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AN: Well, right now I really don't feel like working on Like, Slumber party! Because of personal reasons. SF danced with someone else at the dance. a little painful to WRITE about it, never mind think about it. Stupid oblivious SF.

So I'm writing a 'real' fanfiction. It's kind of a wacky idea that I had, and I haven't ever seen it done before. Enjoy! BTW I made Wilderness teens up. The name sucks, I know, but I can't think right now.

Love and Wilderness Teens

Chapter One: Bus Ride to Nowhere

"Now kids." The trop leader stated. Her long brown hair was pulled up into a high pony tail and she was wearing a moss green windbreaker. A large black top was slung on her back. The group of kids that she was addressing looked up at her. "We are going to do the ultimate test. All of your training has been for this moment.

You may have heard things about this test, but you should throw away all of these preconceptions. We have made a lot of changes to the test. Such as this year, you will be paired up with a partner."

This caused a lot of stir within the teenagers. Normally the final for the WT's was three days in the wild with only a Swiss army knife and a compass on the WT reserve. Having a partner around would make the challenge completely different.

"You all have probably heard about Sally last year. She got extremely dehydrated last year on the final test. For safety reasons this year we are going to put you with a partner, but lengthening the trip. The revised trip is a week. If either of you get sick, the other one will head south towards WT headquarters to get help. Understood?"

Sanosuke Sagura leaned in his normal corner of the WT meeting room. His parents had forced him to join this WT crap club because it would look good for his college applications. College. What did he look like, a nerd?

Beside Sanosuke sat his best friend, Kenshin. Kenshin had actually wanted to do the program, for the same reasons that Sanosuke's parents had wanted Sanosuke to. Kenshin's parents were in trouble with the government for some pretty shady business. Rumors were spreading that they were professional assasins. Kenshin's goal was to be different than his parents, to live a comfortable life as something completely legal.

Troop leader Monigue continued. "To give this a little added excitement, we are not going to tell you who your partner is. You will have to wait until your blindfold off and you are in the middle of nowhere to see who you are with. Does anyone have any questions?"

"Yeah!" Said Saitoh out of the corner of the room. "Are we allowed to smoke?"

Troop leader Monigue blinked and slowely counted to ten. Saitoh was a punk that had been put into the program in the hope that it would straighten him out.

"No Saitoh, you can not smoke. Next question!"

"Will this be boy girl pairings?" Asked Megumi, the resident slut, with a devilish grin on her face. All of the boys except for Kenshin and Sanosuke suddenly looked a lot more interesting.

'Sex and drugs. Is that all that's on these teenager's minds?' thought troop leader Monigue. 'I'll have to do something to keep that Megumi out of trouble. But what.' As she swept the room with her eyes, the perfect idea hit her. She had to try very hard not to crack up then and there.

"Will there be squirrels?" Asked Olivia. The rest of the room slid away from her quickly. Olivia was a little. different.

"Yes, Olivia, there will be squirrels. This reserve is rumored to be home to the infamous bird squirrels."

"Bird squirrels?" Asked Sanosuke, wondering if their troop leader had finally cracked.

"The squirrels that think that their birds. They are highly intelligent and known to love to stir up trouble. So if you see a squirrel watching you in a strange way, I suggest moving camp. Very, very quickly." Monigue shivered. Last time, the squirrels had had no mercy. Those poor, innocent campers. she wondered if rabid bite marks left scars.

She became aware that the whole room was starring at her. She shrugged it off. Their loss if they thought that she was joking.

"Okay everyone. My assistants are going to blindfold you. If you try to remove the blindfold, you will be disqualified and will have to take the test in a year. If you return to base camp before the week has passed, you and your partner will have to take a retake in a month. Keep in mind however that your health is the priority. Of you see even a hint of dehydration, come back."

Sanosuke stepped into line with the rest of the teens. Several troop leaders were tying blindfold onto kids and then leading them into separate buses. Before the cloth was knotted over his eyes, he recognized Aoshi and Misao being lead into the same bus. Poor ice man. Having to put up with the weasel girl the whole week.

At this thought Sanosuke froze. Sure, he could probably put up with Kenshin or Aoshi for a week. But Aoshi had just been carted off and the chances of him being put together with Kenshin were slim to none.

What were the other possibilities?

He shuddered at the thought of having to spend a week with Saitoh. One of them would end up killing the other. Kaoru probably wouldn't be that bad, but the girl couldn't cook to save her life. Sanosuke wasn't particularly hot on the idea of getting food poisoning in the wilderness.

As he thought it over, there really was no good answer. And knowing the troop leader, she would probably put him with someone totally incompatible with him just to watch the sparks fly.

Sanosuke felt a hand on his shoulder guide him gently into a car. Whoever it was, it was to late now. He would just have to see when he got their.

A/N: Lets take three guesses as to who he's paired with. Any takers? I'll give you a hint. It starts with an M. got it?

Well, it's my favorite pairing. and I thought to myself, huh. Wouldn't stranding them for a week in the middle of nowhere be amusing? There will be A/M , K/K and Y/T pairings too, but the focus will be S/M (cause it's the best! Lol.)

Ahh. school tomorrow. I'm afraid.