*passes out* 

You'd think my parents would be wary of letting me get behind the wheel with a new license…instead, they've turned me into today's errand girl.  I had to run to the store FIVE times in three hours.  Gah!

*          *          *          *          *          *

Back in the evil moon base, we see the same scene from a few moments (*coughhourscough*) ago.  Wanda is in the glass tube, and the brightly colored gas is starting to fill it.

Magneto: It looks like you have a choice: save the world…or save your girlfriend.

Pyro: I choose love, baby.

Pyro runs over to the glass tube at a speed that threatens Pietro's and smashes his fist through it.

Pyro: …ow…

The glass shatters and he pulls Wanda out.  She gasps for air.

Pyro: Felicity, I love you.

Wanda: *breathless* But I thought…

Pyro: That was another place and another time, baby.

They kiss for a really long time.

*sigh* Ah, lamour… *pulls out a bowl of popcorn*

Wanda pulls away and glares upward.

Don't mind me.  Carry on. *munch*

Magneto: Fire the laser!

Pyro: What do we do?

Wanda: Use your mojo!

Pyro: I don't have it!

Wanda: Trust me, you do!

Pyro turns and gives a 'who me?' look over his bottom.

Ryo looses concentration as she bursts out laughing and stumbles backwards, into the directional control just as it fires.

The Big Boy rocket spins to avoid the laser, which passes harmlessly by.

Big Boy rocket: Not this time, lady.

Inside the NASA control room, there is jubilation.

Jubilee: You called?

Not you.  I meant celebration.

Xavier is practically bouncing out of his wheelchair in excitement.

Xavier: He did it!  He saved the world!

He then visibly calms down, straightening his tie in an attempt to cover his outburst.

Xavier: *calmly* Of course.  I knew he would.

In Magneto's evil lair…

Wanda: Austin, you did it!

They embrace.

Pyro: …uh-oh.  I think I just got my mojo back.  For real this time.

Wanda: …no kidding.  Austin, you had it all along.  No one can take your mojo away from you!

Magneto: Good-bye, Mr. Powers…for the last time!

He hits the self-destruct button and climbs aboard the suggestively shaped rocket, which blasts off.

In a cheap blue-screen effect scene, we see the rocket in flight.

In the interior or a radar room, we see Kitty sitting at the controls with a headset on.

Kitty: I still don't understand why they demoted me.  The computer only fizzled a little.

She calls over to Logan, who is wearing a Colonel's hat.

Kitty: Sir, you better have a look at this radar.

Logan: What is it?

Kitty: I don't know, sir.  It's hard to describe.  It's…it's…

Inside a doctor's office, we see Dr. Moira McTaggart giving Leech a shot.

Dr. Moira McTaggart: …just a little prick!

Leech starts crying.  His mother, standing three feet away, looks cross.

Dr. Moira McTaggart: All done!

She looks out the window suddenly.

Dr. Moira McTaggart: Good lord, what is that?  If I didn't know better, I'd say it's a—

Cut to…inside a Chinese classroom.

Emma Frost: Wang!

Jubilee, dressed in a green Mao suit and clutching a red book, is caught looking out the window.

Emma Frost: Pay attention!

Jubilee: I'm sorry, Comrade Teacher.  I was distracted by that enormous flying—

Cut to…a beach.

Rogue: Rod?

Bobby: Rob, but close enough.  Yes?

Rogue points upwards.

Rogue: What's that?

He looks up.

Bobby: It looks like a giant—

Cut to…an American classroom.

Storm: Penis!

She uses a retractable pointing stick to point to a chart of the male anatomy.

Storm: The male reproductive organ.  Also known as tallywhackers, wankers, schlongs, or—

Cut to…NASA control.

Xavier: Peters!

Poitr/Pete Wisdom: Yes?

Xavier: Oh, forget it…has anybody received any word from Austin?

Kitty: Well, we've picked up his signal, but the lunar base seems to be self-destructing.

Xavier reaches for the microphone.

Xavier: Austin, if you can hear me, use the time portal!  There's no time to get to the lunar module!  I repeat…use the time portal!

Back in the moon base, Pyro stumbles.  Wanda looks at him.

Wanda: Austin, you have to get to the time portal!

Pyro: Come with me, Felicity!  It's the only way out!

She is a bit hesitant.

Wanda: Austin, will I fit in the nineties?

Pyro: If I can do it, anybody can.  Let's go, baby!

The run thought the time portal, which reads "Time now: 1969.  Destination: 1999."

As they disappear, the screen fades to black.  There is silence.

Pyro: *off-screen* …you know, I wonder if it means anything that they chose Nineteen Sixty-Nine for the setting of this movie.

The setting is now back in 1999, at Pyro's pad.  It is the most up-to-date, modern apartment you've ever seen in your life.  I swear.  There's a large screen TV, a DVD and laserdisc player, a big-ass stereo, modern-styled phones…you get the idea.

Wanda takes a CD from its case and places it on an old style turntable.

Old Style Turntable: SCREEEEECH!!!

She jumps about three feet in the air.

Wanda: *winces* Sorry.

Pyro: Don't worry, baby.  It takes some getting used to. 

He comes up behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist.

Pyro: I love you, Felicity.

Wanda: And I love you.

Pyro: Do you want to get married?

Wanda: Absolutely not.

Pyro: Thank God!

They kiss as the screen fades to black.

Wanda: [v/o] …can I take off this stupid wig now?

THE END