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Chapter 6: Re-education
Breakfast the next day was somewhat cheerier than usual. The reason behind this was probably the fact that Professor Snape wore a grin on his face while munching away at some nice crispy bacon. Students from other tables notice the change and had looked up at the teacher's table with mouths open but returned their gaze at their plates once Snape had notice the attention.
"What's he so happy about?" Ron nodded his head in the direction of Professor Snape.
"I don't know, but it is really making me feel sick in the stomach," Harry made a sicken look.
"Well don't you think it is a nice change that he is looking quite happy," Hermione looked at the Professor and a small smile appeared at the edges of her lips. Harry and Ron looked at Hermione in a sort of distressed, opened mouth stare.
"What?" Hermione looked at the two pairs of eyes but did not notice a extra pair of eyes gazing at her from afar...
~~~
Harry, Ron and Hermione made their way towards the first class of the day, Defence Against the Dark Arts. They were also very eager to find out who was the next Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher was.
The classroom was now coming into view. They quicken their steps and watched the other students file into the classroom. Harry, Ron and Hermione entered the room but unfortunately the teacher that appeared before them was not expected. It appeared to the class that the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher was replaced temporarily by the irritable Professor Snape. No wonder he was in a cheery mood this morning.
"As you can see, I have taken over this position until a suitable teacher can be found," Snape peered down at all the students and added "I will also resume my normal position as well in Potions." There was a silent moan of disagreement hazing around the class followed by a THUD...
"Pathetic," Snape skewed his face at the motionless body of Neville Longbottom, which laid on the floor.
The next few days followed miserably with two lessons a day with Professor Snape, which also meant more house points taken away from Gryfindor and awarded to Slytherin.
Of course it had been miserable but they could not complain, Defence Against the Dark Arts was quite interesting. Professor Snape definitely knew his dark arts. One lesson involved a peculiar creature, which interested the mind of Hermione.
"Now can anyone tell me what this disgusting creature is?" Snape pointed his wand towards a cage, which inclosed a ball of fluff. No one in the class raised their hands, not even Hermione knew what this creature was. Snape's lip twitched in anger.
"It is a Heftagall" Snape explained. "It may look harmless but it swells up to a massive size when agitated and can suffocate you. It is best to be contained in a small cage or case to keep their size down. It is also a newly found creature."
Hermione's hand shot up and waved madly for Snape's attention.
"What?" Snape snarled.
"I was wondering if there is anyway I could get a hold of one of these creatures for the assignment you have given us?"
"No you foolish girl, I guess you couldn't find anything in books about them...did you? No," Snape snarled. "Books have failed you again...and these creatures are illegal." The classroom sniggered at Hermione's misfortune. Hermione looked down at her desk and her face began to redden.
~~~
Later that night, Harry made his way towards the Head's dormitories. He was returning the Muggle studies book to Hermione.
He approached the portrait of the thin lady but to Harry's surprise Sir Cadogen was in the background with only his helmet and heart patterned boxers on.
"Oh hello Harry, if you don't mind, could you hurry up, we haven't got all day," Sir Cadogen spoke up.
"Don't mind him, Password?" The lady muttered while giggling furiously at Sir Cadogen's attempt at strip tease.
"My Lady, let us get down and dirty," Sir Cadogen strutted back and forth in the background.
"Crackpot," Harry choked out and the portrait door opened and revealed the portrait hole leading to Hermione's sleeping quarters and ....Draco's sleeping quarters. Harry smiled to himself.
Harry entered with the large book in his grasp. He entered into an empty common room and wondered where Hermione was and walked in the direction of her room.
"Hermione," Harry spoke quietly, but it seems that he had overheard something....private.
"Hey Hermione, do you like my package?" Harry recognised this voice to belong to Draco Malfoy...what was he doing in Hermione's room?
"Wow, it's huge!!" Hermione screamed in delight. "Stop poking it!"
"Oh shit, it's growing!!"
"Hurry up and get it in here!"
"It won't go in!"
"Try another position"
"You have to work it, Granger!!"
"Well then push harder"
"I am pushing harder"
"AHHH.you clumsy git"
"Arrggghhhhh......finally"
Harry stepped back, his head was spinning, how could Draco go for a mudblood?
Moments later sounds were no longer heard except for a faint "Thanks Draco," what...when did Hermione start calling Malfoy that??
Harry stepped backwards but tripped over the rug that lay on the floor. Harry tried to steady himself but the book slipped out of his hand and tumbled towards the ground.
BANG!! The book landed loudly on the floor.
"What was that??" Draco sounded from the room.
"I don't know, but if you get off me, I'll see," Hermione's voice trailed into the common room where Harry stood shocked.
Harry wondered, did Hermione and Draco just release their sexual tension??
Draco appeared from Hermione's doorway, his face was flushed and beads of sweat glistened on his forehead.
"What are you doing here, Potter??" Draco asked.
"I was just returning something."
"Oh Granger is in her dorm and I'll be in my dorm...if you need me," Draco added with an eyebrow quirk, while strutting towards his dorm....oh how Harry loved to watch that strut and was that an offer from Draco, Harry hoped so.
Hermione stepped from her doorway, faced flushed, hair out of place (more so), sweat appeared on her forehead and her robes looked a bit lopped sided.
"Oh Harry, no trouble with the portrait hole I see," Hermione smiled.
"Yes, no trouble at all, you on the other hand had lots of trouble with a particular hole," Harry eyed Hermione in disguised jealousy.
"I don't know what you are talking about," Hermione looked confused.
"Don't worry, here," Harry shoved the book into Hermione's hand. "The book you wanted."
Harry took off and left the common room as fast as he could to escape any uncomfortable situations he would put himself into.
"I shouldn't be jealous," Harry fought everything in his body to say what he had just said. He was in fact very jealous indeed.
~~~
Harry may have been angry at Hermione but all was forgotten when the next morning appeared. Harry, Ron and Hermione made their way towards Caring of Magical Creatures with Hagrid. This was going to be the first time they would have a conversation with the man.
They walked past a group of first years in the crowded corridor towards the large doors that would open and reveal Hogwarts ground. One student from the group was particularly and odd one out. He was undoubtedly tall and stood half a body above the other first years. He appeared to have wavy blonde hair, which shone brightly in the sun, and a smile, which could be seen from miles away. Harry, Ron and Hermione noticed straight away who this student was and shock ran into them.
"Is that......" Ron began.
"It can't be....." Harry hoped.
"It is ......." Ron had a sinking feeling.
"Its Gilderoy Lockhart," Hermione looked surprised.
"What's he doing here??" Ron whispered.
"How the hell should I know..." Harry said
The group of first years passed the three friends, Harry tried to cover his face from view. Until one little girl spoke out aloud-
"Oh my gosh, it's Harry Potter," this of course caused a ripple effect.
"Where?"
"There"
"Wait until I tell my parents about this"
"Wow, it is, can we see your scar closer?"
"Hello, I'm Gilderoy Lockhart," Gilderoy seized Harry's hand and shook madly.
"Yes, I know who you are," Harry waiting patiently for his arm to snap off.
"You do...." Gilderoy started but his eyes trailed off towards a petite and pretty young first year girl, Harry knew as Melissa Clairvoy from Gryfindor. She was a very smart girl, quite like Hermione but less obsessed with marks.
Melissa realised the pair of eyes on her, from Gilderoy, and quicken her pace. Gilderoy followed in pursuit. Melissa ran in the direction past Harry.
"Hi Harry........" Melissa quickly yelled out while running past Harry. "Bye Harry........."
"Wait for me Melissa, I was wondering if you could help me with that oral task!!!!!" Gilderoy ran after her. It was clear that he had set his heart on that poor girl.
"Poor Melissa, hope she gets away safely," Ron felt a little happier with the disappearance of Gilderoy.
"Oh yeah, Gilderoy is back here because he is starting school again, after forgetting everything from that backfired spell," Hermione's mind clicked.
~~~
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A/N: Thanks to my beautiful reviewers, love you all. Don't worry I have a lot installed for this chapter and many more to come, muahahaha so evil, evil I tells ya. Okay I'm done with my evil laughing..on with the story then....
Chapter 6: Re-education
Breakfast the next day was somewhat cheerier than usual. The reason behind this was probably the fact that Professor Snape wore a grin on his face while munching away at some nice crispy bacon. Students from other tables notice the change and had looked up at the teacher's table with mouths open but returned their gaze at their plates once Snape had notice the attention.
"What's he so happy about?" Ron nodded his head in the direction of Professor Snape.
"I don't know, but it is really making me feel sick in the stomach," Harry made a sicken look.
"Well don't you think it is a nice change that he is looking quite happy," Hermione looked at the Professor and a small smile appeared at the edges of her lips. Harry and Ron looked at Hermione in a sort of distressed, opened mouth stare.
"What?" Hermione looked at the two pairs of eyes but did not notice a extra pair of eyes gazing at her from afar...
~~~
Harry, Ron and Hermione made their way towards the first class of the day, Defence Against the Dark Arts. They were also very eager to find out who was the next Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher was.
The classroom was now coming into view. They quicken their steps and watched the other students file into the classroom. Harry, Ron and Hermione entered the room but unfortunately the teacher that appeared before them was not expected. It appeared to the class that the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher was replaced temporarily by the irritable Professor Snape. No wonder he was in a cheery mood this morning.
"As you can see, I have taken over this position until a suitable teacher can be found," Snape peered down at all the students and added "I will also resume my normal position as well in Potions." There was a silent moan of disagreement hazing around the class followed by a THUD...
"Pathetic," Snape skewed his face at the motionless body of Neville Longbottom, which laid on the floor.
The next few days followed miserably with two lessons a day with Professor Snape, which also meant more house points taken away from Gryfindor and awarded to Slytherin.
Of course it had been miserable but they could not complain, Defence Against the Dark Arts was quite interesting. Professor Snape definitely knew his dark arts. One lesson involved a peculiar creature, which interested the mind of Hermione.
"Now can anyone tell me what this disgusting creature is?" Snape pointed his wand towards a cage, which inclosed a ball of fluff. No one in the class raised their hands, not even Hermione knew what this creature was. Snape's lip twitched in anger.
"It is a Heftagall" Snape explained. "It may look harmless but it swells up to a massive size when agitated and can suffocate you. It is best to be contained in a small cage or case to keep their size down. It is also a newly found creature."
Hermione's hand shot up and waved madly for Snape's attention.
"What?" Snape snarled.
"I was wondering if there is anyway I could get a hold of one of these creatures for the assignment you have given us?"
"No you foolish girl, I guess you couldn't find anything in books about them...did you? No," Snape snarled. "Books have failed you again...and these creatures are illegal." The classroom sniggered at Hermione's misfortune. Hermione looked down at her desk and her face began to redden.
~~~
Later that night, Harry made his way towards the Head's dormitories. He was returning the Muggle studies book to Hermione.
He approached the portrait of the thin lady but to Harry's surprise Sir Cadogen was in the background with only his helmet and heart patterned boxers on.
"Oh hello Harry, if you don't mind, could you hurry up, we haven't got all day," Sir Cadogen spoke up.
"Don't mind him, Password?" The lady muttered while giggling furiously at Sir Cadogen's attempt at strip tease.
"My Lady, let us get down and dirty," Sir Cadogen strutted back and forth in the background.
"Crackpot," Harry choked out and the portrait door opened and revealed the portrait hole leading to Hermione's sleeping quarters and ....Draco's sleeping quarters. Harry smiled to himself.
Harry entered with the large book in his grasp. He entered into an empty common room and wondered where Hermione was and walked in the direction of her room.
"Hermione," Harry spoke quietly, but it seems that he had overheard something....private.
"Hey Hermione, do you like my package?" Harry recognised this voice to belong to Draco Malfoy...what was he doing in Hermione's room?
"Wow, it's huge!!" Hermione screamed in delight. "Stop poking it!"
"Oh shit, it's growing!!"
"Hurry up and get it in here!"
"It won't go in!"
"Try another position"
"You have to work it, Granger!!"
"Well then push harder"
"I am pushing harder"
"AHHH.you clumsy git"
"Arrggghhhhh......finally"
Harry stepped back, his head was spinning, how could Draco go for a mudblood?
Moments later sounds were no longer heard except for a faint "Thanks Draco," what...when did Hermione start calling Malfoy that??
Harry stepped backwards but tripped over the rug that lay on the floor. Harry tried to steady himself but the book slipped out of his hand and tumbled towards the ground.
BANG!! The book landed loudly on the floor.
"What was that??" Draco sounded from the room.
"I don't know, but if you get off me, I'll see," Hermione's voice trailed into the common room where Harry stood shocked.
Harry wondered, did Hermione and Draco just release their sexual tension??
Draco appeared from Hermione's doorway, his face was flushed and beads of sweat glistened on his forehead.
"What are you doing here, Potter??" Draco asked.
"I was just returning something."
"Oh Granger is in her dorm and I'll be in my dorm...if you need me," Draco added with an eyebrow quirk, while strutting towards his dorm....oh how Harry loved to watch that strut and was that an offer from Draco, Harry hoped so.
Hermione stepped from her doorway, faced flushed, hair out of place (more so), sweat appeared on her forehead and her robes looked a bit lopped sided.
"Oh Harry, no trouble with the portrait hole I see," Hermione smiled.
"Yes, no trouble at all, you on the other hand had lots of trouble with a particular hole," Harry eyed Hermione in disguised jealousy.
"I don't know what you are talking about," Hermione looked confused.
"Don't worry, here," Harry shoved the book into Hermione's hand. "The book you wanted."
Harry took off and left the common room as fast as he could to escape any uncomfortable situations he would put himself into.
"I shouldn't be jealous," Harry fought everything in his body to say what he had just said. He was in fact very jealous indeed.
~~~
Harry may have been angry at Hermione but all was forgotten when the next morning appeared. Harry, Ron and Hermione made their way towards Caring of Magical Creatures with Hagrid. This was going to be the first time they would have a conversation with the man.
They walked past a group of first years in the crowded corridor towards the large doors that would open and reveal Hogwarts ground. One student from the group was particularly and odd one out. He was undoubtedly tall and stood half a body above the other first years. He appeared to have wavy blonde hair, which shone brightly in the sun, and a smile, which could be seen from miles away. Harry, Ron and Hermione noticed straight away who this student was and shock ran into them.
"Is that......" Ron began.
"It can't be....." Harry hoped.
"It is ......." Ron had a sinking feeling.
"Its Gilderoy Lockhart," Hermione looked surprised.
"What's he doing here??" Ron whispered.
"How the hell should I know..." Harry said
The group of first years passed the three friends, Harry tried to cover his face from view. Until one little girl spoke out aloud-
"Oh my gosh, it's Harry Potter," this of course caused a ripple effect.
"Where?"
"There"
"Wait until I tell my parents about this"
"Wow, it is, can we see your scar closer?"
"Hello, I'm Gilderoy Lockhart," Gilderoy seized Harry's hand and shook madly.
"Yes, I know who you are," Harry waiting patiently for his arm to snap off.
"You do...." Gilderoy started but his eyes trailed off towards a petite and pretty young first year girl, Harry knew as Melissa Clairvoy from Gryfindor. She was a very smart girl, quite like Hermione but less obsessed with marks.
Melissa realised the pair of eyes on her, from Gilderoy, and quicken her pace. Gilderoy followed in pursuit. Melissa ran in the direction past Harry.
"Hi Harry........" Melissa quickly yelled out while running past Harry. "Bye Harry........."
"Wait for me Melissa, I was wondering if you could help me with that oral task!!!!!" Gilderoy ran after her. It was clear that he had set his heart on that poor girl.
"Poor Melissa, hope she gets away safely," Ron felt a little happier with the disappearance of Gilderoy.
"Oh yeah, Gilderoy is back here because he is starting school again, after forgetting everything from that backfired spell," Hermione's mind clicked.
~~~
A/N: well that's another chapter up, and you know what to do if you want more, CLICK that REVIEW button and tell me what you thought and maybe even give me suggestions and tell me what you would like to see more of. So you benefit from reviewing :D if I decide on any of your suggestions. So REVIEW PLEASE, ^_^ REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW