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A/N: well I like to thank my wonderful reviewers, thanks you guys for your reviews!!!! Well I don't think I'll blabber on this time so read and enjoy this chapter and of course review!!
Elbereth nice to hear that you watched a bit of Queer as Folk and now you know what I'm talking about.
Chapter 11: Forget to breathe
"OH MY GOD!!" echoed into the heads of Harry and Draco, who had quickly broken off their kiss. They looked at the owner of the voice who stood in the middle of the corridor, a few metres away.
"Hermione!!" Harry shrieked at the precise moment Draco yelled "Granger!!"
There, standing in the corridor, was unmistakably the real Hermione and her expression from the situation pretty much proved to Harry and Draco that she was utterly pissed.
"What the hell is going on here??" Hermione screamed.
"Listen Hermione, I can explai-" Harry begun but was cut short.
"No time to explain," Draco whispered.
"What is this, some kind of t.A.t.U video clip or something similar?!?!?!?!" Hermione's voice continued screaming.
"What is she talking about?" Draco asked.
"A muggle band tha- " Harry was cut off again but this time by Hermione
"That does Lesbian antics!!!!" Hermione finished Harry's sentence.
Hermione continued rambling and screaming about Homosexuality and Mardi Gras.
"What are they going to think!!! And I don't even know how many people saw you two!!" Hermione gasped. "This is going to ruin everything if anyone knows!! I'm Head Girl, I'll get you two!!"
"Shall we make a run for it??" Harry suggested.
"Mudblood on a homosexual rampage........ I think so!!" Draco grabbed a hold of Harry's cloak.
They bolted in the opposite direction of Hermione, towards an intersection with Hermione screaming behind them, "If I ever get my hands on you I'll............"
"You go that way and I'll take this one!!" Draco winked at Harry and ran in the other direction. Harry smirked and sprinted towards his dorms.
Harry's heart pounded and it ached his chest. He could feel his main features starting to appear. First the scar on his forehead appeared and then his poor eyesight. His breasts slowly sunk back to normal. Hermione's voice trailed away. But he had something else to worry about......... being seen in girls uniform in the dark hour of the night.
Harry reached the Fat lady's portrait, fully transformed back into his own form. The Fat lady giggled.
"My my isn't that a funny outfit you have on?" She chuckled.
~~~
Harry had discreetly made his way up to his dorm that night. He had gotten anyway with that nights action so far. It was breakfast he was worrying about when the morning came and shone through his bed hangings. He would have to face whatever Hermione has to say.
"What are you saying Hermione? That two people drank polyjuice potion and chose to be in your form!!" Ron had found it hilarious at the breakfast table as Hermione recapped the story of what she saw last night.
"What is so funny?? This is serious Ron!!" Hermione glared at Ron, who choked on a bit of crispy bacon.
"Harry, what do you think about this?? Has Hermione gone bonkers?" Ron suppressed a laugh while trying not to start another laughing fit.
"I think you should just forget about it, Hermione," Harry suggested.
"FORGET ABOUT IT!! Your not helping Harry, neither are you Ron!!" Hermione scowled at Ron. "Fine, if you two won't help, I'll have to find out who did this myself!!"
With that Hermione turn and left for her morning lesson. Ron finally burst out laughing once Hermione had left, it was a good thing he did because his face began to swell up to an enormous size.
"Can you believe her?? Hermione seeing herself kiss herself!!! How ridiculous!!" Ron sighed.
~~~
"Quidditch practice is every night this week," said Harry on the Quidditch pitch that night.
"OHHHH" the team moaned in disagreement.
"Our match against Ravenclaw is coming up next week!! We have to practice in this kind of weather to ensure we have a chance at the Quidditch cup!" Harry had indicated to the weather that was pouring down. "You all need to listen to me!!"
"Harry if you want to act like Oliver Wood you might as well ask him to come and assist you with the coaching," Elissa grinned.
"Elissa, I don't need to say it anymore but I can handle my team anyway I see fit!! Anyway Oliver's probably busy with Puddlemere United to come her-" Harry was interrupted.
"Harry!!" a distant voice travelled across the field.
"What now!?!?!" Harry was getting a little frustrated.
Elissa squealed and Katie was light-headed when a figure appeared running towards them. It was Oliver Wood.
"Oliver? What are you doing here?" Harry questioned.
"Heard you needed help with coaching," Oliver winked at the team. Two thuds were heard, Elissa and Katie seem to have fainted.
"I don't need any help Oliver, and it seems to me that you have just made me lose two of my chasers for tonight's practice," Harry spoke calmly but inside the Quidditch cup was moving further and further away. "Why are you really here??"
"Well I've been suspended from Puddlemere United for a few weeks because I yelled at the coach, I tried to take over...... but I am also here to take over Madam Hotch's position until she gets back from a Broomstick conference," Oliver explained.
"So you're here for a few weeks?" Harry asked.
"Yep, I'll be referee for your match against Ravenclaw. I'll be able to see how my Gryffindor team performs," Oliver's smile beamed.
"Umm MY team Oliver, not yours," Harry spoke up.
"Yes yes of course it is!" Oliver patted Harry on the back and retreated back to the Hogwarts castle.
Harry watched Oliver disappear and continued addressing his team, "Well we have to practice and - " Harry looked over to the pile, Elissa and Katie, that laid in front of him. "Will someone take these two and revive them while Oliver's not here!!!"
~~~
A/N: well I hope you enjoyed that!! It was a poor effort, I know but don't worry there is more to come later on. So if you want to read some more please Review. And I will be happy to hear from you. Oh and those of you that want to read more on David and Minerva, that will be in the upcoming chapters. So please Review :D
A/N: well I like to thank my wonderful reviewers, thanks you guys for your reviews!!!! Well I don't think I'll blabber on this time so read and enjoy this chapter and of course review!!
Elbereth nice to hear that you watched a bit of Queer as Folk and now you know what I'm talking about.
Chapter 11: Forget to breathe
"OH MY GOD!!" echoed into the heads of Harry and Draco, who had quickly broken off their kiss. They looked at the owner of the voice who stood in the middle of the corridor, a few metres away.
"Hermione!!" Harry shrieked at the precise moment Draco yelled "Granger!!"
There, standing in the corridor, was unmistakably the real Hermione and her expression from the situation pretty much proved to Harry and Draco that she was utterly pissed.
"What the hell is going on here??" Hermione screamed.
"Listen Hermione, I can explai-" Harry begun but was cut short.
"No time to explain," Draco whispered.
"What is this, some kind of t.A.t.U video clip or something similar?!?!?!?!" Hermione's voice continued screaming.
"What is she talking about?" Draco asked.
"A muggle band tha- " Harry was cut off again but this time by Hermione
"That does Lesbian antics!!!!" Hermione finished Harry's sentence.
Hermione continued rambling and screaming about Homosexuality and Mardi Gras.
"What are they going to think!!! And I don't even know how many people saw you two!!" Hermione gasped. "This is going to ruin everything if anyone knows!! I'm Head Girl, I'll get you two!!"
"Shall we make a run for it??" Harry suggested.
"Mudblood on a homosexual rampage........ I think so!!" Draco grabbed a hold of Harry's cloak.
They bolted in the opposite direction of Hermione, towards an intersection with Hermione screaming behind them, "If I ever get my hands on you I'll............"
"You go that way and I'll take this one!!" Draco winked at Harry and ran in the other direction. Harry smirked and sprinted towards his dorms.
Harry's heart pounded and it ached his chest. He could feel his main features starting to appear. First the scar on his forehead appeared and then his poor eyesight. His breasts slowly sunk back to normal. Hermione's voice trailed away. But he had something else to worry about......... being seen in girls uniform in the dark hour of the night.
Harry reached the Fat lady's portrait, fully transformed back into his own form. The Fat lady giggled.
"My my isn't that a funny outfit you have on?" She chuckled.
~~~
Harry had discreetly made his way up to his dorm that night. He had gotten anyway with that nights action so far. It was breakfast he was worrying about when the morning came and shone through his bed hangings. He would have to face whatever Hermione has to say.
"What are you saying Hermione? That two people drank polyjuice potion and chose to be in your form!!" Ron had found it hilarious at the breakfast table as Hermione recapped the story of what she saw last night.
"What is so funny?? This is serious Ron!!" Hermione glared at Ron, who choked on a bit of crispy bacon.
"Harry, what do you think about this?? Has Hermione gone bonkers?" Ron suppressed a laugh while trying not to start another laughing fit.
"I think you should just forget about it, Hermione," Harry suggested.
"FORGET ABOUT IT!! Your not helping Harry, neither are you Ron!!" Hermione scowled at Ron. "Fine, if you two won't help, I'll have to find out who did this myself!!"
With that Hermione turn and left for her morning lesson. Ron finally burst out laughing once Hermione had left, it was a good thing he did because his face began to swell up to an enormous size.
"Can you believe her?? Hermione seeing herself kiss herself!!! How ridiculous!!" Ron sighed.
~~~
"Quidditch practice is every night this week," said Harry on the Quidditch pitch that night.
"OHHHH" the team moaned in disagreement.
"Our match against Ravenclaw is coming up next week!! We have to practice in this kind of weather to ensure we have a chance at the Quidditch cup!" Harry had indicated to the weather that was pouring down. "You all need to listen to me!!"
"Harry if you want to act like Oliver Wood you might as well ask him to come and assist you with the coaching," Elissa grinned.
"Elissa, I don't need to say it anymore but I can handle my team anyway I see fit!! Anyway Oliver's probably busy with Puddlemere United to come her-" Harry was interrupted.
"Harry!!" a distant voice travelled across the field.
"What now!?!?!" Harry was getting a little frustrated.
Elissa squealed and Katie was light-headed when a figure appeared running towards them. It was Oliver Wood.
"Oliver? What are you doing here?" Harry questioned.
"Heard you needed help with coaching," Oliver winked at the team. Two thuds were heard, Elissa and Katie seem to have fainted.
"I don't need any help Oliver, and it seems to me that you have just made me lose two of my chasers for tonight's practice," Harry spoke calmly but inside the Quidditch cup was moving further and further away. "Why are you really here??"
"Well I've been suspended from Puddlemere United for a few weeks because I yelled at the coach, I tried to take over...... but I am also here to take over Madam Hotch's position until she gets back from a Broomstick conference," Oliver explained.
"So you're here for a few weeks?" Harry asked.
"Yep, I'll be referee for your match against Ravenclaw. I'll be able to see how my Gryffindor team performs," Oliver's smile beamed.
"Umm MY team Oliver, not yours," Harry spoke up.
"Yes yes of course it is!" Oliver patted Harry on the back and retreated back to the Hogwarts castle.
Harry watched Oliver disappear and continued addressing his team, "Well we have to practice and - " Harry looked over to the pile, Elissa and Katie, that laid in front of him. "Will someone take these two and revive them while Oliver's not here!!!"
~~~
A/N: well I hope you enjoyed that!! It was a poor effort, I know but don't worry there is more to come later on. So if you want to read some more please Review. And I will be happy to hear from you. Oh and those of you that want to read more on David and Minerva, that will be in the upcoming chapters. So please Review :D