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*~*This is a fic written by the two mentioned authors below.*~*

*~*Disclaimer:

Oks people, you know the drill. The charries aren't ours but the storyline is. Now you can't say we didn't warn ya.*~*

*~*FIRST CHAPTER:

THE PLAN*~*

The anime fanfic writer thats been deprived of internet access and thus fanfiction.net was sittingdown at her friend's computer, reading the great parody "Remy LeBeau's Day Off*" (shameless self plug by shockgoddess ^^;):

T.L. Umi R.: *laughing as her eyes skim over the first bit of the story* This is so great!

Shockgoddess: Yes it is funny *reading as well over her shoulder*

T.L. Umi R.: *continues to read on and suddenly notices a mention of a canadian mutant. Alittle confused since shes not the expert like S.G., her eyes look to her buddy* Who's the Canadian?

Shockgoddess: Logan! *saying this with a no-duh tone*

T.L. Umi R.: *jaw drops to the floor. Her eyes widden with excitement* OH MY MOKONA!* (Bunny god from Magic Knights Rayearth anime) HES FROM CANADA?!

Shockgoddess: *smiling with amusement* And hes short too.

T.L. Umi R.: *her eyes grow bigger* Short? How short we talking? *her voice was growing exciting as if she was already getting an idea*

Shockgoddess: 5'3"... Why are you looking at me like that? *backing away slowly* Why do I get the feeling your planning something? I don't like it when you plan things... *backing away more*

T.L. Umi R.: *Jumps to her feet laughing* Logan, who's all evil and mean, is from CANADA!!! And he's even shorter then us!!! And three times our age. (So is TLUMI's mom ^-^). We should go make him feel more at home. I bet he misses Canada.

Shockgoddess: No he dont he dont miss canada we should him alone! *Saying this in a panicky tone* We should oogle Remy! *smiles* Yeah yeah thats what we should do.

T.L. Umi R.: Aw come on! *smiles brightly* Where's your sense of O Canada'ism? Logan misses it and you know it.

Shockgoddess: Hes doesn't miss it and I'm an American I don't have a sense of O'Canada'ism.

T.L. Umi R.: Sure ya do! *Smiles* And so does Logan, or at least he will when we're done with him! *has a plotting evil smirk on her lips and her hands on her hips*

Shockgoddess: Can I get out of this in any way possible? *kinda begging*

T.L. Umi R.: Aww, just picture this *walks over to her buddy, stands beside her and holds out her hands, spreading them apart as if holding up a banner of some kind* a big bright Canadian flag sitting up proudly in Logan's room. How amusing would that be to see? *smiles mischieviously*

Shockgoddess: It wouldn't be amusing, it'd be scary!

T.L. Umi R.: How so? What's so scary about a flag? Logan wouldn't catch us in the act, promise.

Shockgoddess: Really? Promise?

T.L. Umi R.: Yup. Promise. Hey if he caught us, I* wouldn't be going!

Shockgoddess: You do realise when this is done, Logan will probably hire Remy as a bounty hunter and try to kill us right?

T.L. Umi R.: *winks with a smile* Good way to see Remy!

*~*Authors' notes:

"S.G: Personally I'm scared of this and what shall come! What about you Umi?

Umi-chan: I love being crazy like this ^-^. Even though I know that afew fans may be upset with me for this crazy stunt.

S.G: It was her! It was ALL her idea!!! Don't blame me, BLAME HER!

Umi-chan: lol, I feel the love. Remember people, this is just for fun, not for offense.

Leave a review on your way out! Ja-byebye!"*~*