The Telemarketers Meet the Senshi
Chapter Four: Dude, It's the Death Busters!
A/N: Heyy guys!! Sorry it took so long ::hides from Bobo...sweatdrop:: lol!! Ok, well I've had a lotta stuff going on the past few days and my back hurts from walking to school and back every single day cause that guy thing didn't send the bus passes!! Ern...yeah lol. So anyways here is chapter four, if I get a few more reviews I can promise either another Outer Senshi chapter OR for ya other people, a Three Lights chappie! XD!!!
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Dr. Tomoe is giving one of those lesson things on heart-snatching again to Eugile, Tellulu, Mimete, Viluy, Cyprine when the phone rings. It's not even supposed to be there but it is so Tomoe goes over and picks it up.
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Dr. Tomoe: Yes?
Telemarketer: Hello sir!!! How are you today???
Dr. Tomoe: ....Right.
Telemarketer: Okay! So, sir, are you interested in a prepaid platinum visa card with a 0.001% interest rate?? (A/N: I dunno what I mean by this lol)
Dr. Tomoe: A prepaid what?
Telemarketer: A credit card, dear sir!! Are you interested??
Dr. Tomoe: Do you want to get heart snatched?
Telemarketer: Eh?
Dr. Tomoe: I said do you want to get heart snatched or become a member of my team who'se ultimate goal is to get the Purity Chalice and complete world domination...oops!!!!!!!!! I didn't say that!!!!! Uh, Hotaru! Hotaru, turn down that TV!!! HOTARU TURN DOWN THE TV!!! HOTARU I SAID TURN DOWN THAT TV!!!!!!
Hotaru: *appears outta the shadows* But my TV's broken!!!!!!! And I can't even watch Gilmore Girls because it's broken!!!!!!
Dr. Tomoe: HOTARU GO ALONG WITH WHAT I'M SAYING!!!! I JUST TOLD THIS TELEMARKETER THAT WE'RE TRYING TO GET WORLD DOMINATION AND YOU NEED TO AGREE WITH ME!!!! SO TURN THAT TV DOWN!!! *goes back to telemarketer* Hi.
Telemarketer: Uhh.....bye!
Dr. Tomoe: WAIT YOU LITTLE...!!! DO NOT REPEAT WHAT I SAID TO MY DAUGHTER ABOUT TURNING HER TV DOWN WHEN IT'S BROKEN AND THAT SHE HAS TO TURN IT DOWN AND THAT I AM PLANNING TO DOMINATE THE WORLD---HOTARU TURN OFF THAT RADIO!!!
Hotaru: It's broken too.
Telemarketer: *hangs up* MOMMY A MAN IS TRYIING TO KILL THE WORLD MOMMMMYYYYY!!!!
Dr. Tomoe: Darn it. Lost another victim to the telephones....BLAST IT!!
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Class: *blink*
Mimete: *looking at a pic of the newest magazine hottie*
*phone rings and scares el stuffing outta Mimete*
Mimete: *picks up phone* Yeah?
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Telemarketer: HI PARAKEETNESSES!!!
Mimete: *blink* Uh....who...?
Telemarketer: *hyper* Hii!! I, like, have a call for youuu!!! It's for swiiitching to AT&T!!!
Mimete: *stare* right.
Telemarketer: CHEESE IS FOOOODDD!!! AND IT'S YUMMYY!!!!!!!
Mimete: You odd person you.
Telemarketer: Wanna switch to Ay Teeeeeee and Teeeeeeeeeeeeee??????????
Mimete: Nah that's okay.
Telemarketer: *sob* MEANIE!!
Mimete: You're wierd.
Telemarketer: *sniff* want a phone ceeeaaarrrddddd??
Mimete: Got one already.
Telemarketer: *sssooobbbb*
Mimete: Um...are...you....o..k??
Telemarketer: MOMMY, MOMMY SHE WAS MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEE!! *hangs up*
Mimete: *blink, stare* uhm.....right....ssuuure...yeeeah...mmmhm.
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*Tellulu goes to call her latest boyfriend [who was really a cheesecake] when the phone rings...picks it up anyways*
Telemarketer: Hi Miss, I work with Target, we are currently selling--
Tellulu: *cuts off telemarketer* POKEMON MON MON MON MON MON MON MON MON...
Telemarketer: Actually, we're selling--
Tellulu: *again* POKEMON MON MON MON MON MON MON MON MON...
Telemarketer: Um--
Tellulu: RAICHU, USE THUNDERBOTLS NOW!!
Some Yellow Mouse Thing That Appeared Outta Nowhere: RRAAAAAIIIIICCCHHHHHUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! *zap*
Telemarketer: *Fries* Um....
Tellulu: POKEMON MON MON MON MON MON!!!! I WANNA BEEEEEE, THE VEERY BEESTT, LIKE NOOO ONNNEEE EVER WWWWAAASSS, *da da da DAAA* TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL QUEST, TO TRAAIN THEM IS MY CCAAAAUUUSSEE *dun dun dun* I WILL TRAAVEEEL 'CROSS THE LAND... *da da da* SEARCHING FAAAR AND WIIIDDEEEE *da da da DA* EACH POKEMON, TO UNNNDDEEERRRSTAAAND, THE POWWER THAT'S INSIIIIIDEE *da da da* GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, IT'S YOU AND MEEE, *swish* I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINYYY, *POKEMON* OHHHHH YOU'RE MY BEEST FRIIIIEEEEND, IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEENDD, POKEMON! A HEART SO TRRRRUUUEE, OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THRRROUUUGGGGH, YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEEEACH YOUUUU, POOOKEEEEEMMOOOOONNNN... *whish* GOTTA CATCH 'EM AAAALLLLLL, PPOOOOKKEEMMOONN!!!!!
Telemarketer: *bbbblllllliiiiinnnnkkkkkk* Um.....right...?
Tellulu: GO, VAPOREON!!! ICE BEAM!!!!
Telemarketer: MOMMY A TV SHOW IS REAL MOOMOMMMYYYY!!! *hangs up and runs*
Tellulu: *shrugs and hums the Pokemon song to herself while playing her gamegirl*
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Eugile: *yawns as phone rings* *picks it up* Yeah?
Telemarketer: Hello miss. Did you know you qualify for a prepaid visa mastercard?
Eugile: A what?
Telemarketer: A credit card.
Eugile: Nah, that's okay, I already used Dr. Tomoe's up
Dr. Tomoe: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;; YOU WHAT?!
Eugile: OH! Look at the time, I must go!
Telemarketer: Uh...wait! Wait wait wait! You don't have to pay for this one at all!
Eugile: I'M ABOUT TA GET KILLED HERE IF YA DUN MIND,
Telemarketer: Go right along then. I'll be waiting.
Eugile: Shut up, you egatistical mongoose!
Telemarketer: Is that so, radioactive cheesecake!
Eugile: Yes it is, monosodium-glutimate icecream! Now goodbye! *hangs up*
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All: *blink*
Dr. Tomoe: Egatistical what?
Mimete: Monosodium glue-a-guy?
Tellulu: Mongoose?!
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*the phone rings*
Viluy: *picks it up* Hello? *in snooty schoolgirl voice*
Telemarketer: Please hold. We have an important call for you.
Viluy: No you don't!
Telemarketer: Yes we do!
Viluy: How do you know?
Telemarketer: Because I'm a telemarketer!
Viluy: But you don't have ultimate control of the universe!
Telemarketer: So?
Viluy: YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN, YOU OVER-RATED PERV!
Telemarketer: You're wearing my undershirt!
Viluy: I would never--!!
Dr. Tomoe: *cuts in on the other line* Ok, telemarketer get your hands off of Vil's guy and don't try anything with him or else you'll get heartsnatched and Vil give the telemarketer back his undershirt and anything else you stole from him.
Viluy: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID?!
Dr. Tomoe: Vil, remember I'm doing the shopping for dinner tonight...
Telemarketer: Is there something odd here or is it just me?
Vil and Dr. Tomoe: YES THERE IS SOMETHING ODD
Viluy: It's you, telemarketer! And don't go near my guy!
Dr. Tomoe: Yeah! Go away you big meanie!
All: *hang up*
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Cyprine: *eyes the phone as it rings and picks it up*
Telemarketer: HIII!!!
Cyprine: Hi!
Telemarketer: Want a phone card?
Cyprine: Hi!
Telemarketer: Are you ok?
Cyprine: Hi!
Telemaketer: Miss?
Cyprine: Hi!
Telemarketer: ...Miss...?
Cyprine: Hi!
Telemarketer: Listen you stupid fool of a thing...say something other than hi!
Cyprine: Nope! *hangs up*
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Dr. Tomoe: Vil...Vil where is my credit card...
Vil: *hides behind Mimete and Tellulu*
Dr. Tomoe: Vil...
Vil: *-.-;;; runs and hides in a bathroom*
Dr. Tomoe: Vil, I want my credit card...
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END! So, ya like?? ^^;;;
Keep an eye out for chapter four okay?
JA! ~TaraSaturn~
A/N: Heyy guys!! Sorry it took so long ::hides from Bobo...sweatdrop:: lol!! Ok, well I've had a lotta stuff going on the past few days and my back hurts from walking to school and back every single day cause that guy thing didn't send the bus passes!! Ern...yeah lol. So anyways here is chapter four, if I get a few more reviews I can promise either another Outer Senshi chapter OR for ya other people, a Three Lights chappie! XD!!!
~~~
Dr. Tomoe is giving one of those lesson things on heart-snatching again to Eugile, Tellulu, Mimete, Viluy, Cyprine when the phone rings. It's not even supposed to be there but it is so Tomoe goes over and picks it up.
~~~
Dr. Tomoe: Yes?
Telemarketer: Hello sir!!! How are you today???
Dr. Tomoe: ....Right.
Telemarketer: Okay! So, sir, are you interested in a prepaid platinum visa card with a 0.001% interest rate?? (A/N: I dunno what I mean by this lol)
Dr. Tomoe: A prepaid what?
Telemarketer: A credit card, dear sir!! Are you interested??
Dr. Tomoe: Do you want to get heart snatched?
Telemarketer: Eh?
Dr. Tomoe: I said do you want to get heart snatched or become a member of my team who'se ultimate goal is to get the Purity Chalice and complete world domination...oops!!!!!!!!! I didn't say that!!!!! Uh, Hotaru! Hotaru, turn down that TV!!! HOTARU TURN DOWN THE TV!!! HOTARU I SAID TURN DOWN THAT TV!!!!!!
Hotaru: *appears outta the shadows* But my TV's broken!!!!!!! And I can't even watch Gilmore Girls because it's broken!!!!!!
Dr. Tomoe: HOTARU GO ALONG WITH WHAT I'M SAYING!!!! I JUST TOLD THIS TELEMARKETER THAT WE'RE TRYING TO GET WORLD DOMINATION AND YOU NEED TO AGREE WITH ME!!!! SO TURN THAT TV DOWN!!! *goes back to telemarketer* Hi.
Telemarketer: Uhh.....bye!
Dr. Tomoe: WAIT YOU LITTLE...!!! DO NOT REPEAT WHAT I SAID TO MY DAUGHTER ABOUT TURNING HER TV DOWN WHEN IT'S BROKEN AND THAT SHE HAS TO TURN IT DOWN AND THAT I AM PLANNING TO DOMINATE THE WORLD---HOTARU TURN OFF THAT RADIO!!!
Hotaru: It's broken too.
Telemarketer: *hangs up* MOMMY A MAN IS TRYIING TO KILL THE WORLD MOMMMMYYYYY!!!!
Dr. Tomoe: Darn it. Lost another victim to the telephones....BLAST IT!!
~
Class: *blink*
Mimete: *looking at a pic of the newest magazine hottie*
*phone rings and scares el stuffing outta Mimete*
Mimete: *picks up phone* Yeah?
~
Telemarketer: HI PARAKEETNESSES!!!
Mimete: *blink* Uh....who...?
Telemarketer: *hyper* Hii!! I, like, have a call for youuu!!! It's for swiiitching to AT&T!!!
Mimete: *stare* right.
Telemarketer: CHEESE IS FOOOODDD!!! AND IT'S YUMMYY!!!!!!!
Mimete: You odd person you.
Telemarketer: Wanna switch to Ay Teeeeeee and Teeeeeeeeeeeeee??????????
Mimete: Nah that's okay.
Telemarketer: *sob* MEANIE!!
Mimete: You're wierd.
Telemarketer: *sniff* want a phone ceeeaaarrrddddd??
Mimete: Got one already.
Telemarketer: *sssooobbbb*
Mimete: Um...are...you....o..k??
Telemarketer: MOMMY, MOMMY SHE WAS MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEE!! *hangs up*
Mimete: *blink, stare* uhm.....right....ssuuure...yeeeah...mmmhm.
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*Tellulu goes to call her latest boyfriend [who was really a cheesecake] when the phone rings...picks it up anyways*
Telemarketer: Hi Miss, I work with Target, we are currently selling--
Tellulu: *cuts off telemarketer* POKEMON MON MON MON MON MON MON MON MON...
Telemarketer: Actually, we're selling--
Tellulu: *again* POKEMON MON MON MON MON MON MON MON MON...
Telemarketer: Um--
Tellulu: RAICHU, USE THUNDERBOTLS NOW!!
Some Yellow Mouse Thing That Appeared Outta Nowhere: RRAAAAAIIIIICCCHHHHHUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! *zap*
Telemarketer: *Fries* Um....
Tellulu: POKEMON MON MON MON MON MON!!!! I WANNA BEEEEEE, THE VEERY BEESTT, LIKE NOOO ONNNEEE EVER WWWWAAASSS, *da da da DAAA* TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL QUEST, TO TRAAIN THEM IS MY CCAAAAUUUSSEE *dun dun dun* I WILL TRAAVEEEL 'CROSS THE LAND... *da da da* SEARCHING FAAAR AND WIIIDDEEEE *da da da DA* EACH POKEMON, TO UNNNDDEEERRRSTAAAND, THE POWWER THAT'S INSIIIIIDEE *da da da* GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, IT'S YOU AND MEEE, *swish* I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINYYY, *POKEMON* OHHHHH YOU'RE MY BEEST FRIIIIEEEEND, IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEEEEENDD, POKEMON! A HEART SO TRRRRUUUEE, OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THRRROUUUGGGGH, YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEEEACH YOUUUU, POOOKEEEEEMMOOOOONNNN... *whish* GOTTA CATCH 'EM AAAALLLLLL, PPOOOOKKEEMMOONN!!!!!
Telemarketer: *bbbblllllliiiiinnnnkkkkkk* Um.....right...?
Tellulu: GO, VAPOREON!!! ICE BEAM!!!!
Telemarketer: MOMMY A TV SHOW IS REAL MOOMOMMMYYYY!!! *hangs up and runs*
Tellulu: *shrugs and hums the Pokemon song to herself while playing her gamegirl*
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Eugile: *yawns as phone rings* *picks it up* Yeah?
Telemarketer: Hello miss. Did you know you qualify for a prepaid visa mastercard?
Eugile: A what?
Telemarketer: A credit card.
Eugile: Nah, that's okay, I already used Dr. Tomoe's up
Dr. Tomoe: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;; YOU WHAT?!
Eugile: OH! Look at the time, I must go!
Telemarketer: Uh...wait! Wait wait wait! You don't have to pay for this one at all!
Eugile: I'M ABOUT TA GET KILLED HERE IF YA DUN MIND,
Telemarketer: Go right along then. I'll be waiting.
Eugile: Shut up, you egatistical mongoose!
Telemarketer: Is that so, radioactive cheesecake!
Eugile: Yes it is, monosodium-glutimate icecream! Now goodbye! *hangs up*
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All: *blink*
Dr. Tomoe: Egatistical what?
Mimete: Monosodium glue-a-guy?
Tellulu: Mongoose?!
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*the phone rings*
Viluy: *picks it up* Hello? *in snooty schoolgirl voice*
Telemarketer: Please hold. We have an important call for you.
Viluy: No you don't!
Telemarketer: Yes we do!
Viluy: How do you know?
Telemarketer: Because I'm a telemarketer!
Viluy: But you don't have ultimate control of the universe!
Telemarketer: So?
Viluy: YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN, YOU OVER-RATED PERV!
Telemarketer: You're wearing my undershirt!
Viluy: I would never--!!
Dr. Tomoe: *cuts in on the other line* Ok, telemarketer get your hands off of Vil's guy and don't try anything with him or else you'll get heartsnatched and Vil give the telemarketer back his undershirt and anything else you stole from him.
Viluy: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID?!
Dr. Tomoe: Vil, remember I'm doing the shopping for dinner tonight...
Telemarketer: Is there something odd here or is it just me?
Vil and Dr. Tomoe: YES THERE IS SOMETHING ODD
Viluy: It's you, telemarketer! And don't go near my guy!
Dr. Tomoe: Yeah! Go away you big meanie!
All: *hang up*
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Cyprine: *eyes the phone as it rings and picks it up*
Telemarketer: HIII!!!
Cyprine: Hi!
Telemarketer: Want a phone card?
Cyprine: Hi!
Telemarketer: Are you ok?
Cyprine: Hi!
Telemaketer: Miss?
Cyprine: Hi!
Telemarketer: ...Miss...?
Cyprine: Hi!
Telemarketer: Listen you stupid fool of a thing...say something other than hi!
Cyprine: Nope! *hangs up*
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Dr. Tomoe: Vil...Vil where is my credit card...
Vil: *hides behind Mimete and Tellulu*
Dr. Tomoe: Vil...
Vil: *-.-;;; runs and hides in a bathroom*
Dr. Tomoe: Vil, I want my credit card...
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END! So, ya like?? ^^;;;
Keep an eye out for chapter four okay?
JA! ~TaraSaturn~