If You Only Knew - WRITER'S BLOCK BREAK! (Oh no!)
Disclaimer - (MZF is at a Lie Detector Test... thing) Doctor: Do you own Final Fantasy VIII? MZF: Yes. (The machine explodes, resulting in the collapse of the building and hundreds of horrible deaths =P)
Seifer: Okay... MZF has huge writer's block and hired us to write this chapter! So, we had a GREAT idea for a chapter, but MZF rated it PG!!! So our idea is down the drain. ;_;
Fujin: _ What are we supposed to write now?
Seifer: ... Well... we can make money off of our millions (yeah right) of Saifuu fans! =)
Fujin: How?
Seifer: *pulls a box out of nowhere* Simple! We auction off all of our Saifuu-inflicted stuff!
Fujin: "Saifuu-inflicted?"
Seifer: -_- Me need better English get. =D
Fujin: O_O;;;
Seifer: ... Anyway, first we have the couch we first made out on! We'll start the bidding at--
Fujin: Wait a minute!!! We first made out on a rug!!
Seifer: No! It was a couch!
Fujin: Rug!
Seifer: Couch!
Fujin: Rug!
Seifer: Couch!
*** Three hours later ***
Seifer: *sigh* All right, it was a broken, fallen over shelf at the museum of wood and paper, agreed?
Fujin: Agreed. ^_^
Seifer: Okay, since it's in a museum we can't auction it off. So next we have this spoon! *holds up a plastic blue spoon* Which we BOTH licked, yeah, you heard me, LICKED! =D *takes out Teddy Bear* This is Snoogums, Fujin's birthday present from me.
Fujin: Hey, you can't auction that! *grabs Snoogums* My baby...
Seifer: O_O ... Anyway... *picks up a paper* This is the original sketch of my BEAUTIFUL name in calligraphy in a heart. It's a tattoo Fujin got on her boo--
Fujin: *kicks Seifer in the shins* *blushes* SHUT UP!
Seifer: *twitches* Ow.... *magically healed* And here is the original sketch of "Property of Seifer Almasy," the tattoo on her bu--
Fujin: STOP IT!!!
Seifer: *points* It's right here.
Fujin: *blushes wildly* Sei-fer!!
Seifer: It's really nice-lookin', you should see it. =D Like I do all the time ^_~
Fujin: *beet red* I'm not making out with you for 2 months tops.
Seifer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ;_;
Fujin: Hmmp!
Seifer: *snaps fingers* I've got it! If I show the readers MY tattoo will you make out with me?
Fujin: ... Will you?
Seifer: Sure... _;;
Fujin: *waits* ... Well?
Seifer: *sighs* *moons the readers*
Seifer fangirls: *squealing and screaming... then...* O_O;
Fujin: O_O;;
Seifer: ... What?
Fujin: O_O;;;; *points*
Seifer: *looks* OMG!!! My butt's a blur!!! O_O
Fujin: Well, it's a PG fanfiction!
Seifer: But they can't see it! It's a BLOODY fanfiction!!!
Fujin: The people who see pictures in their heads while they read can... O_O
Seifer: O_O;;
Random Seifer fangirl: *yells* WHAT DOES IT SAY!?
Fujin: *points* "Billion Dollar Booty."
Seifer: It was Fujin's idea.
Fujin: You were supposed to get "Million."
Seifer: *scoffs* "Million."
MZF: *comes in, sleep deprived* *monotone* Oh my god, Seifer is mooning the readers. *drinks coffee* *twitches and blinks out of sync*
Fujin: Hi MZF, did you get rid of your writer's block?
MZF: N-N-No. *twitches* I've been awake for the last four days thinking and shivering. *shivers*
Seifer: *pulls pants back up, Seifer fangirls groan* Can we do it in the next chapter? You'd be good at writing that! ^_~
MZF: *pauses* ... Fujin, hit him in the face for me. *blinks out of sync*
Fujin: Gladly!
Seifer: What the...!? AHHHHH!!! *runs away*
Fujin: GET BACK HERE! *chases him*
Sefier: Noooooo!!!
Fujin: Come on!! I can hit you and then we can make out!!
Seifer: Oooh? Really?
(Punches landing, loud thud)
(silence)
(Kissing/moaning sounds)
MZF: *twitches and drinks coffee* So c-c-cold.
I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *cries* ;_; This sucks... Don't flame me! By the way, go read "Discipline Me" and leave a good review! =D If you're a true Saifuu fan and under the age of 17 you'll ignore the fact it's rated R! I did! ^_^
Buh-bye
MZF
Disclaimer - (MZF is at a Lie Detector Test... thing) Doctor: Do you own Final Fantasy VIII? MZF: Yes. (The machine explodes, resulting in the collapse of the building and hundreds of horrible deaths =P)
Seifer: Okay... MZF has huge writer's block and hired us to write this chapter! So, we had a GREAT idea for a chapter, but MZF rated it PG!!! So our idea is down the drain. ;_;
Fujin: _ What are we supposed to write now?
Seifer: ... Well... we can make money off of our millions (yeah right) of Saifuu fans! =)
Fujin: How?
Seifer: *pulls a box out of nowhere* Simple! We auction off all of our Saifuu-inflicted stuff!
Fujin: "Saifuu-inflicted?"
Seifer: -_- Me need better English get. =D
Fujin: O_O;;;
Seifer: ... Anyway, first we have the couch we first made out on! We'll start the bidding at--
Fujin: Wait a minute!!! We first made out on a rug!!
Seifer: No! It was a couch!
Fujin: Rug!
Seifer: Couch!
Fujin: Rug!
Seifer: Couch!
*** Three hours later ***
Seifer: *sigh* All right, it was a broken, fallen over shelf at the museum of wood and paper, agreed?
Fujin: Agreed. ^_^
Seifer: Okay, since it's in a museum we can't auction it off. So next we have this spoon! *holds up a plastic blue spoon* Which we BOTH licked, yeah, you heard me, LICKED! =D *takes out Teddy Bear* This is Snoogums, Fujin's birthday present from me.
Fujin: Hey, you can't auction that! *grabs Snoogums* My baby...
Seifer: O_O ... Anyway... *picks up a paper* This is the original sketch of my BEAUTIFUL name in calligraphy in a heart. It's a tattoo Fujin got on her boo--
Fujin: *kicks Seifer in the shins* *blushes* SHUT UP!
Seifer: *twitches* Ow.... *magically healed* And here is the original sketch of "Property of Seifer Almasy," the tattoo on her bu--
Fujin: STOP IT!!!
Seifer: *points* It's right here.
Fujin: *blushes wildly* Sei-fer!!
Seifer: It's really nice-lookin', you should see it. =D Like I do all the time ^_~
Fujin: *beet red* I'm not making out with you for 2 months tops.
Seifer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! ;_;
Fujin: Hmmp!
Seifer: *snaps fingers* I've got it! If I show the readers MY tattoo will you make out with me?
Fujin: ... Will you?
Seifer: Sure... _;;
Fujin: *waits* ... Well?
Seifer: *sighs* *moons the readers*
Seifer fangirls: *squealing and screaming... then...* O_O;
Fujin: O_O;;
Seifer: ... What?
Fujin: O_O;;;; *points*
Seifer: *looks* OMG!!! My butt's a blur!!! O_O
Fujin: Well, it's a PG fanfiction!
Seifer: But they can't see it! It's a BLOODY fanfiction!!!
Fujin: The people who see pictures in their heads while they read can... O_O
Seifer: O_O;;
Random Seifer fangirl: *yells* WHAT DOES IT SAY!?
Fujin: *points* "Billion Dollar Booty."
Seifer: It was Fujin's idea.
Fujin: You were supposed to get "Million."
Seifer: *scoffs* "Million."
MZF: *comes in, sleep deprived* *monotone* Oh my god, Seifer is mooning the readers. *drinks coffee* *twitches and blinks out of sync*
Fujin: Hi MZF, did you get rid of your writer's block?
MZF: N-N-No. *twitches* I've been awake for the last four days thinking and shivering. *shivers*
Seifer: *pulls pants back up, Seifer fangirls groan* Can we do it in the next chapter? You'd be good at writing that! ^_~
MZF: *pauses* ... Fujin, hit him in the face for me. *blinks out of sync*
Fujin: Gladly!
Seifer: What the...!? AHHHHH!!! *runs away*
Fujin: GET BACK HERE! *chases him*
Sefier: Noooooo!!!
Fujin: Come on!! I can hit you and then we can make out!!
Seifer: Oooh? Really?
(Punches landing, loud thud)
(silence)
(Kissing/moaning sounds)
MZF: *twitches and drinks coffee* So c-c-cold.
I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *cries* ;_; This sucks... Don't flame me! By the way, go read "Discipline Me" and leave a good review! =D If you're a true Saifuu fan and under the age of 17 you'll ignore the fact it's rated R! I did! ^_^
Buh-bye
MZF