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Once they reached the North, the monster took them to one of the mountains. Up top the mountain, everyone looked around "Why are we here?" "Where is it?" Crisis asked the monster and it pointed down the mountain to the west. "Down there?" it nods "Thanks. You may rest now." Crisis snaps her fingers and it falls to the icy ground dead.
Everyone looked down the mountain "My, that's a deep drop." Aeris said "I bet that I can make it down there and find the lab's entrance before anyone." Cid said "We'll take that bet!" Michael said wearing snowboarding gear "Yeah! 7,000 Gil!" Xellis exclaimed also in snowboarding gear "But to be fair, we're letting YOU have a head start." And both Xellis and Michael kicked Cid down the slope and all the way down, they head him let loose many strings of curses.
Michael and Xellis pushed off after him. Everyone watched with a sweat drop "Normally I would HAVE joined them in the bet... but I don't really feel like it..." Crisis said adjusting her blue-tinted sunglasses, "Why do you have a snowboard then?" Tifa asked "I like snowboarding." Crisis answered "And that's probably the only way to get down..." Zax said "Like when Cloud had to snowboard down that hill when we were heading towards the Crater."
Akuma jumped from Aeris' hands onto Vincent's shoulder "Looks like he wants to ride with you Vinny." "Let's mosey." Cloud told everyone "Dammit Cloud! Stop saying that damn thing! Say move out or something!" Aeris screamed and everyone stared at her and she blushed in embarrassment "Sorry... but since Cid wasn't here to say it... I thought I should." "I'm going now before things get worst." Crisis said and went down the mountain.
Cid had turned into a giant snowball, and Michael and Xellis were behind him, doing tricks. They went in front of and the slope went upward. They jumped and noticed something odd "Ya know... that pile of snow REALLY doesn't look like a pile of snow..." Michael said pointing it out "Yeah... uh-oh..." the landed in a deep hole first and then Cid after them "We made it before you, pay up." Xellis told Cid "Dammit!" he replied.
The others saw the slope and stopped before they ended up like Xellis, Michael, and Cid. "That was close." Aeris breathe a sigh of relief. "Where are Xellis, Michael, and Cid?" Cloud wondered "Let's go look for them." The rest of the Avalanche members climbed, or in Cloud's case, fell down the rest the way of the mountain, calling the three idiots "Xellis! Michael! Cid!" Cloud called "We're down this hole!" one of them shouted "Are you ok?" Aeris asked them staring down the hole "Yeah..." "Hey! I found Waldo!" (Sorry, I liked Surf Ninjas... and that part WAS HILARIOUS! ^^;;;) "Really?!" Cloud asked "Skye!" Michael called back "Dammit! I was looking for him over a month and a half!" "..." "Can SOMEONE knock Cloud in?" Xellis asked and Zax kicked Cloud into the hole. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Cloud screamed and landed on Xellis's legs "... now can someone kick Zax in?" "What?" Crisis kicked Zax in "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" he screamed and landed on top of Cloud!
"Knock Barret in!" Michael exclaimed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cloud, Zax, and Xellis screamed. Crisis shrugged "In you go." She told Barret and shoved him in and he landed on Zax! "Now a snowman!" Crisis stared down the hole, built a snowman and shoved it in and it landed on Barret's back. "Why did you do that?" Aeris asked her "Just making my brother happy..." she answered. Down in the hole, Cid was no where to be seen, Michael's demon tail taunted him and he started chasing it like a dog, Xellis' legs were pinned by all the weight that landed on them, and Cloud kept repeating " I think I broke my ass, I think I broke my ass..."
"Shouldn't we be going down there?" Aeris asked "Yeah..." Crisis answered "There's no way down." Tifa replied "The only way to get down is jumping." Vincent added.
Crisis grinned, Mayhem... she thought to herself "Oh Sephy, I believe that Xellis' legs are being crushed under all that weight." She told him and Sephiroth jumped down. He took out his massive Masamune and stared at everyone that was on Xellis' legs. "Get off of her or I'll stab you all like when I stabbed that ancient girl." "I'M RIGHT HERE!!" Aeris called down and Sephiroth thought about that "Oh yeah..." he said.
The snowman built legs for him and ran off, and Barret and Zax jumped off and Cloud painfully stood up and limped off, while holding his ass.
Back up top Crisis looked down the hole and looked back to the others "whose next?" she asked and Red started backing away. She grabbed him around the middle and tossed him in "AAAAAAAAAAHH!" Red screamed "Next?" Yuffie jumped in, not wanting to have Crisis knock her in. Yuffie landed gracefully.
Michael poked his head out from behind a boulder and his tail poked out from the other side, Michael attacked his tail. Red's tail went out "I light it back for you!" Xellis exclaimed and took out a fire materia. "What is this place?" Cloud asked looking at the ceiling "It looks like a cavern... Hojo built his lab deep within here?" Zax wondered. Tifa landed on Cloud "Thanks for breaking my fall Cloud." She told him "Owie..." Cloud replied.
"What happen to you Tifa?" Zax asked helping her up... as best as he could "Crisis keeps knocking us into here... except Yuffie, she JUMPED in." Tifa explained "You have to be kidding." Zax said with wide eyes "I'm not." Tifa replied. They heard a scream, they looked up, and then something caught Zax's eyes "Hey! A gil!" he said turning around and picking it up, Aeris fell on her ass "Thank you for catching me Zax." She growled, rubbing her ass. "Let me guess, Crisis knocked you in?" Zax asked and Aeris muttered some cruel words at him.
"I don't think I want to KNOW what those two are doing up there..." Cid muttered and Crisis stomp on him "Hentai..." she growled and kicked him one last time. "Where's Vincent? I'd thought you knock him in before you jump in." "... um... sore wa himitsu desu." She told Zax. Vincent landed next to them and Crisis smiled "So you knock the others in, BUT you DON'T knock Vincent in?!" "No... HE distracted me... and knocked BOTH of US in..." Crisis muttered. Everyone gawked "How?" Tifa asked "... would you believe me of I say... he caught me off guard by kissing me...?" Crisis asked and they gawked more.
Michael was atop the ceiling pretending to be Batman. "Get down from there Michael! This is no time to play games!" Crisis called to him. "It so dark." Aeris commented and Xellis and Crisis took out their fire materias. The fire lit the cavern and everyone looked around, Aeris screamed and everyone turned their attention to what scared her with their ultimate weapons in hand.
It was a huge menacing creature, with many rows of teeth and it looked like it was in mid attack. Yuffie was happy "MATERIAS!!" she exclaimed gleefully, for the monster had materias embedded into its body. Cloud waved his hand in front of the monster's face "It's not moving....." he reported, Barret tapped it with his gun arm, Crisis ran a hand over its arm "I think it's not real." She told them "Why is it here?" "Distraction?" "TRAP!"
Yuffie tried to pull one of the materia out "Tr-tra-tra-tra-tra-tra- TRAP!!" Michael exclaimed "NO! DON'T YUFFIE!!" "STOP YUFFIE!" surprisingly Xellis was being a voice of reason as well. It was too late; Yuffie pulled one of the materias with a loud POP! Michael picked up Yuffie and ran off and the ground started shaking, Cloud got knocked into a wall and once he got off, he walked around wobbly "Can someone stop the world?" Cloud asked putting a hand to his mouth and turning slightly green. They heard a crackling sound, they all looked up and saw some of the spikes about to fall down on them "Dodge!"
Barret picked up Aeris and started dodging the spikes; Cloud ran and stopped when one fell in front of him! Zax jumped out of the way of two, Crisis jumped on one then another avoiding them. Sephiroth slashed at some and Vincent jumped put of the spikes way.
This went on until they made it into part of the lab. Once the dust cleared, everyone sighed in relief "That was fun." Crisis said "FUN?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! WE ALMOST DIED!!" Cid yelled "Look on the bright side, the spikes provide us stairs now." She replied pointing at the mess. Everyone looked and sure enough, the spikes did make stairs for them, when they need to leave. Half of the Avalanche members turned on Yuffie "Didn't you HEAR us WHEN we TOLD you to STOP?!" Cid demanded "I said I was sorry." Yuffie wailed in tears "We said it was a trap, but nooooooooo, you HAD to GO for the damn MATERIAS!!" "Leave her alone! It's not her fault that it was trap." Aeris told Cid mad "If anything, I bet it was Hojo, he KNEW that Yuffie WOULD go for the materia..." Red told them and everyone agreed.
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I apologize, for since the chapter 9 is 'too big' I am forced to break it up into Chapter 10... so if you are confused... I am SO sorry. Again I apologize for the trouble.
End of Chapter 9
Don't beat me Cloud fans!! ;;
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Chapter 9 Avalanche to the Rescue
Once they reached the North, the monster took them to one of the mountains. Up top the mountain, everyone looked around "Why are we here?" "Where is it?" Crisis asked the monster and it pointed down the mountain to the west. "Down there?" it nods "Thanks. You may rest now." Crisis snaps her fingers and it falls to the icy ground dead.
Everyone looked down the mountain "My, that's a deep drop." Aeris said "I bet that I can make it down there and find the lab's entrance before anyone." Cid said "We'll take that bet!" Michael said wearing snowboarding gear "Yeah! 7,000 Gil!" Xellis exclaimed also in snowboarding gear "But to be fair, we're letting YOU have a head start." And both Xellis and Michael kicked Cid down the slope and all the way down, they head him let loose many strings of curses.
Michael and Xellis pushed off after him. Everyone watched with a sweat drop "Normally I would HAVE joined them in the bet... but I don't really feel like it..." Crisis said adjusting her blue-tinted sunglasses, "Why do you have a snowboard then?" Tifa asked "I like snowboarding." Crisis answered "And that's probably the only way to get down..." Zax said "Like when Cloud had to snowboard down that hill when we were heading towards the Crater."
Akuma jumped from Aeris' hands onto Vincent's shoulder "Looks like he wants to ride with you Vinny." "Let's mosey." Cloud told everyone "Dammit Cloud! Stop saying that damn thing! Say move out or something!" Aeris screamed and everyone stared at her and she blushed in embarrassment "Sorry... but since Cid wasn't here to say it... I thought I should." "I'm going now before things get worst." Crisis said and went down the mountain.
Cid had turned into a giant snowball, and Michael and Xellis were behind him, doing tricks. They went in front of and the slope went upward. They jumped and noticed something odd "Ya know... that pile of snow REALLY doesn't look like a pile of snow..." Michael said pointing it out "Yeah... uh-oh..." the landed in a deep hole first and then Cid after them "We made it before you, pay up." Xellis told Cid "Dammit!" he replied.
The others saw the slope and stopped before they ended up like Xellis, Michael, and Cid. "That was close." Aeris breathe a sigh of relief. "Where are Xellis, Michael, and Cid?" Cloud wondered "Let's go look for them." The rest of the Avalanche members climbed, or in Cloud's case, fell down the rest the way of the mountain, calling the three idiots "Xellis! Michael! Cid!" Cloud called "We're down this hole!" one of them shouted "Are you ok?" Aeris asked them staring down the hole "Yeah..." "Hey! I found Waldo!" (Sorry, I liked Surf Ninjas... and that part WAS HILARIOUS! ^^;;;) "Really?!" Cloud asked "Skye!" Michael called back "Dammit! I was looking for him over a month and a half!" "..." "Can SOMEONE knock Cloud in?" Xellis asked and Zax kicked Cloud into the hole. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Cloud screamed and landed on Xellis's legs "... now can someone kick Zax in?" "What?" Crisis kicked Zax in "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" he screamed and landed on top of Cloud!
"Knock Barret in!" Michael exclaimed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cloud, Zax, and Xellis screamed. Crisis shrugged "In you go." She told Barret and shoved him in and he landed on Zax! "Now a snowman!" Crisis stared down the hole, built a snowman and shoved it in and it landed on Barret's back. "Why did you do that?" Aeris asked her "Just making my brother happy..." she answered. Down in the hole, Cid was no where to be seen, Michael's demon tail taunted him and he started chasing it like a dog, Xellis' legs were pinned by all the weight that landed on them, and Cloud kept repeating " I think I broke my ass, I think I broke my ass..."
"Shouldn't we be going down there?" Aeris asked "Yeah..." Crisis answered "There's no way down." Tifa replied "The only way to get down is jumping." Vincent added.
Crisis grinned, Mayhem... she thought to herself "Oh Sephy, I believe that Xellis' legs are being crushed under all that weight." She told him and Sephiroth jumped down. He took out his massive Masamune and stared at everyone that was on Xellis' legs. "Get off of her or I'll stab you all like when I stabbed that ancient girl." "I'M RIGHT HERE!!" Aeris called down and Sephiroth thought about that "Oh yeah..." he said.
The snowman built legs for him and ran off, and Barret and Zax jumped off and Cloud painfully stood up and limped off, while holding his ass.
Back up top Crisis looked down the hole and looked back to the others "whose next?" she asked and Red started backing away. She grabbed him around the middle and tossed him in "AAAAAAAAAAHH!" Red screamed "Next?" Yuffie jumped in, not wanting to have Crisis knock her in. Yuffie landed gracefully.
Michael poked his head out from behind a boulder and his tail poked out from the other side, Michael attacked his tail. Red's tail went out "I light it back for you!" Xellis exclaimed and took out a fire materia. "What is this place?" Cloud asked looking at the ceiling "It looks like a cavern... Hojo built his lab deep within here?" Zax wondered. Tifa landed on Cloud "Thanks for breaking my fall Cloud." She told him "Owie..." Cloud replied.
"What happen to you Tifa?" Zax asked helping her up... as best as he could "Crisis keeps knocking us into here... except Yuffie, she JUMPED in." Tifa explained "You have to be kidding." Zax said with wide eyes "I'm not." Tifa replied. They heard a scream, they looked up, and then something caught Zax's eyes "Hey! A gil!" he said turning around and picking it up, Aeris fell on her ass "Thank you for catching me Zax." She growled, rubbing her ass. "Let me guess, Crisis knocked you in?" Zax asked and Aeris muttered some cruel words at him.
"I don't think I want to KNOW what those two are doing up there..." Cid muttered and Crisis stomp on him "Hentai..." she growled and kicked him one last time. "Where's Vincent? I'd thought you knock him in before you jump in." "... um... sore wa himitsu desu." She told Zax. Vincent landed next to them and Crisis smiled "So you knock the others in, BUT you DON'T knock Vincent in?!" "No... HE distracted me... and knocked BOTH of US in..." Crisis muttered. Everyone gawked "How?" Tifa asked "... would you believe me of I say... he caught me off guard by kissing me...?" Crisis asked and they gawked more.
Michael was atop the ceiling pretending to be Batman. "Get down from there Michael! This is no time to play games!" Crisis called to him. "It so dark." Aeris commented and Xellis and Crisis took out their fire materias. The fire lit the cavern and everyone looked around, Aeris screamed and everyone turned their attention to what scared her with their ultimate weapons in hand.
It was a huge menacing creature, with many rows of teeth and it looked like it was in mid attack. Yuffie was happy "MATERIAS!!" she exclaimed gleefully, for the monster had materias embedded into its body. Cloud waved his hand in front of the monster's face "It's not moving....." he reported, Barret tapped it with his gun arm, Crisis ran a hand over its arm "I think it's not real." She told them "Why is it here?" "Distraction?" "TRAP!"
Yuffie tried to pull one of the materia out "Tr-tra-tra-tra-tra-tra- TRAP!!" Michael exclaimed "NO! DON'T YUFFIE!!" "STOP YUFFIE!" surprisingly Xellis was being a voice of reason as well. It was too late; Yuffie pulled one of the materias with a loud POP! Michael picked up Yuffie and ran off and the ground started shaking, Cloud got knocked into a wall and once he got off, he walked around wobbly "Can someone stop the world?" Cloud asked putting a hand to his mouth and turning slightly green. They heard a crackling sound, they all looked up and saw some of the spikes about to fall down on them "Dodge!"
Barret picked up Aeris and started dodging the spikes; Cloud ran and stopped when one fell in front of him! Zax jumped out of the way of two, Crisis jumped on one then another avoiding them. Sephiroth slashed at some and Vincent jumped put of the spikes way.
This went on until they made it into part of the lab. Once the dust cleared, everyone sighed in relief "That was fun." Crisis said "FUN?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! WE ALMOST DIED!!" Cid yelled "Look on the bright side, the spikes provide us stairs now." She replied pointing at the mess. Everyone looked and sure enough, the spikes did make stairs for them, when they need to leave. Half of the Avalanche members turned on Yuffie "Didn't you HEAR us WHEN we TOLD you to STOP?!" Cid demanded "I said I was sorry." Yuffie wailed in tears "We said it was a trap, but nooooooooo, you HAD to GO for the damn MATERIAS!!" "Leave her alone! It's not her fault that it was trap." Aeris told Cid mad "If anything, I bet it was Hojo, he KNEW that Yuffie WOULD go for the materia..." Red told them and everyone agreed.
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I apologize, for since the chapter 9 is 'too big' I am forced to break it up into Chapter 10... so if you are confused... I am SO sorry. Again I apologize for the trouble.
End of Chapter 9