The Telemarketers Meet the Senshi
Chapter Five: Tux Boy vs. The Phones!
A/N: HEY ALL WHASSUP??? Well, I got a sudden wave of inspiration for a chappie where Tux Boy and the Cats get attacked by EEEEEEEEVIL Telemarketer- ness..es... YES ANYWAYS, I believe one of you reviewers suggested that? If so this chappy is for YOU! YES, YOU IN THE BLUE SHIRT! [hehe] lol. You...*ARE*...wearing blue right? AH! HOW would I know lol. Call it women's intuition!! Lol. Kekko, so READ! READ I TELL YOU! R/R and you'll see more!!!
Black Ninja Star: Hehe, this story is a result of my own nuttinesss and my hatred for EEEEEEVVVVVIIIILLLLLLLL telemarketers...ooo...I got a good idea for the next chappienesesessesese...heeehheee!! ^_^
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Darien is for some reason cat-sitting Luna, Artimes, and Diana one day while Rini, Serena, and Mina go to Tokyo Disneyland with all the other Senshi [yep even the Outers] and they're having one helluva time and leave "poor" Tux Boy to feed the Cats and...NOO!!! IMPOSSIBLE!! FEND OFF TELEMARKETERS TOO?!?!?!?!
Much chaos and humor ensue.
~~~
Darien: LUNA WAIT, THAT'S NOT CAT--...FOOD....
Luna: WHAT?! *spits out DOG food* SCINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A MONGOOSE AS A PET?!
Diana: YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T MONKEY FOOD?!
Artimes: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND GOOD KANGAROO CHOW...
Darien: *thinking- Serena's gonna kill me--there goes my future, Mina is gonna kill me--ATTACK OF THE CRAZY MODEL WANNABE!, Rini is gonna kill me-- egads; my own kid, Amy is gonna kill me; eep must hide from Textbook of Doom, Lita is gonna kill me; MOMMY!, Raye is gonna kill me; darn those li'l scroll things.., Aroura is gonna kill me--eep, here comes a tornado, Tara's DEFINETLY gonna kill me--now where did I save my spare life?, Amara's gonna kill me--must find shelter, Michelle will kill me too--gotta run for my life, and oh god Trista's also gonna kill me--here comes that Legendary Time Staff coming at my head...mou...must run for cover!, and so is Chibi Chibi even though she doesn't exist yet!* UH, HOLD ON GUYS, I GOTTA GET THE PHONE!
*he picks up the phone* UH, HELLO?
Telemarketer: YO DUDE WHASSUP?!?! WANNA GET SOME FREE CELL PHONES???
Darien: Uh...no...not reeeeally...
Telemarketer: But...But...But!! DUDE!
Darien: WAH!!
Telemarketer: Mou. DDUUUDDDEEE
Darien: Cheesecake is all! [AN: cheesecake is a funny word, ne?]
Telemarketer: NO WAY DUDE!
Darien: What's with this 'dude'?
Telemarketer: Dude is a dude word.
Darien: ....Right.
Telemarketer: OBEYMEMOTA! *hangs up*
~
Phone: *RING*
Luna: *mutters about DOGfood* *picks up phone somehow* Hello??
Telemarketer: Hi! How are you today, ma'am?
Luna: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MIX!!!
Telemarketer: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA ASK YOU TO BUY MEOW MIX?!
Luna: BECAUSE, I AM THE ALL KNOWING LUNACAT!
Telemarketer: ...cat?
Luna: Yes, I am a cat!!! MEOW! And a talking one!! Can you beat that? BETCHA CAN'T!
Telemarketer: Well, I'm really a dog in disguise!! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WWWWWWOOOOOOOFFFFF!!
Luna: AAHH!!! DOG!!! *hangs up*
Telemarketer: O__o I didn't think that would wo---THAT REALLY WAS A CAT!! o_O;;;;;;;;;;;
~
Darien: *in his room, woe-ing about how the Senshi are gonna kill him for no good reason*
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Author: yes, Tux Boy, you shall diee....muahahahahahahahahaha...
Some Darien Fan: NNUUU!!
Author: DOWN WITH THE TUX!!!
Some Other Darien Fan: NO! YOU CAN'T!
Author: I'M the author here!! NOT YA!
Yet Another Darien Fan: Eavil person..
Author: DOWN WIT DA TUX!!
Yes, I am a nut...bwahahahaha...*snicker**cough**snicker*
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Phone: *RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG*
Artemis: *jumps 23.4587587049578023457923471534905734895934589023475890123757128957349573490 573489 ft. in the air* DAH!!!! *sees phone* ooo....phonnneeee....must pick it up!!!! *goes and does so* Mer--um, hi
Telemarketer: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii, are you interested in winning a new car? ^_^
Artemis: No, I just hitch a ride on Amara's car....when she lets me.....or.....when she doesn't notice.. x.X
Amara: *pops up outta nowhere* .........-.- ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.......... *dissapears again*
Artemis: *trembles* or....not....not anymore at least....*coughshe'llkillmecough*
Telemarketer: Ah..well...don't you want your own car?
Artemis: No, can't drive
Telemarketer: Why not?
Artemis: I'm a cat!
Telemarketer: Is that so?
The Duo-Kawaiiness from Gundam Wing: *knocks on door, comes in, takes phone* Yep, that's so! *snicker*
Telemarketer: X____X
Duo-Kawaiiness: Well, gotta go! See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! *exists* [A/N: I want my own Duo!! He's so CUTE!!!!!!!!!! Hehe, love 'im...^_^]
Artemis: How did he get in here? HE'S NOT FROM THIS DIMENSION!! *calls out door* WRONG ANIME!!!!!
Duo-Kawaiiness: Oh well *flies off in Deathscythe* Bye bud!
Telemarketer: X_____x WHAT IS GOING ON?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
Artemis: I dunno, a guy from ANOTHER ANIME LET ALONE DIMENSION popped up outta nowhere, came into my house, and spoke on the phone. He then dissapeared in a big flying robot...o.o
Duo-Kawaiiness From Somewhere in Space: IT'S A GUNDAM!! A GUNDAM!!! GAHH...
Telemarketer: A what?
Duo-Kawaiiness From Somewhere in Space: A GUNDAM!! G-U-N-D-A-M!! GGGAAAHHHH....baka telemarketers....and they call me a baka! o.o;; how did I get into this dimension/anime anyways? o.o.....
Artemis: ALLRIGHT! WE HEARD YOU! IT'S A GUNDAM! *to telemarketer* um, I gotta go and tell one of the Senshi that something happened at the Time Gates where a guy from another dimension/anime appeared...byeeee!
Telemarketer: Senshi? Time Gates? Time has Gates?
Artemis: How else do you think it works?
Telemarketer: Advanced science?
Artemis: NO, GENIUS, SAILOR PLUTO!
Telemarketer: Oh. Ok.
Artemis: Now byeeeeeeeeee *hangs up*
~
Artemis: *calls the Outers*
Amara: *picks up phone* DIE TELEMARKETER!!
Tara: That's my line.....
Amara: Oh well. Yes?? *to Artemis*
Artemis: Can I talk to Trista?
Amara: Oh...yeeah...sure....*hands Trista the phone*
Trista: What?
Artemis: A guy from another dimension/anime came to my house today.
Trista: Your point?
Artemis: HELLOOOOO
Trista: it's only bad guys I'm not allowed to let through....soo....yeeeah...buh-byeee *hangs up*
Tara: ??????
Trista: Nevermind
Aroura: Okie dokie
~
*Diana walks around the house with that evil little bell thingy [x.x] and it's jingling*
---
Author: C'meerreee Diaaannaaa.... *Diana comes* Hi there, can I borrow something?
Diana: Sure
Author: I'll only be borrowing this until the end of this chapter...*removes the bell* ok
Diana: -.-
Author: It annoys me..x.x;;;;;;; ok I'll give it back at the end....
Diana: Okies
Author: *hehehehehehehe*
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*Diana goes to pick up the phone which is ringing. She can't so she slaps the speaker button* Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi the--
Diana: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE?! YESH LACH GERI SHELL HA...
---
Author: Mom how do you say fingers in hebrew?
Mom: Bah-oht
Author: Kay
---
ehem,
Diana: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE?! YESH LACH GERI SHELL HA BAH-OHT?! YOU KEEP ON CALLING?!
Telemarketer: Um...um....um...WWWWWAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *hangs up*
Diana: Now where'd that one come from? *goes to author to get her bell back*
Author: No, I didn't finish this chapter yet. Hang on
Diana: *pouts*
~~~*~~~
Well, there's another dose of insanity ^_^;;;;
By the way, "yesh lach geri shell ha bah-oht" means "Do you have diarreah of the fingers?!"
My mom said she'd say that to the next telemarketer that calls. God, I'd hate to be that telemarketer X_____X;;;;
Anyways... *gives Diana back the Bell of Annoyingness*
Ja matta! I'm getting that starlights chapter out soon, I just had to finish this one XD
cya! *makes Duo-Kawaiiness appear, hugs him forever and ever and ever* MY DUO! ^____________^
Hehe, I love Duo! Hence my AIM screen-name, DuosHotandMine01
Duo: Yay
Me: *still hugging Duo* ttyl peeps! I'm gonna try to get that chapter out soon! ^_^;;;
email: glitzykiss67@aol.com
OR
IM: DuosHotandMine01
A/N: HEY ALL WHASSUP??? Well, I got a sudden wave of inspiration for a chappie where Tux Boy and the Cats get attacked by EEEEEEEEVIL Telemarketer- ness..es... YES ANYWAYS, I believe one of you reviewers suggested that? If so this chappy is for YOU! YES, YOU IN THE BLUE SHIRT! [hehe] lol. You...*ARE*...wearing blue right? AH! HOW would I know lol. Call it women's intuition!! Lol. Kekko, so READ! READ I TELL YOU! R/R and you'll see more!!!
Black Ninja Star: Hehe, this story is a result of my own nuttinesss and my hatred for EEEEEEVVVVVIIIILLLLLLLL telemarketers...ooo...I got a good idea for the next chappienesesessesese...heeehheee!! ^_^
~~~
Darien is for some reason cat-sitting Luna, Artimes, and Diana one day while Rini, Serena, and Mina go to Tokyo Disneyland with all the other Senshi [yep even the Outers] and they're having one helluva time and leave "poor" Tux Boy to feed the Cats and...NOO!!! IMPOSSIBLE!! FEND OFF TELEMARKETERS TOO?!?!?!?!
Much chaos and humor ensue.
~~~
Darien: LUNA WAIT, THAT'S NOT CAT--...FOOD....
Luna: WHAT?! *spits out DOG food* SCINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A MONGOOSE AS A PET?!
Diana: YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T MONKEY FOOD?!
Artimes: WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO WHEN YOU CAN'T FIND GOOD KANGAROO CHOW...
Darien: *thinking- Serena's gonna kill me--there goes my future, Mina is gonna kill me--ATTACK OF THE CRAZY MODEL WANNABE!, Rini is gonna kill me-- egads; my own kid, Amy is gonna kill me; eep must hide from Textbook of Doom, Lita is gonna kill me; MOMMY!, Raye is gonna kill me; darn those li'l scroll things.., Aroura is gonna kill me--eep, here comes a tornado, Tara's DEFINETLY gonna kill me--now where did I save my spare life?, Amara's gonna kill me--must find shelter, Michelle will kill me too--gotta run for my life, and oh god Trista's also gonna kill me--here comes that Legendary Time Staff coming at my head...mou...must run for cover!, and so is Chibi Chibi even though she doesn't exist yet!* UH, HOLD ON GUYS, I GOTTA GET THE PHONE!
*he picks up the phone* UH, HELLO?
Telemarketer: YO DUDE WHASSUP?!?! WANNA GET SOME FREE CELL PHONES???
Darien: Uh...no...not reeeeally...
Telemarketer: But...But...But!! DUDE!
Darien: WAH!!
Telemarketer: Mou. DDUUUDDDEEE
Darien: Cheesecake is all! [AN: cheesecake is a funny word, ne?]
Telemarketer: NO WAY DUDE!
Darien: What's with this 'dude'?
Telemarketer: Dude is a dude word.
Darien: ....Right.
Telemarketer: OBEYMEMOTA! *hangs up*
~
Phone: *RING*
Luna: *mutters about DOGfood* *picks up phone somehow* Hello??
Telemarketer: Hi! How are you today, ma'am?
Luna: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MIX!!!
Telemarketer: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA ASK YOU TO BUY MEOW MIX?!
Luna: BECAUSE, I AM THE ALL KNOWING LUNACAT!
Telemarketer: ...cat?
Luna: Yes, I am a cat!!! MEOW! And a talking one!! Can you beat that? BETCHA CAN'T!
Telemarketer: Well, I'm really a dog in disguise!! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WWWWWWOOOOOOOFFFFF!!
Luna: AAHH!!! DOG!!! *hangs up*
Telemarketer: O__o I didn't think that would wo---THAT REALLY WAS A CAT!! o_O;;;;;;;;;;;
~
Darien: *in his room, woe-ing about how the Senshi are gonna kill him for no good reason*
----
Author: yes, Tux Boy, you shall diee....muahahahahahahahahaha...
Some Darien Fan: NNUUU!!
Author: DOWN WITH THE TUX!!!
Some Other Darien Fan: NO! YOU CAN'T!
Author: I'M the author here!! NOT YA!
Yet Another Darien Fan: Eavil person..
Author: DOWN WIT DA TUX!!
Yes, I am a nut...bwahahahaha...*snicker**cough**snicker*
----
Phone: *RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG*
Artemis: *jumps 23.4587587049578023457923471534905734895934589023475890123757128957349573490 573489 ft. in the air* DAH!!!! *sees phone* ooo....phonnneeee....must pick it up!!!! *goes and does so* Mer--um, hi
Telemarketer: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii, are you interested in winning a new car? ^_^
Artemis: No, I just hitch a ride on Amara's car....when she lets me.....or.....when she doesn't notice.. x.X
Amara: *pops up outta nowhere* .........-.- ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.......... *dissapears again*
Artemis: *trembles* or....not....not anymore at least....*coughshe'llkillmecough*
Telemarketer: Ah..well...don't you want your own car?
Artemis: No, can't drive
Telemarketer: Why not?
Artemis: I'm a cat!
Telemarketer: Is that so?
The Duo-Kawaiiness from Gundam Wing: *knocks on door, comes in, takes phone* Yep, that's so! *snicker*
Telemarketer: X____X
Duo-Kawaiiness: Well, gotta go! See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! *exists* [A/N: I want my own Duo!! He's so CUTE!!!!!!!!!! Hehe, love 'im...^_^]
Artemis: How did he get in here? HE'S NOT FROM THIS DIMENSION!! *calls out door* WRONG ANIME!!!!!
Duo-Kawaiiness: Oh well *flies off in Deathscythe* Bye bud!
Telemarketer: X_____x WHAT IS GOING ON?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
Artemis: I dunno, a guy from ANOTHER ANIME LET ALONE DIMENSION popped up outta nowhere, came into my house, and spoke on the phone. He then dissapeared in a big flying robot...o.o
Duo-Kawaiiness From Somewhere in Space: IT'S A GUNDAM!! A GUNDAM!!! GAHH...
Telemarketer: A what?
Duo-Kawaiiness From Somewhere in Space: A GUNDAM!! G-U-N-D-A-M!! GGGAAAHHHH....baka telemarketers....and they call me a baka! o.o;; how did I get into this dimension/anime anyways? o.o.....
Artemis: ALLRIGHT! WE HEARD YOU! IT'S A GUNDAM! *to telemarketer* um, I gotta go and tell one of the Senshi that something happened at the Time Gates where a guy from another dimension/anime appeared...byeeee!
Telemarketer: Senshi? Time Gates? Time has Gates?
Artemis: How else do you think it works?
Telemarketer: Advanced science?
Artemis: NO, GENIUS, SAILOR PLUTO!
Telemarketer: Oh. Ok.
Artemis: Now byeeeeeeeeee *hangs up*
~
Artemis: *calls the Outers*
Amara: *picks up phone* DIE TELEMARKETER!!
Tara: That's my line.....
Amara: Oh well. Yes?? *to Artemis*
Artemis: Can I talk to Trista?
Amara: Oh...yeeah...sure....*hands Trista the phone*
Trista: What?
Artemis: A guy from another dimension/anime came to my house today.
Trista: Your point?
Artemis: HELLOOOOO
Trista: it's only bad guys I'm not allowed to let through....soo....yeeeah...buh-byeee *hangs up*
Tara: ??????
Trista: Nevermind
Aroura: Okie dokie
~
*Diana walks around the house with that evil little bell thingy [x.x] and it's jingling*
---
Author: C'meerreee Diaaannaaa.... *Diana comes* Hi there, can I borrow something?
Diana: Sure
Author: I'll only be borrowing this until the end of this chapter...*removes the bell* ok
Diana: -.-
Author: It annoys me..x.x;;;;;;; ok I'll give it back at the end....
Diana: Okies
Author: *hehehehehehehe*
---
*Diana goes to pick up the phone which is ringing. She can't so she slaps the speaker button* Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi the--
Diana: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE?! YESH LACH GERI SHELL HA...
---
Author: Mom how do you say fingers in hebrew?
Mom: Bah-oht
Author: Kay
---
ehem,
Diana: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE?! YESH LACH GERI SHELL HA BAH-OHT?! YOU KEEP ON CALLING?!
Telemarketer: Um...um....um...WWWWWAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *hangs up*
Diana: Now where'd that one come from? *goes to author to get her bell back*
Author: No, I didn't finish this chapter yet. Hang on
Diana: *pouts*
~~~*~~~
Well, there's another dose of insanity ^_^;;;;
By the way, "yesh lach geri shell ha bah-oht" means "Do you have diarreah of the fingers?!"
My mom said she'd say that to the next telemarketer that calls. God, I'd hate to be that telemarketer X_____X;;;;
Anyways... *gives Diana back the Bell of Annoyingness*
Ja matta! I'm getting that starlights chapter out soon, I just had to finish this one XD
cya! *makes Duo-Kawaiiness appear, hugs him forever and ever and ever* MY DUO! ^____________^
Hehe, I love Duo! Hence my AIM screen-name, DuosHotandMine01
Duo: Yay
Me: *still hugging Duo* ttyl peeps! I'm gonna try to get that chapter out soon! ^_^;;;
email: glitzykiss67@aol.com
OR
IM: DuosHotandMine01