Disclaimer: Blah blah I don't own CCS Blah. (WHAT'S THE STUPID POINT OF THIS ANYWAY??)

Author's Note: I only did this because I needed a break from my Lizzie McGuire fic. I have a huge case of writer's block!

"TOMOYO! YOU'RE KILLING MY SUIT! WHY IS THE PINNING TAKING SO LONG!?!?!" I think you know who said that. It's pretty obvious, isn't it? "Oh, don't be such a bad sport, Syaoran," Tomoyo might have said through the pins in her mouth. But really, there was no way of telling, because it came out as "Mmmphh, mommph meh sum uph fheh porr shrrobn,". She took a couple of pins out. "You and Sakura are going to the PROM together. I want everything to look just perfect! Ah….Sakura will look so cute voted prom queen, with the crown and everything," she added dreamily. She poked the next pin HARD into Syaoran's arm, and an piercing scream could be heard all the way to Argentina (I don't even know where that is). Meanwhile, Sakura, who was in the next room getting a massage from Meling, didn't even flinch.

"RRR…." Meling growled. "If Tomoyo hadn't insisted that you needed to be knot-free for dancing then we wouldn't have to hear all this screaming right now." Sakura sighed. "I admit that she can be a little fussy about me sometimes, but—" "A little fussy?" Meling said, reaching for the massage oil. "A LITTLE fussy? Try downright obsessive! She's always telling you how you're so cute and funny and blah blah blah blah BLAH!" "Okay, so she's a little obsessive, but that's okay. I wonder what's going to happen at the prom. I hope we get voted King and Queen." Meling laughed. "As if!" she teased. "I say me and Jiang have got it in the bag!" Jiang was Meling's boyfriend from back in Hong Kong. They made a cute couple. Meling winced as another scream came from Tomoyo's bedroom.

Syaoran's IM with Eriol

Syaoran_Sakura4ever: Tell Tomoyo she's a nobrained idiot PLEASE.

Clow_Hiiragaziwa: Why?

Syaoran_Sakura4ever: Tell her because I said so!

Clow_Hiiragaziwa: Nope, sorry. Can't tell my girlfriend she's a nobrained idiot 'till I get a reason.

Syaoran_Sakura4ever: What's the matter with you? JUST TELL HER! That's an order!

Clow_Hiiragaziwa: You are not one to order the reincarnation of Clow Reed around.

Syaoran_Sakura4ever: Shut up with the stupid Clow Reed speak and TELL HER!!!

Clow_Hiiragaziwa: Are you calling your relative stupid? Naughty, naughty. I'm going to have to set your pants on fire.

Syaoran_Sakura4ever: I'm wearing my tux stupidhead.

Clow_Hiiragaziwa: Well, then. I'll repair them AFTER I set them on fire. In three, two, one….

Syaoran_Sakura4ever: AHHHH!!! Hey! It's dying down already….

Syaoran_Sakura4ever: IEEEEE! It started again! You're burning a hole in my underwear, Hiiragaziwa!!!

Clow_Hiiragaziwa: Muahahahaha!

Film*Sakura*@*Prom: Eww, Syaoran! Didn't need to know that!

Syaoran_Sakura4ever: TOMOYO!! WHEN'D YOU GET HERE!?!?

Film*Sakura*@*Prom: I was always there. Nobrained idiot? I thought you would have more cuss words in there. I'm impressed, Syaoran.

Syaoran_Sakura4ever: Why is everybody trying to hurt me all of a sudden?

Film*Sakura*@*Prom: *Sighs* well fine. Put out the fire, Eriol.

Clow_Hiiragaziwa: Okay.

Syaoran_Sakura4ever: Phew.

Clow_Hiiragaziwa: I hope you learned your lesson. Never call the girlfriend of Clow Reed's reincarnation a nobrained idiot.

Syaoran_Sakura4ever cannot respond because he is changing his underwear

Film*Sakura*@*Prom: Oookayyy…. I don't think we wanted to know that.

Clow_Hiiragaziwa: No, me either.