Disclaimer: I do not own HP. I repeat, I do NOT own HP. But, of course, you lot know this, right? If not, whack yourself repeatedly in the head with a blunt object until you do.
Chapter 23 – SorryHarry,
You must be joking. Me? The descendant of Helga Hufflepuff? That's just not possible.
You're so joking,
Hermione
* * * *
Ethan,
Please tell me Harry was joking about me being the descendant of Hufflepuff.
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
I swear I'm not joking. Solemnly even. If you think that's unbelievable, Malfoy's the descendant of Rowena Ravenclaw.
So not joking,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
I can't tell you that. And you think you have it bad? I'm a descendant of Godric Gryffindor. I'm beginning to think the same gods who are making Harry's life miserable are after me now.
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
WHAT???How did that happen?
Sighed,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
I hope not. I'll have a mental breakdown if I have to worry much more about the both of you.
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
*snicker* Don't tell me you haven't been told how babies are made. Tut, tut. How far behind the times you are.
Snickering,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
I will attempt to keep you from having a mental breakdown as much as possible. Cross my heart.
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
You. Are. An. Ass.
Bugger you,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
You're an angel.
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
Bint.
Smirking,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
Actually I'm a unicorn but hey…
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
Bastard.
Sticking out tongue,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
What are you talking about?
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
How immature.
Poof.
Laughing,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
Something the Sorting Hat told us. Apparently we all have pre-determined Animagi forms.
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
Who's immature, you git?
Take that,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
There's no way. Animagi forms cannot be pre-determined.
Can they?
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
Oh, I'm hurt. I'm falling over in painful spasms. Oh, the agony! Someone saaaaaveeee meeeeee.
En garde,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
According to the Hat they can. I'm checking a book Remus sent Harry about that right now.
If I can't find anything there I'll ask Minerva.
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
Ha ha, very funny.
Queer.
I am not sword-fighting,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
Why not ask Sirius too?
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
Again, bint.
The pen is mightier than the sword,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
Sirius wouldn't know anything about Animagi if it hit him in the head.
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
Immature bastard.
So's my wand,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
Since when have you called him Sirius?
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
We so have no lives.
Is that a challenge?
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
I guess I should tell you that he's my twin brother, shouldn't I?
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
Agreed.
No way,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
WHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
SIRIUS IS YOUR TWIN!!!!
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
Scared?
Scaredy-cat,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
Er, yeah?
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
Of you? Pish!
DID YOU KNOW SIRIUS IS ETHAN'S TWIN???!!!!!!
Back at you,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
And when were you going to tell me this?
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
Oooo, so strong.
And yes, I did. He told me at the end of fifth year. Why? Don't tell me he just now told you.
Can't believe this,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
Uh, right now?
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
Back off, now. Or I'll tell Ethan you're hitting on me.
And yes, he did! I can't believe you've known for a year! HARRY!
How dare he,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
You are in so much trouble.
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
Hitting on you? C'mon, Herm, I like Gin.
Hey, it wasn't my thing to tell.
Don't look at me,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
*gulp*
Er, I love you?
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Ethan,
YOU JUST NOW TOLD HER SIRIUS IS YOUR TWIN!!
Just how psychotic are you?
You crazed lunatic,
Harry
* * * *
Harry,
Well, I couldn't find the right time to tell her!
Get off my back,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
You're right, it wasn't your secret to tell.
And am I not desirable enough for you?
Sad now,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
Not going to work on me, bub.
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
Thanks.
Herm, that just brought up some reeeeaaaally bad imagery. Don't do that again.
Sick now,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
Um…
Oh bugger.
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Ethan,
You are such an idiot.
Great galumphing idiot,
Harry
* * * *
Harry,
Oh, thanks.
Make me feel better,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
Sorry. *giggle*
Giggling,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
'Oh, bugger' is right. I am so going to kill you when I get back to Hogwarts.
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
You're not sorry at all, are you?
Bint,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
I'll be hiding in the traveling broom closet if you need me.
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
Not a bit!
Git,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
I'll be coming after you with an axe.
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
I knew it.
You are so bad,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
MIONE!
Horrified,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
Thank you, thank you.
Its Ethan's fault,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
What? *looks innocent*
Love,
Mione
* * * *
Herm,
You're a nut.
Anyway, have to go. Have a practice session with Ethan in the armory.
See you when you get back here.
Signed,
Harry
* * * *
Mione,
Please don't kill me.
Have to go now. Practice session with Harry in the armory.
Can't wait to see you.
Love,
Ethan
* * * *
Harry,
So are you.
Signed,
Herm
* * * *
Ethan,
Now why would I do that?
Can't wait to see you either. It's killing me!
Love,
Mione
A/N: I so loved writing this chap… ^____^