Drop Stuff on People's Head!
Disclaimer: I am so sure thhat you know what a disclaimer is. JKR owns all of these wonderful people. *They are not characters were I'm from* If you liked my Truth Twins story, here's a better one. My friend Jade read this and couldn't stop laughing.
Fred: Oh, hello there. This is our gameshow were we-
Everybody: Drop stuff on people's head!
George: Yes, we sneak up on people and-
Everybody: Drop stuff on people's head!
Fred: Our first guest didn't know what hit him!
George: Yeah. Now watch.
*George pulls out a controler and pushes a button on a wide screen appears*
Fred: Where did you get that?
George: *winks* A friend gave it to me.
Fred: Heh. Let's get on with the show!
(Scene: Dressing Room)
Draco: What a lovely, lovely day. I mustput more expensive gel on my very expensive locks.
*George sneaks up and-*
Draco: Ahh! Holy crap! Who dropped an extreamly large and heavy bolder on my head?
*George taps him on the shoulder*
George: Hello.
Draco: Ahh! What the f- *Draco drops dead*
(Scene: Quidditch locker rooms)
*Fred smirks to self*
Harry: Oh my, look at my abs! *flex* All the gals must want me! I'm such a hunk! I'm so beau-
*Fred drops-*
Harry: OUCH! Who dropped a large and heavy trunk on my head?
*Fred appears out of nowhere*
Harry: What the-? *Harry drops dead on the floor*
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Fred: And now for a break!
George: Please remember folks, the people involved are not harmed-
Fred: Seriously.*winks*
FrednGeorge: And remember to-
Everybody: Drop stuff on people's head!
Five Minutes Later:
Fred: And now we're back-
George: To the game show were we-
Everybody: Drop stuff on people's head!
Fred: right. Now here's the next clip-enjoy.
(Scene: Library)
Hermione: Oh, my! I must finish this essay! *Hermione pulls out schoolwrok from her first year* I must redo! I must redo! Even though I am out of school, I must do homework! I-must-*she breaks off panting*
*George tiptoes over and-*
Hermione: MY HAIR! LOOK AT MY HAIR! *cries* Who dropped an inkwell on my head? *sobs*
George: Hello, Hermione.
Hermione: You did this! *she points a finger at him* I know you did!
George: I have no-*George hits her on the head*
Hermione: Mummy? I wann-*Hermione drops dead on the floor*
(Scene: The Dungeons)
Snape: What another stupid day teaching insolent brats. Eight cauldrons exploded! Eight!
*Fred sneaks up and-*
Snape: What the-Holy-(cencered) (cencered)-F(cencered)!!
Fred: 'Bout done there, Sailor?
Snape: You! You dropped a bottle of grease on my head! I'll kill you!
*Fred vanishes*
Snape: Crap. So slose.
(Scene: Millicent Bullstrode's room)
MB: Oooh! Look at my ugly pug-like face! I love Draco Malfoy! Maybe he likes his girls looking like hags!
*George appears and-*
MB: Ahhh! Who dropped a torch on my head? Now I will be even more hidious, if that is entirely possible. I'll be-AHHH! HOT!
*Millicent incinerates*
*George looks around*
George: Ooops! Um . . .Bye!
*George speeds off*
Fred: Ok, so that's the end--------
BAM
*Snape appears, looking ready to kill*
A/N: Dun, dun, dun! What will happen next?
Disclaimer: I am so sure thhat you know what a disclaimer is. JKR owns all of these wonderful people. *They are not characters were I'm from* If you liked my Truth Twins story, here's a better one. My friend Jade read this and couldn't stop laughing.
Fred: Oh, hello there. This is our gameshow were we-
Everybody: Drop stuff on people's head!
George: Yes, we sneak up on people and-
Everybody: Drop stuff on people's head!
Fred: Our first guest didn't know what hit him!
George: Yeah. Now watch.
*George pulls out a controler and pushes a button on a wide screen appears*
Fred: Where did you get that?
George: *winks* A friend gave it to me.
Fred: Heh. Let's get on with the show!
(Scene: Dressing Room)
Draco: What a lovely, lovely day. I mustput more expensive gel on my very expensive locks.
*George sneaks up and-*
Draco: Ahh! Holy crap! Who dropped an extreamly large and heavy bolder on my head?
*George taps him on the shoulder*
George: Hello.
Draco: Ahh! What the f- *Draco drops dead*
(Scene: Quidditch locker rooms)
*Fred smirks to self*
Harry: Oh my, look at my abs! *flex* All the gals must want me! I'm such a hunk! I'm so beau-
*Fred drops-*
Harry: OUCH! Who dropped a large and heavy trunk on my head?
*Fred appears out of nowhere*
Harry: What the-? *Harry drops dead on the floor*
------------------______________-------------------------
Fred: And now for a break!
George: Please remember folks, the people involved are not harmed-
Fred: Seriously.*winks*
FrednGeorge: And remember to-
Everybody: Drop stuff on people's head!
Five Minutes Later:
Fred: And now we're back-
George: To the game show were we-
Everybody: Drop stuff on people's head!
Fred: right. Now here's the next clip-enjoy.
(Scene: Library)
Hermione: Oh, my! I must finish this essay! *Hermione pulls out schoolwrok from her first year* I must redo! I must redo! Even though I am out of school, I must do homework! I-must-*she breaks off panting*
*George tiptoes over and-*
Hermione: MY HAIR! LOOK AT MY HAIR! *cries* Who dropped an inkwell on my head? *sobs*
George: Hello, Hermione.
Hermione: You did this! *she points a finger at him* I know you did!
George: I have no-*George hits her on the head*
Hermione: Mummy? I wann-*Hermione drops dead on the floor*
(Scene: The Dungeons)
Snape: What another stupid day teaching insolent brats. Eight cauldrons exploded! Eight!
*Fred sneaks up and-*
Snape: What the-Holy-(cencered) (cencered)-F(cencered)!!
Fred: 'Bout done there, Sailor?
Snape: You! You dropped a bottle of grease on my head! I'll kill you!
*Fred vanishes*
Snape: Crap. So slose.
(Scene: Millicent Bullstrode's room)
MB: Oooh! Look at my ugly pug-like face! I love Draco Malfoy! Maybe he likes his girls looking like hags!
*George appears and-*
MB: Ahhh! Who dropped a torch on my head? Now I will be even more hidious, if that is entirely possible. I'll be-AHHH! HOT!
*Millicent incinerates*
*George looks around*
George: Ooops! Um . . .Bye!
*George speeds off*
Fred: Ok, so that's the end--------
BAM
*Snape appears, looking ready to kill*
A/N: Dun, dun, dun! What will happen next?