Disclaimer: these characters involved are the creation of the wonderful JKR, and my job is to put them into my fan fic (muahahahaha)

A/N: Hey everyone, just writing to say thanks for the reviews. Hey elissa (Elbereth) I gots my iMac to code my game but instead I'm writing my fan fiction (bahahahaha). Oh and I forgot to mention that you also gave me the idea of putting David Attenborough in it, thanks elissa.

Chapter 3: Intoxication

The trio finished off their dinner and Hermione pinned her Head Girl badge onto her robes Harry and Ron joked as Hermione somehow looked like Percy only less constipated. She was later called to a Head meeting.

Hermione made her way towards her dorm after seeing the Headmaster about her role in a Head position, only just missing the Head Boy as he had left earlier. She wondered, on the way, who had occupied the Head Boy position. Some spunky guy perhaps. Her thoughts drifted into her own desires. She hummed to herself, thinking about sharing a common room with a very hunky guy for the next year.

"No, I shouldn't think about this, I could be very disappointed," Hermione turned her attention to the new room she intended to get as Head Girl instead.

She made her way around the corner towards the portrait of a thin, cheerful woman who asked for the password.

"Hell-o, oh you must be the Head Girl, lucky you, a quite dashing young man has already entered. If only I wasn't a painting.anyway back to business. Password please." the portrait asked.

Hermione entered the portrait hole with her password. *A dashing young man* was on her mind and who could this dashing young man be? Hermione took large steps to reach the warm common room.

"So glad you could make it," his voice sounded in a high back seat that faced the fireplace. Hermione walked towards the fireplace, a smile had broadened across her face as she made her way over. Who could it be??

Hermione stepped around the chair to come face to face with..Draco Malfoy. *God damn it* Hermione thought to herself. Having revealed whom the Head Boy was, Hermione started to think she may of jinxed her chances of a spunky guy by thinking about it. And it was definitely a large disappointment to her.

"Draco.what are you doing here? You can't be Head Boy? Can you?" Hermione shuttered, she was about to share her last year at Hogwarts with a.a.a Malfoy.

"Yes, is it that hard to believe ...Granger, that I, Draco Malfoy, could get this position as Head Boy?" Draco's eyes narrowed.

"No, I was just hoping the Head Boy position would be filled by a good looking guy, and to see you here, I don't think my lucks going to change," Hermione made her way toward the girls dorm.

"What.?!?! Are you saying that I'm not good looking? You can ask any girl or.guy," Draco questioned her as she made her getaway. "And where are your manners?? No good night?"

"Nite.." Hermione's voice drifted down the stairs.

Draco smiled to himself after that little liaison, leaving his chair and strutting his way up to his dorm slowly.

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The sun had shone into every window of the great Hogwarts building at the beginning of a school day.

Sniggering sounded from the office of Professor Dumbledore. Professor Dumbledore sat contently in his office while nibbling on candy. A cauldron was placed next to his seat.

"Tee hee hee, they're going to love this concoction. And it will bring a much needed love into the school, tee hee," Albus sniggered at the 4 bottles of liquid he had concocted from the cauldron. His eyes went from the bottles to the bag of sweets that lured him from across the room, "Oh candy," instantly distracted Albus took to his feet and stumbled forward to his candy.

At that moment of distraction Fawkes arrived in the office, through the window, while Dumbledore stuffed his face.

"O holwo awkes," Albus spoke with a half massacred chocolate frog in his mouth. Fawkes made its way toward the bottles.

"Fawkes keep your nosey beak from my devious ploy, very devious..muahahahaha," Fawkes was getting very close to the four bottles that stood atop of Dumbledore's desk.

Fawkes being a curious bird poked its head around the bottles. "FAWKES!!!" Dumbledore shouted, this was not a good idea as the bird started flapping its wings in it's shocked state.

"Oh deary me," Dumbledore watched as the four bottles made their way to the floor. Each bottle breaking and releasing a pink, sweet smelling gas cloud, which disappeared after a moment's time.

"Oh Fawkes look at what you have done..I was hoping to do that later on but.. it is a good thing that it can spread throughout the school, if they blame someone, I'm putting the blame on you TEE HEE," Dumbledore giggled. "I think I'll go and see if it has already affected people." Albus left his office to pursue the potions effect on people. "TEE HEE"

Dumbledore made his way around the school and came across Harry who was on his way to Potions taught by Professor Snape.

"Hallo Harry, how are you today?" Dumbledore smiled at his pupil.

"I'm great professor, except the fact that you have paired Griffindor with Slytherin once 'again' for potions," Harry continued to state the fact, "classes with Slytherin and with Professor Snape isn't my idea of fun and it hasn't ever been friendly in these pairings."

"Oh don't worry my boy, things will change and 'I know' they will, tee hee," Professor Dumbledore sniggered, "you better be off, you don't want to be late for Potions." Dumbledore watched Harry walk to his next class.

"With my help maybe something will spark between Gryffindor and Slytherin, it's about time they became 'friends'," Dumbledore sniggered once again.

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Little sunshine had made its way into the darken dungeons in which potion classes will be conducted in a few minutes time.

A dark shadow had occupied the corridors of the deep dungeons. His robe floated along side his steady stride. His hair shifted slightly as if glued together somehow, an after effect most likely achieved from being in front of a cauldron. Severus Snape had made his direction towards his classroom. Every school day includes a stroll down to his classroom to take in every single detail possible, in a bid to hand out as many detentions and loss of house points.

Severus slithered his way towards his class. His hand reached out toward the door when David happens to come out of the classroom and runs into a stunned professor. The impact of the two men forced a tiny vial to come flying out of David's hand and smashed on the sone floor. The liquid encased in this vial quickly disintegrated and formed a pink, sweet smelling gas cloud, which later disappeared.

"What is this trickery?" Severus spoke, a little stunned.

"Ughh..I wasn't doing nothing," David quickly broke the tension that had existed between the two men.

Snape tossed his chin up as to look down on him. Snape's eyes dug deep into David's eyes to find any information available to him. "Your looking quite suspicious .nature boy, and what were you doing in my classroom?" Severus turns his head towards his room.

"Oh your classroom.yes.um.just making up a little experiment, you don't mind do you?" David kept his cool.

"No, no, not at all, but I think you may need another.um.what kind of potion was that?" This potion intrigued Severus.

" Ahh you see Severus that minute portion of that potion has probably already started to work, and that's what I wanted, it's very impotent, so I don't need another," David stepped away from the professor.

"You did not answer my question David and what does it do?" Severus kept calm afraid of what may occur from the potion.

"Oh no, you cannot know what it is because you'll probably spoil my fun," David's eyebrows twitched.

Snape's eyes narrowed. "Fairly well, move along David."

David quickly moved away from the potions professor and moved toward the exit, his figure growing smaller in Snape's view. Snape suddenly felt something inside, something with a deeper meaning. Had he just developed special and peculiar feelings for David, feelings of a different magnitude?? He stood there for a moment and wondered why these special feelings had come over him. Snape suddenly felt the need to bring up his breakfast and exited the dungeons.

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A/N: that's another chappie up, sorry about how long it's taken but my brain's frazzled from stupid exams. TEE HEE HEE EWWW SNAPE. Oh Please, oh please review.