An A-Z of Reasons We Hate Arwen
By Mel! and Rose G
Disclaimer - this character belongs to Tolkien, and believe us, he can keep her.
A/N - We have nothing against Arwen in the books, we just don't like the number of times she appears in the film. Have you seen that picture of her kissing Aragorn? YUK! And no flames for this, we're only having a laugh.
Aragorn - Do we have to explain this one?
Bewitching - How did she get Aragorn to fall in love with her so easily?
Cowardly - She never rode into battle, did she?
Devious - She set out to get Aragorn, and she did.
Elrond - She never listened to him.
Fancy Free - If only she'd met someone else earlier.
God Sent - By Melkor.
Halbarad - These two would have been a good pair. And it would have left Aragorn free.
Immortal - This really isn't fair, is it?
Jumped up -Marrying Aragorn means she's the most powerful woman in Middle Earth.
Kingdom - She's got one, we haven't.
Lucky - Far more than she should have been.
Married - Enough said.
Non-romantic - Aragorn deserved somebody who'd love him, and show it.
Open minded - So much so, her brains fell out.
Pretty - Yeah, pretty ugly.
Queen - She gets everything she wants, and a whole nation bowing to her.
Rich - Not sure if they had money in Middle Earth, but she must have been. We're broke.
Silent - She isn't in the film that's the problem.
Tasteful - She did chose the best looking one, didn't she?
Useless - What good is a flag in battle?
Vain - Did Aragorn have to have such a fancy flag?
Worst - She is the worst one Strider could have picked.
Xtra-terrestrial - We dunno. What does fit?
Younger days - She got to see them, we didn't.
Zero - Her chances of ever being mates with Eowyn.
Hehehehe, an anti Arwen A-Z. We so enjoyed writing this, but we do like the character really, it's just fun to destroy them. And we are writing a list of reasons why Legolas is great at the moment. Look out for it.
By Mel! and Rose G
Disclaimer - this character belongs to Tolkien, and believe us, he can keep her.
A/N - We have nothing against Arwen in the books, we just don't like the number of times she appears in the film. Have you seen that picture of her kissing Aragorn? YUK! And no flames for this, we're only having a laugh.
Aragorn - Do we have to explain this one?
Bewitching - How did she get Aragorn to fall in love with her so easily?
Cowardly - She never rode into battle, did she?
Devious - She set out to get Aragorn, and she did.
Elrond - She never listened to him.
Fancy Free - If only she'd met someone else earlier.
God Sent - By Melkor.
Halbarad - These two would have been a good pair. And it would have left Aragorn free.
Immortal - This really isn't fair, is it?
Jumped up -Marrying Aragorn means she's the most powerful woman in Middle Earth.
Kingdom - She's got one, we haven't.
Lucky - Far more than she should have been.
Married - Enough said.
Non-romantic - Aragorn deserved somebody who'd love him, and show it.
Open minded - So much so, her brains fell out.
Pretty - Yeah, pretty ugly.
Queen - She gets everything she wants, and a whole nation bowing to her.
Rich - Not sure if they had money in Middle Earth, but she must have been. We're broke.
Silent - She isn't in the film that's the problem.
Tasteful - She did chose the best looking one, didn't she?
Useless - What good is a flag in battle?
Vain - Did Aragorn have to have such a fancy flag?
Worst - She is the worst one Strider could have picked.
Xtra-terrestrial - We dunno. What does fit?
Younger days - She got to see them, we didn't.
Zero - Her chances of ever being mates with Eowyn.
Hehehehe, an anti Arwen A-Z. We so enjoyed writing this, but we do like the character really, it's just fun to destroy them. And we are writing a list of reasons why Legolas is great at the moment. Look out for it.