The Telemarketers Meet the Senshi
Chapter Five: Zirc, Who
Put the Phone Here?!
A/N: Yo! I got like soo many requests for a Dark Moon Circus chapter..um. Lol, I hope I got this right! *Aren't* the dream snatcher people the Dark Moon Circus? I think they are...if they're not tell me! Hehe, I don't pay much attention to the names of the bad people all too much, hehe...anywho, even if I got it wrong this chap will be funny ok? ^^;; and PLEASE REVIEW MORE! ^.^ ::blushes at one review:: lol Myst Lady I'm not that cool lol...but ty!! ^^;;;
Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I had no idea this story would become so popular.
YAY! I finally got around to writing this...and now I have more requests to fill out. One person reccomended mixing the Outers and Starlights in the next chap....I'll give it a shot XD;;
On with the story!
~~~
That ugly old guy named Zirconia is talking to the Amazon Trio and the Amazon Quartet one night about how delicious cheesecake is. [worship the cheesecake! I commandeth thee!]. The trio is [are? o.o] wondering how they got out of that Pegasus forest thing and somehow back into their bodies. [in this story Fish-eye is a girl], and PallaPalla and JunJun are eyeing the cheesecake in a frezy of hyper active mongeesenessesmoo [o.o;;?], waiting for the flying eyeball to go away so that they can eat...WHEN! DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAA!! THE PHONE RINGS!! How did it get there? wonder the amazed people. WHO WOULD DARE INTERUPT CHEESECAKE?!, they wonder further. AND WHY DON'T YOU FEEL THE EARTH SPIN?!, they cannot answer the last question because the phone is too loud, and it is evil! So they pick it up! AND ALAS, WHO CAN IT BE?! YES! YOU'RE RIGHT! A TELEMARKETER!! HAHA! Um..hi. AND I LOVE BEING A NUTCASE!!
~~~
JunJun: *picks up phone* yeah?
Telemarketer: Hi Miss. How are you today?
JunJun: Cheesecake.
Telemarketer: Ah, yes, yes indeed..cheesecake...mm... Ah! Sorry. Um, wanna switch to AT&T?
JunJun: I think we have AT&T already. Why does my hair smell like smoke? [p.p;;;]
Telemarketer: Oh. Well, do you want a free phone line?
JunJun: Got like 50 already. Mongeese are fun to poke!
Telemarketer: Right. Are you over the age of--
JunJun: Yeah yeah, I don't need the shpeel, I'm under 35, I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't drive. I graduated college 35 years ago and I work as a kid for a guy wanting to take over the world. I make no sense. Cheese is food.
Telemarketer: *blink* um, I was gonna ask are you over 13...
JunJun: Um...yes. At least I think so. I lost count some 10 years ago.
Telemarketer: Um..
JunJun: Do you like sports?
Telemarketer: Do you like AT&T?
JunJun: I asked first!
Telemarketer: No you didn't.
JunJun: Yeah I did. I gotta go milk my dog.
Telemarketer: Don't you mean cow?
JunJun: WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?! DOG MILK IS JUST AS GOOD EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO BE GOOD FOR HUMANS...OH, WILL THE CONSPIRACY NEVER END?! *overly dramatic*
Telemarketer: ....Are you high?
JunJun: ZZZZIIIIIIIRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zirc: LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE!!
Telemarketer: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Zirc: Um..I didn't mean THAT way..
Telemarketer: Oh.
JunJun: I want ice cream!
Zirc: Telemarketer, get her ice cream
Telemarketer: No
Zirc: I COMMAND YOU!
Telemarketer: Bow to the cheesecake! *hangs up*
~
JunJun: *mutter* icceee creeaamm....
*phone rings*
~
Fish-eye: Moo? *picks it up* Er, I mean....fish?
Telemarketer: Fish? Where's fish? I WANT FISH!!
Hawks-eye: *cuts in* LEAVE FISH ALONE OR I'LL...I'LL....I'LL EAT YOU!
Telemarketer: FISH IS A PERSON?!
Hawk and Fish: YES FISH IS A PERSON...WHAT DID YOU THINK?!
Telemarketer: Well, the fish is usually an ocean animal found in water that cannot live out of water and it eats things in the water and---
Fish-eye: SHHADDAAP! I AM FISH!!!
Telemarketer: o.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; um....
Hawks-eye: ONE!
Fish-eye: TWO!
Zirc: You're attempting this through a phone...?
Telemarketer: Um...hi?
Zirc: I'm surrounded by idiots.
---
Author: SHAADAP YA OLD WIERD LOOKING THING!! I'M WRITING THIS STORY HERE!!
All: Precisely.
Author: I have a fork. Be careful. *whips out fork from some subspace place thing*
All: -.-;;
Author: MY FORK DOES NOT LIKE BEING INSULTED...ON WITH THE STORY....
---
Telemarketer: Um, you do know that I'm still on the phone...right? Should I go?
--
Author: Noo, just stay there and watch the insanity....*fork*
--
Zirc: Geat outta hea!
Fish-eye: Eh?
Zirc: I said 'Get outta here' to the Telemarketer.
Fish-eye: Oh.
Telemarketer: Oh, too. *hangs up...wonders who the nutcase with the fork is*
--
Author: I HEARD THAT...ER....MOO..
--
PallaPalla: I'M BORED!
CereCere: ME TOO!
VesVes: ME THREEE!
JunJun: ME FOUR!
Fish-eye: ME FIVE!!
Tigers-eye: ME SIX!!
Hawks-eye: OH, SHADDAP! *picks up phone*
~
Hawks-eye: Yellow?
Telemarketer: Yellow?
Hawks-eye: Huh?
Telemarketer: Huh?
Hawks-eye: Eh?
Telemarketer: Eh?
Haws-eye: STOP MOCKING ME!
Telemarketer: But I'm confused...oh! Yeah! Wanna switch to IDT? We offer the lowest long distance prices, at only 5ยข a minute. Yep, that's better than--
Hawks-eye: -.-;;; you do know we already have IDT over here, right?
Telemarketer: Oh.
Hawks-eye: Yes. Now....bye
Telemarketer: Ah! I forgot! I'm with AT&T! SORRY!!! So wanna switch to AT&T? I mean, oops! I meant Sprint! NO, MCI! I mean--Pacific Bell DSL! NO WAIT THAT'S WRONG TOO! Uh, I mean, I work with Burger King! No, no! Oops, really I work with McDonalds! NO WAIT! Wrong too! I work with--
Hawks-eye: The Extremely Forgetful People.
Telemarketer: How'd you know? I mean, how did you know that I work with the what was it called again? Or..what's that word? Repeatedly? NO! Um...?
Hawks-eye: Get some cheesecake, man, it solves everything...*hangs up and stuffs face with delicious cheesecake*
PallaPalla: *mutters as phone rings again* Hilow?
Telemarketer: Hi, I work with Mattel--
PallaPalla: I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLDDD, LIFE IS PLASTIC! IS FANTASTIC!! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR! AND TAKE ME EVERYYYWHEEEEERRREEE!! IMAGINATION!!! LIFE IS YOUR CREAATTIIIOOONN!!
Telemarketer: YOU WIN!
PallaPalla: *blink* win???
Telemarketer: I was gonna ask if you knew the Barbie Girl song---
PallaPalla: COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY!!
Telemarketer: YAY! YOU KNOW THE SONG!
PallaPalla: SUFFICATION HAS NO BREATHING!! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!!
Telemarketer: That's not part of the song.
PallaPalla: Um, I mean, I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORRRRRLDDD!!
Telemarketer: Close enough....ok...here's your prize!! *manipulates hisself into a device which can transport a loaf of bread through the phone* here ya go!
PallaPalla: ....moo....YOU'RE MEAN!!
Telemarketer: And bread is ffoodd! *hangs up*
PallaPalla: *scarfes down bread like a barbarian* muahahahaha!! QUEEN OF DA BREAD!!!!!!!
*the phone rings as Tiger's Eye walks by..he picks it up* yeheh?
Telemarketer: Yes, hello, sir, I am calling on behalf of--
Tiger's Eye: HERE WE GO ROUND THE MULLBERRY BUSH, THE MONKEY CHASED THE WEEEEAAASLE!! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA, PPPPPOOOOOOPPPPPP GOES DDDAAAA WEEEEEEAAAASSEEELL!!
Telemarketer: YOU'RE MISSING SOME WORDS!!
Tiger's Eye: SWOLLEN WOLIN! SWOLLEN WOLIN, SWOLLEN WOLIN, SSSSWWWWWWWOOOOLLLLLEEEEEN WOOOLLLIIIINNNNN!!! [1]
Telemarketer: Swollen Wolin?
Tiger's Eye: LLLLAAAAARRRRGGGEEEEE MAAAARRRRGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!! [2]
Telemarketer: HOW DARE YOU DISS THE SIMPSONS!!!
Tiger's Eye: IT'S TIME FOR DA STTTTYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE FYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Telemarketer: Style fyle?
Tiger's Eye: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIGITAL DIGITAL GET DOWN!! JUST YOU AND MEEEE!! GET TOGETHER NATURALLY, I CAN SEEE YAA, AND BABY BABY YOU CAN SEE MEEEHHEEEEEE!!!!! [3]
Telemarketer: ITTT'S FRRIIIDAAAYYY NIIIIGGGGHHTT, AND I JU-JU-JU-JU- JUUUUSSTTTT----GOT PAID!!!!!!!! [4]
Tiger's Eye: WWHHYYYYYYYYY SHHOOUULLLLDDDDDD I CAARRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Telemarketer: *sniff* Be-be-because...I'M SO SAD! WHY MUST YOU TOURTURE MEEEEEE!
Tiger's Eye: Because you're a telemarketer
Telemarketer: Oh. *hangs up*
Tiger's Eye: *pumps up Em's CD*
---
Short break:
[1]: Swollen Wolin is the name for the REALLY mean substitute my class gets sometimes. We all hate her, so me and my friend call her Swollen Wolin
[2]: Large Marge is the nickname for my principal, some girls really don't like her so they call her Large Marge
[3]: Everything in that sentence except for the "YEEEEE!!!!" is part of an N*SYNC song. No, I'm not obsessed, I just thought it would be humorous
[4]: Yep, you guessed it. Another N*SYNC song.
Back to story.
----
CereCere: *flies around the house with da greatest of ease...she is the girl on the flying...WHERE'S THE TRAPEEZE?!* *a loud crash is heard* OOWWWWIIEEEEE!!!!! *phone rings, picks it up* Yeeeees?
Telemarketer: Hi! I called to sell you a very interesting thing called a moo.
CereCere: Ooooooo....aaahhhh.....THIS ISN'T A COW FARM!
Telemarketer: Nu? *sob*
CereCere: I'M TELLING MY ENEMIES ON YOU!
Telemarketer: Shouldn't you be telling your mom?
CereCere: No, because one of my enemies has powers that can destroy the world....*nodnodnodnodnodnod*
Telemarketer: You shouldn't see her then
CereCere: IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE WHEN I'M TRYING TO OVERTAKE THE WORLD!!!
VesVes: *cuts in* YEAH, YOU KNOW WE ARE THE "EVIL" PEOPLE IN THE TELEVISION SHOW WHICH IS ACTUALLY A REALITY IN THIS DIMENSION....
Telemarketer: X________x
VesVes and CereCere: YOU KNOW WHAT?! WE GOTTA GO FIGHT S'MORE EVIL, SO CALL BACK! ACTUALLY WE GOTTA GO FIGHT THE GOOD-GUYS WHO ARE REALLY GIRLS, SO MOO!
Telemarketer: Geniussesesesesesesesesesesesesesess
VesVes: THERE WAS SOMETHING YOU WISHED TO SAY MY 'DEAR' TELEMARKETER?!
Telemarketer: No.
VesVes and CereCere: Okay then. Bye. *hang up*
~
Zirc: WILL YOU GUYS HURRY IT UP, WE'RE PAID TO BE ON TIME AND THE SENSHI ARE ALREADY THERE!
All: *RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN to the set*
~~~*~~~
Muahahahahaa....I finally updated! Wee! Lol. Been sooooooo busy. Aanywho, TUNE IN NEXT TIME! SAME NUTTY CHANNEL, SAME NUTTY PLACE FOR....
DA TELEMARKETERS MEET DA SENSHI!!!
YAAAAAYYYYYY....^_^
Ja!
TaraSaturn
email: glitzykiss67@aol.com
OR
IM: GuardianPluto27/ DuosHotandMine01
A/N: Yo! I got like soo many requests for a Dark Moon Circus chapter..um. Lol, I hope I got this right! *Aren't* the dream snatcher people the Dark Moon Circus? I think they are...if they're not tell me! Hehe, I don't pay much attention to the names of the bad people all too much, hehe...anywho, even if I got it wrong this chap will be funny ok? ^^;; and PLEASE REVIEW MORE! ^.^ ::blushes at one review:: lol Myst Lady I'm not that cool lol...but ty!! ^^;;;
Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I had no idea this story would become so popular.
YAY! I finally got around to writing this...and now I have more requests to fill out. One person reccomended mixing the Outers and Starlights in the next chap....I'll give it a shot XD;;
On with the story!
~~~
That ugly old guy named Zirconia is talking to the Amazon Trio and the Amazon Quartet one night about how delicious cheesecake is. [worship the cheesecake! I commandeth thee!]. The trio is [are? o.o] wondering how they got out of that Pegasus forest thing and somehow back into their bodies. [in this story Fish-eye is a girl], and PallaPalla and JunJun are eyeing the cheesecake in a frezy of hyper active mongeesenessesmoo [o.o;;?], waiting for the flying eyeball to go away so that they can eat...WHEN! DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAA!! THE PHONE RINGS!! How did it get there? wonder the amazed people. WHO WOULD DARE INTERUPT CHEESECAKE?!, they wonder further. AND WHY DON'T YOU FEEL THE EARTH SPIN?!, they cannot answer the last question because the phone is too loud, and it is evil! So they pick it up! AND ALAS, WHO CAN IT BE?! YES! YOU'RE RIGHT! A TELEMARKETER!! HAHA! Um..hi. AND I LOVE BEING A NUTCASE!!
~~~
JunJun: *picks up phone* yeah?
Telemarketer: Hi Miss. How are you today?
JunJun: Cheesecake.
Telemarketer: Ah, yes, yes indeed..cheesecake...mm... Ah! Sorry. Um, wanna switch to AT&T?
JunJun: I think we have AT&T already. Why does my hair smell like smoke? [p.p;;;]
Telemarketer: Oh. Well, do you want a free phone line?
JunJun: Got like 50 already. Mongeese are fun to poke!
Telemarketer: Right. Are you over the age of--
JunJun: Yeah yeah, I don't need the shpeel, I'm under 35, I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't drive. I graduated college 35 years ago and I work as a kid for a guy wanting to take over the world. I make no sense. Cheese is food.
Telemarketer: *blink* um, I was gonna ask are you over 13...
JunJun: Um...yes. At least I think so. I lost count some 10 years ago.
Telemarketer: Um..
JunJun: Do you like sports?
Telemarketer: Do you like AT&T?
JunJun: I asked first!
Telemarketer: No you didn't.
JunJun: Yeah I did. I gotta go milk my dog.
Telemarketer: Don't you mean cow?
JunJun: WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?! DOG MILK IS JUST AS GOOD EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO BE GOOD FOR HUMANS...OH, WILL THE CONSPIRACY NEVER END?! *overly dramatic*
Telemarketer: ....Are you high?
JunJun: ZZZZIIIIIIIRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zirc: LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE!!
Telemarketer: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Zirc: Um..I didn't mean THAT way..
Telemarketer: Oh.
JunJun: I want ice cream!
Zirc: Telemarketer, get her ice cream
Telemarketer: No
Zirc: I COMMAND YOU!
Telemarketer: Bow to the cheesecake! *hangs up*
~
JunJun: *mutter* icceee creeaamm....
*phone rings*
~
Fish-eye: Moo? *picks it up* Er, I mean....fish?
Telemarketer: Fish? Where's fish? I WANT FISH!!
Hawks-eye: *cuts in* LEAVE FISH ALONE OR I'LL...I'LL....I'LL EAT YOU!
Telemarketer: FISH IS A PERSON?!
Hawk and Fish: YES FISH IS A PERSON...WHAT DID YOU THINK?!
Telemarketer: Well, the fish is usually an ocean animal found in water that cannot live out of water and it eats things in the water and---
Fish-eye: SHHADDAAP! I AM FISH!!!
Telemarketer: o.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; um....
Hawks-eye: ONE!
Fish-eye: TWO!
Zirc: You're attempting this through a phone...?
Telemarketer: Um...hi?
Zirc: I'm surrounded by idiots.
---
Author: SHAADAP YA OLD WIERD LOOKING THING!! I'M WRITING THIS STORY HERE!!
All: Precisely.
Author: I have a fork. Be careful. *whips out fork from some subspace place thing*
All: -.-;;
Author: MY FORK DOES NOT LIKE BEING INSULTED...ON WITH THE STORY....
---
Telemarketer: Um, you do know that I'm still on the phone...right? Should I go?
--
Author: Noo, just stay there and watch the insanity....*fork*
--
Zirc: Geat outta hea!
Fish-eye: Eh?
Zirc: I said 'Get outta here' to the Telemarketer.
Fish-eye: Oh.
Telemarketer: Oh, too. *hangs up...wonders who the nutcase with the fork is*
--
Author: I HEARD THAT...ER....MOO..
--
PallaPalla: I'M BORED!
CereCere: ME TOO!
VesVes: ME THREEE!
JunJun: ME FOUR!
Fish-eye: ME FIVE!!
Tigers-eye: ME SIX!!
Hawks-eye: OH, SHADDAP! *picks up phone*
~
Hawks-eye: Yellow?
Telemarketer: Yellow?
Hawks-eye: Huh?
Telemarketer: Huh?
Hawks-eye: Eh?
Telemarketer: Eh?
Haws-eye: STOP MOCKING ME!
Telemarketer: But I'm confused...oh! Yeah! Wanna switch to IDT? We offer the lowest long distance prices, at only 5ยข a minute. Yep, that's better than--
Hawks-eye: -.-;;; you do know we already have IDT over here, right?
Telemarketer: Oh.
Hawks-eye: Yes. Now....bye
Telemarketer: Ah! I forgot! I'm with AT&T! SORRY!!! So wanna switch to AT&T? I mean, oops! I meant Sprint! NO, MCI! I mean--Pacific Bell DSL! NO WAIT THAT'S WRONG TOO! Uh, I mean, I work with Burger King! No, no! Oops, really I work with McDonalds! NO WAIT! Wrong too! I work with--
Hawks-eye: The Extremely Forgetful People.
Telemarketer: How'd you know? I mean, how did you know that I work with the what was it called again? Or..what's that word? Repeatedly? NO! Um...?
Hawks-eye: Get some cheesecake, man, it solves everything...*hangs up and stuffs face with delicious cheesecake*
PallaPalla: *mutters as phone rings again* Hilow?
Telemarketer: Hi, I work with Mattel--
PallaPalla: I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOOOOOORRRRRRRRLLLDDD, LIFE IS PLASTIC! IS FANTASTIC!! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR! AND TAKE ME EVERYYYWHEEEEERRREEE!! IMAGINATION!!! LIFE IS YOUR CREAATTIIIOOONN!!
Telemarketer: YOU WIN!
PallaPalla: *blink* win???
Telemarketer: I was gonna ask if you knew the Barbie Girl song---
PallaPalla: COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY!!
Telemarketer: YAY! YOU KNOW THE SONG!
PallaPalla: SUFFICATION HAS NO BREATHING!! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!!
Telemarketer: That's not part of the song.
PallaPalla: Um, I mean, I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORRRRRLDDD!!
Telemarketer: Close enough....ok...here's your prize!! *manipulates hisself into a device which can transport a loaf of bread through the phone* here ya go!
PallaPalla: ....moo....YOU'RE MEAN!!
Telemarketer: And bread is ffoodd! *hangs up*
PallaPalla: *scarfes down bread like a barbarian* muahahahaha!! QUEEN OF DA BREAD!!!!!!!
*the phone rings as Tiger's Eye walks by..he picks it up* yeheh?
Telemarketer: Yes, hello, sir, I am calling on behalf of--
Tiger's Eye: HERE WE GO ROUND THE MULLBERRY BUSH, THE MONKEY CHASED THE WEEEEAAASLE!! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA, PPPPPOOOOOOPPPPPP GOES DDDAAAA WEEEEEEAAAASSEEELL!!
Telemarketer: YOU'RE MISSING SOME WORDS!!
Tiger's Eye: SWOLLEN WOLIN! SWOLLEN WOLIN, SWOLLEN WOLIN, SSSSWWWWWWWOOOOLLLLLEEEEEN WOOOLLLIIIINNNNN!!! [1]
Telemarketer: Swollen Wolin?
Tiger's Eye: LLLLAAAAARRRRGGGEEEEE MAAAARRRRGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!! [2]
Telemarketer: HOW DARE YOU DISS THE SIMPSONS!!!
Tiger's Eye: IT'S TIME FOR DA STTTTYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE FYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Telemarketer: Style fyle?
Tiger's Eye: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIGITAL DIGITAL GET DOWN!! JUST YOU AND MEEEE!! GET TOGETHER NATURALLY, I CAN SEEE YAA, AND BABY BABY YOU CAN SEE MEEEHHEEEEEE!!!!! [3]
Telemarketer: ITTT'S FRRIIIDAAAYYY NIIIIGGGGHHTT, AND I JU-JU-JU-JU- JUUUUSSTTTT----GOT PAID!!!!!!!! [4]
Tiger's Eye: WWHHYYYYYYYYY SHHOOUULLLLDDDDDD I CAARRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Telemarketer: *sniff* Be-be-because...I'M SO SAD! WHY MUST YOU TOURTURE MEEEEEE!
Tiger's Eye: Because you're a telemarketer
Telemarketer: Oh. *hangs up*
Tiger's Eye: *pumps up Em's CD*
---
Short break:
[1]: Swollen Wolin is the name for the REALLY mean substitute my class gets sometimes. We all hate her, so me and my friend call her Swollen Wolin
[2]: Large Marge is the nickname for my principal, some girls really don't like her so they call her Large Marge
[3]: Everything in that sentence except for the "YEEEEE!!!!" is part of an N*SYNC song. No, I'm not obsessed, I just thought it would be humorous
[4]: Yep, you guessed it. Another N*SYNC song.
Back to story.
----
CereCere: *flies around the house with da greatest of ease...she is the girl on the flying...WHERE'S THE TRAPEEZE?!* *a loud crash is heard* OOWWWWIIEEEEE!!!!! *phone rings, picks it up* Yeeeees?
Telemarketer: Hi! I called to sell you a very interesting thing called a moo.
CereCere: Ooooooo....aaahhhh.....THIS ISN'T A COW FARM!
Telemarketer: Nu? *sob*
CereCere: I'M TELLING MY ENEMIES ON YOU!
Telemarketer: Shouldn't you be telling your mom?
CereCere: No, because one of my enemies has powers that can destroy the world....*nodnodnodnodnodnod*
Telemarketer: You shouldn't see her then
CereCere: IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE WHEN I'M TRYING TO OVERTAKE THE WORLD!!!
VesVes: *cuts in* YEAH, YOU KNOW WE ARE THE "EVIL" PEOPLE IN THE TELEVISION SHOW WHICH IS ACTUALLY A REALITY IN THIS DIMENSION....
Telemarketer: X________x
VesVes and CereCere: YOU KNOW WHAT?! WE GOTTA GO FIGHT S'MORE EVIL, SO CALL BACK! ACTUALLY WE GOTTA GO FIGHT THE GOOD-GUYS WHO ARE REALLY GIRLS, SO MOO!
Telemarketer: Geniussesesesesesesesesesesesesesess
VesVes: THERE WAS SOMETHING YOU WISHED TO SAY MY 'DEAR' TELEMARKETER?!
Telemarketer: No.
VesVes and CereCere: Okay then. Bye. *hang up*
~
Zirc: WILL YOU GUYS HURRY IT UP, WE'RE PAID TO BE ON TIME AND THE SENSHI ARE ALREADY THERE!
All: *RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN to the set*
~~~*~~~
Muahahahahaa....I finally updated! Wee! Lol. Been sooooooo busy. Aanywho, TUNE IN NEXT TIME! SAME NUTTY CHANNEL, SAME NUTTY PLACE FOR....
DA TELEMARKETERS MEET DA SENSHI!!!
YAAAAAYYYYYY....^_^
Ja!
TaraSaturn
email: glitzykiss67@aol.com
OR
IM: GuardianPluto27/ DuosHotandMine01