Third chapter up! I know the ending of the second chapter sucked, but
I couldn't think of anything else to type, please forgive me for the bad
ending *bows* and for the Cloud fans, sorry for making him kinda like a...
pansy, but one of my friends wanted me to make him a little... naive or
something around there. O.k. so far we find a girl in a stasis tube thingie
and everyone is surprise to see a girl with long black hair, like Vincent's
hair... enough of the review thingie before I give away the plot of my
whacked up fic. Read on!
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Chapter 3 the Child in the Lab
"Why is there a girl... that is naked... all alone in this lab?" Cloud asked and turning away "Why are you turning away for Cloud-boy? You already saw her naked... and I hope that you aren't still a virgin or anything, after being with Tifa for a year now." Crisis said. "I'm being a gentleman..." Cloud replied "..." Vincent said. "Poor girl." "She's 13." Crisis said and everyone stared at her "What?" "I say the girl is around...10... 12, 13 years old, the latest." Crisis answered "Let's get out of there!" Xellis exclaimed "Maybe that's what whoever sent you the letter wanted you to do Vincent." Cloud said.
Before anyone could say a thing, Xellis jumped onto the top of the tube, unhooked all the tubes, took off the top, dived in, and pulled the girl out. "Um, Xellis... there's a keypad over there with an 'open' button that we could have just push..." Crisis said pointing to a keypad. "Be careful with her, Xellis!" "... Someone get her!" Xellis exclaimed. Sephiroth walked up and Xellis gently lowered the girl into his arms. Michael was staring out another window and surprisingly, Mr. Dolphin stared back, Michael had a can of Tuna, he pointed Mr. Dolphin, and than pointed at the can of Tuna. Mr. Dolphin swam away fast.
"I don't think we should bring her home with nothing covering her... everyone would get the wrong idea..." Cloud said "Good idea... Vincent, take off your cloak/cape." Crisis told him and he looked at her "Why me?" "Please Vincent... for me?" Crisis begged and giving a puppy-dog face Vincent sighed and took his cloak off "I didn't know you were capable of doing that!" Cloud said with wide eyes. "I used the puppy-dog face on Yuffie's dad so I could get some sweets..." Crisis said looking away.
Vincent wrapped the girl in his cloak and lifted her up "She's so pale..." Cloud said a little sad "And her hair style is almost like dad's..." Sephiroth muttered "How sweet Sephy, you might have a little sister..." Crisis said grinning smugly. Sephiroth thought about that and paled a little "Oh god..." he squeaked "Oh, Sephy is going to have to be a brother figure to her!" Xellis said and hugged him "But... we don't know if she is Vincent's daughter..." Cloud said "We know. We just like teasing the general dude." Crisis said "Let's go home." "Everyone is going to be so surprise when we come home with a 13 year old girl."
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"Do I HAVE to do this?" Crisis asked "Yes." "Why?" "It's part of the fic, after every fic at least one or two commercial or Ad is put into it." "Oh, fine..." Crisis grumbles.
Lights fall on Crisis, as she looks at a piece of paper. "Hello everyone... is someone bothering you? Is someone in your way of a promotion? Well here's the answer: Voodoo dolls!" lifts up a doll of Cid "Act now and I'll include pins, how-to-use-a-voodoo-doll instruction or if you want, you can an ATTACK DOLL. I bet you're all wondering 'how can a doll attack anyone or anything?' well, I'll show you! I need a volunteer..." no one moves or volunteers "I SAID I NEED A VOLUNTEER..." Crisis said and Reno gets thrown up there "Oh, thanks a lot you guys!" "If you do this for me... I'll treat you to drinks..." Crisis promised "Ok!" Reno said turning back to Crisis.
She sighs "Ok... grab me from behind." "No fuckin' way! I'll be killed if your boyfriend finds out!" "He won't... Xellis... nailed a cross to his coffin and chained it shut... now do as I told you to do." Reno grabs her, Crisis starts chanting, and the FFVII characters dolls come to life and attacks Reno. He gets pummeled. Picked up, and carried away while he screams "Gotta love those dolls... order now for a voodoo doll or one of the attack dolls that you just saw carrying Reno away towards... a cliff..." the camera turns to see the Elena and Rude try to get Reno back "Better stop this..." Crisis chants again and the dolls drops lifeless.
For the voodoo doll, send a picture of the person you want revenge on and a little piece of his or her belonging... if you can, blood is preferred." Crisis turns her attention to someone, her eye starts to twitch, and she makes a doll quickly, goes over to the guy grabs some of his hair, goes back and sews the hair into the doll. "Now I'm going to show you what happens when you 'accidentally' tear a doll up..." she rips the head off and the camera man turns to the guy on the ground without a head. "I don't usually use my dolls, if someone grabs me or say something to me... I attack them and for the women out there that has this problem, I can give you lesson on self defense. See ya!" Crisis holds up a peace sign and walks away.
The cameras turns to Cid in a suit and a cigarette in his mouth, Crisis walks over to him, grabs the cigarette out of his mouth, throws it to the ground, stomps on it, walks out of the cameras view, she walks back, grabs his pack of cigarettes, and walks out again "What the fuck was that?! Why the hell did you take my smokes?!" he demanded "Shut up and do the damn commercial!" "Fuck you, first you put me in this monkey suit and then you take my smokes away! I want my smokes back dammit!"
"The sooner you do this commercial the sooner you get them back!" Cid curses and starts reading "Aeris won't let Tifa have Cloud. So they are battling against each other and Cloud's the prize! Who will win? Find out! Tickets will be sold by Michael and Xellis. There! I'm done, now give me my fucking smokes back!" Cid's cigarettes get thrown over his head and he dives after them.
End of Chapter 3
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Chapter 3 the Child in the Lab
"Why is there a girl... that is naked... all alone in this lab?" Cloud asked and turning away "Why are you turning away for Cloud-boy? You already saw her naked... and I hope that you aren't still a virgin or anything, after being with Tifa for a year now." Crisis said. "I'm being a gentleman..." Cloud replied "..." Vincent said. "Poor girl." "She's 13." Crisis said and everyone stared at her "What?" "I say the girl is around...10... 12, 13 years old, the latest." Crisis answered "Let's get out of there!" Xellis exclaimed "Maybe that's what whoever sent you the letter wanted you to do Vincent." Cloud said.
Before anyone could say a thing, Xellis jumped onto the top of the tube, unhooked all the tubes, took off the top, dived in, and pulled the girl out. "Um, Xellis... there's a keypad over there with an 'open' button that we could have just push..." Crisis said pointing to a keypad. "Be careful with her, Xellis!" "... Someone get her!" Xellis exclaimed. Sephiroth walked up and Xellis gently lowered the girl into his arms. Michael was staring out another window and surprisingly, Mr. Dolphin stared back, Michael had a can of Tuna, he pointed Mr. Dolphin, and than pointed at the can of Tuna. Mr. Dolphin swam away fast.
"I don't think we should bring her home with nothing covering her... everyone would get the wrong idea..." Cloud said "Good idea... Vincent, take off your cloak/cape." Crisis told him and he looked at her "Why me?" "Please Vincent... for me?" Crisis begged and giving a puppy-dog face Vincent sighed and took his cloak off "I didn't know you were capable of doing that!" Cloud said with wide eyes. "I used the puppy-dog face on Yuffie's dad so I could get some sweets..." Crisis said looking away.
Vincent wrapped the girl in his cloak and lifted her up "She's so pale..." Cloud said a little sad "And her hair style is almost like dad's..." Sephiroth muttered "How sweet Sephy, you might have a little sister..." Crisis said grinning smugly. Sephiroth thought about that and paled a little "Oh god..." he squeaked "Oh, Sephy is going to have to be a brother figure to her!" Xellis said and hugged him "But... we don't know if she is Vincent's daughter..." Cloud said "We know. We just like teasing the general dude." Crisis said "Let's go home." "Everyone is going to be so surprise when we come home with a 13 year old girl."
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"Do I HAVE to do this?" Crisis asked "Yes." "Why?" "It's part of the fic, after every fic at least one or two commercial or Ad is put into it." "Oh, fine..." Crisis grumbles.
Lights fall on Crisis, as she looks at a piece of paper. "Hello everyone... is someone bothering you? Is someone in your way of a promotion? Well here's the answer: Voodoo dolls!" lifts up a doll of Cid "Act now and I'll include pins, how-to-use-a-voodoo-doll instruction or if you want, you can an ATTACK DOLL. I bet you're all wondering 'how can a doll attack anyone or anything?' well, I'll show you! I need a volunteer..." no one moves or volunteers "I SAID I NEED A VOLUNTEER..." Crisis said and Reno gets thrown up there "Oh, thanks a lot you guys!" "If you do this for me... I'll treat you to drinks..." Crisis promised "Ok!" Reno said turning back to Crisis.
She sighs "Ok... grab me from behind." "No fuckin' way! I'll be killed if your boyfriend finds out!" "He won't... Xellis... nailed a cross to his coffin and chained it shut... now do as I told you to do." Reno grabs her, Crisis starts chanting, and the FFVII characters dolls come to life and attacks Reno. He gets pummeled. Picked up, and carried away while he screams "Gotta love those dolls... order now for a voodoo doll or one of the attack dolls that you just saw carrying Reno away towards... a cliff..." the camera turns to see the Elena and Rude try to get Reno back "Better stop this..." Crisis chants again and the dolls drops lifeless.
For the voodoo doll, send a picture of the person you want revenge on and a little piece of his or her belonging... if you can, blood is preferred." Crisis turns her attention to someone, her eye starts to twitch, and she makes a doll quickly, goes over to the guy grabs some of his hair, goes back and sews the hair into the doll. "Now I'm going to show you what happens when you 'accidentally' tear a doll up..." she rips the head off and the camera man turns to the guy on the ground without a head. "I don't usually use my dolls, if someone grabs me or say something to me... I attack them and for the women out there that has this problem, I can give you lesson on self defense. See ya!" Crisis holds up a peace sign and walks away.
The cameras turns to Cid in a suit and a cigarette in his mouth, Crisis walks over to him, grabs the cigarette out of his mouth, throws it to the ground, stomps on it, walks out of the cameras view, she walks back, grabs his pack of cigarettes, and walks out again "What the fuck was that?! Why the hell did you take my smokes?!" he demanded "Shut up and do the damn commercial!" "Fuck you, first you put me in this monkey suit and then you take my smokes away! I want my smokes back dammit!"
"The sooner you do this commercial the sooner you get them back!" Cid curses and starts reading "Aeris won't let Tifa have Cloud. So they are battling against each other and Cloud's the prize! Who will win? Find out! Tickets will be sold by Michael and Xellis. There! I'm done, now give me my fucking smokes back!" Cid's cigarettes get thrown over his head and he dives after them.
End of Chapter 3