I am really sorry for that bad chapter 3, my friend was sick and I
don't know how her character acts... and I can't really do humor to save my
life... - -;;; also, I was getting writer's block due to the fact that
beavers are building a dam in my brain... *starts laughing insanely*
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These beavers will never complete their mission, I
shall blow them away! DEATH TO THE BEAVERS!! *laughs some more*
Crisis, Michael, and Xellis stares at the authoress with sweat drops "... the authoress snapped..." Crisis said "At least we know where you got it from..." "WHAT?! I AM NOT THAT CRAZY!!!" Crisis chases after her brother and sister with her mace in hand. Well anyway here's chapter 4!
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Chapter 4 Nozomi
The first thing she felt was warmth and safety. She sighed and snuggled deeper into the blankets. She felt someone brush some of her hair out of her eyes, she opened her eyes and someone blurry staring down at her, and she fell asleep again, but before she closed her eyes, the person that she saw had black hair and red eyes.
She dreamt that was all she seemed to do, dream. Sometimes it was nice and peaceful, other times it was horrible and she seem to never get out of it. But this one was nice, she stood in a field of flowers over many kinds, she liked this dream better, it kept her safe from the same nightmare that haunted her. Before she could do anything the field and everything started to fade.
She opened her eyes again and she blinked a few times trying to understand where she was, she sat up and scanned the room. She stared at her, than raised it to look at the shirt she was wearing. She picked at the over-sized white shirt, looked around again and decides that she isn't in the lab anymore. She pulled the blankets off and swung her legs to the side of the bed. She noticed a picture frame on the night stand, she took it, and stared at it curiously. She couldn't help, but smile at an older woman's expression and threatening someone, but the man in the picture got her attention, he had black hair and red eyes... like the man that she saw staring down at her. She put the picture frame back and shakily stood up. But she ended up falling back down on the bed.
She stood up again, using the bed for support. She slowly walked, until she nearly lost her balance again and put her hands out to support herself. She looked at what her hands were on and looked at her reflection. She noticed that she had black hair and red eyes... like the unknown man. She heard voices leading out a door, she walks towards the door and headed towards the voices.
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Everyone were surprised when Cloud, Sephiroth, Crisis, Xellis, Michael, and Vincent brought a girl home, but they agreed they should put the girl in bed, since she was still asleep, and Tifa and Aeris made one of the males give up a shirt for her to wear. Now they all were discussing about her and her whereabouts. "I wonder who the mother is." Aeris said "We all might know who the father might be." Cid said staring at Vincent "Well, if HE'S the father... then Crisis might be the mother!" Yuffie said.
Crisis snorted, "I'm sure as hell not the mother." "How can you-" "I might have been reborn, but that doesn't mean I don't have all my memories. I would remember if I got pregnant... if I WAS the girl's mother, I would of gone looking for her." Crisis explained "Well than... who could her mother be..." "It could be the same woman that gave birth to Sephiroth." Barret suggested "Well... Xellis and Vincent DO look the same... Maybe Xellis is Vincent's mother or grandmother." Yuffie said and Crisis paled and shuddered "God... if she IS his mother or grandmother than I would be committing jisatsu..." Crisis said.
Vincent and Crisis shook their heads "We were there, we would have known if Lucrecia gave birth to a girl that looks almost like Vincent." "Well, maybe Hojo kept her hidden." "That idiot isn't stupid enough to do something like that." The phone rings and Yuffie turned on the speaker phone. "What the hell do you want?!" she shouted "Gawd Yuffie! Your mouth is still loud." Reeve said "What is it Reeve?" Aeris asked "You guys are never going to believe this! But the Emerald WEAPON came out of the sea and attacked the old ShinRa HQ a few hours ago! I would have called sooner but it knocked the phone lines down and a piece of the building crushed my PHS." "Oh... I can BELIEVE it... so THAT'S who you were pestering." Crisis said with Michael in a headlock.
"What are you talking about?" Cloud asked confuse "I found Michael writing on the window." "Writing what?" "'Free anal lovin' at Shinra Inc! Ask for Hojo (1-800-GAYASS).'" Michael answered with his trademark grin. Everyone stared at him, Xellis fell to the floor laughing her ass off, Crisis sighed, and Reeve coughed. "I hope Rufus wasn't in the building when that happened." Surprisingly enough, Rufus survived the blast from Diamond WEAPON because of the HUGE amount of hair gel he put in his, causing it to become a hard helmet for him.
"No, he went out to get more hair gel." "Why?" Tifa asked "For some reason, he ran out of hair gel and the rest of his hair gel mysterious disappeared." Xellis had a flash back of her using Rufus's hair gel to make a giant paper Mache (I can't spell, sue me!) mog. After telling Reeve what happened and the girl, he hunged up and the others started talking again. "Are you positive that YOU'RE not the mother?" Tifa asked "YES GOD DAMMIT! I have never EVER had SEX with any men, EVER!" Crisis exclaimed turning crimson "Does that mean..." "That..." "You're still..." "A virgin...?" Cid squeaked and his cigarette nearly fell out of his mouth.
Crisis slowly nodded. "HOLY FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!! A VIRGIN?! YOU?! STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN?! AS IN, HASN'T-HAD-YOUR-CHEERY- POPPED-VIRGIN?!?!?! " Cid demanded in disbelief "YES! OK?! IT'S NO BIG DEAL! I JUST COULDN'T IMAGINE LOSING IT WITH SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW! I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GUYS!" Crisis screamed.
"I'm surprise... I thought you'd have lost it to Vincent..." Tifa said and some nodded, Crisis blushed "I... would have... if only I gotten over my... weakness around men..." she muttered "I mean, I can't possibly be the only virgin here." She said pointing at the others and half of them looked away. Michael spoke up, "We-e-e-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l...Cid you did get drunk in high school and then you woke up in the janitor's closet with another GUY!" Everyone stared at him, "How-how d-did you know that?!" Michael waved his head around wildly and continued, "My front horn acts like an antenna, so I can hear your thoughts." Cid looked at him with disbelief in his eyes. "I-I don't believe you!" "Alright then," Michael turned to Cloud, "When you were a boy, you walked in on Tifa while she was getting change and she bitch-slapped you into puberty." "Hey, that's personal Michael!" "Oh, there's much more, Red you humped Bugenhagen's leg when you were little and Aeris broke her mother's collection of breakables and blamed it on the dog." All of them were speechless after he had finished.
"How about you Vinny? Are YOU still a virgin?" Cid asked nudging the older man. Vincent turned the same color of his cape, ".n-n-no I haven't yet lost my cherry." He said sheepishly. Cid laughed, "Hah, you aren't a man unlike me!" Michael walked up to Cid and nearly yelled out, "Hey, HE didn't lose his like you because YOU." Cid muffled Michael's mouth and tried to change the subject, "Anyway, we need a plan to." Michael ducked out of his hold, "If you do that again I'll tell them about the time Don Corneo tried to rape your ass in a drunken rage!" Once again all fell silent and looked at Michael, "It's true."
"Let's get off this topic before we get so deep into it that we all start telling each other if we're virgins or not." Aeris said waving her hand. "Are you sure you're not the mother Crisis?" Red XIII asked and everyone could see the rage and anger in Crisis's eyes and how the markings under her eyes started to glow blood red. "HOW MANY TIMES MUST EXPLAIN MYSELF?! I. AM. NOT. THE. MOTHER!!!" Crisis exclaimed. "We get it, Crisis. You're not the mother. We're not saying that you're lying." Cloud said trying to calm her down "Once the psycho gets mad, there's no stopping her..." Xellis muttered.
Before Crisis could blow anything up, one of the stairs creak and everyone turned their attention towards the stairs, and the girl was slowly descending while holding onto the rails with her dear life. She put her foot down, lost her footing, and fell off the last three steps. Since Vincent was closer to the stairs, he caught her. The girl looked up at him. "Nice catch Vinny." Cid said "Is she alright?" Tifa and Aeris asked and then glared at each other "She's fine..." Vincent said. The girl opened her mouth and uttered one question "Daddy?" everyone freaked out "HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT! SHE JUST CALLED YOU DADDY!!" Cid screamed "We're not deaf Cid!" Yuffie screamed into his ear "Well, look at that, Sephy has a little sister, you're gonna be a big brother figure." Zax said patting the in disbelief general. "A little... sister...?" Sephiroth squeaked.
"..." Vincent said staring down at his 'daughter' "Ok, I have to admit that that was creepy..." Crisis said. "I think it's sweet that she thinks that Vincent is her father." Aeris said "You would think ANYTHING is sweet... like Cloud thinking that he was Zax..." Tifa muttered. They glared at each other again and sparks came out of their eyes. The girl's stomach growled and everyone looked at her "... I guess I'll go make dinner..." Crisis said and headed towards the kitchen.
An hour later, everyone watched as the girl scarffed her dinner down "She must have been hungry..." Cloud said "Being in that lab for god knows how long... I wouldn't blame her." Red XIII commented "She is rather skinny..." Aeris noted, "And bloody pale." Cid added. The girl nearly choked on something "Take it slow, kid." Zax said rubbing her back and Xellis handed her a glass of water, which she drained "You know, Vincent needs to give her a name... we can't always call her 'girl'." "Yeah, Vinny. What are you going to name your daughter?" Cid asked.
Vincent turned to his daughter and asked "Do you have a name?" she shook head and replied "I don't have a name... no one gave me a name." Vincent thought about it for a minute and said "If I had a daughter, I was going to name her Nozomi, which means hope, dream or wish in Japanese..." "That is a pretty name..." Aeris sighed "Yes." Tifa agreed and Crisis nodded "No-zo-mi..." Nozomi repeated.
The next day, Nozomi was still wearing the shirt and Tifa, Aeris, Xellis, and Crisis went out around noon. "Where did those four go?" Cid wondered again "They said they went out shopping and that they'll probably be back around four." Cloud said "Crisis?! Crisis went shopping?! The only thing I thought she'd go shopping for is more weapons for her collection."
Around four o'clock all four of the females came home. Crisis staggered in "That is the LAST time I go WITH those two anywhere... it was hell in the clothing area. God, I thought I was being punished for whatever I did to get anyone mad." She walked over to Vincent and threw her arms around his waist "Hold me..." she said with her face pressed into his chest and everyone minus Nozomi, Michael, and Xellis gawked at Crisis "I can't believe she's doing that..." Barret said pointing with his gun arm "I had a bad day... I want to be cuddled and held." "So... if you have a bad day you want to be held... and if you have a good day, you get mad and psychotic?" "Hai."
"What did you buy?" Cloud asked Tifa "Oh! We bought so much nice things. We thought that we wouldn't be ABLE to bring it back home." "What did you buy?!" Cid asked "Well, we felt that since Nozomi didn't have any clothes that we decided to buy her some." "Xellis and I made sure that Aeris didn't pick anything with pink... I threaten that if she does, I was going to stab her the same way Sephiroth did." Crisis said "Come on Nozomi, lets get you in your new clothes." Aeris said, taking Nozomi by the hand, and Aeris and Tifa led Nozomi upstairs.
A few minutes later, Aeris and Tifa came downstairs with Nozomi wearing a black sweater with a wide collar, black skirt, black boots, and her hair was tied back in a loose ponytail. "Wow." "We thought that black would go with her pale skin." Tifa said. Nozomi twirl towards Vincent "Do I look pretty daddy?" she asked smiling "Yes, Nozomi. You look beautiful." He said smiling; Crisis had detached herself from Vincent and went into her weapon/training room to add in another weapon that she bought. Alls was well that night, unknown to them that someone was watching them. He smiled evilly and walked out of Nibelheim.
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The screen fades out and fades in, looking at some random guy with messy, disheveled, bed tousle hair staring at his reflection in the mirror "Are you some pitiful loser who doesn't have a life, can't get a girlfriend, or gets picked on by bullies?" it shows this poor loser getting put down and getting beaten by a bully "Well, I have only two words for you: Hair Gel. The same hair gel that I; President Rufus uses." Rufus walks on screen holding a bottle of hair gel.
"Just apply any amount in your hair and it will get your hair straight, pulled back, and/or be a shield for you head, believe me, it saved my life." It shows the loser now popular and a girl or two. The bully comes up to him, attempted to whack him on the head, but it bounced off and hit him in the face. "It also can be used for so many other things like, paper Mache, glue, etc. It's that strong! Order now to get your supple of hair gel."
Crisis, Michael, and Xellis stares at the authoress with sweat drops "... the authoress snapped..." Crisis said "At least we know where you got it from..." "WHAT?! I AM NOT THAT CRAZY!!!" Crisis chases after her brother and sister with her mace in hand. Well anyway here's chapter 4!
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Chapter 4 Nozomi
The first thing she felt was warmth and safety. She sighed and snuggled deeper into the blankets. She felt someone brush some of her hair out of her eyes, she opened her eyes and someone blurry staring down at her, and she fell asleep again, but before she closed her eyes, the person that she saw had black hair and red eyes.
She dreamt that was all she seemed to do, dream. Sometimes it was nice and peaceful, other times it was horrible and she seem to never get out of it. But this one was nice, she stood in a field of flowers over many kinds, she liked this dream better, it kept her safe from the same nightmare that haunted her. Before she could do anything the field and everything started to fade.
She opened her eyes again and she blinked a few times trying to understand where she was, she sat up and scanned the room. She stared at her, than raised it to look at the shirt she was wearing. She picked at the over-sized white shirt, looked around again and decides that she isn't in the lab anymore. She pulled the blankets off and swung her legs to the side of the bed. She noticed a picture frame on the night stand, she took it, and stared at it curiously. She couldn't help, but smile at an older woman's expression and threatening someone, but the man in the picture got her attention, he had black hair and red eyes... like the man that she saw staring down at her. She put the picture frame back and shakily stood up. But she ended up falling back down on the bed.
She stood up again, using the bed for support. She slowly walked, until she nearly lost her balance again and put her hands out to support herself. She looked at what her hands were on and looked at her reflection. She noticed that she had black hair and red eyes... like the unknown man. She heard voices leading out a door, she walks towards the door and headed towards the voices.
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Everyone were surprised when Cloud, Sephiroth, Crisis, Xellis, Michael, and Vincent brought a girl home, but they agreed they should put the girl in bed, since she was still asleep, and Tifa and Aeris made one of the males give up a shirt for her to wear. Now they all were discussing about her and her whereabouts. "I wonder who the mother is." Aeris said "We all might know who the father might be." Cid said staring at Vincent "Well, if HE'S the father... then Crisis might be the mother!" Yuffie said.
Crisis snorted, "I'm sure as hell not the mother." "How can you-" "I might have been reborn, but that doesn't mean I don't have all my memories. I would remember if I got pregnant... if I WAS the girl's mother, I would of gone looking for her." Crisis explained "Well than... who could her mother be..." "It could be the same woman that gave birth to Sephiroth." Barret suggested "Well... Xellis and Vincent DO look the same... Maybe Xellis is Vincent's mother or grandmother." Yuffie said and Crisis paled and shuddered "God... if she IS his mother or grandmother than I would be committing jisatsu..." Crisis said.
Vincent and Crisis shook their heads "We were there, we would have known if Lucrecia gave birth to a girl that looks almost like Vincent." "Well, maybe Hojo kept her hidden." "That idiot isn't stupid enough to do something like that." The phone rings and Yuffie turned on the speaker phone. "What the hell do you want?!" she shouted "Gawd Yuffie! Your mouth is still loud." Reeve said "What is it Reeve?" Aeris asked "You guys are never going to believe this! But the Emerald WEAPON came out of the sea and attacked the old ShinRa HQ a few hours ago! I would have called sooner but it knocked the phone lines down and a piece of the building crushed my PHS." "Oh... I can BELIEVE it... so THAT'S who you were pestering." Crisis said with Michael in a headlock.
"What are you talking about?" Cloud asked confuse "I found Michael writing on the window." "Writing what?" "'Free anal lovin' at Shinra Inc! Ask for Hojo (1-800-GAYASS).'" Michael answered with his trademark grin. Everyone stared at him, Xellis fell to the floor laughing her ass off, Crisis sighed, and Reeve coughed. "I hope Rufus wasn't in the building when that happened." Surprisingly enough, Rufus survived the blast from Diamond WEAPON because of the HUGE amount of hair gel he put in his, causing it to become a hard helmet for him.
"No, he went out to get more hair gel." "Why?" Tifa asked "For some reason, he ran out of hair gel and the rest of his hair gel mysterious disappeared." Xellis had a flash back of her using Rufus's hair gel to make a giant paper Mache (I can't spell, sue me!) mog. After telling Reeve what happened and the girl, he hunged up and the others started talking again. "Are you positive that YOU'RE not the mother?" Tifa asked "YES GOD DAMMIT! I have never EVER had SEX with any men, EVER!" Crisis exclaimed turning crimson "Does that mean..." "That..." "You're still..." "A virgin...?" Cid squeaked and his cigarette nearly fell out of his mouth.
Crisis slowly nodded. "HOLY FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!! A VIRGIN?! YOU?! STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN?! AS IN, HASN'T-HAD-YOUR-CHEERY- POPPED-VIRGIN?!?!?! " Cid demanded in disbelief "YES! OK?! IT'S NO BIG DEAL! I JUST COULDN'T IMAGINE LOSING IT WITH SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW! I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GUYS!" Crisis screamed.
"I'm surprise... I thought you'd have lost it to Vincent..." Tifa said and some nodded, Crisis blushed "I... would have... if only I gotten over my... weakness around men..." she muttered "I mean, I can't possibly be the only virgin here." She said pointing at the others and half of them looked away. Michael spoke up, "We-e-e-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l...Cid you did get drunk in high school and then you woke up in the janitor's closet with another GUY!" Everyone stared at him, "How-how d-did you know that?!" Michael waved his head around wildly and continued, "My front horn acts like an antenna, so I can hear your thoughts." Cid looked at him with disbelief in his eyes. "I-I don't believe you!" "Alright then," Michael turned to Cloud, "When you were a boy, you walked in on Tifa while she was getting change and she bitch-slapped you into puberty." "Hey, that's personal Michael!" "Oh, there's much more, Red you humped Bugenhagen's leg when you were little and Aeris broke her mother's collection of breakables and blamed it on the dog." All of them were speechless after he had finished.
"How about you Vinny? Are YOU still a virgin?" Cid asked nudging the older man. Vincent turned the same color of his cape, ".n-n-no I haven't yet lost my cherry." He said sheepishly. Cid laughed, "Hah, you aren't a man unlike me!" Michael walked up to Cid and nearly yelled out, "Hey, HE didn't lose his like you because YOU." Cid muffled Michael's mouth and tried to change the subject, "Anyway, we need a plan to." Michael ducked out of his hold, "If you do that again I'll tell them about the time Don Corneo tried to rape your ass in a drunken rage!" Once again all fell silent and looked at Michael, "It's true."
"Let's get off this topic before we get so deep into it that we all start telling each other if we're virgins or not." Aeris said waving her hand. "Are you sure you're not the mother Crisis?" Red XIII asked and everyone could see the rage and anger in Crisis's eyes and how the markings under her eyes started to glow blood red. "HOW MANY TIMES MUST EXPLAIN MYSELF?! I. AM. NOT. THE. MOTHER!!!" Crisis exclaimed. "We get it, Crisis. You're not the mother. We're not saying that you're lying." Cloud said trying to calm her down "Once the psycho gets mad, there's no stopping her..." Xellis muttered.
Before Crisis could blow anything up, one of the stairs creak and everyone turned their attention towards the stairs, and the girl was slowly descending while holding onto the rails with her dear life. She put her foot down, lost her footing, and fell off the last three steps. Since Vincent was closer to the stairs, he caught her. The girl looked up at him. "Nice catch Vinny." Cid said "Is she alright?" Tifa and Aeris asked and then glared at each other "She's fine..." Vincent said. The girl opened her mouth and uttered one question "Daddy?" everyone freaked out "HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT! SHE JUST CALLED YOU DADDY!!" Cid screamed "We're not deaf Cid!" Yuffie screamed into his ear "Well, look at that, Sephy has a little sister, you're gonna be a big brother figure." Zax said patting the in disbelief general. "A little... sister...?" Sephiroth squeaked.
"..." Vincent said staring down at his 'daughter' "Ok, I have to admit that that was creepy..." Crisis said. "I think it's sweet that she thinks that Vincent is her father." Aeris said "You would think ANYTHING is sweet... like Cloud thinking that he was Zax..." Tifa muttered. They glared at each other again and sparks came out of their eyes. The girl's stomach growled and everyone looked at her "... I guess I'll go make dinner..." Crisis said and headed towards the kitchen.
An hour later, everyone watched as the girl scarffed her dinner down "She must have been hungry..." Cloud said "Being in that lab for god knows how long... I wouldn't blame her." Red XIII commented "She is rather skinny..." Aeris noted, "And bloody pale." Cid added. The girl nearly choked on something "Take it slow, kid." Zax said rubbing her back and Xellis handed her a glass of water, which she drained "You know, Vincent needs to give her a name... we can't always call her 'girl'." "Yeah, Vinny. What are you going to name your daughter?" Cid asked.
Vincent turned to his daughter and asked "Do you have a name?" she shook head and replied "I don't have a name... no one gave me a name." Vincent thought about it for a minute and said "If I had a daughter, I was going to name her Nozomi, which means hope, dream or wish in Japanese..." "That is a pretty name..." Aeris sighed "Yes." Tifa agreed and Crisis nodded "No-zo-mi..." Nozomi repeated.
The next day, Nozomi was still wearing the shirt and Tifa, Aeris, Xellis, and Crisis went out around noon. "Where did those four go?" Cid wondered again "They said they went out shopping and that they'll probably be back around four." Cloud said "Crisis?! Crisis went shopping?! The only thing I thought she'd go shopping for is more weapons for her collection."
Around four o'clock all four of the females came home. Crisis staggered in "That is the LAST time I go WITH those two anywhere... it was hell in the clothing area. God, I thought I was being punished for whatever I did to get anyone mad." She walked over to Vincent and threw her arms around his waist "Hold me..." she said with her face pressed into his chest and everyone minus Nozomi, Michael, and Xellis gawked at Crisis "I can't believe she's doing that..." Barret said pointing with his gun arm "I had a bad day... I want to be cuddled and held." "So... if you have a bad day you want to be held... and if you have a good day, you get mad and psychotic?" "Hai."
"What did you buy?" Cloud asked Tifa "Oh! We bought so much nice things. We thought that we wouldn't be ABLE to bring it back home." "What did you buy?!" Cid asked "Well, we felt that since Nozomi didn't have any clothes that we decided to buy her some." "Xellis and I made sure that Aeris didn't pick anything with pink... I threaten that if she does, I was going to stab her the same way Sephiroth did." Crisis said "Come on Nozomi, lets get you in your new clothes." Aeris said, taking Nozomi by the hand, and Aeris and Tifa led Nozomi upstairs.
A few minutes later, Aeris and Tifa came downstairs with Nozomi wearing a black sweater with a wide collar, black skirt, black boots, and her hair was tied back in a loose ponytail. "Wow." "We thought that black would go with her pale skin." Tifa said. Nozomi twirl towards Vincent "Do I look pretty daddy?" she asked smiling "Yes, Nozomi. You look beautiful." He said smiling; Crisis had detached herself from Vincent and went into her weapon/training room to add in another weapon that she bought. Alls was well that night, unknown to them that someone was watching them. He smiled evilly and walked out of Nibelheim.
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The screen fades out and fades in, looking at some random guy with messy, disheveled, bed tousle hair staring at his reflection in the mirror "Are you some pitiful loser who doesn't have a life, can't get a girlfriend, or gets picked on by bullies?" it shows this poor loser getting put down and getting beaten by a bully "Well, I have only two words for you: Hair Gel. The same hair gel that I; President Rufus uses." Rufus walks on screen holding a bottle of hair gel.
"Just apply any amount in your hair and it will get your hair straight, pulled back, and/or be a shield for you head, believe me, it saved my life." It shows the loser now popular and a girl or two. The bully comes up to him, attempted to whack him on the head, but it bounced off and hit him in the face. "It also can be used for so many other things like, paper Mache, glue, etc. It's that strong! Order now to get your supple of hair gel."