The Telemarketers Meet the Outer Senshi
Chapter Two
A/N: First, the Replies to those wonderful, lovely, excellent, cherished, everything else nice you can think of people who were kind enough to be real nice and review!! This second chapter is dedicated to you guys! ^.~;;
These names are written in the order I saw when I got those blessed 7 emails ^^...
Tema Krempley: I'm glad ya like it! As you can see lol I've written up a second chapter of this story. Please r/r again! ^_^;;;; Many thanks to infinity, dear reviewer...god that sounded mideavil time ish..oh well ^^
Aqua Rhapsody: Once again I'm glad you like it too! ^^ As you, and I think a couple other people requested a chappie on when the Inners get attacked by EVIL telemaketers, I've written up a chappie-ness ^^ r/r and enjoy most of all! Domo arigatou gozaimasu ^^
Ami KittyCat Misuno: S'good that it's funny! As they say, the more you laugh the longer you live so lets hope we all live real long! Lol hai, one day I'm gonna pull the Trista one on a telemarketer....those bakas are gonna be so scared lol. DOMO ARIGATOU FOR REVIEWING! ^^
SkyGoddessHaruka: Glad ya luv it! ^^ I am writing more so r/r please? ^^ TODAH RABAH MEYOD! (thank you very much! ^^ in hebrew)
Stacy M. Shanahan: Ooo nice idea with Villans being attacked by bad bad bad sales calls..will devote a chapter to ya just for that idea and yes I am gonna! ^.~;; Ty soo much for reviewing!
Michelle Ann/Myst Lady: Glad to write up plenty more for ya ^.~;;; keep on checking it out k? ^^ Ty!!!!
md-bookworm: Ah, there we go, the other person who requested an Inner- Telemarketer ficcie. This one is for you and Aqua! Along with all the other wonderful people in this world who are so kind ^^ Writing this one real funny, hope you like!! Okietay peeps...on with el story!
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The Inners are just hanging out around Raye's temple in one of those famous study session groups that never seem to work all too much. They are blind to the fact of the BAD BAD BAD calls from evil beings known as telemarketers who are about to call them...FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!! Ehehe! R/r and enjoy!
*phone rings*
Amy: *eyes phone then goes back to math* Ok, so #27....8x - 37 is less than 210.75....*talks more math stuff*
*phone rings again*
Serena: PHONE!! *picks it up* Hi!
Telemarketer: Hello I am with Mastercard....are you interested?
Serena: Um, first I want some cookies! ...You do have cookies right? *whinie voice*
Telemarketer: Miss, are you over 18?
Serena: I WANT MY COOKIES AND I WANT IT NOWWWW!!!!! Um....no.
Telemarketer: Is there anyone over 18?
Serena: There's grampa. BUT NO SPEAKIE TO HIM UNLESS I GET MY COOKIEESSSS!!!!!!
Telemarketer: Um, yes, yes indeed...cookies. May I speak to this....ern...grampa?
Serena: YOU MEANIE!!! FOR YOUR FUTURE QUEEN YOU SHOULD GIMME COOKIES WHEN I WANT MY COOKIES!! *hangs up* Ok, wait, so how do you do #27??
Raye: Air-head. *phone rings...again*
*Raye picks up the phone*
Raye: ....hello....
Telemarketer: Hi! How are you today? *voice is so darn sugary you could get cavaties just by listening to it*
Raye: ....you have reached my voice...my mind is somewhere where you are not....please leave a message at the sound of the click.... *"I See Dead People" voice*
Telemarketer: Ok, so, how would you like a prepaid phone card for 5200$? (A/N: yes, same telemarketer who Tara bugged the heck outta)
Raye: ...you have reached a void...you will be sucked up into nothingness in 5.....4......3.......2.......1.5.......1.4......
Telemarketer: Nothingness?
Raye: ....1.3........1.2........1.1......1....this recording will now self destruct....BBAAAAMMM!!!!!! *click* *hang up*
Serena: DUDE RAYE YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT, BLINK ALREADY!! *hide behind Lita*
Raye: That was just my handy-dandy way of getting rid of telemarketers. Back to....number 2 or 7? Or was it....?
Mina: 27, genius
Raye: *mutter*
*phone rings*
Mina: *picks up phone* Yes?
Telemarketer: Hello, are you interested in taking a phone survey with Target?
Mina: What's a phone? What's a survey? What's a target? Where is the universe? When was it born? Are there really little green men out in space? Did girls really used to wear poof in the olden days? Did guys really wear tights? When was the phone invented? What's a phone? What language am I speaking? Am I speaking? Does the light in the fridge really go off when you close it? What's light? Is light even a word? What color is yellow made of? Is cheese real? Who invented homework? What is homework? Is it that stuff teachers give you to do at home and it's work? If so, why do they do it? Is--
Telemarketer: An electrical object. Something you answer. A closing circular ring with a dot in the middle. I do not know. Approximately a bagillion years ago. No. Yes. Yes. 1867 (A/N: ???). An electrical object. Japanese. Yes. Yes. Photons. Yes. Orange and white. Yes. I do not know. The stuff your teachers give you to do at home and it's work. What I just said. To annoy you. Now....survey?
Mina: Dude *hangs up* *turns to group* he answerd all my totally wierd questions!
Serena: Wow...someone for once speaks Mina.
Mina: *mutter* at least I hooked Andrew the other day.
All: YOU WHAT?!
Mina: Hehehehehe back to math ok number 27 you minus 8 from both sides and leave x........*stares* what? I studied..yeah I did Raye!
*phone rings yet again....Lita picks up* Helllooooooo????
Telemarketer: Hi, I'm with AT&T. Are you interested in switching phone companies?
Lita: KKIIIIIAAAAIIIII!!!!! KA - RA - TE ---- CHOP!!!!!!!!!! (Kiai - shout of spirit...learnt that in karate)
Telemarketer: Nice. Which phone server are you currently connected with?
Lita: Speak English please.
Telemarketer: But this is Japan.
Lita: SPEAK ENGLISH OR ELSE!!
Telemarketer: Ok. *speaks in English now* So, are you--
Lita: I don't know what you're saying....are you saying I'm an idiot? I wouldn't do that if I were you, you know I have my blackbelt and I have a bad temper and if you got on my bad side it wouldn't be good because I don't like it when people speak other languages I don't understand
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
Lita: Bad telemarketer...you didn't ask me anything. *actually knew what he was saying* *puts phone back on hook*
All: *face vault and sweatdrop*
*phone rings once again. Amy stands up, angered.*
Serena: RUN!! RUN AMY IS MAD OH FOR THE LOVE OF DARIEN RUN!!!!
Lita, Mina, Luna, Artemis, Raye, and Mina: *chibi fall*
Raye: Poor girl's lost it.
Amy: *picks up phone* YES MAY I HELP YOU, DEAR SIR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Telemarketer: *shifty voice* First, do you know anyone who...ern....knows where I live? (A/N: member Trist-san from first chappie-chap? ^.^)
Amy: Yes. Yes I do. I shall tell her you called.
Telemarketer: NOOO don't get her on the phone please she's gonna send someone to-- oh yes. Sorry. Um, are you interested in a prepaid Visa Mastercard?
Amy: Ah, but you know, DEAREST SIR, I am trying to study for my highschool exam with my friends, IF I do not pass I shall tell the one who you spoke to earlier to send someone to you, AND if she does that you will not call me again, AND if you do not call me again, IT will only mean one thing, AND that ONE thing is, sir, that you...have been....shall we say EXCECTUED????
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
All: *hide from Amy*
Rini: What's a telemarketer?
All: *chibi fall and sweatdrop:: Rini, you don't wanna know *say all together*
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and so ends yet another chappieness of *echo* THE TELEMARKETER ATTACKS *echo times a bagillion*. Lol r/r and I might just post two more! In the next episode of, *boomy, echoey voice* THE TELEMARKETER ATTACKS, *eeeeccchhooooo*, we see that those durned baka's will even go so far as to....what! Can this be true? ATTACK THE....NEGAVERSE?? Is it REALLY possible? Will they ever make it out of Beryl's (in need of serious showering) hands? HOW CAN YOU STOP YOURSELF FROM CLICKING THE BLUE BUTTON BELOW TO FIND OUT??? The suspense! The drama! Oh, the action and telemarketing annoyness! Don'tcha just wanna know? Click el button and send me an el email to (hehe no not this time) find out!!! XD
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A/N: First, the Replies to those wonderful, lovely, excellent, cherished, everything else nice you can think of people who were kind enough to be real nice and review!! This second chapter is dedicated to you guys! ^.~;;
These names are written in the order I saw when I got those blessed 7 emails ^^...
Tema Krempley: I'm glad ya like it! As you can see lol I've written up a second chapter of this story. Please r/r again! ^_^;;;; Many thanks to infinity, dear reviewer...god that sounded mideavil time ish..oh well ^^
Aqua Rhapsody: Once again I'm glad you like it too! ^^ As you, and I think a couple other people requested a chappie on when the Inners get attacked by EVIL telemaketers, I've written up a chappie-ness ^^ r/r and enjoy most of all! Domo arigatou gozaimasu ^^
Ami KittyCat Misuno: S'good that it's funny! As they say, the more you laugh the longer you live so lets hope we all live real long! Lol hai, one day I'm gonna pull the Trista one on a telemarketer....those bakas are gonna be so scared lol. DOMO ARIGATOU FOR REVIEWING! ^^
SkyGoddessHaruka: Glad ya luv it! ^^ I am writing more so r/r please? ^^ TODAH RABAH MEYOD! (thank you very much! ^^ in hebrew)
Stacy M. Shanahan: Ooo nice idea with Villans being attacked by bad bad bad sales calls..will devote a chapter to ya just for that idea and yes I am gonna! ^.~;; Ty soo much for reviewing!
Michelle Ann/Myst Lady: Glad to write up plenty more for ya ^.~;;; keep on checking it out k? ^^ Ty!!!!
md-bookworm: Ah, there we go, the other person who requested an Inner- Telemarketer ficcie. This one is for you and Aqua! Along with all the other wonderful people in this world who are so kind ^^ Writing this one real funny, hope you like!! Okietay peeps...on with el story!
~~~
The Inners are just hanging out around Raye's temple in one of those famous study session groups that never seem to work all too much. They are blind to the fact of the BAD BAD BAD calls from evil beings known as telemarketers who are about to call them...FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!! Ehehe! R/r and enjoy!
*phone rings*
Amy: *eyes phone then goes back to math* Ok, so #27....8x - 37 is less than 210.75....*talks more math stuff*
*phone rings again*
Serena: PHONE!! *picks it up* Hi!
Telemarketer: Hello I am with Mastercard....are you interested?
Serena: Um, first I want some cookies! ...You do have cookies right? *whinie voice*
Telemarketer: Miss, are you over 18?
Serena: I WANT MY COOKIES AND I WANT IT NOWWWW!!!!! Um....no.
Telemarketer: Is there anyone over 18?
Serena: There's grampa. BUT NO SPEAKIE TO HIM UNLESS I GET MY COOKIEESSSS!!!!!!
Telemarketer: Um, yes, yes indeed...cookies. May I speak to this....ern...grampa?
Serena: YOU MEANIE!!! FOR YOUR FUTURE QUEEN YOU SHOULD GIMME COOKIES WHEN I WANT MY COOKIES!! *hangs up* Ok, wait, so how do you do #27??
Raye: Air-head. *phone rings...again*
*Raye picks up the phone*
Raye: ....hello....
Telemarketer: Hi! How are you today? *voice is so darn sugary you could get cavaties just by listening to it*
Raye: ....you have reached my voice...my mind is somewhere where you are not....please leave a message at the sound of the click.... *"I See Dead People" voice*
Telemarketer: Ok, so, how would you like a prepaid phone card for 5200$? (A/N: yes, same telemarketer who Tara bugged the heck outta)
Raye: ...you have reached a void...you will be sucked up into nothingness in 5.....4......3.......2.......1.5.......1.4......
Telemarketer: Nothingness?
Raye: ....1.3........1.2........1.1......1....this recording will now self destruct....BBAAAAMMM!!!!!! *click* *hang up*
Serena: DUDE RAYE YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT, BLINK ALREADY!! *hide behind Lita*
Raye: That was just my handy-dandy way of getting rid of telemarketers. Back to....number 2 or 7? Or was it....?
Mina: 27, genius
Raye: *mutter*
*phone rings*
Mina: *picks up phone* Yes?
Telemarketer: Hello, are you interested in taking a phone survey with Target?
Mina: What's a phone? What's a survey? What's a target? Where is the universe? When was it born? Are there really little green men out in space? Did girls really used to wear poof in the olden days? Did guys really wear tights? When was the phone invented? What's a phone? What language am I speaking? Am I speaking? Does the light in the fridge really go off when you close it? What's light? Is light even a word? What color is yellow made of? Is cheese real? Who invented homework? What is homework? Is it that stuff teachers give you to do at home and it's work? If so, why do they do it? Is--
Telemarketer: An electrical object. Something you answer. A closing circular ring with a dot in the middle. I do not know. Approximately a bagillion years ago. No. Yes. Yes. 1867 (A/N: ???). An electrical object. Japanese. Yes. Yes. Photons. Yes. Orange and white. Yes. I do not know. The stuff your teachers give you to do at home and it's work. What I just said. To annoy you. Now....survey?
Mina: Dude *hangs up* *turns to group* he answerd all my totally wierd questions!
Serena: Wow...someone for once speaks Mina.
Mina: *mutter* at least I hooked Andrew the other day.
All: YOU WHAT?!
Mina: Hehehehehe back to math ok number 27 you minus 8 from both sides and leave x........*stares* what? I studied..yeah I did Raye!
*phone rings yet again....Lita picks up* Helllooooooo????
Telemarketer: Hi, I'm with AT&T. Are you interested in switching phone companies?
Lita: KKIIIIIAAAAIIIII!!!!! KA - RA - TE ---- CHOP!!!!!!!!!! (Kiai - shout of spirit...learnt that in karate)
Telemarketer: Nice. Which phone server are you currently connected with?
Lita: Speak English please.
Telemarketer: But this is Japan.
Lita: SPEAK ENGLISH OR ELSE!!
Telemarketer: Ok. *speaks in English now* So, are you--
Lita: I don't know what you're saying....are you saying I'm an idiot? I wouldn't do that if I were you, you know I have my blackbelt and I have a bad temper and if you got on my bad side it wouldn't be good because I don't like it when people speak other languages I don't understand
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
Lita: Bad telemarketer...you didn't ask me anything. *actually knew what he was saying* *puts phone back on hook*
All: *face vault and sweatdrop*
*phone rings once again. Amy stands up, angered.*
Serena: RUN!! RUN AMY IS MAD OH FOR THE LOVE OF DARIEN RUN!!!!
Lita, Mina, Luna, Artemis, Raye, and Mina: *chibi fall*
Raye: Poor girl's lost it.
Amy: *picks up phone* YES MAY I HELP YOU, DEAR SIR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Telemarketer: *shifty voice* First, do you know anyone who...ern....knows where I live? (A/N: member Trist-san from first chappie-chap? ^.^)
Amy: Yes. Yes I do. I shall tell her you called.
Telemarketer: NOOO don't get her on the phone please she's gonna send someone to-- oh yes. Sorry. Um, are you interested in a prepaid Visa Mastercard?
Amy: Ah, but you know, DEAREST SIR, I am trying to study for my highschool exam with my friends, IF I do not pass I shall tell the one who you spoke to earlier to send someone to you, AND if she does that you will not call me again, AND if you do not call me again, IT will only mean one thing, AND that ONE thing is, sir, that you...have been....shall we say EXCECTUED????
Telemarketer: *hangs up*
All: *hide from Amy*
Rini: What's a telemarketer?
All: *chibi fall and sweatdrop:: Rini, you don't wanna know *say all together*
~~~
and so ends yet another chappieness of *echo* THE TELEMARKETER ATTACKS *echo times a bagillion*. Lol r/r and I might just post two more! In the next episode of, *boomy, echoey voice* THE TELEMARKETER ATTACKS, *eeeeccchhooooo*, we see that those durned baka's will even go so far as to....what! Can this be true? ATTACK THE....NEGAVERSE?? Is it REALLY possible? Will they ever make it out of Beryl's (in need of serious showering) hands? HOW CAN YOU STOP YOURSELF FROM CLICKING THE BLUE BUTTON BELOW TO FIND OUT??? The suspense! The drama! Oh, the action and telemarketing annoyness! Don'tcha just wanna know? Click el button and send me an el email to (hehe no not this time) find out!!! XD
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