Thanking 3 Reviewring type people
Alys'Culdil'Baranlote ~ Thanks now I own my self a Biccy! YAY BICCY!
Qualinesti ~ YAY Erin! So I guess you like? Don't worry this Chapters going to be even more. Laugh at able I hope ^_^ *Tosses you a CCAB*
Pockey-chan ~ OMG someone I don't know and didn't have to threaten with pointy objects reviewed!... Just disregard that ^^;; I'm in Shock *is in Shock* Yay I'm glad you liked it and I hope you keep reading and Reviewing it, Don't worry its going to keep being as insain as I can make it untill this Sugar high Lapses! Hey, me to I've seen all of Slayers And Next Just not Tri ;_; poor us we can be tri deprived along with Erin together. R&R ^^ Oh yeah u get a Biccy *tosses you a CCAB*
Finishes Thanking the 3 reviewring type people
I for got to mention this is my first self insertion and Slayers ficcy so yeah be nice or not pfft I'm not nice I do leave nice reviews but I'm not well I am it's being debated ok.
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fic except for the stuff that I do like my muses, myself, Erin and Emma own themselves but other than that and anything I mite I absolutely own nothing. Got all that?
If you have any comments about my spelling and grammar just so u know I DON'T CARE! Spelling is my spell checkers fault complain to it and I dun know grammar very well so yeah this was just for fun and how many fics do u see with perfect grammar and spelling!? If you've seem a lot that's great for you but I haven't and I DON"T CARE so there u go Enjoy the ficcy.
R&R ^^
Oh there's a plot around here somewhere!
Chapter 2: The medieval fair, more talk and little slayers AND The Box!
The Abby (yes this is a Real Fair and its held at 'the Abby'), medieval fair some time round 10:00am
Erin and Alys enter the field filled with medieval stores, huts/hutty- looking-tents, people in medieval get ups and u know the general stuff you end up with when a whole lot of people want to recreate hygienic poverty and old rusty medieval type stuff. These two are part of the lot as they are also all decked out in medieval attire. Yes it's just a normal day at the Abbeys yearly medieval fair which is in July if you were wondering. Yes I know I'm meant to be at school but let's just assume one of the Nuns blew up the cem lab again and it's out of commission ok!?
Erin: Yay I'm finally at the medieval fair!
Alys: Yay for me to even though I go to this twice a year its got the almost exact same stuff and I'm still not board. Wow what an interesting life I have!
Erin: yeah. So where are we meeting Emma?
Alys: oh yeah I forgot to tell you she couldn't come
Erin: Why?
Alys: She's got the flu AGAIN!
Erin: aw poor Emma
Alys: Damn it she's ALWAYS sick in Winter! I never get sick. damn heath *mutters about never getting ill even on EXAMS! and the evilness of it all*
Erin: errr. right. Oh look a Bad re-enactment of a battle where they don't die and keep getting back up and dieing again! *points at the Bad re- enactment of a battle where they don't die and keep getting back up and dieing again!*
Alys: *eyes light up* Yay lets go see *drags Erin over there to watch the Bad re-enactment of a battle where they don't die and keep getting back up and dieing again!*
Erin: *is dragged to the.
( Culdil: *is hit in the head by a flying sugar cube with great speed and momentum* huh? *looks around for the Sugar assassin*
Nen (one of my muses): Get on with it!
Culdil: I could squish you. but I won't
Nen: *glare*
Culdil: *glares back*
Ardil (one of my other muses): GET ON WITH IT!
Culdil: *looks at Ardil* oh fine!
Nen: *jumps up and down triumphantly* I WIN!
Culdil: -_- now where was I.? *reads last few lines* Oh yeah!)
Muses 1 Culdil 0
*wile Culdil Vs Muses was happening many things also happened at the fair but I can't think of any of them so I'm going to get right to where I was going to go*
Culdil opps I mean Alys (that's me ^_^): *looks at the Program which is strange cause I never look at it* Hey there's an archery torment!
Erin: Really? You sound surprised? I just assumed there always was one?
Alys: yeah I. did u actually read this thing!? *waves Program around*
Erin: no
Alys: Then how did you know there was one?
Erin: umm maybe cause there's a sign right there that says Archery Torment. *points to the banner right in front of them that says Archery Torment! With a hole lot of archery type stuff behind it that looks like its set up for a torment*
Alys: *Makes the OoO face thing* Well if your going to pay attention to our surroundings!
Erin: ^^U err yeah. do you do archery?
Alys: *scoffs* Do I do archery? Do I err well no.
Erin: damn we could of entered
Alys: Just kidding! I've been doing it for a wile now. I recon I'm pretty good.
Erin: Really? Why don't you enter then?
Alys: Depends.
Erin: Depends on what?
Alys: Depends if the prizes are any good! *walks of toward the person type thing where you sign up to see what great and fabulous peaces of completely useless junk they may have to offer the winner*
Actually the prizes weren't that bad and useless at all! There was a superb Bow and arrow set thingy A REAL one! Not the week suction cup thingy's and a box. well the Bows cool. Actually the box was nice to it was really old and u know antiqueish yeah so it was old it had cool carvings on it though.
So yeah to make a longish story shorter cause I don't want to come up with all of it in great detail Alys entered and won the Bow - yes the arrows to - and the old box with cool carvings!
(Nen: I'm guessing all the people who can actually do archery have the flu to? Culdil: Shut up! I'm actually pretty good at archery! At camp I even got the bulls eye 5 times in a row!... they just didn't stay there is all ^^;; The arrows were blunt! ~no bulls were harmed~)
And yeah that's about it from the medieval fair just wandering around making stupid comments and laughing at the Dumb sods who tripped over there dresses. Yes that covers guys to they CALL them robes but that's what they want us to think! (They as in Alys and Erin were of course not wearing dresses they had long pants and cloaks to trip over) other than that Erin won a raffle and ended up with a pair of really cool swords and gave one to Alys cause they both bought the ticket. And went home when they got sick of laughing at random objects so yeah they went home at about 2? 3pm?
Home, Some time in the arvo when they got home.
Erin: so what do we do now?
Alys: *is fiddling with the latch on the old box with cool carvings* Well we can 1. Watch all of slayers again
Erin: YAY!
Alys: *still trying to get it open* 2. Practise with our new swords
Erin: yay!
Alys: *getting frustrated cause she can't get the box open* and 3 we could. GET THIS GAWD DAMN THING TO OPEN!
Erin: *laughs* did they give you a key?
Alys: NO they did not give me a. *reaches in to pocket* hey look I found the key! *Tries to open the box* ah damn its stuck give me a hand will ya?
Erin: *claps*
Alys: -_- oh your Soooo funny! Now help!
(Nen: Bout as funny as this fic Culdil: *Sticks an upturned glass over her and continues* ^_^)
Erin: *grabs the key and tries to turn it with Alys* wow it is hard to turn.
Alys: Hey totally of topic wouldn't it be cool if this held a really lame spell that would end up transporting us to the Slayer realm!? *key finally acts like a key should and opens the box*
Erin: how do you figure that?
Alys: Just a thought *Looks in the box which contains a few small items but the one that caught her attention the most was a ball seeming clear she picked it up and it fit comfortably in the parm of her hand*
Erin: What's that?
Alys: Well its not a lame spell. Looks like crystal... How ironic I crystal ball *Shrugs and grins* What the hell! *she looked at the Ball in her hand focussing and tries to imagine energy entering it*
*its starts to change a swirl of coloured mist moves though it* and there was a flash of light and they were gone from this world
TBC!?
Culdil: REVIEW PEOPLES! ^__^
Nen: Gawd your LAME! Would u really do that if that happened?
Culdil: Sure I... GASP how did you get out!?
Nen: I'm a Mazuko. u know the teleportation thing.
Culdil: *Grumbles and goes of to find a Teleportation proof jar*
Ardil: *jumps up and down* Review! Any Review and just so you know Flames won't help that hole in the O Zone Layer so think before you flame!
Nen: -_-U *shacks head* Elves?
~~Alys 'Culdil' Baranlótë~~
Alys'Culdil'Baranlote ~ Thanks now I own my self a Biccy! YAY BICCY!
Qualinesti ~ YAY Erin! So I guess you like? Don't worry this Chapters going to be even more. Laugh at able I hope ^_^ *Tosses you a CCAB*
Pockey-chan ~ OMG someone I don't know and didn't have to threaten with pointy objects reviewed!... Just disregard that ^^;; I'm in Shock *is in Shock* Yay I'm glad you liked it and I hope you keep reading and Reviewing it, Don't worry its going to keep being as insain as I can make it untill this Sugar high Lapses! Hey, me to I've seen all of Slayers And Next Just not Tri ;_; poor us we can be tri deprived along with Erin together. R&R ^^ Oh yeah u get a Biccy *tosses you a CCAB*
Finishes Thanking the 3 reviewring type people
I for got to mention this is my first self insertion and Slayers ficcy so yeah be nice or not pfft I'm not nice I do leave nice reviews but I'm not well I am it's being debated ok.
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fic except for the stuff that I do like my muses, myself, Erin and Emma own themselves but other than that and anything I mite I absolutely own nothing. Got all that?
If you have any comments about my spelling and grammar just so u know I DON'T CARE! Spelling is my spell checkers fault complain to it and I dun know grammar very well so yeah this was just for fun and how many fics do u see with perfect grammar and spelling!? If you've seem a lot that's great for you but I haven't and I DON"T CARE so there u go Enjoy the ficcy.
R&R ^^
Oh there's a plot around here somewhere!
Chapter 2: The medieval fair, more talk and little slayers AND The Box!
The Abby (yes this is a Real Fair and its held at 'the Abby'), medieval fair some time round 10:00am
Erin and Alys enter the field filled with medieval stores, huts/hutty- looking-tents, people in medieval get ups and u know the general stuff you end up with when a whole lot of people want to recreate hygienic poverty and old rusty medieval type stuff. These two are part of the lot as they are also all decked out in medieval attire. Yes it's just a normal day at the Abbeys yearly medieval fair which is in July if you were wondering. Yes I know I'm meant to be at school but let's just assume one of the Nuns blew up the cem lab again and it's out of commission ok!?
Erin: Yay I'm finally at the medieval fair!
Alys: Yay for me to even though I go to this twice a year its got the almost exact same stuff and I'm still not board. Wow what an interesting life I have!
Erin: yeah. So where are we meeting Emma?
Alys: oh yeah I forgot to tell you she couldn't come
Erin: Why?
Alys: She's got the flu AGAIN!
Erin: aw poor Emma
Alys: Damn it she's ALWAYS sick in Winter! I never get sick. damn heath *mutters about never getting ill even on EXAMS! and the evilness of it all*
Erin: errr. right. Oh look a Bad re-enactment of a battle where they don't die and keep getting back up and dieing again! *points at the Bad re- enactment of a battle where they don't die and keep getting back up and dieing again!*
Alys: *eyes light up* Yay lets go see *drags Erin over there to watch the Bad re-enactment of a battle where they don't die and keep getting back up and dieing again!*
Erin: *is dragged to the.
( Culdil: *is hit in the head by a flying sugar cube with great speed and momentum* huh? *looks around for the Sugar assassin*
Nen (one of my muses): Get on with it!
Culdil: I could squish you. but I won't
Nen: *glare*
Culdil: *glares back*
Ardil (one of my other muses): GET ON WITH IT!
Culdil: *looks at Ardil* oh fine!
Nen: *jumps up and down triumphantly* I WIN!
Culdil: -_- now where was I.? *reads last few lines* Oh yeah!)
Muses 1 Culdil 0
*wile Culdil Vs Muses was happening many things also happened at the fair but I can't think of any of them so I'm going to get right to where I was going to go*
Culdil opps I mean Alys (that's me ^_^): *looks at the Program which is strange cause I never look at it* Hey there's an archery torment!
Erin: Really? You sound surprised? I just assumed there always was one?
Alys: yeah I. did u actually read this thing!? *waves Program around*
Erin: no
Alys: Then how did you know there was one?
Erin: umm maybe cause there's a sign right there that says Archery Torment. *points to the banner right in front of them that says Archery Torment! With a hole lot of archery type stuff behind it that looks like its set up for a torment*
Alys: *Makes the OoO face thing* Well if your going to pay attention to our surroundings!
Erin: ^^U err yeah. do you do archery?
Alys: *scoffs* Do I do archery? Do I err well no.
Erin: damn we could of entered
Alys: Just kidding! I've been doing it for a wile now. I recon I'm pretty good.
Erin: Really? Why don't you enter then?
Alys: Depends.
Erin: Depends on what?
Alys: Depends if the prizes are any good! *walks of toward the person type thing where you sign up to see what great and fabulous peaces of completely useless junk they may have to offer the winner*
Actually the prizes weren't that bad and useless at all! There was a superb Bow and arrow set thingy A REAL one! Not the week suction cup thingy's and a box. well the Bows cool. Actually the box was nice to it was really old and u know antiqueish yeah so it was old it had cool carvings on it though.
So yeah to make a longish story shorter cause I don't want to come up with all of it in great detail Alys entered and won the Bow - yes the arrows to - and the old box with cool carvings!
(Nen: I'm guessing all the people who can actually do archery have the flu to? Culdil: Shut up! I'm actually pretty good at archery! At camp I even got the bulls eye 5 times in a row!... they just didn't stay there is all ^^;; The arrows were blunt! ~no bulls were harmed~)
And yeah that's about it from the medieval fair just wandering around making stupid comments and laughing at the Dumb sods who tripped over there dresses. Yes that covers guys to they CALL them robes but that's what they want us to think! (They as in Alys and Erin were of course not wearing dresses they had long pants and cloaks to trip over) other than that Erin won a raffle and ended up with a pair of really cool swords and gave one to Alys cause they both bought the ticket. And went home when they got sick of laughing at random objects so yeah they went home at about 2? 3pm?
Home, Some time in the arvo when they got home.
Erin: so what do we do now?
Alys: *is fiddling with the latch on the old box with cool carvings* Well we can 1. Watch all of slayers again
Erin: YAY!
Alys: *still trying to get it open* 2. Practise with our new swords
Erin: yay!
Alys: *getting frustrated cause she can't get the box open* and 3 we could. GET THIS GAWD DAMN THING TO OPEN!
Erin: *laughs* did they give you a key?
Alys: NO they did not give me a. *reaches in to pocket* hey look I found the key! *Tries to open the box* ah damn its stuck give me a hand will ya?
Erin: *claps*
Alys: -_- oh your Soooo funny! Now help!
(Nen: Bout as funny as this fic Culdil: *Sticks an upturned glass over her and continues* ^_^)
Erin: *grabs the key and tries to turn it with Alys* wow it is hard to turn.
Alys: Hey totally of topic wouldn't it be cool if this held a really lame spell that would end up transporting us to the Slayer realm!? *key finally acts like a key should and opens the box*
Erin: how do you figure that?
Alys: Just a thought *Looks in the box which contains a few small items but the one that caught her attention the most was a ball seeming clear she picked it up and it fit comfortably in the parm of her hand*
Erin: What's that?
Alys: Well its not a lame spell. Looks like crystal... How ironic I crystal ball *Shrugs and grins* What the hell! *she looked at the Ball in her hand focussing and tries to imagine energy entering it*
*its starts to change a swirl of coloured mist moves though it* and there was a flash of light and they were gone from this world
TBC!?
Culdil: REVIEW PEOPLES! ^__^
Nen: Gawd your LAME! Would u really do that if that happened?
Culdil: Sure I... GASP how did you get out!?
Nen: I'm a Mazuko. u know the teleportation thing.
Culdil: *Grumbles and goes of to find a Teleportation proof jar*
Ardil: *jumps up and down* Review! Any Review and just so you know Flames won't help that hole in the O Zone Layer so think before you flame!
Nen: -_-U *shacks head* Elves?
~~Alys 'Culdil' Baranlótë~~