Not much to say just that if your Barney phobic RUN AWAY! Yes the Purple
dino of doom and way to many happy thoughts will appear in this chapter but
of corse what's his appearance worth if you can't kill him? Let the Barney
bashing commence! Oh and if you like Xellos? Your going to hate me he's my
fav character honestly! But If you Hate Xel well you suck! But yeah you'd
like this chapter ^^;;
Disclaimer: I don't own slayers but neither do you! HAHAHA but if you do happen to own it then I take it back and seriously wonder why you would be reading this. I own myself and Erin owns her self and I do not own Barney neither of us do THANK THE GODS!
Warning: OOC-ness and AHhhh the Purple Dinosaur of happy thoughts!! RUN AWAY! *Wall* @_@
R&R peoples!
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Speech
~Telekinetic speech~
(Author notes and/or my blabbing/comments)
Oh There's a plot around here somewhere!
Chapter 4: Plot!? I know not of what you speak!
After much winging, begging and annoying the Slayers finally 'agreed' to let the two odd girls apparently from another world tag along with them to Sailrunn.
Some forest some place on the way to the coast, mid day.
Alys: I'm almost board! Hm... So Erin what do you want to do?
Erin: I dun know what do you want to do
Alys: I asked you first
Erin: I asked you second
Zel: And I'm asking both of you to shut up
Alys/Erin: Why!?
Zel: ... *annoyed glare*
Alys: Jeez I was just asking, ~ I'll never understand why so called 'cursed' people get so angry.~
Erin: ~Yeah but you gota feel sorry for the guy~
Alys: ~oh I do I do! but not so much the curse its his self hatred the peeves me off. I really do not like depressed people... *light bulb* Hey completely off topic! You know how Xellos ALWAYS seems to be up to something?~
Erin: ~yeah~
Alys: ~ I'm curious~ *smiles and stands back to walk next to Xellos* Hello! ^_^
Xellos: Hello?
Alys: Lovely day today isn't it?
Xellos: I s'pose...
Alys: So Xellos I'm just wonderings but why are you tagging along with Lina this time hm? Any Particular reason?
Xellos: Why would you want to know?
Alys: Just curious. I mean You said it yourself and I quote " the only reason you travel with Lina's party is because their objective often over laps with your own"
Xellos: How did you know I said that?
Alys: Like I said we're from a world that followed Lina's journey and your part of that so of corse I'd know what you said now answer my Question
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu *complete with ^_^ and waggle of his for finger in Alys' face*
Alys: ~*Going chibi* AHHH I Actually got him to say it ^___^ so cool!~ *bounces up and down in font of Xel* Really!? A secret you say!?
Xellos: *mildly surprised by this unusual reaction to his signature reply* yes it is a Secret
Alys: Oooo what kinda Secret?
Xello: a secret secret
Alys: what kinda secret secret?
Xello: a secret secret that is secret!
Alys: What kinda Secret secret that is secret!?
Xellos: now if I told you that it wouldn't be a secret now would it?
Alys: Corse it would! Just every one would know it! So what kinda Secret secret that is secret!?
Xellos: you're a persistent one aren't you!?
Alys: Don't change the subject I'M the one asking the questions here now Tellll meee *Starts to run tight circles around everyone's favourite General/priest determined to annoy the answer out of him if she has to*Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me! TELL ME!- *Continues*
Zel: *just stares* what is she doing?
Erin: I'm... not sure
Xellos: *Is starting to get annoyed and 'accidentally' sticks the end of his staff out on the next pass*
Aly: Tell- *trips over staff and...* Oh hello Mr Tree! @_@
Amelia: that was very unjust Mr Xellos!
Xellos: *smirks in relief but that doesn't last to long*
Alys: *jumps up as if her meeting with the tree never happened* oh fine don't tell me of your own free will! You know how I said that there weren't any Mazuko in our world?
Xellos: *rases a brow questionably* yes?
Alys: Well seems I was mistaken there is a Demon of our world! the most horrible demon to have ever been created in any world! *Throws her arms up in the air*
Erin: What are you talking about?
Alys: This evil creation Brings the meaning of Love and unity in to the hearts of infants and small children!
Erin: *gasp* you don't mean!?
Alys: Yes. The purple dinosaur that will one day along with the aid of Educational television and the Telly Tubbies destroy the world and not return it to the chaos but revolt the universe in to a *shudder* big huge!... yes it is true for I speak of the Demon Lord Barney!
Erin: *screams for effect* ~Demon lord!?~
Alys: ~hey do you want to know what he's up to or not?~
Everyone minus Xellos, Erin ans Alys: o_o!!!???
Amelia: That doesn't sound evil at all...
Xellos: *looks unnerved for a second by hearing about such a creation* Such a thing could never exist! I say your bluffing.
Alys: Oh really? Well how about you tell me at least a little of what your up to and we'll never have to find out?
Xellos: no way!
Alys: Okay *A electronic singing Barney doll appears in her hand which now has a heavy duty rubber glove on it* You suuuure?
Xellos: *looks at the doll and laughs* is that your demon? Oh I'm sooo scared now!
Alys: *waves her free hand and ear muffs appear on everyone but Xel and Amelias heads (hey she'd like this)* just remember you asked for it *presses a button on the Barney doll and it starts to sing*
Barney doll: *in its stupid dopey voice* all right kids sing along with Barney *doll moves its head back and forth in a hypnotizing way* I love you, You love me, we're one big happy family *continues*
Xellos: *is of corse on the ground in a second holding his head after the first line looking very ill* Make it stop!
Alys: *move the ear muff back a bit but winces as the doll sings* What was that? _^
Xellos: Make. It . STOP!
Alys: Gladly but u have to promise to tell me a little of why you're hanging around Lina-san. You don't have to tell me anything big about Mazuko plains I mean I don't want you in trouble with Beast Master Zelas. ~ plus I don't really want to know~
Barney doll: *continues to sing*
Xellos: Fine just make it stop!
Alys: *presses another button on the doll hence making it shut up then takes the ear muffs of* *skips over and kneels down next to the fallen Xellos* so? So? SO!?
Xellos: *mutters something*
Alys: *blink* really? That all? *Helps him up*
Xellos: *nods still rubbing his head* Yeah basically
Alys: *brakes into hysterical laughter*
Xellos: HEY! It's NOT funny! *pouts* (kawaii!!!! ^^)
Alys: *giggles* well you must admit it kinda is.
Lina: What is?
Alys: *grins at Xellos then at Lina* The secret!
Zel: yes but what is the secret!?
Alys: the Secret that Xel just told me!
Lina: *starting to get pissed* WHAT WAS THE SECRET!?
Alys: Come now Lina I may be a deceitful little arrogant bitch sometimes but I NEVER tell a friend's secrets! ^_^
Xellos: friend?
Erin: *gasps in horror* Alys!
Alys: *turns to her* what!?
Erin: *points to the Barney doll*
Alys: *looks at it and realise she's actually touching it!* O_O WAH! *Starts running around in circles holding it as far away as she can* Ew, ew, ew,ew,ew,ew,ew,ew,ew,ew, Barney,Barney,Barney,Barney,Barney,Barney, ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew *continues*
Everyone: *just stares*
Alys: EW! *Tosses it into the air and points her hands toward it * FIRE BALL!
Everyone: *Watches as the doll bursts into flames several woops and cheering are heard mostly from the 2 Mazuko and Erin (and most likely the readers to)*
Alys: *watches the doll hit the ground still covered with flames burning away and starts to sing to herself as she nears it* Oh no Barneys on fire, This is our greatest desire!, lets watch the flames get higher, don't you put him out! *pokes it with a stick*
Barney Doll: *Starts to sing cackly as it burns away*
Alys: NOoooo IT LIVES!!!!!! *Starts jumping up and down on it*Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Evil, evil,Die,Die,Die,Die, evil, evil, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, die, die, evil, Barney, DIE!!!!!
Barney Doll: *now a barley recognisable pile of stuff but it continues to make noise*
Alys: ~ damn it wont die... like Harry Potter!~ WHY WONT YOU DIE!?
(EVIL) Barney Doll: *just continue to make noise*
Alys: Fine if you don't want to die I'll make you! EXPLOSION ARAY! (What that's a fun spell! ^^)
Barney Doll: *is blasted in to the stratosphere never to be seen or heard of again*
Alys: *waves* bye bye! ~Great! Now I have to burn these cloths~ *Flashes a victory sign and then notices everyone is staring at her strangely* What!?
Amelia: You scare me. . .
Alys: *grins* What can I say I have skill *starts to walk down the path to the next town as if nothing remotely out of the ordinary has ever happened and no evil Barney dolls of doom have been blasted it to orbit* Well are you people coming to the next town or are you going to stand there for the rest of all eternity?
Erin: All depends
Alys: Depends on what?
Erin: All depend if the next town has food
Lina and Gourry: *Snap out of it at the mention of food* FOOD!? Where!!?
Erin: That way *points in the direction of the next town* and I've heard there's an all you can eat for a silver piece
Lina and Gourry: *Start running to the next town all the wile chanting food food food food food!*
Zel: sigh here we go again
Everyone follows them
Alys: Erin you do realise they are going to kill you if there ISN'T a all you can eat for a silver piece?
Erin: I'm sure what ever they do couldn't be as bad as Barney's fate
Alys: Hey he should die! Besides there are only about 4 things I really hate and Barney's at the top of the list
Erin: What are the other 3?
Alys: The Oreo kid, Depressed people and people who say Emu wrong.
Erin: E-Moo?
Alys: =_= Em-U!
Erin: E-Moo!? ^_^
Alys: Em-U!!!
Erin: e-MOO!?
Alys: *glares*
Erin: *^_^s*
Alys: *^_^s*
Erin: *looks suspicious*
Alys: Hey Erin *turns into a Chibi* CHIBI!!!!!!
Erin: *screams and runs toward the next town passing Lina and Gourry*
Alys: *turns back to normal grinning in triumph* Its true! Revenge is SWEET!
Zel/Fi/Xel/Amelia: *just stare*
Alys: What!?
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TBC!? ^__^
Well that was random even for me. ^^;; What so I was hungry by the end of writing this!? Sorry Erin but the chibi was bond to come in there some where! ^_^
Thanking the Review leaving peoples!
Purple Pixie ~ HI!!!!!!! Thankies for the review!!! ^_______^
Mistress DragonFlame ~ Lol ok OK! I wont take it down thankies! ^_^. Er plot? I know not of what you speak. What is this... plot? Lol Actually I have no idea if this ficcy will ever have one I'm just letting the randomness flow. But yeah I'd like a plot my self I just haven't got up to coming up with one yet ^^;;. X/F, G/L, Z/A? I was thinking about pairings and frankly I wouldn't use any others! XEL/FI!!!!!!!! ^____^ *Hears the enraged stomping and shouting of a certain enraged ex-dragon priestess coming nearer* Heh looks like I said that a little to load ^^;; g2g hope you continue to R&R *runs away as mase-sama comes flying though the wall*
~Culdil
Disclaimer: I don't own slayers but neither do you! HAHAHA but if you do happen to own it then I take it back and seriously wonder why you would be reading this. I own myself and Erin owns her self and I do not own Barney neither of us do THANK THE GODS!
Warning: OOC-ness and AHhhh the Purple Dinosaur of happy thoughts!! RUN AWAY! *Wall* @_@
R&R peoples!
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Speech
~Telekinetic speech~
(Author notes and/or my blabbing/comments)
Oh There's a plot around here somewhere!
Chapter 4: Plot!? I know not of what you speak!
After much winging, begging and annoying the Slayers finally 'agreed' to let the two odd girls apparently from another world tag along with them to Sailrunn.
Some forest some place on the way to the coast, mid day.
Alys: I'm almost board! Hm... So Erin what do you want to do?
Erin: I dun know what do you want to do
Alys: I asked you first
Erin: I asked you second
Zel: And I'm asking both of you to shut up
Alys/Erin: Why!?
Zel: ... *annoyed glare*
Alys: Jeez I was just asking, ~ I'll never understand why so called 'cursed' people get so angry.~
Erin: ~Yeah but you gota feel sorry for the guy~
Alys: ~oh I do I do! but not so much the curse its his self hatred the peeves me off. I really do not like depressed people... *light bulb* Hey completely off topic! You know how Xellos ALWAYS seems to be up to something?~
Erin: ~yeah~
Alys: ~ I'm curious~ *smiles and stands back to walk next to Xellos* Hello! ^_^
Xellos: Hello?
Alys: Lovely day today isn't it?
Xellos: I s'pose...
Alys: So Xellos I'm just wonderings but why are you tagging along with Lina this time hm? Any Particular reason?
Xellos: Why would you want to know?
Alys: Just curious. I mean You said it yourself and I quote " the only reason you travel with Lina's party is because their objective often over laps with your own"
Xellos: How did you know I said that?
Alys: Like I said we're from a world that followed Lina's journey and your part of that so of corse I'd know what you said now answer my Question
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu *complete with ^_^ and waggle of his for finger in Alys' face*
Alys: ~*Going chibi* AHHH I Actually got him to say it ^___^ so cool!~ *bounces up and down in font of Xel* Really!? A secret you say!?
Xellos: *mildly surprised by this unusual reaction to his signature reply* yes it is a Secret
Alys: Oooo what kinda Secret?
Xello: a secret secret
Alys: what kinda secret secret?
Xello: a secret secret that is secret!
Alys: What kinda Secret secret that is secret!?
Xellos: now if I told you that it wouldn't be a secret now would it?
Alys: Corse it would! Just every one would know it! So what kinda Secret secret that is secret!?
Xellos: you're a persistent one aren't you!?
Alys: Don't change the subject I'M the one asking the questions here now Tellll meee *Starts to run tight circles around everyone's favourite General/priest determined to annoy the answer out of him if she has to*Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me!Tell me! TELL ME!- *Continues*
Zel: *just stares* what is she doing?
Erin: I'm... not sure
Xellos: *Is starting to get annoyed and 'accidentally' sticks the end of his staff out on the next pass*
Aly: Tell- *trips over staff and...* Oh hello Mr Tree! @_@
Amelia: that was very unjust Mr Xellos!
Xellos: *smirks in relief but that doesn't last to long*
Alys: *jumps up as if her meeting with the tree never happened* oh fine don't tell me of your own free will! You know how I said that there weren't any Mazuko in our world?
Xellos: *rases a brow questionably* yes?
Alys: Well seems I was mistaken there is a Demon of our world! the most horrible demon to have ever been created in any world! *Throws her arms up in the air*
Erin: What are you talking about?
Alys: This evil creation Brings the meaning of Love and unity in to the hearts of infants and small children!
Erin: *gasp* you don't mean!?
Alys: Yes. The purple dinosaur that will one day along with the aid of Educational television and the Telly Tubbies destroy the world and not return it to the chaos but revolt the universe in to a *shudder* big huge!... yes it is true for I speak of the Demon Lord Barney!
Erin: *screams for effect* ~Demon lord!?~
Alys: ~hey do you want to know what he's up to or not?~
Everyone minus Xellos, Erin ans Alys: o_o!!!???
Amelia: That doesn't sound evil at all...
Xellos: *looks unnerved for a second by hearing about such a creation* Such a thing could never exist! I say your bluffing.
Alys: Oh really? Well how about you tell me at least a little of what your up to and we'll never have to find out?
Xellos: no way!
Alys: Okay *A electronic singing Barney doll appears in her hand which now has a heavy duty rubber glove on it* You suuuure?
Xellos: *looks at the doll and laughs* is that your demon? Oh I'm sooo scared now!
Alys: *waves her free hand and ear muffs appear on everyone but Xel and Amelias heads (hey she'd like this)* just remember you asked for it *presses a button on the Barney doll and it starts to sing*
Barney doll: *in its stupid dopey voice* all right kids sing along with Barney *doll moves its head back and forth in a hypnotizing way* I love you, You love me, we're one big happy family *continues*
Xellos: *is of corse on the ground in a second holding his head after the first line looking very ill* Make it stop!
Alys: *move the ear muff back a bit but winces as the doll sings* What was that? _^
Xellos: Make. It . STOP!
Alys: Gladly but u have to promise to tell me a little of why you're hanging around Lina-san. You don't have to tell me anything big about Mazuko plains I mean I don't want you in trouble with Beast Master Zelas. ~ plus I don't really want to know~
Barney doll: *continues to sing*
Xellos: Fine just make it stop!
Alys: *presses another button on the doll hence making it shut up then takes the ear muffs of* *skips over and kneels down next to the fallen Xellos* so? So? SO!?
Xellos: *mutters something*
Alys: *blink* really? That all? *Helps him up*
Xellos: *nods still rubbing his head* Yeah basically
Alys: *brakes into hysterical laughter*
Xellos: HEY! It's NOT funny! *pouts* (kawaii!!!! ^^)
Alys: *giggles* well you must admit it kinda is.
Lina: What is?
Alys: *grins at Xellos then at Lina* The secret!
Zel: yes but what is the secret!?
Alys: the Secret that Xel just told me!
Lina: *starting to get pissed* WHAT WAS THE SECRET!?
Alys: Come now Lina I may be a deceitful little arrogant bitch sometimes but I NEVER tell a friend's secrets! ^_^
Xellos: friend?
Erin: *gasps in horror* Alys!
Alys: *turns to her* what!?
Erin: *points to the Barney doll*
Alys: *looks at it and realise she's actually touching it!* O_O WAH! *Starts running around in circles holding it as far away as she can* Ew, ew, ew,ew,ew,ew,ew,ew,ew,ew, Barney,Barney,Barney,Barney,Barney,Barney, ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew *continues*
Everyone: *just stares*
Alys: EW! *Tosses it into the air and points her hands toward it * FIRE BALL!
Everyone: *Watches as the doll bursts into flames several woops and cheering are heard mostly from the 2 Mazuko and Erin (and most likely the readers to)*
Alys: *watches the doll hit the ground still covered with flames burning away and starts to sing to herself as she nears it* Oh no Barneys on fire, This is our greatest desire!, lets watch the flames get higher, don't you put him out! *pokes it with a stick*
Barney Doll: *Starts to sing cackly as it burns away*
Alys: NOoooo IT LIVES!!!!!! *Starts jumping up and down on it*Die,Die,Die,Die,Die, Evil, evil,Die,Die,Die,Die, evil, evil, Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney, die, die, evil, Barney, DIE!!!!!
Barney Doll: *now a barley recognisable pile of stuff but it continues to make noise*
Alys: ~ damn it wont die... like Harry Potter!~ WHY WONT YOU DIE!?
(EVIL) Barney Doll: *just continue to make noise*
Alys: Fine if you don't want to die I'll make you! EXPLOSION ARAY! (What that's a fun spell! ^^)
Barney Doll: *is blasted in to the stratosphere never to be seen or heard of again*
Alys: *waves* bye bye! ~Great! Now I have to burn these cloths~ *Flashes a victory sign and then notices everyone is staring at her strangely* What!?
Amelia: You scare me. . .
Alys: *grins* What can I say I have skill *starts to walk down the path to the next town as if nothing remotely out of the ordinary has ever happened and no evil Barney dolls of doom have been blasted it to orbit* Well are you people coming to the next town or are you going to stand there for the rest of all eternity?
Erin: All depends
Alys: Depends on what?
Erin: All depend if the next town has food
Lina and Gourry: *Snap out of it at the mention of food* FOOD!? Where!!?
Erin: That way *points in the direction of the next town* and I've heard there's an all you can eat for a silver piece
Lina and Gourry: *Start running to the next town all the wile chanting food food food food food!*
Zel: sigh here we go again
Everyone follows them
Alys: Erin you do realise they are going to kill you if there ISN'T a all you can eat for a silver piece?
Erin: I'm sure what ever they do couldn't be as bad as Barney's fate
Alys: Hey he should die! Besides there are only about 4 things I really hate and Barney's at the top of the list
Erin: What are the other 3?
Alys: The Oreo kid, Depressed people and people who say Emu wrong.
Erin: E-Moo?
Alys: =_= Em-U!
Erin: E-Moo!? ^_^
Alys: Em-U!!!
Erin: e-MOO!?
Alys: *glares*
Erin: *^_^s*
Alys: *^_^s*
Erin: *looks suspicious*
Alys: Hey Erin *turns into a Chibi* CHIBI!!!!!!
Erin: *screams and runs toward the next town passing Lina and Gourry*
Alys: *turns back to normal grinning in triumph* Its true! Revenge is SWEET!
Zel/Fi/Xel/Amelia: *just stare*
Alys: What!?
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TBC!? ^__^
Well that was random even for me. ^^;; What so I was hungry by the end of writing this!? Sorry Erin but the chibi was bond to come in there some where! ^_^
Thanking the Review leaving peoples!
Purple Pixie ~ HI!!!!!!! Thankies for the review!!! ^_______^
Mistress DragonFlame ~ Lol ok OK! I wont take it down thankies! ^_^. Er plot? I know not of what you speak. What is this... plot? Lol Actually I have no idea if this ficcy will ever have one I'm just letting the randomness flow. But yeah I'd like a plot my self I just haven't got up to coming up with one yet ^^;;. X/F, G/L, Z/A? I was thinking about pairings and frankly I wouldn't use any others! XEL/FI!!!!!!!! ^____^ *Hears the enraged stomping and shouting of a certain enraged ex-dragon priestess coming nearer* Heh looks like I said that a little to load ^^;; g2g hope you continue to R&R *runs away as mase-sama comes flying though the wall*
~Culdil