The Telemarketers Meet the Senshi
Chapter Seven: Starlight, Starbright, SOMEONE SHUT UP THE PHONE!
Hehe, so yer back for another chapter of my insanity? YAY! YOU LIKE ME, YOU REALLY LIKE ME! XD;; yes, I know I am loved..muahahahahhahahaha!!! O.O;;; ok, yes I still have my head on...believe it or not....o.o.....Heehee! SOO, in case you haven't had your daily dose of complete nuttiness with no boundaries (let alone DE TWILIGHT ZONE..NESS...O.O...), here is chapter seven of my totally nutty story! 'Cause I'm a nut! XD NUTTERS RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! Mhm, mhm, they do *nod nod nod nod* seeeeeeeeee I toldja I'd update...XD. o.O;;; today, I got attacked by a bucket of water...don't ask... Heehee, went to Universal Studios (which is only 10 mins away from my apt. x.x), hehe so let's say...CHEESECAKE!!! (in case you haven't noticed yet, I *LOVE* the cheesecakenesses...XD)
Disclaimer: I've never done one of these in my life, as it's obvious I ain't got the money to buy SM...if I did I would kill Tux Boy and turn him into a mongoose. Yes, that's A CAPED MONGOOSE YOU SEE COMING TO RESCUE SAILOR MOON! O.O oh my beeping god, that would turn Rini into SUCH a mutant...O.O;;;;;;;;;....and make Serena a very big wierdo for loving a mongoose...o.o;;;...BUT, it would be so funny we'd all die laughing! XD;; Um, I don't own Sailor Moon...but..I do own Tara...and my friend owns Aroura...but we like share our chars...so yeah ^^. Nor will I ever own Sailor Moon, 'cause the most money I currently have is 25ยข...and that will only get me a jawbreaker ;-;. Also I would make the Outers the main chars and shove the Inners off to the sides..and Pluto would be the Princess! Yay ^^
~~~*~~~
Taiki [eew], Yaten [my fav ^_^] and Seiya [eh, no comment] were sitting around doing nothing. Or, sorta. Taiki was diving headfirst into the computer screen, engrossed in an article on CNN.com about one of the reporters. Seiya was pigging out on sour cream and onion lays potato chips [my personal fav. ^^], and Yaten was being...Yaten. All was quiet and still...until....
~
Phone: *RRRRRIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!*
Taiki: *yelps* aahhh!!
Seiya: *munches on chips* get the phone
Yaten: Me?
Seiya: *shakes head, swallows chips* Taiki. He's closest
Yaten: Oh
Phone: *RINGETY RING RING RING!!!!*
Yaten and Seiya: GET THE PHONE!
Taiki: Ok, ok! *goes to get the phone*
~
Taiki: Yeees?
Telemarketer: Hello! How are you today?
Taiki: None of your beepety beepness buisness...
Telemarketer: Oh my
Taiki: Battleships rule
Telemarketer: Evil
Taiki: You
Telemarketer: Eh? AH! Yeah, um, wanna get a free cell?
Taiki: Nah, not really...
Telemarketer: But you know what?
Taiki: What?
Telemarketer: I like cheese, and so should you
Taiki: I'm lactose intolerant
Telemarketer: So you should like lactose free cheese
Taiki: I DON'T LIKE CHEESE SO LEAMME ALONE!
Telemarketer: I dun wanna
Taiki: Why?
Telemarketer: Umm...
---
Author: *whispers* because a fan told me to give Taiki extra tourture..
Telemarketer: *lightbulb* ah! Ok
Author: *shoves Telemarketer back to conversation* now go!
Telemarketer: Yes ma'am x.x
---
Telemarketer: Because the author's fan told her to give you extra tourture
Taiki: *glares at phone* so?
Author: I gotta do what my reviewers want...so put up with it OR ELSE! *fork appears*
Taiki: X__________x how did you get in here?
Telemarketer: Yeah?
Author: Duh. I'm the writer.
Taiki and Telemarketer: Oh
Author: Yep XD
Telemarketer: Ok, so, MOO!!
Taiki: Oink
Telemarketer: Woof
Taiki: Meow
Telemarketer: Neigh
Taiki: SHUT UP!
Telemarketer: No
Taiki: Yes!
Telemarketer: No!
Taiki: Yes!
Telemarketer: Yes!
Taiki: No!
Telemarketer: *sticks out tounge* pth pth pth pth pth!!!!
Taiki: Oh yeah?! Pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth!!!!
*they go on forever*
Seiya and Yaten: SHUT UP!
Taiki: SEIYA MAKE THE TELEMARKETER STOP!
Seiya: *whacks telemarketerness* DIEEEEEEEE
Taiki: *cheer*
Yaten: *sweatdrop*
Telemarketer: x_________X
Seiya: Can't this guy stay dead?! x.x;;; *kills the telemarketer*
Telemarketer: AUTHOR THEY'RE KILLING ME!
Author: Duh.
Telemarketer: SAVE MEEEEE! *cling*
Author: .;;;!!!! DUN DO THAT! *whacks telemarketer with shoe*
Telemarketer: x.x
Taiki: YAY!! IT'S DEAD!
Author: *bow, bow* thank ya, thank ya very much *picks up rose from floor* yay
~
Phone: *is dead*
Taiki: *writes an email to hisself about the evils of telemarketers*
Seiya: *gorges on another bag of chips when the dead phone rings* *picks it up* Yeh? *says through mouth of chips*
Telemarketer: HI! GUESS WHAT!
Seiya: *swallow* what?
Telemarketer: YOU WON A TRIP TO JAPAN!
Seiya: I am in Japan.
Telemarketer: ....
Seiya: ...
Telemarketer: No, you don't
Seiya: Yes, I do
Telemarketer: Then how come you speak English so well?
Seiya: Ask the nutcase writing this story
Telemarketer: Ok, how does he speak English?
Author: Because my Japanese isn't good enough to write not in English...
Telemarketer: Oh
Seiya: *grumble*
Telemarketer: SO...say something in Japanese
Seiya: Watashi no namae Seiya, to sumu no uchi ni Nihon
Telemarketer: Translation?
Seiya: My name is Seiya and I live in Japan
Telemarketer: Oh
Seiya: Yeah
Telemarketer: I'm bored
Seiya: Go listen to some music
Telemarketer: Ok *does so*
Seiya: muahahaha..*hang up*
~
*the phone rings and Yaten is forced to pick it up*
Yaten: Yeah?
Telemarketer: Hello may I speak with Mr. Kou please?
Yaten: Which one?
Telemarketer: Mr. Kou
Yaten: WHICH MR. KOU?! THERE'S THREE!
Telemarketer: No, there's one
Yaten: No, there's three
Telemarketer: How would you know?
Yaten: Hmm, lesse, I am one
Telemarketer: x_x
Yaten: whoop-de-cheesecakein-do
Telemarketer: Cheesecake?! Where?! I want cheesecake!
Yaten: Not telling
Telemarketer: Why?
Yaten: *shrug* dunno, 'cause I don't wanna
Telemarketer: Oh
Yaten: OMIGOD SHOELACES!
Telemarketer: ????
Yaten: Nothing
Telemarketer: Oh
Yaten: *sees bug* OMIGOD SH..APE METAL!
Telemarketer: Now what?
Yaten: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BUG!!!!!!
Telemarketer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! *hangs up and runs*
Yaten: *shrug* *goes back to being hisself*
Door: *knocks*
Yaten: *opens* yeah?
Police: Is there a bug here?
Yaten: No, just my imagination
Police: Oh
Yaten: *closes door and flops on the couch, snores quickly fill the room*
Seiya: SHUT UP!
~~~*~~~
Hehehee srry if this chap sucks, I'm bored lol.
AAaaaaannnyyyywaaayyysss, tune in next time forrrr...
THE TELEMARKETERS MEET THE SENSHI!
XD *still hugging her Duo-Kawaiiness...ain't ever gonna let go*
someone give me a plushie? Quatre is also cute! But...my Duo is cuter!! ^_^ *grins*
Hehe, I love my Duo XD
Ja matta! Keep an eye out for chapter eight!
TaraSaturn aka TS-chan
*notices her nail polish is coming off....sweatdrop*
email: glitzykiss67@aol.com
OR
IM: DuosHotandMine01
Hehe, so yer back for another chapter of my insanity? YAY! YOU LIKE ME, YOU REALLY LIKE ME! XD;; yes, I know I am loved..muahahahahhahahaha!!! O.O;;; ok, yes I still have my head on...believe it or not....o.o.....Heehee! SOO, in case you haven't had your daily dose of complete nuttiness with no boundaries (let alone DE TWILIGHT ZONE..NESS...O.O...), here is chapter seven of my totally nutty story! 'Cause I'm a nut! XD NUTTERS RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! Mhm, mhm, they do *nod nod nod nod* seeeeeeeeee I toldja I'd update...XD. o.O;;; today, I got attacked by a bucket of water...don't ask... Heehee, went to Universal Studios (which is only 10 mins away from my apt. x.x), hehe so let's say...CHEESECAKE!!! (in case you haven't noticed yet, I *LOVE* the cheesecakenesses...XD)
Disclaimer: I've never done one of these in my life, as it's obvious I ain't got the money to buy SM...if I did I would kill Tux Boy and turn him into a mongoose. Yes, that's A CAPED MONGOOSE YOU SEE COMING TO RESCUE SAILOR MOON! O.O oh my beeping god, that would turn Rini into SUCH a mutant...O.O;;;;;;;;;....and make Serena a very big wierdo for loving a mongoose...o.o;;;...BUT, it would be so funny we'd all die laughing! XD;; Um, I don't own Sailor Moon...but..I do own Tara...and my friend owns Aroura...but we like share our chars...so yeah ^^. Nor will I ever own Sailor Moon, 'cause the most money I currently have is 25ยข...and that will only get me a jawbreaker ;-;. Also I would make the Outers the main chars and shove the Inners off to the sides..and Pluto would be the Princess! Yay ^^
~~~*~~~
Taiki [eew], Yaten [my fav ^_^] and Seiya [eh, no comment] were sitting around doing nothing. Or, sorta. Taiki was diving headfirst into the computer screen, engrossed in an article on CNN.com about one of the reporters. Seiya was pigging out on sour cream and onion lays potato chips [my personal fav. ^^], and Yaten was being...Yaten. All was quiet and still...until....
~
Phone: *RRRRRIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!*
Taiki: *yelps* aahhh!!
Seiya: *munches on chips* get the phone
Yaten: Me?
Seiya: *shakes head, swallows chips* Taiki. He's closest
Yaten: Oh
Phone: *RINGETY RING RING RING!!!!*
Yaten and Seiya: GET THE PHONE!
Taiki: Ok, ok! *goes to get the phone*
~
Taiki: Yeees?
Telemarketer: Hello! How are you today?
Taiki: None of your beepety beepness buisness...
Telemarketer: Oh my
Taiki: Battleships rule
Telemarketer: Evil
Taiki: You
Telemarketer: Eh? AH! Yeah, um, wanna get a free cell?
Taiki: Nah, not really...
Telemarketer: But you know what?
Taiki: What?
Telemarketer: I like cheese, and so should you
Taiki: I'm lactose intolerant
Telemarketer: So you should like lactose free cheese
Taiki: I DON'T LIKE CHEESE SO LEAMME ALONE!
Telemarketer: I dun wanna
Taiki: Why?
Telemarketer: Umm...
---
Author: *whispers* because a fan told me to give Taiki extra tourture..
Telemarketer: *lightbulb* ah! Ok
Author: *shoves Telemarketer back to conversation* now go!
Telemarketer: Yes ma'am x.x
---
Telemarketer: Because the author's fan told her to give you extra tourture
Taiki: *glares at phone* so?
Author: I gotta do what my reviewers want...so put up with it OR ELSE! *fork appears*
Taiki: X__________x how did you get in here?
Telemarketer: Yeah?
Author: Duh. I'm the writer.
Taiki and Telemarketer: Oh
Author: Yep XD
Telemarketer: Ok, so, MOO!!
Taiki: Oink
Telemarketer: Woof
Taiki: Meow
Telemarketer: Neigh
Taiki: SHUT UP!
Telemarketer: No
Taiki: Yes!
Telemarketer: No!
Taiki: Yes!
Telemarketer: Yes!
Taiki: No!
Telemarketer: *sticks out tounge* pth pth pth pth pth!!!!
Taiki: Oh yeah?! Pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth pth!!!!
*they go on forever*
Seiya and Yaten: SHUT UP!
Taiki: SEIYA MAKE THE TELEMARKETER STOP!
Seiya: *whacks telemarketerness* DIEEEEEEEE
Taiki: *cheer*
Yaten: *sweatdrop*
Telemarketer: x_________X
Seiya: Can't this guy stay dead?! x.x;;; *kills the telemarketer*
Telemarketer: AUTHOR THEY'RE KILLING ME!
Author: Duh.
Telemarketer: SAVE MEEEEE! *cling*
Author: .;;;!!!! DUN DO THAT! *whacks telemarketer with shoe*
Telemarketer: x.x
Taiki: YAY!! IT'S DEAD!
Author: *bow, bow* thank ya, thank ya very much *picks up rose from floor* yay
~
Phone: *is dead*
Taiki: *writes an email to hisself about the evils of telemarketers*
Seiya: *gorges on another bag of chips when the dead phone rings* *picks it up* Yeh? *says through mouth of chips*
Telemarketer: HI! GUESS WHAT!
Seiya: *swallow* what?
Telemarketer: YOU WON A TRIP TO JAPAN!
Seiya: I am in Japan.
Telemarketer: ....
Seiya: ...
Telemarketer: No, you don't
Seiya: Yes, I do
Telemarketer: Then how come you speak English so well?
Seiya: Ask the nutcase writing this story
Telemarketer: Ok, how does he speak English?
Author: Because my Japanese isn't good enough to write not in English...
Telemarketer: Oh
Seiya: *grumble*
Telemarketer: SO...say something in Japanese
Seiya: Watashi no namae Seiya, to sumu no uchi ni Nihon
Telemarketer: Translation?
Seiya: My name is Seiya and I live in Japan
Telemarketer: Oh
Seiya: Yeah
Telemarketer: I'm bored
Seiya: Go listen to some music
Telemarketer: Ok *does so*
Seiya: muahahaha..*hang up*
~
*the phone rings and Yaten is forced to pick it up*
Yaten: Yeah?
Telemarketer: Hello may I speak with Mr. Kou please?
Yaten: Which one?
Telemarketer: Mr. Kou
Yaten: WHICH MR. KOU?! THERE'S THREE!
Telemarketer: No, there's one
Yaten: No, there's three
Telemarketer: How would you know?
Yaten: Hmm, lesse, I am one
Telemarketer: x_x
Yaten: whoop-de-cheesecakein-do
Telemarketer: Cheesecake?! Where?! I want cheesecake!
Yaten: Not telling
Telemarketer: Why?
Yaten: *shrug* dunno, 'cause I don't wanna
Telemarketer: Oh
Yaten: OMIGOD SHOELACES!
Telemarketer: ????
Yaten: Nothing
Telemarketer: Oh
Yaten: *sees bug* OMIGOD SH..APE METAL!
Telemarketer: Now what?
Yaten: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BUG!!!!!!
Telemarketer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! *hangs up and runs*
Yaten: *shrug* *goes back to being hisself*
Door: *knocks*
Yaten: *opens* yeah?
Police: Is there a bug here?
Yaten: No, just my imagination
Police: Oh
Yaten: *closes door and flops on the couch, snores quickly fill the room*
Seiya: SHUT UP!
~~~*~~~
Hehehee srry if this chap sucks, I'm bored lol.
AAaaaaannnyyyywaaayyysss, tune in next time forrrr...
THE TELEMARKETERS MEET THE SENSHI!
XD *still hugging her Duo-Kawaiiness...ain't ever gonna let go*
someone give me a plushie? Quatre is also cute! But...my Duo is cuter!! ^_^ *grins*
Hehe, I love my Duo XD
Ja matta! Keep an eye out for chapter eight!
TaraSaturn aka TS-chan
*notices her nail polish is coming off....sweatdrop*
email: glitzykiss67@aol.com
OR
IM: DuosHotandMine01