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Chandler and Joey or Phoebe and Ross.
I may not take your advice, but I would like feed back so I can see where you think this fic is going. So please at least give me some input.
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After the meeting, Joey and I went our separate ways. He to an audition for a laxative commercial and I to my wonderfully energy sapping job as a data processor.
As I entered my office, I saw Helen at her desk reading a book. I really don't mind her reading, I mean she has just about as much to do as me. Which is virtually nothing! But the name of the book that she read from was 'Pleasurable Possibilities' by dear old mom. As soon as I entered, she quickly put the book away.
"Uh, Chandler, Monica is waiting in your office for a word with you."
"Thank you, Helen." I then started walking toward the door of my office, turning around and seeing that she drug out the book. "Helen, would you like my mom to talk to you when she comes here tomorrow about lunch time. I am sure she would be happy to give you some pointers." Helen didn't say anything, except to give me a glare and then got back to her reading. I then entered the office.
After I entered, I noticed Monica sitting in my chair, wearing a brown trench coat and black high heels with her feet up on my desk. She then stood up and took off the coat. She had on a red and black teddy made of lace and silk. "Chandler, I think we ought to double our efforts to try for a baby."
There was no way that I was going to argue with her, I wanted kids. But not right now. After I convert her, then yes. I wanted to have a lot of kids. But since I did not want any right away, we were not going to have any right now.
A male vampire, can stop his DNA from taking hold of the egg. In short, the male controls whether or not a vampire has kids. And since I did not want to have kids while she was human, then we were not going to have kids right away. To Monica, we have been trying for kids for four months, for me we have been having sex during that time. So in short, I was going to enjoy myself for as much as I could with the coupling.
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Later that night, the gang were all going to watch movies. Well, we ate dinner, then after the dishes were done, we sat down to watch movies. Phoebe got to choose which movies.. She picked out Bram Stoker's Dracula.
That movie was so far off track that I almost lost it countless times, as did Joey. I was sitting on the sofa holding Monica, while Joey sat on the chair. Ross was holding Rachel who was holding Emma.
Rachel would now no longer talk to me, she was that angry after she heard what I said, so she gave me the cold shoulder all that time. Not to mention gave me the dirtiest of looks.
For one thing, the vampire in the movie was based off of Vllad the Impaler. A very sick man who used to sit down and eat his dinner while having people put to death by impaling them on spikes. Talk about sick! I met the man once and let me just say, the man was a physco! I mean, please, he also gathered up all of the poor people of his village and around the area and locked them in a barn and burnt them alive. He was one twisted individual. And that was the man that Mr. Stoker based his vampire off of and the legends that abounded as well.
There were times I felt someone watching me very closely, so I looked over and saw that it was Phoebe. What in the world was she doing? She looked to be gagging me and Joey's reactions. Uh oh, she was checking us out to see if we had any emotions on our faces.
After I caught her looking at me and Joey, she quickly looked away. I then looked over at Joey and used my bond with him to get his attention.
It did not take long, as usual, considering we both went our ritual of becoming blood brothers only eleven years ago. It takes a good twenty years before the effects of the blood bond start wearing off. Once getting his attention, I quickly pointed my head to where Phoebe was sitting on the floor. Joey got a look in his eyes that quickly faded and looked toward Phoebe to find her looking at him. She then quickly stood up.
"I forgot, I have an early massage tomorrow! Night!" And then she quickly left. Joey and I looked at each other. The implication was clear, we had to find a way to dispose of her. But how?
The next day we met on the roof of the building and discussed what to do about what happened. It was very evident that she knew what we were or had an idea. We just had to find a way to stop her.
We then came up with a plan to stop her and also to go in and get rid of Ross. But we had to act fast! Phoebe was undoubtedly going to get help from the gypsy woman. Another person we needed to get rid of.
As soon as our meeting was over, we started to put our plan into action. We were going to get rid of Ross, Phoebe, Judy and Jack. Joey and I agreed not to do anything to Emma. We would make sure that she would be taken care of. And as for Rachel, if everything went according to plan, then she would fall for Joey. And he would bring her over and then we would end up killing off her family.
We tried to make our plans as full proof as we could, allowing for leeway that we knew would happen. In short we made back up plans.
Later on, I went in and slipped a drug into Ross's coffee as did Joey who slipped the same drug into Phoebe's. Rachel and Monica were both at the store with Emma. Monica was busy buying baby clothes and such.
Within twenty minutes of the drug entering their blood stream, their sex drive took over their brains. In short they were becoming very touchy feely with one another and were starting to rub up against one another.
At first, Ross skimmed his hand with his arm and then Phoebe rubbed her foot along his leg. They both then started to get closer to one another and tried to discreetly feel each other up. Finally, neither one could stand it.
"Uh, Chandler, did you say that Monica and Rachel are shopping?"
"Yes, Ross." I stated quietly as I sipped my coffee.
"Good, I need to speak to Phoebe alone in your apartment." He then got up off the couch. "Coming Phoebe?"
Phoebe then followed him. "Yup." They then both walked out.
After walking out I heard Phoebe whisper in Ross's ear that she was very bendy. I then took out my cell phone and contacted Monica through hers. "Hey, Mon I was wondering, did you turn off the coffee pot? Because I do not remember turning it off."
"But, honey I asked you to turn it off!" Monica almost screamed.
"Well, I thought you said you were going to."
"Rachel and I are on our way home, will be there in a minute."
"Joey and I will be right behind you two." We both then hung up.
I then turned to Joey and gave him a smile. He then gave a short toast to me with his cup. And we both silently drank to the plan and the hopeful end result of it. Gunther, who happened to be an elf also tipped his head toward us. He was now over Rachel and knew that Joey had designs on her and so he volunteered to help us. For he knew that Ross was not for Rachel.
Elves usually do not get along with vampires, but we had met before and we were on friendly speaking terms. I mean he is almost one thousand years old. And he is also like a distant cousin to us. And he knows that we would never hurt Rachel and Monica. Besides, he could see that Ross only thought of Rachel as a posseesion and nothing more. Not to mention, he was a jealous and untrustworthy person. So Gunther thought and felt that Rachel would be better off with Joey.
And he was in it for another reason, it being that he wanted to take custody of Emma once Joey brought Rachel into the fold. Elves usually take a young baby and feed it ambrosia and it slowly becomes an elf itself. IT takes about eighteen years until the infant is fully grown. Not to mention it would be better if Gunther raised Emma anyway.
Vampires could not make a small human child or a baby into a vampire. Or it would kill the child. The youngest that could be brought into the fold was an eighteen year old. One time someone tried to bring over a sixteen year old, suffice to say, it did not work, and the young girl had to be killed.
We waited for a bit until we saw Monica and Rachel run by and then followed them. After running up the stairs to the apartment, we entered and found Phoebe and Ross in a very compromising position.
"ROSS!!!!" Rachel stood there with her mouth open and Monica looked dumbfounded.
Ross's head started to clear. "Rachel? I was not expecting you."
Monica took a deep breath, "Obviously so.' Monica crossed her arms.
"Rachel, believe me, I did not intend to sleep with Phoebe. Please believe me!" Ross pleaded as he stood up, naked. And obviously a part of him was enjoying the attention that he had been getting.
Rachel could not even speak. But closed it again. "I trusted you when you said that you would never do something like this again. But you did with Phoebe of all people! I am never going to trust you again! Either of you! I mean what kind of a friend has sex with another's boyfriend?" Rachel answered in tears.
She then ran out holding on to Emma tightly. Joey then quickly followed her, knowing that all he had to do was to go in and offer her a shoulder and then he would win her over. At least we both hoped.
"Monica, you believe me when I say that this was all just a horrible mistake, right?" Ross asked.
Monica who had quickly turned around after Ross had gotten up as he was still undressed, quickly and violently shook her head no and started to cry. I then took her in my arms.
"Get out. The both of you. Get your clothes and get out." I stood there quietly holding a sobbing wife in my arms and trying to calm her down.
"But Chandler…" Ross tried.
"Look, you screwed up again, no surprise there. You and Phoebe both screwed up. I mean, Ross, you had a wonderful and forgiving woman who trusted you enough to forgive you and to give you another chance. But you let your hormones take control of you. I am shocked and surprised that you would goof up so royally again." I stated as I hugged Monica tightly.
Phoebe then came alive. "You and Joey!"
"What?" I asked aloud.
"This is all your faults."
"What?" I asked yet again.
"You did something to us to make us horny."
"Phoebe get real."
"I am getting real. You and Joey did do something. But I guess that is nothing, huh? I mean you have done much worse before."
"If you are talking about Kathy, then yes I made the biggest mistake of my life. I almost lost my friendship with Joey."
"I am not talking about that! I am talking about you PAST LIVES!"
Looking into Phoebe's eyes I could tell what she was refereeing to. Before I could go on by acting confused or to try and make her look like an idiot or both, there was a ringing of the telephone. Ah…saved by the bell. Literally.
Then I answered it. After listening to the conversation on the other side, I then swallowed hard. Finally, I got off.
"Monica, that was the hospital. Your father just had a major heart attack." I then closed my eyes and then opened and looked directly into her eyes. "Honey, the doctor has just told them to inform us that we need to get down there to say our last good-byes."
Jack was a very good man, I am glad that I did not have tyo kill him. He was almost like a father to me. SO I was extremely relvied that he had a natural heart attack. I never wanted him to feel any pain or to torture him in any way. That was what I was going to end up doing to Judy for all the hurt she caused my beloved. She would pay very dearly for everything that she had done to my love.
Finally, we quickly excited after making a call to Rachel's cell phone and informing her and Joey what happened to Jack, Then we all made it down to the hospital.. The end was very peaceful, he died in his sleep, after he came around for a bit to say good bye to his loved ones and quietly passed away with all that he loved around him.
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Sorry this one is so short. AM not feeling well, but once I feel better I will write a longer one. Please at least review.
Chandler and Joey or Phoebe and Ross.
I may not take your advice, but I would like feed back so I can see where you think this fic is going. So please at least give me some input.
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After the meeting, Joey and I went our separate ways. He to an audition for a laxative commercial and I to my wonderfully energy sapping job as a data processor.
As I entered my office, I saw Helen at her desk reading a book. I really don't mind her reading, I mean she has just about as much to do as me. Which is virtually nothing! But the name of the book that she read from was 'Pleasurable Possibilities' by dear old mom. As soon as I entered, she quickly put the book away.
"Uh, Chandler, Monica is waiting in your office for a word with you."
"Thank you, Helen." I then started walking toward the door of my office, turning around and seeing that she drug out the book. "Helen, would you like my mom to talk to you when she comes here tomorrow about lunch time. I am sure she would be happy to give you some pointers." Helen didn't say anything, except to give me a glare and then got back to her reading. I then entered the office.
After I entered, I noticed Monica sitting in my chair, wearing a brown trench coat and black high heels with her feet up on my desk. She then stood up and took off the coat. She had on a red and black teddy made of lace and silk. "Chandler, I think we ought to double our efforts to try for a baby."
There was no way that I was going to argue with her, I wanted kids. But not right now. After I convert her, then yes. I wanted to have a lot of kids. But since I did not want any right away, we were not going to have any right now.
A male vampire, can stop his DNA from taking hold of the egg. In short, the male controls whether or not a vampire has kids. And since I did not want to have kids while she was human, then we were not going to have kids right away. To Monica, we have been trying for kids for four months, for me we have been having sex during that time. So in short, I was going to enjoy myself for as much as I could with the coupling.
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Later that night, the gang were all going to watch movies. Well, we ate dinner, then after the dishes were done, we sat down to watch movies. Phoebe got to choose which movies.. She picked out Bram Stoker's Dracula.
That movie was so far off track that I almost lost it countless times, as did Joey. I was sitting on the sofa holding Monica, while Joey sat on the chair. Ross was holding Rachel who was holding Emma.
Rachel would now no longer talk to me, she was that angry after she heard what I said, so she gave me the cold shoulder all that time. Not to mention gave me the dirtiest of looks.
For one thing, the vampire in the movie was based off of Vllad the Impaler. A very sick man who used to sit down and eat his dinner while having people put to death by impaling them on spikes. Talk about sick! I met the man once and let me just say, the man was a physco! I mean, please, he also gathered up all of the poor people of his village and around the area and locked them in a barn and burnt them alive. He was one twisted individual. And that was the man that Mr. Stoker based his vampire off of and the legends that abounded as well.
There were times I felt someone watching me very closely, so I looked over and saw that it was Phoebe. What in the world was she doing? She looked to be gagging me and Joey's reactions. Uh oh, she was checking us out to see if we had any emotions on our faces.
After I caught her looking at me and Joey, she quickly looked away. I then looked over at Joey and used my bond with him to get his attention.
It did not take long, as usual, considering we both went our ritual of becoming blood brothers only eleven years ago. It takes a good twenty years before the effects of the blood bond start wearing off. Once getting his attention, I quickly pointed my head to where Phoebe was sitting on the floor. Joey got a look in his eyes that quickly faded and looked toward Phoebe to find her looking at him. She then quickly stood up.
"I forgot, I have an early massage tomorrow! Night!" And then she quickly left. Joey and I looked at each other. The implication was clear, we had to find a way to dispose of her. But how?
The next day we met on the roof of the building and discussed what to do about what happened. It was very evident that she knew what we were or had an idea. We just had to find a way to stop her.
We then came up with a plan to stop her and also to go in and get rid of Ross. But we had to act fast! Phoebe was undoubtedly going to get help from the gypsy woman. Another person we needed to get rid of.
As soon as our meeting was over, we started to put our plan into action. We were going to get rid of Ross, Phoebe, Judy and Jack. Joey and I agreed not to do anything to Emma. We would make sure that she would be taken care of. And as for Rachel, if everything went according to plan, then she would fall for Joey. And he would bring her over and then we would end up killing off her family.
We tried to make our plans as full proof as we could, allowing for leeway that we knew would happen. In short we made back up plans.
Later on, I went in and slipped a drug into Ross's coffee as did Joey who slipped the same drug into Phoebe's. Rachel and Monica were both at the store with Emma. Monica was busy buying baby clothes and such.
Within twenty minutes of the drug entering their blood stream, their sex drive took over their brains. In short they were becoming very touchy feely with one another and were starting to rub up against one another.
At first, Ross skimmed his hand with his arm and then Phoebe rubbed her foot along his leg. They both then started to get closer to one another and tried to discreetly feel each other up. Finally, neither one could stand it.
"Uh, Chandler, did you say that Monica and Rachel are shopping?"
"Yes, Ross." I stated quietly as I sipped my coffee.
"Good, I need to speak to Phoebe alone in your apartment." He then got up off the couch. "Coming Phoebe?"
Phoebe then followed him. "Yup." They then both walked out.
After walking out I heard Phoebe whisper in Ross's ear that she was very bendy. I then took out my cell phone and contacted Monica through hers. "Hey, Mon I was wondering, did you turn off the coffee pot? Because I do not remember turning it off."
"But, honey I asked you to turn it off!" Monica almost screamed.
"Well, I thought you said you were going to."
"Rachel and I are on our way home, will be there in a minute."
"Joey and I will be right behind you two." We both then hung up.
I then turned to Joey and gave him a smile. He then gave a short toast to me with his cup. And we both silently drank to the plan and the hopeful end result of it. Gunther, who happened to be an elf also tipped his head toward us. He was now over Rachel and knew that Joey had designs on her and so he volunteered to help us. For he knew that Ross was not for Rachel.
Elves usually do not get along with vampires, but we had met before and we were on friendly speaking terms. I mean he is almost one thousand years old. And he is also like a distant cousin to us. And he knows that we would never hurt Rachel and Monica. Besides, he could see that Ross only thought of Rachel as a posseesion and nothing more. Not to mention, he was a jealous and untrustworthy person. So Gunther thought and felt that Rachel would be better off with Joey.
And he was in it for another reason, it being that he wanted to take custody of Emma once Joey brought Rachel into the fold. Elves usually take a young baby and feed it ambrosia and it slowly becomes an elf itself. IT takes about eighteen years until the infant is fully grown. Not to mention it would be better if Gunther raised Emma anyway.
Vampires could not make a small human child or a baby into a vampire. Or it would kill the child. The youngest that could be brought into the fold was an eighteen year old. One time someone tried to bring over a sixteen year old, suffice to say, it did not work, and the young girl had to be killed.
We waited for a bit until we saw Monica and Rachel run by and then followed them. After running up the stairs to the apartment, we entered and found Phoebe and Ross in a very compromising position.
"ROSS!!!!" Rachel stood there with her mouth open and Monica looked dumbfounded.
Ross's head started to clear. "Rachel? I was not expecting you."
Monica took a deep breath, "Obviously so.' Monica crossed her arms.
"Rachel, believe me, I did not intend to sleep with Phoebe. Please believe me!" Ross pleaded as he stood up, naked. And obviously a part of him was enjoying the attention that he had been getting.
Rachel could not even speak. But closed it again. "I trusted you when you said that you would never do something like this again. But you did with Phoebe of all people! I am never going to trust you again! Either of you! I mean what kind of a friend has sex with another's boyfriend?" Rachel answered in tears.
She then ran out holding on to Emma tightly. Joey then quickly followed her, knowing that all he had to do was to go in and offer her a shoulder and then he would win her over. At least we both hoped.
"Monica, you believe me when I say that this was all just a horrible mistake, right?" Ross asked.
Monica who had quickly turned around after Ross had gotten up as he was still undressed, quickly and violently shook her head no and started to cry. I then took her in my arms.
"Get out. The both of you. Get your clothes and get out." I stood there quietly holding a sobbing wife in my arms and trying to calm her down.
"But Chandler…" Ross tried.
"Look, you screwed up again, no surprise there. You and Phoebe both screwed up. I mean, Ross, you had a wonderful and forgiving woman who trusted you enough to forgive you and to give you another chance. But you let your hormones take control of you. I am shocked and surprised that you would goof up so royally again." I stated as I hugged Monica tightly.
Phoebe then came alive. "You and Joey!"
"What?" I asked aloud.
"This is all your faults."
"What?" I asked yet again.
"You did something to us to make us horny."
"Phoebe get real."
"I am getting real. You and Joey did do something. But I guess that is nothing, huh? I mean you have done much worse before."
"If you are talking about Kathy, then yes I made the biggest mistake of my life. I almost lost my friendship with Joey."
"I am not talking about that! I am talking about you PAST LIVES!"
Looking into Phoebe's eyes I could tell what she was refereeing to. Before I could go on by acting confused or to try and make her look like an idiot or both, there was a ringing of the telephone. Ah…saved by the bell. Literally.
Then I answered it. After listening to the conversation on the other side, I then swallowed hard. Finally, I got off.
"Monica, that was the hospital. Your father just had a major heart attack." I then closed my eyes and then opened and looked directly into her eyes. "Honey, the doctor has just told them to inform us that we need to get down there to say our last good-byes."
Jack was a very good man, I am glad that I did not have tyo kill him. He was almost like a father to me. SO I was extremely relvied that he had a natural heart attack. I never wanted him to feel any pain or to torture him in any way. That was what I was going to end up doing to Judy for all the hurt she caused my beloved. She would pay very dearly for everything that she had done to my love.
Finally, we quickly excited after making a call to Rachel's cell phone and informing her and Joey what happened to Jack, Then we all made it down to the hospital.. The end was very peaceful, he died in his sleep, after he came around for a bit to say good bye to his loved ones and quietly passed away with all that he loved around him.
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Sorry this one is so short. AM not feeling well, but once I feel better I will write a longer one. Please at least review.