*Inside Karin's Round Time-Transport Module disguised as a Hut in the
Forest*
"Okay, okay. So let me get this straight," growled Karin, tapping the tip
of her finger on her forehead. "The red striped DCM gets rid of the Mega-
Play-Boy DNA factor. Not the black striped DCM."
"Ouch! That's correct!" replied Yokomori, his face interrupted by occasional lines of static.
Karin tapped a little harder. "So, what does the black one do?"
"Ouch! Probability factor analysis says that it will turn a normal person into a Super-Mega-Play-Boy."
Karin jumped out of her seat and began to yell phrases out somewhere along the lines of, "Why the hell do you have a DCM that MAKES a playboy?!?!"
"Ouch! Now, now Karin. It's all solvable. I'm sending you the correct DCM via hyper-mail. It should reach you soon. It takes at least 72 hours for the transformation to complete and another 12 hours after that before it becomes permanent," shouted back Yokohoma over the noise.
*Meanwhile, on the streets of Tokyo*
"Oy! I said, what's going on?" Gritted out a very agitated Sano as he glared at Kenshin. He had been happily walking to the Kamiya Dojo on the quest for food, when he had seen it. Kenshin, tipping back his lovely Megumi. Kenshin, KISSING his lovely Megumi. And he wanted to know what was going on, damn it.
"Oro?" Was, unfortunately, all the reply Sano got as a slightly swirly- eyed Kenshin stared back at him. "What does Sano mean, de gozaru?"
Sano felt his cheeks flush as his temper rose. Steam could be seen starting to escape his ears in little white streams. The world started to go red. "Kenshin. . ." He began, grabbing the front of the rurouni's shirt and almost lifting the smaller man into the air.
Suddenly, a shrill scream cut through his anger. "Stop it, you barbarian! What are you doing to my Ken-darling?"
Sano barely saw a flutter of blue fabric before Megumi started to hit him. "Take that! And that! How could you even dream of hitting darling Ken? Kenshin, are you all right?"
The rurouni picked himself off the ground where he had landed upon Megumi's interference, eyes growing just that much swirlier. "Sessha has no idea what is going on Megumi-dono. If Megumi-dono or Sano would care to explain. . ." The two ignored Kenshin completely.
"Ouch! That's correct!" replied Yokomori, his face interrupted by occasional lines of static.
Karin tapped a little harder. "So, what does the black one do?"
"Ouch! Probability factor analysis says that it will turn a normal person into a Super-Mega-Play-Boy."
Karin jumped out of her seat and began to yell phrases out somewhere along the lines of, "Why the hell do you have a DCM that MAKES a playboy?!?!"
"Ouch! Now, now Karin. It's all solvable. I'm sending you the correct DCM via hyper-mail. It should reach you soon. It takes at least 72 hours for the transformation to complete and another 12 hours after that before it becomes permanent," shouted back Yokohoma over the noise.
*Meanwhile, on the streets of Tokyo*
"Oy! I said, what's going on?" Gritted out a very agitated Sano as he glared at Kenshin. He had been happily walking to the Kamiya Dojo on the quest for food, when he had seen it. Kenshin, tipping back his lovely Megumi. Kenshin, KISSING his lovely Megumi. And he wanted to know what was going on, damn it.
"Oro?" Was, unfortunately, all the reply Sano got as a slightly swirly- eyed Kenshin stared back at him. "What does Sano mean, de gozaru?"
Sano felt his cheeks flush as his temper rose. Steam could be seen starting to escape his ears in little white streams. The world started to go red. "Kenshin. . ." He began, grabbing the front of the rurouni's shirt and almost lifting the smaller man into the air.
Suddenly, a shrill scream cut through his anger. "Stop it, you barbarian! What are you doing to my Ken-darling?"
Sano barely saw a flutter of blue fabric before Megumi started to hit him. "Take that! And that! How could you even dream of hitting darling Ken? Kenshin, are you all right?"
The rurouni picked himself off the ground where he had landed upon Megumi's interference, eyes growing just that much swirlier. "Sessha has no idea what is going on Megumi-dono. If Megumi-dono or Sano would care to explain. . ." The two ignored Kenshin completely.
