Disclaimer: Don't own it. Why doesn't anyone understand?
AN: The last chapter was very fluffy, so I'm gonna try to make this one more humor.
Warning: This is truly bizarre. But then again, what else is new?
So yeah. Kenshin's gonna fight the moose.
I'm afraid for Kenshin.
I really am.
Oh, just read already.
Devil-Moose
"YAH!" Kenshin cried, lunging at the moose with his stick.
The moose caught the branch with its antlers and then looked at Kenshin.
With demon eyes.
Kenshin started to back away.
This was no ordinary moose.
This was a devil-moose.
But Kaoru-
He would do anything for her. because. because.
His mind blanked, refusing to give the thought away. Besides, he had a possessed moose to deal with.
The moose rose onto two legs. Kenshin's eyes widened.
"DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?" The moose boomed. Kenshin blinked. He didn't really know that moose COULD boom.
Evidentially, this moose could.
"I will give you back your woman. But I take orders from a higher being. Next time I will have no mercy. Her other servants are not so kind."
Kaoru started to glow red, and then flew into Kenshin's arms.
"Run, you fool!" The moose stated. It lowered onto four feet again, and its eyes became their normal brown color.
Out of nowhere, about fifty dark forms appeared. They were each dressed in black assassin's outfit, with a tiny katana strapped onto its back.
'Oh shit.' Kenshin thought. It was out of character for him, but who wouldn't swear if they suddenly realized that fifty ninja squirrels were going to be on them in about five seconds?
Kenshin did all that he could.
He ran.
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Jimmy the squirrel jumped on a syringe.
Again.
And again.
Monigue had given him a new toy to play with. He had to say, she was quite the demented genius when it came to thinking up cruel and unusual punishment.
And this was definitely cruel and unusual punishment.
Jimmy was just glad that he wasn't the one that Monigue was messing with.
He was done. Two green apples sat the holes where the potion had been injected hardly visible.
This was going to be interesting.
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Sanosuke picked up one of the altered apples and inspected it. It looked good, which was hard to find in the middle of the woods. Most of the apples were rotting or infested with bugs.
He tossed the other one to Megumi, and then took a big bite out of the one he was holding. He swallowed.
"It's about lunch time fox." His voice was gruff, trying to conceal the embarrassment he felt. Now he had to worry about mental images he shouldn't have and remembering what it had felt like to have her cling to him like that.
Damn.
Megumi took a bite out the apple. It was good, sweet and a little sour. 'That was nice of Sanosuke.'
Sanosuke's cheeks glowed slightly at this comment. Just to hear her say his name was enough. Her voice was strangely nice to listen to.
"Thanks. I guess." Megumi stated.
"I didn't say anything." Sanosuke replied, puzzled.
"Yes you did." Replied Megumi. "About how my voice was nice."
'Is he going crazy?' Though Megumi.
"No, I'm not." Sanosuke stated.
"How did you do that?" Asked Megumi.
"What?"
"I didn't say anything."
"I didn't say anything before either. You did the same thing."
Both of them put two and two together.
'You can't be freaking serious, thought Sanosuke, staring at Megumi.
She was thinking almost the same thing. He knew.
'Man, he's cute when he's confused.' Thought Megumi. She mentally
slapped her own forehead when she saw his face go unreadable.
'Crap. I forgot about that.' Megumi thought.
Sanosuke's face contorted with horror. The images.
And she could see.
This thought, of course, immediately brought forth the images in his
mind.
"YOU PERVERT!" She screamed, giving him a slap that Sango would have
approved of. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK THAT!"
Of course, images of him without a shirt or sleeping peacefully swam
through her mind. Its one of those things, when you know you shouldn't
be thinking about something, that you ALWAYS think about it.
It was his turn to turn bright red.
"I can't believe this." He muttered, his face dancing on the border
between bright red and burgundy.
They both looked up at each other at that exact moment, and thought
something else that they really shouldn't have been thinking.
'Man, he/she looks really cute when they're blushing.'
They both stared at each other, faces growing even redder. Sanosuke
had crossed the line to burgundy and was now teetering on the border
of purple.
At that, they both ran.
AN: Demented, no? I got the idea from a few fics that I read where one
character is able to read another's mind. So I thought, why not up it?
The next chapter is going to be fun to write.
Hehehe. Little do they know that it works no matter WHAT the distance.
I am really cruel. (Devil smile.)
If any moose starts to go all possessed on you, I recommend that you
run. Those things are EVIL!
AN: The last chapter was very fluffy, so I'm gonna try to make this one more humor.
Warning: This is truly bizarre. But then again, what else is new?
So yeah. Kenshin's gonna fight the moose.
I'm afraid for Kenshin.
I really am.
Oh, just read already.
Devil-Moose
"YAH!" Kenshin cried, lunging at the moose with his stick.
The moose caught the branch with its antlers and then looked at Kenshin.
With demon eyes.
Kenshin started to back away.
This was no ordinary moose.
This was a devil-moose.
But Kaoru-
He would do anything for her. because. because.
His mind blanked, refusing to give the thought away. Besides, he had a possessed moose to deal with.
The moose rose onto two legs. Kenshin's eyes widened.
"DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?" The moose boomed. Kenshin blinked. He didn't really know that moose COULD boom.
Evidentially, this moose could.
"I will give you back your woman. But I take orders from a higher being. Next time I will have no mercy. Her other servants are not so kind."
Kaoru started to glow red, and then flew into Kenshin's arms.
"Run, you fool!" The moose stated. It lowered onto four feet again, and its eyes became their normal brown color.
Out of nowhere, about fifty dark forms appeared. They were each dressed in black assassin's outfit, with a tiny katana strapped onto its back.
'Oh shit.' Kenshin thought. It was out of character for him, but who wouldn't swear if they suddenly realized that fifty ninja squirrels were going to be on them in about five seconds?
Kenshin did all that he could.
He ran.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Jimmy the squirrel jumped on a syringe.
Again.
And again.
Monigue had given him a new toy to play with. He had to say, she was quite the demented genius when it came to thinking up cruel and unusual punishment.
And this was definitely cruel and unusual punishment.
Jimmy was just glad that he wasn't the one that Monigue was messing with.
He was done. Two green apples sat the holes where the potion had been injected hardly visible.
This was going to be interesting.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sanosuke picked up one of the altered apples and inspected it. It looked good, which was hard to find in the middle of the woods. Most of the apples were rotting or infested with bugs.
He tossed the other one to Megumi, and then took a big bite out of the one he was holding. He swallowed.
"It's about lunch time fox." His voice was gruff, trying to conceal the embarrassment he felt. Now he had to worry about mental images he shouldn't have and remembering what it had felt like to have her cling to him like that.
Damn.
Megumi took a bite out the apple. It was good, sweet and a little sour. 'That was nice of Sanosuke.'
Sanosuke's cheeks glowed slightly at this comment. Just to hear her say his name was enough. Her voice was strangely nice to listen to.
"Thanks. I guess." Megumi stated.
"I didn't say anything." Sanosuke replied, puzzled.
"Yes you did." Replied Megumi. "About how my voice was nice."
'Is he going crazy?' Though Megumi.
"No, I'm not." Sanosuke stated.
"How did you do that?" Asked Megumi.
"What?"
"I didn't say anything."
"I didn't say anything before either. You did the same thing."
Both of them put two and two together.
'You can't be freaking serious, thought Sanosuke, staring at Megumi.
She was thinking almost the same thing. He knew.
'Man, he's cute when he's confused.' Thought Megumi. She mentally
slapped her own forehead when she saw his face go unreadable.
'Crap. I forgot about that.' Megumi thought.
Sanosuke's face contorted with horror. The images.
And she could see.
This thought, of course, immediately brought forth the images in his
mind.
"YOU PERVERT!" She screamed, giving him a slap that Sango would have
approved of. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK THAT!"
Of course, images of him without a shirt or sleeping peacefully swam
through her mind. Its one of those things, when you know you shouldn't
be thinking about something, that you ALWAYS think about it.
It was his turn to turn bright red.
"I can't believe this." He muttered, his face dancing on the border
between bright red and burgundy.
They both looked up at each other at that exact moment, and thought
something else that they really shouldn't have been thinking.
'Man, he/she looks really cute when they're blushing.'
They both stared at each other, faces growing even redder. Sanosuke
had crossed the line to burgundy and was now teetering on the border
of purple.
At that, they both ran.
AN: Demented, no? I got the idea from a few fics that I read where one
character is able to read another's mind. So I thought, why not up it?
The next chapter is going to be fun to write.
Hehehe. Little do they know that it works no matter WHAT the distance.
I am really cruel. (Devil smile.)
If any moose starts to go all possessed on you, I recommend that you
run. Those things are EVIL!