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Okay okay okay, I know I have been a lazy git for not updating as quick as I could but seriously I have been very busy indeed. Mostly university applications and of course Australian Idol auditions (bahahahahahahaha), nah just joking I thought it would be funny to add that in, no one has really heard me sing, I'm the shy and silent type *innocent look*
Michelle - its good to hear that you enjoy my writings that much, when I do write a book you can have it for free because you are probably the craziest reviewer I could ever ask for, crazy = fun ^_^ and its good that you don't hurt me for making harry gay but then again its only a story :D and I'm sorry for making you impatient, but here it is my new update....enjoy
Elbereth - don't worry elissa there is more David in this chapter and in future chapters but you slapped me for making him dirty :( bahahaha because I'm evil
Grrbaby - Katie I know that cedric and myrtle thing is not right, that's why I've put it in the story, nothings right in here
The Insane Floo pot - gosh your crazy!!! LOL, I'm glad you think my story is funny (especially those parts), anyways I hope your finger is okay LOL, maybe you shouldn't press the review button that much LOL oh well
Hello hello to my wonderful reviewers, I just realised my hair smells like cigarettes (ewwwww yuck) not that it has anything to do with the story but I could incorporated it somehow. I have a question to my reviewers.......
Question: you all want some Harry Draco action to occur, do you mean:-
(a) Flirting
(b) Kissing
(c) Touching or
(d) SEX?
By answering this question you will be helping me determine what you want to read about and therefore not make me decide on the dirty dirty decision. Now that that is said I just want to say it's your choice how far Harry and Draco go, literary. And I will not influence your choice (don't choose (a) it's too boring). Okay on with the story ^_^
Chapter 9: Double Vision
Harry and Ron made for the owlery in search for Hedwig to carry a letter to Ron's brothers, Fred and George. Ron wrote: -
Your bloody wand is on the loose!! You didn't tell us that it actually
comes to life!! What do we do? You better come and grab it before it
terrorises Hogwarts, It threw sparks at my arm and I've got the burns
to prove it!! That bloody thing is a menace; did you have to make it
with personality?? Tell mum I said 'hi' and you two better be on your
way to catch the wand. Ron
Days passed and the colder weather was settling in. Hogwarts was dusted in white powdered snow and the wind was crisp and icy. Quidditch season was under way with the first Quidditch match: Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw. It was announced during the first breakfast of November.
The Great Hall was packed to the brim as hungry students came for their warm breakfast. And the gentle tapping on a glass goblet stirred the students to silence. Dumbledore smiled and lifted up from his seat and rose to greet the students with good news.
"Hello students, I see you are all enjoying your warm breakfast today but I have a few announcements to make. First things first, Quidditch season has started and the first match of the year will be between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw," the students roared with delight to the news of Quidditch, Dumbledore grinned and continued, "And one more thing if anyone finds a wand wandering the corridors of Hogwarts," Dumbledore paused and looked directly at Ron and Harry, lightly chuckled and resumed, "please report it to teachers, they working to catch the wand at this very moment. Thank you, now tuck in."
It was a relief to Harry and Ron to know that Dumbledore found the runaway wand funny. They continued eating.
~~~
Harry had to have a quick talk about practices to the team. They weren't that excited at the fact that Harry had decided to make them practice-
"Four days a week!!!!!" Elissa Crockford yelled at the belittled Harry.
"Well our match is coming up in a couple more weeks and we can't lose this match," Harry bit his lip.
"Hey Harry we were thinking about making Quidditch badges, what do you think?" Colin asked before anyone could respond.
"Sure whatever, anyway........" Harry was glad of the change in subject otherwise Elissa would punch his lights out, and Harry obviously didn't know what he was getting himself into.
"Great, that means photos for the badges," Dennis gasped.
"What....? No no no, no more photos of me," Harry responded quickly.
"No that's not what we meant......a photo of the whole team I mean," Colin grinned. Ginny smirked and licked her lips in the direction of Colin. Colin noticed and began nervously twitching.
"I'm okay with that," Harry replied.
"So when's practice?" Katie Sparks asked. "Instead of chasing a Quaffle, Harry would you be able to call Oliver Wood in so I can chase him??"
"No I want to chase him!!" Elissa exclaimed.
"NO!!! He wants to chase me!" Katie snapped.
"As if, why would he want to chase you?" Elissa protested.
"Bring it!!!!!" Katie barked.
"Would you two shut up!!" Ron burst. Katie glared at Ron, as did Elissa.
"Practice is tomorrow night, okay??" Harry looked at his two chasers and shook his head.
~~~
Dumbledore was seated in his office when a slight glimmer was seen in the corner of his eye.
"Fawkes is that you?" Dumbledore questioned, looking around, there was no answer but a faint giggle. Dumbledore got out from his seat and moved towards the direction of the sound. A large silhouette, waving arms madly, was beamed on the wall. Dumbledore stepped back and turned in the opposite direction and saw the self-magic wand perched in front of a candle.
"Are you afraid yet??? Wooooooooo!!" The wand continued waving its twig like arms. Dumbledore chuckled.
"Afraid? Are you being serious little wand?" Dumbledore continued chuckling.
"How dare you mock the work of Fred and George Weasley?!?! I am powerful and strong and perfect and......." The wand had fallen off the table with a thud.
Dumbledore laughed heartily, walked over and towered over the wand, lying on the floor. "I have to place you in confinement as you have already left a few areas around Hogwarts terrorised and you refuse to be caught and have shot flames at my staff," Dumbledore acted seriously towards the wand. "I'm afraid you mischief days are over."
"You'll have to catch me first!!" With that the wand darted through the office and under the door. Dumbledore shook his fist and thought, "I'll get you wand!!"
~~~
Harry ran to his dorm to grab his Potions notes, as the next class due was Potions with Professor Snape. Harry despised Professor Snape. Harry went through his trunk and pulled out a variety of items.
"I'm sure my note are in here some where......what's this??" Harry muttered to himself. He pulled out his old Omnioculars. They were tattered but not beyond repair.
"Ron could probably fix this, and we can use them for the Quidditch matches," Harry mumbled and grabbed his notes in one hand and held the Omnioculars in the other hand. He ran to Potions.
Running towards the classroom, Harry noticed he was late, there were no more people standing outside waiting for Professor Snape to arrive and he knew house points were going to be deducted. Harry twisted the doorknob and entered.
"I didn't know famous persons were given special privileges to arrive at whatever time they feel they should arrive......and you Mr Potter, no exceptions," Snape's lip curled. "25 Points from Gryffindor!!"
As the lesson continued, Harry brought out his Omnioculars and placed them in front of Ron. "Well can you fix it?"
"Yeah probably," Ron replied beyond a whisper. Snape turned his head towards the two.
"What is this?? Does it relate to the topic potions?? I think not," Snape snarled and took hold of the Omnioculars on Harry's desk. "Thirty points from Gryffindor and I will be confiscating this object."
Harry could not object, he had already lost Gryffindor fifty-five points.
~~~
Harry and Ron strolled towards their common room after their morning's lessons and found fellow Gryffindors crowded around the fireplace with a non-existent flame. Melissa Clairvoy pushed past.
"Move it guys, it needs a woman's touch," Melissa made her way towards the fireplace and grabbed her wand. She muttered something under her breath and in an instant the fireplace burst with radiating warmth and light.
"Good work Mel," Ron patted Melissa on the back and proceeded towards the fire for warmth. It was always Melissa you could rely on. Harry quietly entered his dorm and grabbed his Marauders Map. Harry waited for the night to shield students from his planned mischief.
~~~
Harry snuck out of the common room and headed for Myrtles bathroom. Harry past Gilderoy on the way towards the bathroom.
"Hello Harry, I heard Melissa was the only one who could light the fire place," Gilderoy smiled broadly.
"Yes that's true," Harry laughed.
"Ah, there she is now!! Melissa!!!!!" Gilderoy ran towards Melissa in the corridor. Harry noticed the shocked expression of Melissa's face from afar. Poor Mel.
"Hey Melissa!! Come on baby light my fir-e!!!" Gilderoy started singing in a high pitched crackling sound that appeared to be coming out of his gob. Harry laughed more so but was sorry for Mel as she started to sprint in the opposite direction with Gilderoy trailing not too far from her.
Harry continued towards Myrtles Bathroom.
Harry entered cautiously, trying not to disturb anything that was happening in the bathroom between Myrtle and Cedric. Harry past a toilet heard giggling and decided not to enter that toilet and proceeded along to the last one. He had finally stolen all the ingredients needed for the polyjuice potion. One final ingredient was to be added, Hermione's hair.
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good," Harry pointed his wand to the parchment and instantly thick lines spread and created a detailed map of Hogwarts. Harry was ready.
The liquid bubbled in the cauldron, Harry placed the strand of Hermione's hair into the liquid and watched it disappear. The liquid instantly changed to a shade of vile green. Harry grabbed hold of a glass and dipped it into the mixture, scooping up a large portion into the glass. He hovered his nose above the glass and breathed in. Harry coughed; the vile green liquid also had a vile smell. He touched the glass to his lips and closed his eyes.
"Here we go....." Harry tilted the glass towards him and allowed the liquid descend into his open mouth. Harry swallowed hard and allowed the thick liquid to run down to his stomach. His body lunged and his skin bubbled. His vision blurred by his glasses and his could feel the transformation taking place in his body. Male to female. Harry to Hermione. Harry raised his arm to dislodge his glasses from his eyes and saw his best friend in the mirror's reflection. Harry had succeeded and had transformed into Hermione Granger.
Harry stood there in front of the mirror; he looked up and down and thought very highly of himself. Harry had taken the liberty to steal a few female clothing items and dressed accordingly.
"Draco won't be able to resist me," Harry struggled to sound remotely like Hermione but ended up with a high pitch squeak.
He stepped out of the bathroom and worked on his strut. In his hand was the Marauders Map, tightly grasped between his feminine fingers.
He looked closely for the dot that was labelled 'Draco Malfoy', Harry followed steadily, coming closer to the Malfoy on the map. Draco seemed lost, his dot wandered backwards and forwards in the corridors until he finally stopped in front of the Gryffindor portrait hole, just around the corner. Harry stopped at the corner, breathing deeply, he waited until he was completely ready to turn the corner and come face to face with Draco's beautiful face and also get information along the way.
"Maybe I should just jump him as Hermione........" Harry thought to himself, Hermione and Draco have probably already done that. His palms perspired and his mouth became dry, it was now or never.
Harry stepped from the corner expecting to see Draco standing in the corridor as the map had indicated, but Harry hadn't expected to come upon.............Hermione Granger standing in front of the portrait hole.
"WHAT?!?!?!?! That's not right!" Harry gasped.
~~~
A/N: well well well what do you think of that? I hoped you like it!!!! Find out next time why there is two Hermione's or maybe even three!! So all you have to do is REVIEW to make me update!!! REVIEW I TELLS YA, REVIEWS MAKE ME HAPPY ^_^ HAPPY = MORE UPDATES!!!
Okay okay okay, I know I have been a lazy git for not updating as quick as I could but seriously I have been very busy indeed. Mostly university applications and of course Australian Idol auditions (bahahahahahahaha), nah just joking I thought it would be funny to add that in, no one has really heard me sing, I'm the shy and silent type *innocent look*
Michelle - its good to hear that you enjoy my writings that much, when I do write a book you can have it for free because you are probably the craziest reviewer I could ever ask for, crazy = fun ^_^ and its good that you don't hurt me for making harry gay but then again its only a story :D and I'm sorry for making you impatient, but here it is my new update....enjoy
Elbereth - don't worry elissa there is more David in this chapter and in future chapters but you slapped me for making him dirty :( bahahaha because I'm evil
Grrbaby - Katie I know that cedric and myrtle thing is not right, that's why I've put it in the story, nothings right in here
The Insane Floo pot - gosh your crazy!!! LOL, I'm glad you think my story is funny (especially those parts), anyways I hope your finger is okay LOL, maybe you shouldn't press the review button that much LOL oh well
Hello hello to my wonderful reviewers, I just realised my hair smells like cigarettes (ewwwww yuck) not that it has anything to do with the story but I could incorporated it somehow. I have a question to my reviewers.......
Question: you all want some Harry Draco action to occur, do you mean:-
(a) Flirting
(b) Kissing
(c) Touching or
(d) SEX?
By answering this question you will be helping me determine what you want to read about and therefore not make me decide on the dirty dirty decision. Now that that is said I just want to say it's your choice how far Harry and Draco go, literary. And I will not influence your choice (don't choose (a) it's too boring). Okay on with the story ^_^
Chapter 9: Double Vision
Harry and Ron made for the owlery in search for Hedwig to carry a letter to Ron's brothers, Fred and George. Ron wrote: -
Your bloody wand is on the loose!! You didn't tell us that it actually
comes to life!! What do we do? You better come and grab it before it
terrorises Hogwarts, It threw sparks at my arm and I've got the burns
to prove it!! That bloody thing is a menace; did you have to make it
with personality?? Tell mum I said 'hi' and you two better be on your
way to catch the wand. Ron
Days passed and the colder weather was settling in. Hogwarts was dusted in white powdered snow and the wind was crisp and icy. Quidditch season was under way with the first Quidditch match: Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw. It was announced during the first breakfast of November.
The Great Hall was packed to the brim as hungry students came for their warm breakfast. And the gentle tapping on a glass goblet stirred the students to silence. Dumbledore smiled and lifted up from his seat and rose to greet the students with good news.
"Hello students, I see you are all enjoying your warm breakfast today but I have a few announcements to make. First things first, Quidditch season has started and the first match of the year will be between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw," the students roared with delight to the news of Quidditch, Dumbledore grinned and continued, "And one more thing if anyone finds a wand wandering the corridors of Hogwarts," Dumbledore paused and looked directly at Ron and Harry, lightly chuckled and resumed, "please report it to teachers, they working to catch the wand at this very moment. Thank you, now tuck in."
It was a relief to Harry and Ron to know that Dumbledore found the runaway wand funny. They continued eating.
~~~
Harry had to have a quick talk about practices to the team. They weren't that excited at the fact that Harry had decided to make them practice-
"Four days a week!!!!!" Elissa Crockford yelled at the belittled Harry.
"Well our match is coming up in a couple more weeks and we can't lose this match," Harry bit his lip.
"Hey Harry we were thinking about making Quidditch badges, what do you think?" Colin asked before anyone could respond.
"Sure whatever, anyway........" Harry was glad of the change in subject otherwise Elissa would punch his lights out, and Harry obviously didn't know what he was getting himself into.
"Great, that means photos for the badges," Dennis gasped.
"What....? No no no, no more photos of me," Harry responded quickly.
"No that's not what we meant......a photo of the whole team I mean," Colin grinned. Ginny smirked and licked her lips in the direction of Colin. Colin noticed and began nervously twitching.
"I'm okay with that," Harry replied.
"So when's practice?" Katie Sparks asked. "Instead of chasing a Quaffle, Harry would you be able to call Oliver Wood in so I can chase him??"
"No I want to chase him!!" Elissa exclaimed.
"NO!!! He wants to chase me!" Katie snapped.
"As if, why would he want to chase you?" Elissa protested.
"Bring it!!!!!" Katie barked.
"Would you two shut up!!" Ron burst. Katie glared at Ron, as did Elissa.
"Practice is tomorrow night, okay??" Harry looked at his two chasers and shook his head.
~~~
Dumbledore was seated in his office when a slight glimmer was seen in the corner of his eye.
"Fawkes is that you?" Dumbledore questioned, looking around, there was no answer but a faint giggle. Dumbledore got out from his seat and moved towards the direction of the sound. A large silhouette, waving arms madly, was beamed on the wall. Dumbledore stepped back and turned in the opposite direction and saw the self-magic wand perched in front of a candle.
"Are you afraid yet??? Wooooooooo!!" The wand continued waving its twig like arms. Dumbledore chuckled.
"Afraid? Are you being serious little wand?" Dumbledore continued chuckling.
"How dare you mock the work of Fred and George Weasley?!?! I am powerful and strong and perfect and......." The wand had fallen off the table with a thud.
Dumbledore laughed heartily, walked over and towered over the wand, lying on the floor. "I have to place you in confinement as you have already left a few areas around Hogwarts terrorised and you refuse to be caught and have shot flames at my staff," Dumbledore acted seriously towards the wand. "I'm afraid you mischief days are over."
"You'll have to catch me first!!" With that the wand darted through the office and under the door. Dumbledore shook his fist and thought, "I'll get you wand!!"
~~~
Harry ran to his dorm to grab his Potions notes, as the next class due was Potions with Professor Snape. Harry despised Professor Snape. Harry went through his trunk and pulled out a variety of items.
"I'm sure my note are in here some where......what's this??" Harry muttered to himself. He pulled out his old Omnioculars. They were tattered but not beyond repair.
"Ron could probably fix this, and we can use them for the Quidditch matches," Harry mumbled and grabbed his notes in one hand and held the Omnioculars in the other hand. He ran to Potions.
Running towards the classroom, Harry noticed he was late, there were no more people standing outside waiting for Professor Snape to arrive and he knew house points were going to be deducted. Harry twisted the doorknob and entered.
"I didn't know famous persons were given special privileges to arrive at whatever time they feel they should arrive......and you Mr Potter, no exceptions," Snape's lip curled. "25 Points from Gryffindor!!"
As the lesson continued, Harry brought out his Omnioculars and placed them in front of Ron. "Well can you fix it?"
"Yeah probably," Ron replied beyond a whisper. Snape turned his head towards the two.
"What is this?? Does it relate to the topic potions?? I think not," Snape snarled and took hold of the Omnioculars on Harry's desk. "Thirty points from Gryffindor and I will be confiscating this object."
Harry could not object, he had already lost Gryffindor fifty-five points.
~~~
Harry and Ron strolled towards their common room after their morning's lessons and found fellow Gryffindors crowded around the fireplace with a non-existent flame. Melissa Clairvoy pushed past.
"Move it guys, it needs a woman's touch," Melissa made her way towards the fireplace and grabbed her wand. She muttered something under her breath and in an instant the fireplace burst with radiating warmth and light.
"Good work Mel," Ron patted Melissa on the back and proceeded towards the fire for warmth. It was always Melissa you could rely on. Harry quietly entered his dorm and grabbed his Marauders Map. Harry waited for the night to shield students from his planned mischief.
~~~
Harry snuck out of the common room and headed for Myrtles bathroom. Harry past Gilderoy on the way towards the bathroom.
"Hello Harry, I heard Melissa was the only one who could light the fire place," Gilderoy smiled broadly.
"Yes that's true," Harry laughed.
"Ah, there she is now!! Melissa!!!!!" Gilderoy ran towards Melissa in the corridor. Harry noticed the shocked expression of Melissa's face from afar. Poor Mel.
"Hey Melissa!! Come on baby light my fir-e!!!" Gilderoy started singing in a high pitched crackling sound that appeared to be coming out of his gob. Harry laughed more so but was sorry for Mel as she started to sprint in the opposite direction with Gilderoy trailing not too far from her.
Harry continued towards Myrtles Bathroom.
Harry entered cautiously, trying not to disturb anything that was happening in the bathroom between Myrtle and Cedric. Harry past a toilet heard giggling and decided not to enter that toilet and proceeded along to the last one. He had finally stolen all the ingredients needed for the polyjuice potion. One final ingredient was to be added, Hermione's hair.
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good," Harry pointed his wand to the parchment and instantly thick lines spread and created a detailed map of Hogwarts. Harry was ready.
The liquid bubbled in the cauldron, Harry placed the strand of Hermione's hair into the liquid and watched it disappear. The liquid instantly changed to a shade of vile green. Harry grabbed hold of a glass and dipped it into the mixture, scooping up a large portion into the glass. He hovered his nose above the glass and breathed in. Harry coughed; the vile green liquid also had a vile smell. He touched the glass to his lips and closed his eyes.
"Here we go....." Harry tilted the glass towards him and allowed the liquid descend into his open mouth. Harry swallowed hard and allowed the thick liquid to run down to his stomach. His body lunged and his skin bubbled. His vision blurred by his glasses and his could feel the transformation taking place in his body. Male to female. Harry to Hermione. Harry raised his arm to dislodge his glasses from his eyes and saw his best friend in the mirror's reflection. Harry had succeeded and had transformed into Hermione Granger.
Harry stood there in front of the mirror; he looked up and down and thought very highly of himself. Harry had taken the liberty to steal a few female clothing items and dressed accordingly.
"Draco won't be able to resist me," Harry struggled to sound remotely like Hermione but ended up with a high pitch squeak.
He stepped out of the bathroom and worked on his strut. In his hand was the Marauders Map, tightly grasped between his feminine fingers.
He looked closely for the dot that was labelled 'Draco Malfoy', Harry followed steadily, coming closer to the Malfoy on the map. Draco seemed lost, his dot wandered backwards and forwards in the corridors until he finally stopped in front of the Gryffindor portrait hole, just around the corner. Harry stopped at the corner, breathing deeply, he waited until he was completely ready to turn the corner and come face to face with Draco's beautiful face and also get information along the way.
"Maybe I should just jump him as Hermione........" Harry thought to himself, Hermione and Draco have probably already done that. His palms perspired and his mouth became dry, it was now or never.
Harry stepped from the corner expecting to see Draco standing in the corridor as the map had indicated, but Harry hadn't expected to come upon.............Hermione Granger standing in front of the portrait hole.
"WHAT?!?!?!?! That's not right!" Harry gasped.
~~~
A/N: well well well what do you think of that? I hoped you like it!!!! Find out next time why there is two Hermione's or maybe even three!! So all you have to do is REVIEW to make me update!!! REVIEW I TELLS YA, REVIEWS MAKE ME HAPPY ^_^ HAPPY = MORE UPDATES!!!