Lizzee: ^____^ Hello, I'm back with Chapter 2, like I said. Ok now to thank the reviewers.

foxshadow- Thank you for the cookie. Cookie good!! I like Aladdin too but, really I'm not that great of an author. How I did that? Is my little secret……

Hana-Chan- I did as command ^-^.

Divine-Heart- Thank you ^____^.

DJ-girly83- Thank you, this makes me want to watch Aladdin also.

DISCLAIMER: If I did happen to own Inuyasha, do you think I would be sitting on the computer. NO!! I would be creating new episodes to my liking ^-^.

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    A man with long white hair and goldish eyes sighed jumping onto the rooftop, carrying a loaf of bread. He runs over to the edge, almost dropping the bread.

Guard: Stop, thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!

Inuyasha: *Looks back, then down, then at the bread* All this just for a loaf of bread? *He jumps off, landing on two ropes strung between buildings, with drying clothes on them. He skies down them, collecting bits and pieces of clothing on him as he goes. Finally, he's nearing the end of the rope, at a window, when a woman reaches out and slams the shutters closed. Inuyasha slams into the shutters and falls to the street, his fall being broken by numerous awnings and the pile of clothes around him. He pulls off the top layer of clothes and is about to enjoy his bread when...*

Guard 1: There he is!

Guard 2: you won't get away so easy!

*Inuyasha snarled at this comment*

Inuyasha: You think that was easy? * Inuyasha turns to look at the three women, laughing at him*

Guard 1: You two, over that way, and you, with me. We'll find him.

*Inuyasha pulls a sheet over him and wraps himself as a disguise. He rushes over to the women*

Inuyasha: Morning, ladies.

Woman 1: Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught--

*A hand grabs Inuyasha's shoulder and yanks him back. It's the first guard. Inuyasha's disguise falls off*

Inuyasha: I'm in trouble!

Guard:…And this time *You hear a screeching sound, then the guard's turban is pulled down over his eyes.*

 It appears Inuyasha's friend, Shippo has finally arrived.

*Shippo dances on the Guards head, laughing*

Inuyasha: I'm surprised you arrived; I thought you didn't work with people.

Shippo: I offered you a deal Inuyasha. I like working with people, it's you who doesn't.

Inuyasha: Whatever. Let's just get out of here.

Inuyasha: *running off with Shippo on shoulder* gotta keep…one jump ahead of the breadline. One swing ahead of the sword. I steal only what I can't afford.

Shippo: That's everything!

*Inuyasha battles a guard wielding a sword. He dodges a couple of swings, then pulls down the Guard's pants. Shippo kicks a guard, then dodges an attack. The guard swings at Inuyasha, but destroys a barrel of fish. As Inuyasha and Shippo run off, the Guard pulls a fish over his lower body as a pair of pants*

Inuyasha: One jump ahead of the lawmen. That's all and that's no joke. These guys don't appreciate, I'm broke! *Inuyasha and Shippo scamper up a pile of barrels, then kick one down on top of another Guard*

Guard: *one at a time* Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that!

Inuyasha: Just a little snack, guys. Geez don't get so pissed!

*Inuyasha dashes on top of a platform. The guards shake the platform back and forth trying to knock him off.*

Guard: Rip him open, take it back guys.

Inuyasha: Assholes. I can take a hint, gotta face the facts. You're my only acquaintance, Shippo

Woman: Who?!?

*Inuyasha jumps off the platform to certain death, lands next to Shippo. Picks Shippo up and the pair jump*

 Women: Oh, it's sad, Inuyasha's hit the bottom. He's become a one-man rise in crime.

*Shippo finds a plate full of fruit and stuffs his mouth full like a chipmunk*

Woman: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em!

Inuyasha: Bitch. I gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat!

*Inuyasha and Shippo exit. Cut to the Muscleman flexing to a crowd. The guards rush past. Inuyasha and Shippo hide behind the Muscleman, matching his moves, until they make a mistake and are discovered.

Inuyasha: One jump ahead of the slowpokes. One skip ahead of my doom. Next time gonna use a nom de plume. One jump ahead of the hit men, One hit ahead of the flock. I think I'll take a stroll around the block.

*A chase sequence, In which Inuyasha and Shippo, pursued by the guards, race through a flock of sheep, hurdle a man sleeping on a bed of nails, of course one extremely large Guard lands on him. Shippo disguises himself with jewels until a shopkeeper discovers him*

Crowd: Stop, Thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal!

Inuyasha: Can't people give me a little respect. *Inuyasha is surrounded by Guards in front of a door. The door opens and a large, ugly lady comes out*

Lady: Still I think he's rather tasty.

*Inuyasha grabs Shippo and jumps on the roof.

Inuyasha: How stupid are these people! I already told you. Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat. Hmm if you don't agree….I guess we just don't get along*Inuyasha drops a barrel on the guards as they try to climb up the roof. Causing the surviving Guard's to growl at him*

*The guard's finally reach the roof but, InuYasha and Shippo are gone. They are now on the ground. They are jumping across a flaming pit, followed by Guard's who hop up and down, screaming in pain as they cross the rock. Inuyasha and Shippo pass a sword swallower, then Shippo goes back, and pulls the sword out of the Swallower's mouth. Shippo advances on the guards who retreat in fear*

Guard 1: He's got a sword!!

Inuyasha: *sarcastically* Shit!! It's a boy with a sword run for your lives!

Guard 2: You idiot—we've ALL got swords!!

*Shippo sets the sword down gently then runs. Inuyasha and Shippo are once again surrounded, with Guard's coming from left to right. Inuyasha jumps up with Shippo and climbs a robe trick being done of the street as all the Guard's crash into each other.*

Inuyasha: *shouting back to them with a smirk on his face* Face it Assholes, I will always be one jump ahead of you!

Crowd: Vandal!

 Inuyasha: One jump ahead of the fat dudes!

Crowd: Street rat!

Inuyasha: One trick ahead of the disaster!

Crowd: Scoundrel!

Inuyasha: Your quick but, I'm much faster.

Crowd: Take that!

*The guards chase Inuyasha up a staircase into a room. The guard's surround them by the window. Inuyasha grab's Shippo and jumps on the windowsill*

Inuyasha: All we gotta do is jump!

*Inuyasha jumps with Shippo sitting on his shoulder.. Guards follow him out the window, but they got straight down to the street an land in a pile with the sign "Crazy Hakim's Discount Fertilizer." Inuyasha lands safely on the ground catlike. Inuyasha snarls and runs off with Shippo to a small alley behind the market.*

Shippo: And now, we feast! All right!

*Shippo breaks the bread in half and gives half to Inuyasha, who begins to argue about how Shippo's was bigger but, begins to eat his anyways. Shippo barely bites his bread when he looks over and sees two young children, rummaging through the garbage for food. The girl sees him, then drops her find and tries to hide. Shippo looks at them, then the bread, then at Inuyasha*

Inuyasha: No way am I giving some little kids my bread!

Shippo: *glaring at Inuyasha* If you won't, I will! *Shippo gets up and walks over to the children. The girl pulls her brother back quickly*

Shippo: Here, go on—take it

*The children giggled with delight as they split the bread. Inuyasha glared at Shippo. Then he walked over to the children and carelessly gave them his bread growling.*

Inuyasha: *still growling* Come on Shippo. *Inuyasha walked into the daylight, Shippo next to him. There is some sort of parade going on. Inuyasha peered over the shoulders of the people in front of him. He sees Prince Achmed riding on a horse.

Bystander 1: On his way to the palace, I suppose.

Bystander 2: Another suitor for the princess.

*Inuyasha and Shippo are startled as the two children come running out from the alley. The boy runs out in front of the Prince's horse, startling it.*

Prince: Out of my way, you filthy brat!* the prince brings up his whip to attack the children but, Inuyasha jumps in front of them and catches the whip*

Inuyasha: If I were as rich as you I would have some manners, and I wouldn't be such an asshole *Inuyasha snarled as he said this*

Prince: Oh I'll teach you some manners!* the prince kicked Inuyasha into the mud puddle, as the crowd began laughing at him.*

Inuyasha: Look at that, Shippo. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

*The prince stops and turns back to Inuyasha*

Prince: You are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only you fleas will mourn you.

*Inuyasha rushes to the Prince but, the doors to the castle slam shut in his face*

Inuyasha: Stupid Asshole. He's the worthless one with flees. Just give him a castle and he thinks he's god. Come on, Shippo. Let's go home.

*Inuyasha climbs to his home with the view, then lays a sleeping Shippo on a rag.*

Inuyasha: Riffraff, street rat. I don't buy that, If only they'd look closet. Would they see a poor boy? No way! They'd find out there's so much more to me. *Inuyasha pulls back a curtain to reveal a beautiful palace*

Inuyasha: Someday, Shippo, things are gonna change. We'll be the rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.

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Lizzee: That's' the end of Chapter 2. I hope I'm not making Inuyasha too OOC. I really want everyone to act there character. Tell me if someone is a little OOC and I will fix it. Also when I use italics it means there singing. Anyways, Please review and until next chapter, Ja Ne!