Ok this IS NOT a Mary sue it IS a self insertion fic about my American pen
pal Erin and I ending up in the slayers world but its on the soul case of
being an annoyance to them! This is just some crazy for the hell of it Idea
I had. Sorry if its sucks actually I don't care if It sucks it was just for
fun anyways but yeah R&R peoples ^_^ There I go Stealing Xellos TM again.
Disclaimer: The slayers don't appear in this chapter so yeah but when they do I don't own it. I own my self Alys and my Purple cloak and watch ^^, Emma owns herself, Erin owns herself and some people who aren't important enough to remember own America, Australia, the Brisbane air port, 11:45am and the 195 flights which I'm not even sure exists. Oh yeah and Dillan owns himself and doesn't need to know that he's mentioned in this. ^_^
I mean no offence to the mention of countries/Nationality here so DON'T take offence Erin's my American pen pal or E-mail friend and this is the way we talk sometimes again take no offence! We're not saying anything bad about nationality!
Warning: Slight loss of sanity and usage of crude language.
There's a plot around here somewhere!
Chapter 1: The Crazy Aussies
Brisbane Air Port Australia, Thursday, 11:45am (oh yeah I don't own Thursday ether ^^;)
To figures enter the waiting area, the taller one with long curly brown hair with purple Streaks, grey/blue eyes and a long Purple Cloak the Shorter one with just passed shoulder length strait/wavy brown hair, green/brown eyes and a black cloak.
The taller Girl: *looks around at the passers-by's expressions with an extremely pleased look spreading over her face* "Wow these forane type peoples are really good at WTF!? Looks, eh Em?"
The shorter girl who will be known as now as Emma: *looks around and laughs at the expressions* "Yeah they are! It look like they're the un-dead or something"
The taller girl: *looks at Emma* "Then they probably are! *sigh* but alas I have yet to receive a WTF!? Look quite equal to the one Dillan gave me in yr 9 *ahhh*" *She then reminisces the most perfect WTF!? Look she ever received and laughs out load at the memory of it* "I remember it as if were yesterday"
Emma: "Dillan?"
Taller girl: "Dude on my bus"
Emma: "ah"... "Alys what time does Erins flight get here?"
Taller girl now known as Alys: *looks down at her purple watch (Can u guess what my favourite colour is yet?) And frowns* should be arriving right about *holds up hand and points out the window just as a plane is landing and the Speaker thing announces that flight 197 from Washington USA has landed* "Now" *smiles* Emma: *looks at the watch then at Alys* "Don't you think your just little to... purple?"
Alys: "What are you implying?"
Emma: *shrugs* "That you wear a lot of purple"
Alys: "and you wear a lot of black"
Emma: *looks her self over* " hey would you look at that I do"
Alys: *looks at her* "what am I looking at again?"
Emma: *ignores question* "Hey Alys?"
Alys: "hmm?"
Emma: "what does Erin look like?"
Alys: "An American"
Emma: "no I mean really"
Alys: "yeah that was a bit harsh... well she... I showed you a photo of her the other day!"
Emma: "And you expect me to remember!?"
Alys: *face falt* (I hate explaining things)
Un known American voice behind them: "E-MOO!"
Alys: "How many times must I tell you Erin" *turns around to face the tallish, long brown haired, grey/blue eyed, grey cloak wearing UKAVBT now known as Erin* "It's Em-U not E-Moo! EM-U! Get the land-bound evil birds name right!" *to Emma* "that's what she looks like"
Emma: "Foolish American It's Em-My-U"
Erin: "You guys really freak out about the pronunciation of Emu don't you?"
Emma: "If we don't take action Who will!?"
Alys: "A sain person?"
*Collective shiver*
Erin: "Parish the thought"
Alys: "You know what?"
Emma&Erin: "what?"
Alys: "This is the first time we've ever meet and we haven't even said hello yet"
Emma&Erin: *-_-U waves* "err... hi."
Alys: *waves* "hi"
Emma: "Well that was stupid"
Alys: "yeah it was... oh well it had to be done anyways lets go get your junk"
*all head of to that fun baggage round about thing you just want to jump on and ride around and around and ok I'll shut up now*
Erin: *grinning* "I thought you said you weren't that crazy off MSN?"
Alys: "Yes but I didn't say that I wasn't worse!" *grins* "Just remember we do not represent our country! Our country Represents us!"
Emma: "Yes!"
Alys: "but I'm still not sure if that's such a good thing" *looks thoughtful* "Oh well"
The Air port Car park, 11:55am
*at reaching the car*
Alys: "Emma you can drive" *throws keys at Emma*
Emma: * is surprised and barely catches them* Why me!?
Alys: *counting off on her fingers* "1. Cause you're a year older than me and have had more experience, 2. Cause I only have a learners, 3. Because I don't feel like it and 4. I don't want to be responsible when we crash and die."
Emma: *blinks* "Yeah but why me!?...
Alys: *ignores question and gets in to the passengers seat* (just to note that its on the left side)
Emma: "okaaay"
*all get in*
Highway 12:10pm
Erin: "So what are we going to do first?" Emma: "...?"
Alys: Well the medieval fairs on Saturday...
Erin: The Medieval fairs on this Saturday!?
Alys: Isn't that what I just said?
Erin: Just checking
Alys: Anyway as I was saying... what was I saying?
Emma: Something about the medieval fair?
Alys: oh yeah well we'll be meeting Emma there right?
Emma: yeah
Alys: yeah so we've got that sorted out, I was thinking we could use tonight and tomorrow to watch all of Slayers and NEXT but I still haven't seen tri yet. DAMN IT I MUST SEE TRI!
Erin: Aw no TRI!? Damn oh well I haven't seen all of slayers and next so yeah I'm happy!... but what are we going to do on Friday?
Alys: err... Erin tomorrow IS Friday.
Erin: but today's only Wednesday!?
Alys: Time Zones, Erin think Time Zones
Erin: oh yeah I for got about all that ^^;;
Alys: Here parse us your watch I'll set it for you.
*the next day was spent watching all of Slayers and NEXT. YAY SLAYERS RULES!! I WANT TRI!*
TBC!?
FIRST 5 PEOPLE TO REVIEW GET A CHOCOLATE COVERED ANZAC BICCY! ^^
Ok Sorry if that sucked but yeah I can only hope it gets better. I have trouble keeping up a high when I'm trying to write don't you just hate that!? Well you most likely don't cause it only happens to me *sigh* Its annoying sometimes having a split personality on the one hand Its Insane, random, irresponsible, annoying, load on the other hand its sane ish, in order, responsible, monotone, calm, quite AH this is confusing! Oh well REVIEW! ^_^
~~ Alys 'Culdil' Baranlótë ~~
Disclaimer: The slayers don't appear in this chapter so yeah but when they do I don't own it. I own my self Alys and my Purple cloak and watch ^^, Emma owns herself, Erin owns herself and some people who aren't important enough to remember own America, Australia, the Brisbane air port, 11:45am and the 195 flights which I'm not even sure exists. Oh yeah and Dillan owns himself and doesn't need to know that he's mentioned in this. ^_^
I mean no offence to the mention of countries/Nationality here so DON'T take offence Erin's my American pen pal or E-mail friend and this is the way we talk sometimes again take no offence! We're not saying anything bad about nationality!
Warning: Slight loss of sanity and usage of crude language.
There's a plot around here somewhere!
Chapter 1: The Crazy Aussies
Brisbane Air Port Australia, Thursday, 11:45am (oh yeah I don't own Thursday ether ^^;)
To figures enter the waiting area, the taller one with long curly brown hair with purple Streaks, grey/blue eyes and a long Purple Cloak the Shorter one with just passed shoulder length strait/wavy brown hair, green/brown eyes and a black cloak.
The taller Girl: *looks around at the passers-by's expressions with an extremely pleased look spreading over her face* "Wow these forane type peoples are really good at WTF!? Looks, eh Em?"
The shorter girl who will be known as now as Emma: *looks around and laughs at the expressions* "Yeah they are! It look like they're the un-dead or something"
The taller girl: *looks at Emma* "Then they probably are! *sigh* but alas I have yet to receive a WTF!? Look quite equal to the one Dillan gave me in yr 9 *ahhh*" *She then reminisces the most perfect WTF!? Look she ever received and laughs out load at the memory of it* "I remember it as if were yesterday"
Emma: "Dillan?"
Taller girl: "Dude on my bus"
Emma: "ah"... "Alys what time does Erins flight get here?"
Taller girl now known as Alys: *looks down at her purple watch (Can u guess what my favourite colour is yet?) And frowns* should be arriving right about *holds up hand and points out the window just as a plane is landing and the Speaker thing announces that flight 197 from Washington USA has landed* "Now" *smiles* Emma: *looks at the watch then at Alys* "Don't you think your just little to... purple?"
Alys: "What are you implying?"
Emma: *shrugs* "That you wear a lot of purple"
Alys: "and you wear a lot of black"
Emma: *looks her self over* " hey would you look at that I do"
Alys: *looks at her* "what am I looking at again?"
Emma: *ignores question* "Hey Alys?"
Alys: "hmm?"
Emma: "what does Erin look like?"
Alys: "An American"
Emma: "no I mean really"
Alys: "yeah that was a bit harsh... well she... I showed you a photo of her the other day!"
Emma: "And you expect me to remember!?"
Alys: *face falt* (I hate explaining things)
Un known American voice behind them: "E-MOO!"
Alys: "How many times must I tell you Erin" *turns around to face the tallish, long brown haired, grey/blue eyed, grey cloak wearing UKAVBT now known as Erin* "It's Em-U not E-Moo! EM-U! Get the land-bound evil birds name right!" *to Emma* "that's what she looks like"
Emma: "Foolish American It's Em-My-U"
Erin: "You guys really freak out about the pronunciation of Emu don't you?"
Emma: "If we don't take action Who will!?"
Alys: "A sain person?"
*Collective shiver*
Erin: "Parish the thought"
Alys: "You know what?"
Emma&Erin: "what?"
Alys: "This is the first time we've ever meet and we haven't even said hello yet"
Emma&Erin: *-_-U waves* "err... hi."
Alys: *waves* "hi"
Emma: "Well that was stupid"
Alys: "yeah it was... oh well it had to be done anyways lets go get your junk"
*all head of to that fun baggage round about thing you just want to jump on and ride around and around and ok I'll shut up now*
Erin: *grinning* "I thought you said you weren't that crazy off MSN?"
Alys: "Yes but I didn't say that I wasn't worse!" *grins* "Just remember we do not represent our country! Our country Represents us!"
Emma: "Yes!"
Alys: "but I'm still not sure if that's such a good thing" *looks thoughtful* "Oh well"
The Air port Car park, 11:55am
*at reaching the car*
Alys: "Emma you can drive" *throws keys at Emma*
Emma: * is surprised and barely catches them* Why me!?
Alys: *counting off on her fingers* "1. Cause you're a year older than me and have had more experience, 2. Cause I only have a learners, 3. Because I don't feel like it and 4. I don't want to be responsible when we crash and die."
Emma: *blinks* "Yeah but why me!?...
Alys: *ignores question and gets in to the passengers seat* (just to note that its on the left side)
Emma: "okaaay"
*all get in*
Highway 12:10pm
Erin: "So what are we going to do first?" Emma: "...?"
Alys: Well the medieval fairs on Saturday...
Erin: The Medieval fairs on this Saturday!?
Alys: Isn't that what I just said?
Erin: Just checking
Alys: Anyway as I was saying... what was I saying?
Emma: Something about the medieval fair?
Alys: oh yeah well we'll be meeting Emma there right?
Emma: yeah
Alys: yeah so we've got that sorted out, I was thinking we could use tonight and tomorrow to watch all of Slayers and NEXT but I still haven't seen tri yet. DAMN IT I MUST SEE TRI!
Erin: Aw no TRI!? Damn oh well I haven't seen all of slayers and next so yeah I'm happy!... but what are we going to do on Friday?
Alys: err... Erin tomorrow IS Friday.
Erin: but today's only Wednesday!?
Alys: Time Zones, Erin think Time Zones
Erin: oh yeah I for got about all that ^^;;
Alys: Here parse us your watch I'll set it for you.
*the next day was spent watching all of Slayers and NEXT. YAY SLAYERS RULES!! I WANT TRI!*
TBC!?
FIRST 5 PEOPLE TO REVIEW GET A CHOCOLATE COVERED ANZAC BICCY! ^^
Ok Sorry if that sucked but yeah I can only hope it gets better. I have trouble keeping up a high when I'm trying to write don't you just hate that!? Well you most likely don't cause it only happens to me *sigh* Its annoying sometimes having a split personality on the one hand Its Insane, random, irresponsible, annoying, load on the other hand its sane ish, in order, responsible, monotone, calm, quite AH this is confusing! Oh well REVIEW! ^_^
~~ Alys 'Culdil' Baranlótë ~~