A frying pan hissed as Yui Ikari fussed over breakfast for her husband and
son. She suddenly felt a pair of arms wrap around her and a head rest on
her shoulder.
"You're certainly up early." Yui said. Gendo tightened his grip around her
waist and began to kiss up her neck.
"Sorry to interrupt the touching moment." Both parents sighed and turned to
see Shinji standing in the hallway.
"Another early riser, where are my normal boys?" Shinji stuck his tongue
out and grabbed an omelette out of the pan.
"I'm off to get a little revenge." He called as he ran out the door. Yui
looked at the clock on the kitchen wall, 5:59. She sighed and went back to
cooking breakfast.
"Any chance of a little morning action?" Gendo asked. Yui giggled,
something she hadn't done in a while, and turned off the pan.
"Well, maybe just a little."
At the apartment of Asuka Langley Sorhyu, Shinji stood talking to Kyoko. "Well, Asuka doesn't usually get out of bed for another half an hour yet, but I won't stand in the way of revenge." She said. Shinji nodded and crept off down the hall. Once outside Asuka's bedroom he carefully opened the door and crept over to her bed. An evil grin spread across his face as he looked down upon her sleeping form. Then with a flick of his wrist, he flung the covers over to the other side of the room. "HOLY SHIT!" Asuka lay under the covers, completely naked! It didn't take his dirty teenage mind to come up with several porno film equivalents of what this could lead to. Asuka stirred though at the sound of his loud curse.
"Hmm, maybe I should've warned him Asuka slept naked?" Kyoko pondered.
Back in Asuka's room, the redhead stirred and slowly opened her eyes. "Wuhh? Shinji? SHINJI!" She suddenly jumped up and punched him square in the nose. This didn't help the problem he already had of it bleeding uncontrollably. "YOU PERVERT!" Kyoko watched with mild amusement as Shinji came tearing out of Asuka's room, narrowly avoiding the thrown alarm clock, which smashed on the wall just behind him. "Have a nice day Shinji." She called as he ran and dived out the front door.
While this happened, Hikari stood at her kitchen bench top preparing lunch for three. "Now, Asuka can't have nuts, Shinji doesn't like tomatoes, well I guess I'll do chicken meals today!" She clasped the large knife to her chest as if it were a treasured item. Standing there in her kitchen, gazing out the window at the rising sun, Hikari sighed dramatically. "If only I could get them together."
Asuka had managed to change into her school uniform at the speed of light and had surprised an out of breath Shinji standing in the lobby. With practiced precision, she did two perfect one handed cartwheels and landed in front of Shinji, pinning him against the wall. Shinji barely had time to realize he'd had a good look at Asuka's yellow bunny undies. But that did sort of pale in comparison to his previous view. "You are the biggest baka known to man!" Asuka growled. "Yes ma'am." Shinji replied. "You should know better than to enter a girls room without her permission." "Yes ma'am." "And what the hell prompted this sudden attack anyway?" Asuka asked in genuine wonder. Shinji felt his blood boil. "Oh you conceited little. You don't think morning after morning of violent waking up routines doesn't warrant a little revenge." Shinji said. "Revenge? Oh you sweet baka, I didn't know you cared enough to take revenge on me." Asuka said as she developed a dreamy gaze over her eyes and skipped out of the lobby and into the street. Shinji scratched his head in confusion. Women were confusing but Asuka was impossible. And so the two of them walked to school together as they always did, albeit about an hour earlier than usual. "Hey Shinji, I don't suppose you had breakfast yet?" Asuka asked. "No." Shinji said shaking his head. "Good. Then lets grab something in this café, your treat." Asuka said walking into the small and quaint little coffee shop. "What...? But how did that." Shinji gave up and followed Asuka into the shop; this was just going to be one of those days. Rei crouched down in the bushes across the street, observing closely the behavioural patterns of Shinji and Asuka. She would find a way between the two of them, come hell or high water she would succeed. Beside her Toji and Kensuke argued over who had more right to use the binoculars. Rei turned and bopped both of them on the head with a baton she kept concealed in her bag. "Ow!" They both complained in unison. "Oh quit your whining, we have work to do." Rei said as she grinned evilly, scaring her two cronies into complying, lest they received another beating.
At the apartment of Asuka Langley Sorhyu, Shinji stood talking to Kyoko. "Well, Asuka doesn't usually get out of bed for another half an hour yet, but I won't stand in the way of revenge." She said. Shinji nodded and crept off down the hall. Once outside Asuka's bedroom he carefully opened the door and crept over to her bed. An evil grin spread across his face as he looked down upon her sleeping form. Then with a flick of his wrist, he flung the covers over to the other side of the room. "HOLY SHIT!" Asuka lay under the covers, completely naked! It didn't take his dirty teenage mind to come up with several porno film equivalents of what this could lead to. Asuka stirred though at the sound of his loud curse.
"Hmm, maybe I should've warned him Asuka slept naked?" Kyoko pondered.
Back in Asuka's room, the redhead stirred and slowly opened her eyes. "Wuhh? Shinji? SHINJI!" She suddenly jumped up and punched him square in the nose. This didn't help the problem he already had of it bleeding uncontrollably. "YOU PERVERT!" Kyoko watched with mild amusement as Shinji came tearing out of Asuka's room, narrowly avoiding the thrown alarm clock, which smashed on the wall just behind him. "Have a nice day Shinji." She called as he ran and dived out the front door.
While this happened, Hikari stood at her kitchen bench top preparing lunch for three. "Now, Asuka can't have nuts, Shinji doesn't like tomatoes, well I guess I'll do chicken meals today!" She clasped the large knife to her chest as if it were a treasured item. Standing there in her kitchen, gazing out the window at the rising sun, Hikari sighed dramatically. "If only I could get them together."
Asuka had managed to change into her school uniform at the speed of light and had surprised an out of breath Shinji standing in the lobby. With practiced precision, she did two perfect one handed cartwheels and landed in front of Shinji, pinning him against the wall. Shinji barely had time to realize he'd had a good look at Asuka's yellow bunny undies. But that did sort of pale in comparison to his previous view. "You are the biggest baka known to man!" Asuka growled. "Yes ma'am." Shinji replied. "You should know better than to enter a girls room without her permission." "Yes ma'am." "And what the hell prompted this sudden attack anyway?" Asuka asked in genuine wonder. Shinji felt his blood boil. "Oh you conceited little. You don't think morning after morning of violent waking up routines doesn't warrant a little revenge." Shinji said. "Revenge? Oh you sweet baka, I didn't know you cared enough to take revenge on me." Asuka said as she developed a dreamy gaze over her eyes and skipped out of the lobby and into the street. Shinji scratched his head in confusion. Women were confusing but Asuka was impossible. And so the two of them walked to school together as they always did, albeit about an hour earlier than usual. "Hey Shinji, I don't suppose you had breakfast yet?" Asuka asked. "No." Shinji said shaking his head. "Good. Then lets grab something in this café, your treat." Asuka said walking into the small and quaint little coffee shop. "What...? But how did that." Shinji gave up and followed Asuka into the shop; this was just going to be one of those days. Rei crouched down in the bushes across the street, observing closely the behavioural patterns of Shinji and Asuka. She would find a way between the two of them, come hell or high water she would succeed. Beside her Toji and Kensuke argued over who had more right to use the binoculars. Rei turned and bopped both of them on the head with a baton she kept concealed in her bag. "Ow!" They both complained in unison. "Oh quit your whining, we have work to do." Rei said as she grinned evilly, scaring her two cronies into complying, lest they received another beating.