The Telemarketers Meet the Senshi
Chapter 8: The Starseeds of Telephone-ness!
HIYLOW!!! ^_^;;;; yayyyy my story is getting popular. Please help me reach 100 reviews!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! I wanna have a famous fic like the wonderful and skilled writer Lady Grizabella ^_^ And you guys can help me get there! I promise to keep up the work if you guys promise to help me get to 100! (I'll prolly just keep on writing anyways x.x lol I love writing) but pleeease I really wanna reach 100! Aaanywho, I feel like writing something really funny. Well, duh, this IS my humor fic. Hmm...lesse...what people shall I pester the heck outta with telephone calls todayyyy? *coughgalaxiacough* *coughcoughcoughcough* read the title! lol XD anywho, some notes:
Cheerleader Bijou: YAY! I'm honored that you wanna use my Japanese insults! ^_^
Disclaimer: *sigh* must I really put this? We all know I don't own SM...yet...
Duo: x.X;;; does that mean you're really gonna turn Tux Boy into a mongoose?
TaraSaturn: Er...well, yes...prolly... *glomps Duo*
Duo: *is glomped* yay!
TaraSaturn: ^__________^ my Duo-Kawaiiness AISHITERU DUO-KUN!!!
Duo: yay! ^___________________^
~~~*~~~
Galaxia and her minions are sitting around in some place thingy (prolly a Starbucks or Coffee Bean) playing video games (Super Mario 64 on N64 in case you were wondering...actually that's what I have in my N64 currently..hehe, must beat evil Bowser....muahahahaha....), and Iron Mouse is whining about how Lead Crow is kicking her *ahem* in another game which is for some reason hooked up to the same TV. Galaxia and Aluminum Siren are chatting while playing a driving game (Cruisin' the USA), and the other Galaxia person who I forgot the name....um....lesse....there's Aluminum Siren, Lead Crow, Iron Mouse...Tin Cat? x.x;;; that doesn't really sound right...um....Tin....Tin...Arrow? No...Tin....Cat? Gah, that's what the site thing I checked out said, so Tin Cat. XD [Duo: x.x;;;; and I thought you were the Sailor Moon genius. Me: -.-;;;;; what, I never saw Stars...]
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Phone: *ring**ring**ring*
Aluminum Siren: *picks it up* Yeah?
Telemarketer: Hi, are you--
Aluminum Siren: AHH! NO! STOP!! NO NO NO DON'T! AHAH!! NO YOU'RE KILLING ME!! AAHHH!! I'M CRASHING!! AHH!! NO STOP!!! AAHH!! PLEASE!!! DON'T DO THAT!! AAHHH!! NOOOOOOO!!! *referring to the game*
Telemarketer: O.O;;;;;
Aluminum Siren: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! YOU LEFT ME TO DIEEEEEE!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND! *still referring to the game*
Telemarketer: Um....you're not busy, are you? I could call back later...
Aluminum Siren: OOO! YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I RRU~LE! GIVE IT TO ME BAYBEE!!!! *means the trophy in the game from winning the car race*
Telemarketer: X_____X;;;;; O____O!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aluminum Siren: *accidentaly sits on the phone while doing her victory dance and turns it off*
Telemarketer: X_____________X;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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Galaxia: Lumi you killed me!
Alunimun Siren: Well, you almost killed me first, Gala!
Galaxia: Wait, if I (while under Chaos' influence) removed your bracelet thingamabobber how are you still alive?
Aluminum Siren: It's called ice cream
*phone rings, Galaxia picks it up*
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Galaxia: What?
Telemarketer: Um, hi, uh, this, uh, is, uh, a, uh, very, uh, interesting, uh, offer, uh, that, uh, I, uh, have, uh, to, uh, give, uh, to, uh, you, uh?
Galaxia: -.-;;;;
Telemarketer: ....
Galaxia: ...Lumi?
Author: Wrong person, nitwit, you're supposed to be on the phone with the telemarketer
Galaxia: Oh. Oops.
Author: Yes, oops! Now go on with the conversation...FOR I HAVE A FORK....
Galaxia: *meeps* yessiree ma'am! Um, hi telemarketer can I help you?
Author: *pat* good evil villian
Telemarketer: o.o;; um, yes, can you tell me what my telephone number is because I'm doing a survey, and it's like, new, and like, yeeeeeeeeeau
Galaxia: Author!!!
Author: What do you want now?
Galaxia: I don't understand the telemarketer
Author: *whacks telemarketer* speak in gosh-darned understandable language for cheese's sake
Telemarketer: But isn't this Japan?
Author: Hmm...maybe. But my Japanese isn't good enough...yet...
Duo: I'm starting to become very afraid when she uses the word "yet" x.x;;
Telemarketer and Galaxia: Oh.
Galaxia: I'm bored... Bye *hangs up*
Telemarketer: *shrugs and goes back to gorging on cheesecake* [x.x does anyone here notice I speak of cheesecake a lot?]
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Phone: *RiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiNG*
Iron Mouse: *picks up phone, before it goes through starts talking* Hello?
Telemarketer: ......
Iron Mouse: ......
Telemarketer: ........
Iron Mouse: .......
Telemarketer: ......!!!
Iron Mouse: ....,.....!!.....,........... .... ......,....!!
Telemarketer: ....,.....,......,.......,
Iron Mouse: ... *waits for the telemarketer to say something*
Telemarketer: *hang up*
Iron Mouse: The telemarketer hung up on me
.
Tin Cat: Nitwit
Author: YOU PLAGERIZING NITWIT! NITWIT IS MY WORD!
Tin Cat: YOU'RE the author
Author: Oh, shaddup ya wierd thingamabobber
Tin Cat: Thingamabobber?
Author: *whacks Tin Cat over the head* get on with the story already!
Tin Cat: *meep* ooookietay!
.
Tin Cat: *goes and picks up the phone* Yes?
Telemarketer: YOU'RE PSYCHIC!
Tin Cat: how...................?
Telemarketer: Dunno, just wanted to say that
Tin Cat: Oh
Author: Why do I keep almost writing Tin Car? Oh yeah, 'cause it's easier to type...
Tin Cat: -.-;;; can you stop interupting?
Author: *devil grin* nope!
Telemarketer: Yes, yes indeed, so anyways Tin Car ya wanna buy some cheese?
Tin Cat: CAT! C-A-T! CAT! NOT CAR!
Telemarketer: Yes, anyways. Tin Car, do you wanna buy cheese or not?
Tin Cat: Oh for the love of apple juice...NO!
Telemarketer: .....
Tin Cat: Fish *hangs up*
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Author: Duo, do you like this so far? *puppy dog eyes*
Duo: Yep...just please don't say "....yet...." anymore
Author: ;-; oki! ^_^ *glomps Duo*
Duo: *is glomped* yay
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Lead Crow: *has been silent for the duration of the conversation* Can I use the phone?
Phone: *rings as if on cue* RrRrRrIiIiIiInNnNnNnGgGgGg
Lead Crow: *picks up phone* Mikie? Is that you my Mikie?
Telemarketer: ^_^ my name is Mikie but I'm not your Mikie
Lead Crow: You're not my Mikie-nesses?
Telemarketer: Fraid not
Lead Crow: MIKIE DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: *sweatdrop*
Lead Crow: MIKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Telemarketer: Um, I think I'll leave you alone? x.x
Lead Crow: ;-; no please! I want a Mikie!
Telemarketer: X_X but I'm married and have three kids [A/N: that's what they always say...since when do so many people have three kids?! x.x]
Lead Crow: You just don't like me, admit it!
Telemarketer: SSSSSSAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hangs up*
Lead Crow: *waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh*
All: Hush it ô.ô
Lead Crow: ö.ö
Aluminum Siren: ä.ä
Iron Mouse: £.£
Tin Cat: ?. ?
Galaxia: ?.?
All: Ã.Ã;;;
Some Person: ç.ç can we stop the faces? O.O
Author: Heck, why not fH.fH I'm running outta ideas
Fans: *gasp* O.O
Author: Just for this chapter I mean!!!!
Fans: *sigh of relief* phew
Author: Heaven forbid I run out of ideas. "Run out of" and "ideas" are never in the same sentence for me, unless the sentence is "I never run out of ideas"
All: Oh
Author: fH.fH okietay...goodnight everybody ^_^;;
~~~*~~~
fH ~~ that's actually a kanji I think...at least it shows up that way on Microsoft wordpad...try it. The code is alt 12457 on the right side number keys ^___^
Feel free to IM me any time on DuosHotandMine01
Duo: yay
*glomps Duo* anata wa watashi no Shinigami, to kimi o aishiteru! ^^
Duo: I thought your Japanse wasn't that good
Me: I just started learning a few months ago, gimme a break *smile*
Duo: Oh. ^_^
hehe, ja matta minna!
signing off, this is the nutcase known as TaraSaturn!
HIYLOW!!! ^_^;;;; yayyyy my story is getting popular. Please help me reach 100 reviews!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! I wanna have a famous fic like the wonderful and skilled writer Lady Grizabella ^_^ And you guys can help me get there! I promise to keep up the work if you guys promise to help me get to 100! (I'll prolly just keep on writing anyways x.x lol I love writing) but pleeease I really wanna reach 100! Aaanywho, I feel like writing something really funny. Well, duh, this IS my humor fic. Hmm...lesse...what people shall I pester the heck outta with telephone calls todayyyy? *coughgalaxiacough* *coughcoughcoughcough* read the title! lol XD anywho, some notes:
Cheerleader Bijou: YAY! I'm honored that you wanna use my Japanese insults! ^_^
Disclaimer: *sigh* must I really put this? We all know I don't own SM...yet...
Duo: x.X;;; does that mean you're really gonna turn Tux Boy into a mongoose?
TaraSaturn: Er...well, yes...prolly... *glomps Duo*
Duo: *is glomped* yay!
TaraSaturn: ^__________^ my Duo-Kawaiiness AISHITERU DUO-KUN!!!
Duo: yay! ^___________________^
~~~*~~~
Galaxia and her minions are sitting around in some place thingy (prolly a Starbucks or Coffee Bean) playing video games (Super Mario 64 on N64 in case you were wondering...actually that's what I have in my N64 currently..hehe, must beat evil Bowser....muahahahaha....), and Iron Mouse is whining about how Lead Crow is kicking her *ahem* in another game which is for some reason hooked up to the same TV. Galaxia and Aluminum Siren are chatting while playing a driving game (Cruisin' the USA), and the other Galaxia person who I forgot the name....um....lesse....there's Aluminum Siren, Lead Crow, Iron Mouse...Tin Cat? x.x;;; that doesn't really sound right...um....Tin....Tin...Arrow? No...Tin....Cat? Gah, that's what the site thing I checked out said, so Tin Cat. XD [Duo: x.x;;;; and I thought you were the Sailor Moon genius. Me: -.-;;;;; what, I never saw Stars...]
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Phone: *ring**ring**ring*
Aluminum Siren: *picks it up* Yeah?
Telemarketer: Hi, are you--
Aluminum Siren: AHH! NO! STOP!! NO NO NO DON'T! AHAH!! NO YOU'RE KILLING ME!! AAHHH!! I'M CRASHING!! AHH!! NO STOP!!! AAHH!! PLEASE!!! DON'T DO THAT!! AAHHH!! NOOOOOOO!!! *referring to the game*
Telemarketer: O.O;;;;;
Aluminum Siren: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! YOU LEFT ME TO DIEEEEEE!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND! *still referring to the game*
Telemarketer: Um....you're not busy, are you? I could call back later...
Aluminum Siren: OOO! YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I RRU~LE! GIVE IT TO ME BAYBEE!!!! *means the trophy in the game from winning the car race*
Telemarketer: X_____X;;;;; O____O!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aluminum Siren: *accidentaly sits on the phone while doing her victory dance and turns it off*
Telemarketer: X_____________X;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
~
Galaxia: Lumi you killed me!
Alunimun Siren: Well, you almost killed me first, Gala!
Galaxia: Wait, if I (while under Chaos' influence) removed your bracelet thingamabobber how are you still alive?
Aluminum Siren: It's called ice cream
*phone rings, Galaxia picks it up*
~
Galaxia: What?
Telemarketer: Um, hi, uh, this, uh, is, uh, a, uh, very, uh, interesting, uh, offer, uh, that, uh, I, uh, have, uh, to, uh, give, uh, to, uh, you, uh?
Galaxia: -.-;;;;
Telemarketer: ....
Galaxia: ...Lumi?
Author: Wrong person, nitwit, you're supposed to be on the phone with the telemarketer
Galaxia: Oh. Oops.
Author: Yes, oops! Now go on with the conversation...FOR I HAVE A FORK....
Galaxia: *meeps* yessiree ma'am! Um, hi telemarketer can I help you?
Author: *pat* good evil villian
Telemarketer: o.o;; um, yes, can you tell me what my telephone number is because I'm doing a survey, and it's like, new, and like, yeeeeeeeeeau
Galaxia: Author!!!
Author: What do you want now?
Galaxia: I don't understand the telemarketer
Author: *whacks telemarketer* speak in gosh-darned understandable language for cheese's sake
Telemarketer: But isn't this Japan?
Author: Hmm...maybe. But my Japanese isn't good enough...yet...
Duo: I'm starting to become very afraid when she uses the word "yet" x.x;;
Telemarketer and Galaxia: Oh.
Galaxia: I'm bored... Bye *hangs up*
Telemarketer: *shrugs and goes back to gorging on cheesecake* [x.x does anyone here notice I speak of cheesecake a lot?]
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Phone: *RiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiNG*
Iron Mouse: *picks up phone, before it goes through starts talking* Hello?
Telemarketer: ......
Iron Mouse: ......
Telemarketer: ........
Iron Mouse: .......
Telemarketer: ......!!!
Iron Mouse: ....,.....!!.....,........... .... ......,....!!
Telemarketer: ....,.....,......,.......,
Iron Mouse: ... *waits for the telemarketer to say something*
Telemarketer: *hang up*
Iron Mouse: The telemarketer hung up on me
.
Tin Cat: Nitwit
Author: YOU PLAGERIZING NITWIT! NITWIT IS MY WORD!
Tin Cat: YOU'RE the author
Author: Oh, shaddup ya wierd thingamabobber
Tin Cat: Thingamabobber?
Author: *whacks Tin Cat over the head* get on with the story already!
Tin Cat: *meep* ooookietay!
.
Tin Cat: *goes and picks up the phone* Yes?
Telemarketer: YOU'RE PSYCHIC!
Tin Cat: how...................?
Telemarketer: Dunno, just wanted to say that
Tin Cat: Oh
Author: Why do I keep almost writing Tin Car? Oh yeah, 'cause it's easier to type...
Tin Cat: -.-;;; can you stop interupting?
Author: *devil grin* nope!
Telemarketer: Yes, yes indeed, so anyways Tin Car ya wanna buy some cheese?
Tin Cat: CAT! C-A-T! CAT! NOT CAR!
Telemarketer: Yes, anyways. Tin Car, do you wanna buy cheese or not?
Tin Cat: Oh for the love of apple juice...NO!
Telemarketer: .....
Tin Cat: Fish *hangs up*
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Author: Duo, do you like this so far? *puppy dog eyes*
Duo: Yep...just please don't say "....yet...." anymore
Author: ;-; oki! ^_^ *glomps Duo*
Duo: *is glomped* yay
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Lead Crow: *has been silent for the duration of the conversation* Can I use the phone?
Phone: *rings as if on cue* RrRrRrIiIiIiInNnNnNnGgGgGg
Lead Crow: *picks up phone* Mikie? Is that you my Mikie?
Telemarketer: ^_^ my name is Mikie but I'm not your Mikie
Lead Crow: You're not my Mikie-nesses?
Telemarketer: Fraid not
Lead Crow: MIKIE DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: *sweatdrop*
Lead Crow: MIKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Telemarketer: Um, I think I'll leave you alone? x.x
Lead Crow: ;-; no please! I want a Mikie!
Telemarketer: X_X but I'm married and have three kids [A/N: that's what they always say...since when do so many people have three kids?! x.x]
Lead Crow: You just don't like me, admit it!
Telemarketer: SSSSSSAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hangs up*
Lead Crow: *waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh*
All: Hush it ô.ô
Lead Crow: ö.ö
Aluminum Siren: ä.ä
Iron Mouse: £.£
Tin Cat: ?. ?
Galaxia: ?.?
All: Ã.Ã;;;
Some Person: ç.ç can we stop the faces? O.O
Author: Heck, why not fH.fH I'm running outta ideas
Fans: *gasp* O.O
Author: Just for this chapter I mean!!!!
Fans: *sigh of relief* phew
Author: Heaven forbid I run out of ideas. "Run out of" and "ideas" are never in the same sentence for me, unless the sentence is "I never run out of ideas"
All: Oh
Author: fH.fH okietay...goodnight everybody ^_^;;
~~~*~~~
fH ~~ that's actually a kanji I think...at least it shows up that way on Microsoft wordpad...try it. The code is alt 12457 on the right side number keys ^___^
Feel free to IM me any time on DuosHotandMine01
Duo: yay
*glomps Duo* anata wa watashi no Shinigami, to kimi o aishiteru! ^^
Duo: I thought your Japanse wasn't that good
Me: I just started learning a few months ago, gimme a break *smile*
Duo: Oh. ^_^
hehe, ja matta minna!
signing off, this is the nutcase known as TaraSaturn!