0UUU That's not good, that it's not. *runs after Billy*
Billy: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kenshin: *is running after Billy*
Jackie: *screams to Inu* POTATO CHIP!!!
Inu Yasha: WHERE?!?!?! O.O
Jackie: ô.oU
Inu Yasha: I mean... *cough cough*
Kenshin: *is still chasing Billy*
Billy: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!!!!
Dee: must.........glomp!!!!!! *glomps Billy*
Billy: AAAAAAAAAHH!!!! *falls*
Kenshin: *can't stop and trips over Billy and Dee* Ow!
Liz: Kenshin, dids you hurts yourself?
Kenshin: No, I did not hurt myself, that I did not. ^_^
Dee: *is clinging to Billy like a potato chip*
Inu Yasha: O________O
Liz: *grabs Kenshin's sword from Billy* YEEHAW! *gives it back to Kenshin*
Billy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ;.;
Kate: *yawns* *turns un-kitty demon* *glomps Kenshin* MWAHA!!
Kenshin: ^^U
Liz: *crawls back into Kenshin's lower robes and continues playing her boombox*
Kate: o.o
Billy: MOO!!!
(A/N: This is getting a little TOO crazy, even for me! ^^UU)
Billy: OK! WE IS GOING TO HAS A VERY SPECIALFUL GUEST!
Jackie: OO!! Who am it, little one??
Liz: O.O Tells!!
Billy: Okee! Our specialful guest shall be.....
Yugi: *walks in*
Billy: YUGI!!
Liz: o.o..... YU-CHAN!!!! *tackles and glomps Yugi*
Yugi: Hi Bil- *is tackled and glomped by Liz* Oof!
Jackie: ^-^
Yugi: Li-chan! What are you doing here?
Liz: I'm a part time host for our talk show! Right audience?!
Audience: *cricket chirps*
Liz: Right.
Jackie: *decides to be semi-proper for once in her life* Hello Yugi! Welcome to the show!
Yugi: Hello Jackie. Thank you for inviting me. ^_^
Liz: *winks at Yugi* If this weren't G rated.....
Jackie: ¬.¬ *evil glare at the High One*
Liz: .....we'd be watching PG-13 movies on the TV. ^^U *puts a Disney movie in a TV*
Jackie: ^_^ good High One. *pats High One on head*
Liz: ^^U I think I just saved my.... buttocks there.
Yugi: That you did Li-chan.
Jackie: Hee hee!! Yugi-ness! You soundered like Kenshin-ness there!
Yugi: -^^- I'm sorry!
Jackie: na? Tis nothing to be sorr-ee aboot, Yugi-ness!
Yugi: -^^- Why thank you!
Billy: Yugi! Do you wanna go get some acorns and nuts from the squirrel (unlike Shippo)?
Yugi: .... ^^U I'm sorry Billy, I don't like heights.
Billy: aww dookie...
Dee: I'll go with you Billy-chan! ^O^
Billy: YAAAY!
Billy + Dee: *run off to the tree*
Yugi: ^^U
Liz: *sneaks up behind Yugi* TACKLE ATTACK! *glomps*
Jackie: hee hee! I'm Dr. Seuss! Rhyming!
Kate: o.o
by: Jackie! *Billy thwacks Jackie* AND ME!!!!! T.T++
Jackie: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.......ahem....
Billy: O_______________________________________O
Dee: FEED ME TACOS!
Liz: Gladly! *gives Dee tacos*
Dee: YEEHAW!!!!!
Cloud: *takes Dee's tacos*
Dee: ;.;
Jackie: Cloud, what's wrong with you? First my raisins, and now Dee's tacos?
Cloud: GET YOUR OWN!! KUKUKUKUKUKU!!!1
Liz: hee hee, 1
Jackie: T.T+++++++ *bites Cloud*
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! GET 'ER OFF ME!!!! *shakes arm wildly*
Dee: O______O *is watching*
Sephiroth: ^_^ Now this is what I call entertainment!
Billy: *is still mad at Jackie for last chapter* I'LL HELP YOU CLOUD!!! *bites Jackie*
Cloud: O.O THAT'S NOT HELPING!!! NOW I HAVE TWO ON MY ARM!!!
Jackie: *lets go and goes flying with Billy attached to her leg*
Sephiroth: O_O IPPIN!!! *goes to save Jackie*
Aeris: *walks out and sees Billy flying in the air* Billy!!! *uses magical Ancient (Cetra) power to save Billy*
Jackie: *is caught by Sephy*
Billy: *is slowly put on the ground by powers*
Jackie and Sephy: *float to ground*
Jackie: THANKIES SEPHY! *kissers Sephy on (facial) cheek*
Billy: THANKIES AERIS!! *hugses Aeris*
Sephiroth: You're welcome, ippin.
Aeris: ^_^ You're welcome Billy!
Jackie: T.T+++ *tackles Cloud* GIVE BACK THE TACOS!!!
Dee: ...and the raisins!
Jackie: YEAH! THOSE TOO!
Kate: *turns into Kitty-demon form* GWAHAHAHAHA! *bites Cloud*
Billy: MWAHAHAHA!! We shall start the chapter! *turns into Itty Bitty Kitty*
DISCLAIMER!!!!!! FWAAAAAAH!!!!!
Sephiroth: *looks up at Disclaimer sign* ^^U I'm saying the disclaimer today! We own no characters except ourselves! Except for me of course! *is reading cards* I.. am.. owned by Jackie?
*rabid Squaresoft people attack Jackie*
Sephiroth: O.OU ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jackie: *is beaten unconscious*
Billy: YAAAAAAAY!!
Sephiroth: *pokes Jackie* Ippin? Are you ok?
Jackie: *is dead*
Sephiroth: o.0UUUUU *gives Jackie a Phoenix Down and an Elixir*
Jackie: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!
Kenshin: That you do.
Billy: Kenshin!
Jackie: Kenshin! *glomps Kenshin*
Liz: Kenshin!! *crawls into Kenshin's lower robes and plays a boombox*
(A/N: ^^U Don't ask... It was something we started in a chatty)
Dee: ^^U *pulls Liz out of Kenshin's robes* I'S A MAGICIAN!
Liz: I'S A RABBIT!!!!!!
Kenshin: ^^U I'm guessing my robes are the hat, that they are.
Billy: *takes Kenshin's sword* YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! *runs off to destroy what's left of Las Vegas*
Kenshin: o.0UUU That's not good, that it's not. *runs after Billy*
Billy: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kenshin: *is running after Billy*
Jackie: *screams to Inu* POTATO CHIP!!!
Inu Yasha: WHERE?!?!?! O.O
Jackie: ô.oU
Inu Yasha: I mean... *cough cough*
Kenshin: *is still chasing Billy*
Billy: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPERS!!!!!
Dee: must.........glomp!!!!!! *glomps Billy*
Billy: AAAAAAAAAHH!!!! *falls*
Kenshin: *can't stop and trips over Billy and Dee* Ow!
Liz: Kenshin, dids you hurts yourself?
Kenshin: No, I did not hurt myself, that I did not. ^_^
Dee: *is clinging to Billy like a potato chip*
Inu Yasha: O________O
Liz: *grabs Kenshin's sword from Billy* YEEHAW! *gives it back to Kenshin*
Billy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ;.;
Kate: *yawns* *turns un-kitty demon* *glomps Kenshin* MWAHA!!
Kenshin: ^^U
Liz: *crawls back into Kenshin's lower robes and continues playing her boombox*
Kate: o.o
Billy: MOO!!!
(A/N: This is getting a little TOO crazy, even for me! ^^UU)
Billy: OK! WE IS GOING TO HAS A VERY SPECIALFUL GUEST!
Jackie: OO!! Who am it, little one??
Liz: O.O Tells!!
Billy: Okee! Our specialful guest shall be.....
Yugi: *walks in*
Billy: YUGI!!
Liz: o.o..... YU-CHAN!!!! *tackles and glomps Yugi*
Yugi: Hi Bil- *is tackled and glomped by Liz* Oof!
Jackie: ^-^
Yugi: Li-chan! What are you doing here?
Liz: I'm a part time host for our talk show! Right audience?!
Audience: *cricket chirps*
Liz: Right.
Jackie: *decides to be semi-proper for once in her life* Hello Yugi! Welcome to the show!
Yugi: Hello Jackie. Thank you for inviting me. ^_^
Liz: *winks at Yugi* If this weren't G rated.....
Jackie: ¬.¬ *evil glare at the High One*
Liz: .....we'd be watching PG-13 movies on the TV. ^^U *puts a Disney movie in a TV*
Jackie: ^_^ good High One. *pats High One on head*
Liz: ^^U I think I just saved my.... buttocks there.
Yugi: That you did Li-chan.
Jackie: Hee hee!! Yugi-ness! You soundered like Kenshin-ness there!
Yugi: -^^- I'm sorry!
Jackie: na? Tis nothing to be sorr-ee aboot, Yugi-ness!
Yugi: -^^- Why thank you!
Billy: Yugi! Do you wanna go get some acorns and nuts from the squirrel (unlike Shippo)?
Yugi: .... ^^U I'm sorry Billy, I don't like heights.
Billy: aww dookie...
Dee: I'll go with you Billy-chan! ^O^
Billy: YAAAY!
Billy + Dee: *run off to the tree*
Yugi: ^^U
Liz: *sneaks up behind Yugi* TACKLE ATTACK! *glomps*
Jackie: hee hee! I'm Dr. Seuss! Rhyming!
Kate: o.o