The Telemarketers Meet the Senshi
Chapter Nine: A Bunch of Randomness
Heehee, I decided to write a chapter where people from Gundam Wing are in here too, as well as all the people who got tortured previously...^___^ I might post two chapters today, as this story is very funny! Lol I'm the author and I get tears of laughter in my eyes when I read it. OOO, anyone out there want me to try a funny Gundam Wing fic kinda like this one? I promise I will make it very funny!
Duo: ME!! *raises hand*
Wufei: Why not
Trowa: ...
Quatre: He says yes, and me too! ^_^
Heero: Hn
Duo: That's a yes! ^.^
Me: Okietayz! ^_^ Now I just need some of my reviewers to say they want a GW funny fic and I'll get it out soon!
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Um, me and everyone else is hanging out at the Outer's house... heehee
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Trista: I'll bet everyone $5 the phone's gonna ring today
Michelle: I thought you don't gamble
Trista: -.-;; oh well
Phone: *ring*
Trista: My five dollars, everyone... *sticks hand out*
~
Amara: *picks up phone* What
Telemarketer: X__X are you the race car person from before?
Amara: Yes, yes I am
Telemarketer: Oi gevault
Amara: ¥.¥ Translation???
Telemarketer: Ñ.Ñ it means oi vey
Amara: ?.? and that means....
Telemarketer: *gulp* oh boy?
Amara: þ.þ omae o korusu *blink* where'd THAT come from?!
Heero: You stole my saying...-_-;;;
Amara: Oh. How'd you get here?!
Heero: *shrug* ask the author
Amara: Ok, author, how'd he get in here?
Author: *shrug*
Amara: Oi vey
Telemarketer: HEY!!! YOU'RE FORGETTING ABOUT ME!!
Amara: Oh yeah.
Heero: You're boring. Hn.
Telemarketer: DOES ANYONE WANT TO BUY A SATTELITE DISH?!
All: NO!
Telemarketer: Oh...
Heero: Hn.
Author: I think I just found a hottie...Daniel Bedingfield! His new song reminds me of Quatre!
Duo: ;-; what about me?
Author: I still love ya *glomp*
Duo: YAY!
Telemarketer: HELLO!!
All: Oh. Hello. What are you doing here?
Telemarketer: -.-;;;;;
Trowa: ....
Quatre: It's a good thing when she says the song reminds her of me...right?
Author: Yes
Duo: I'm being ignored *pout*
Author: *glomps Duo*
Tara: ...someone tell me what in the name of whatever is going on....
Author: Dunno, this chapter is just a bunch of randomness that makes no sense whatsoever
Tara: Oi vey
Telemarketr: Um, hello! I'm still on the phone here!
Heero: *blasts phone with..something* not any more
Michelle: You know you're paying for that...right?
Heero: Damnit...*eyes the remains of the phone*
Aroura: I've never been so ignored in my life! Can someone speak to me?!
Trowa: Hi.
Aroura: *glances at him funny* your bangs are llllooonnngggg....
Author: That's what makes him hott ^_^
Duo: *mutter*
Author: *glomps Duo again* My Shinigami kawaiiness ^___^
Duo: Yay! I'M STILL LOVED!
Author: *giggle*
Tara: You're supposed to be mature...
Author: Oh, hush it, it's a fanfic
Tara: -.-;;;
Trista: AHEM
All: *stare*
Trista: ....
Trowa: ....
Quatre: Interesting conversation...
Heero: Yeah
Aroura: BAH!
All: *stare*
Aroura: Finally
Duo: So, Author, what kinda chapter do you plan on writing next?
Telemarketer: ONE WHERE I AM NOT EXPLODED!!
All: O___O
Author: I thought he killed you *nods to Heero*
Heero: Nope...blasted the phone
Michelle: You're still paying for it
Heero: x_x
Author: Will someone get rid of the telemarketer please?
Tara: Yeah, sure why not...*goes, chucks telemarketer out the window*
WuFei: Has anyone noticed I haven't had a single line this entire fic?
Author: Hush it...you had one in the beginning
WuFei: ....onna's...
Tara: *deathglare*
Quatre: Oi...ease up on the glare?
Tara: *shrug* sure *does so*
Author: How come you listen to him and not anyone else? Ooooo....does this mean something????? *does that mischeivious grin*
Tara: SHUT UP!! *whack* since when do I not listen to other people?
Author: *mutter* since forever
Duo: *steps in* break it up people, no catfights! XD
Author: You're supposed to be on my side
Duo: I am
Tara: ..................
WuFei: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME MORE THAN ONE WORD TO SAY?! INJUSTICE!
Trista: You just said more than one word
Quatre: Aren't there supposed to be other people here?
Author: Ooops...forgot about the Inners... Do we really want them here?
Tara: NO! KEEP SERENA AWAY FROM ME! [A/N: in case I haven't mentioned it somewhere, Tara doesn't really like Serena...]
Aroura: *whacks Tara* you know that's impossible
Tara: X_X
Heero: I don't understand you people
Quatre: Me neither
Amara: ....
WuFei: How come Trowa gets more lines that me?
Tara: Because...
WuFei: Because why?
Tara: Dunno. Ask the author
WuFei: Okay, author, how come I get the least amount of lines?
Trista: I get the least
Trowa: ehem...
*the door knocks*
Author: Someone get the door
Tara: If it's Serena I am going to scream
Author: Everyone, arm yourselves *chucks everyone earplugs*
All: *readies*
Tara: *opens door to see...Relena!* o.o;;; who are you?
Relena: Relena Peacecraft... How come I didn't have a part in this story?
Author: Because it's supposed to be a Sailor Moon fic but I decided to go against the rules and bring the Gundam Wing people in and just forgot some people from both sides
Relena: Oh
WuFei: How come no one answered my question?
Author: Oh! Oops. Um....because..I...dunno...
WuFei: *mutter*
Duo: *slaps his back playfully* We all love you Wuffles! XD;;;
WuFei: Do. Not. Call. Me. Wuffles. In. Front. Of. People.
Duo: Wuffie?
WuFei: No
Duo: Wuffikins?
WuFei: No....
Duo: Wuffums?
WuFei: *turns red* NO!!!!
Author: *cracks up*
Tara: I don't think I will ever understand boys...
Trista: So that's why you tend to stay away from them
Tara: That, and I have another reason which will not be said
Author: You know very well I could just write it down, right?
Tara: Do I need to bring my glaive out?
Author: *MEEP* NO!! NO THAT'S OKAY! *hides behind her kawaiiness*
Duo: Glaive?
Tara: Yep *makes her glaive appear* the glaive
Duo: oooooooo
Heero: *pulls him back* no, you are not trying to convince her to sell it to you...
Tara: *dematerializes it* yeah, I need it
Trowa: For?
WuFei: Wow...Trowa speaks!
Trowa: ....
WuFei: ..or not
All: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
WuFei: Um...'cause?
Author: X_X where have half the people gone?
Michelle, Amara, Aroura, Trista, Quatre, Relena: We're still here
Author: Good
Quatre: ^____^
Relena: Anyone like my dress?? *it's pink*
Tara: *eyes the dress suspiciously as if it will attack her* pink is evil
Relena: No!
Tara: Yes!
Author: Pink just ain't my color of choice...
Duo: DON'T SAY YET! YOU SCARE ME WHEN YOU DO THAT!
Michelle: ??
Duo: She said when she owns Sailor Moon she's gonna turn Tux Boy into a mongoose
Everyone except for Duo and Author: O_____________________O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: What?! Stop staring at me like that!!
Heero: A...mongoose?!
Quatre: I don't think that'd be pretty...
Trowa: One word: Ew
WuFei: I don't even wanna know..
Tara: YES!! TURN THE TUX BOY INTO A MONGOOSE THEN SEND HIM OUT INTO THE WILD TO BE ATTACKED! Um..I don't like Tux Boy either..
Aroura: *BLINK-BLINK* Tara, you scare me...but not as much as the thought of what'd happen to RINI
Trista: ... *stares* ...it would very much distrupt everything
Amara: I don't like him
Michelle: Not my type
Author: YEAH! DOWN WITH THE TUX!
*door knocks*
Duo: I'll get it! ^____^ *goes to open the door and there is Serena!*
Tara: I will now scream in five seconds
Duo: *closes door FAST* nuuu!
Tara: Oh, fine.
Author: I don't understand you
Aroura: Does anyone?
Tara: *glare*
Heero: Her glares are worse than mine....x_X
Lady Une: *pops up outta nowhere*
All: ............................
Author: Uh...
All: Um...
Trieze: x.x;;
Tara: Where in cheese did you come from?!
Miliardo: RELENA!
Relena: MILIARDO!
Duo: Brother and sister are reunited....for the 60th time
Trowa: Will this chapter ever end?
Author: Um...
All: *stare at author*
Telemarketer: No it won't 'cause I got less of a part than EVERYONE!
Heero: Didn't I kill you?
Tara: No, you blasted the phone
Heero: Oh.
Quatre: Wait..I don't remember seeing you on the TV show...*glances at Tara*
Tara: Oi gevault, I am not explaining the alternate universe time vortex thingamabobber again...
Author: You just did
Tara: -___________-;;;
Quatre: Isn't this fic supposed to be about telemarketers?
Author: Yeah, but I was too lazy to write a telemarketer fic today...
Quatre: Oh
Duo: ;-; no one's talking to me ;-;
Author: *kisses Duo on the cheek then turns an inhumanly shade of red* you did not just see that
Tara: *faints* the world is coming to an end
All: *die*
Duo: ^__^
Author: Ok good so you don't hate me?
Duo: Nope! ^_^
Amara: I think I am going to die... Author, you're not supposed to like anyone!
Author: *sticks out tounge* I'm a teenage girl, what do you want from me?! *boo-hoo-hoo...not*
Amara: Dunno *shrug*
Michelle: Why have I not been aloud to say anything?
Author: Um..'cause I couldn't think of anything for you to say?
*door knocks*
Heero: I'll get it *goes, opens door* ..... *Rini is at the door*
Rini: *sees Trista* PUU!!
Trista: x_X *is glomped by Rini* ack, not so tight I can't breathe!
Duo: Now where does that seem familiar...
Author: *glomps Duo* here
Rini: Um...who are all the guys?
Duo: I'm Duo. I might run and hide but I never tell a lie! That's me in a nutshell! [1]
Heero: Heero Yuy.
WuFei: Nata--WuFei.
Trowa: ....
Quatre: He says his name is Trowa, and I'm Quatre! ^_^
Rini: *tilts head* I've never seen you around before
Author: Duh...they're not from your anime
Rini: PUU SHE WAS MEAN TO MEEE!
Trista: *sigh*
Relena, Miliardo, Trieze: Um...
Author: Um...what?
Relena: We've not had a word the entire fic
Une: Yes, and I do not like that...*going to her evil side*
All: O______O!!! RUN!!! AAHHH!!
Author: Ahem...
Une: What?
Author: You're speaking right now..
Une: Oh yeah
Author: I'm boorrreeeed
Duo: x.x
Heero: x.x;;
Tara: Oh, whatever..x.X;;
Aroura: .....
Author: I'm getting tired of typing
Duo: So end this chapter
Author: Good idea
~~~*~~~
Lol, I know I know that was complete and total randomness...but it was funny! ^__^
[1] Duo, I'll leave you to explain this... Duo: It's my saying! ^_____^
Quatre: ;-; no one's glomped me ;-; *sad expression*
Author: *glomps Quatre* ^_^
Quatre: *now is happy* yay
Author: I love all the G-boys!
Heero: *nods*
Trowa: Um...yay?
WuFei: ok
Duo: ^_^;; yayyyy people love me
Author: I LOVE YOU DUO!
Duo: YAY!
Heero: I thought you were gonna end the fic...
Author: I am, I am..lemme just put in my usual ending thingyness...
..AHEM..
Well, keep an eye out for the next chapter! That one will have telemarketers in it....I promise!!
Telemarketer: -.- you'd better keep your promises
Oh, hush it telemarketer, I'm busy
Anyways, I love my Shinigami and you can IM me at DuosHotandMine01 whenever you likies! ^_^
Ja matta!
Duo: Yep!
...
Signing out,
Forever Duo's Girl/TaraSaturn
email: glitzykiss67@aol.com
OR
IM: DuosHotandMine01
Heehee, I decided to write a chapter where people from Gundam Wing are in here too, as well as all the people who got tortured previously...^___^ I might post two chapters today, as this story is very funny! Lol I'm the author and I get tears of laughter in my eyes when I read it. OOO, anyone out there want me to try a funny Gundam Wing fic kinda like this one? I promise I will make it very funny!
Duo: ME!! *raises hand*
Wufei: Why not
Trowa: ...
Quatre: He says yes, and me too! ^_^
Heero: Hn
Duo: That's a yes! ^.^
Me: Okietayz! ^_^ Now I just need some of my reviewers to say they want a GW funny fic and I'll get it out soon!
~~~*~~~
Um, me and everyone else is hanging out at the Outer's house... heehee
~~~
Trista: I'll bet everyone $5 the phone's gonna ring today
Michelle: I thought you don't gamble
Trista: -.-;; oh well
Phone: *ring*
Trista: My five dollars, everyone... *sticks hand out*
~
Amara: *picks up phone* What
Telemarketer: X__X are you the race car person from before?
Amara: Yes, yes I am
Telemarketer: Oi gevault
Amara: ¥.¥ Translation???
Telemarketer: Ñ.Ñ it means oi vey
Amara: ?.? and that means....
Telemarketer: *gulp* oh boy?
Amara: þ.þ omae o korusu *blink* where'd THAT come from?!
Heero: You stole my saying...-_-;;;
Amara: Oh. How'd you get here?!
Heero: *shrug* ask the author
Amara: Ok, author, how'd he get in here?
Author: *shrug*
Amara: Oi vey
Telemarketer: HEY!!! YOU'RE FORGETTING ABOUT ME!!
Amara: Oh yeah.
Heero: You're boring. Hn.
Telemarketer: DOES ANYONE WANT TO BUY A SATTELITE DISH?!
All: NO!
Telemarketer: Oh...
Heero: Hn.
Author: I think I just found a hottie...Daniel Bedingfield! His new song reminds me of Quatre!
Duo: ;-; what about me?
Author: I still love ya *glomp*
Duo: YAY!
Telemarketer: HELLO!!
All: Oh. Hello. What are you doing here?
Telemarketer: -.-;;;;;
Trowa: ....
Quatre: It's a good thing when she says the song reminds her of me...right?
Author: Yes
Duo: I'm being ignored *pout*
Author: *glomps Duo*
Tara: ...someone tell me what in the name of whatever is going on....
Author: Dunno, this chapter is just a bunch of randomness that makes no sense whatsoever
Tara: Oi vey
Telemarketr: Um, hello! I'm still on the phone here!
Heero: *blasts phone with..something* not any more
Michelle: You know you're paying for that...right?
Heero: Damnit...*eyes the remains of the phone*
Aroura: I've never been so ignored in my life! Can someone speak to me?!
Trowa: Hi.
Aroura: *glances at him funny* your bangs are llllooonnngggg....
Author: That's what makes him hott ^_^
Duo: *mutter*
Author: *glomps Duo again* My Shinigami kawaiiness ^___^
Duo: Yay! I'M STILL LOVED!
Author: *giggle*
Tara: You're supposed to be mature...
Author: Oh, hush it, it's a fanfic
Tara: -.-;;;
Trista: AHEM
All: *stare*
Trista: ....
Trowa: ....
Quatre: Interesting conversation...
Heero: Yeah
Aroura: BAH!
All: *stare*
Aroura: Finally
Duo: So, Author, what kinda chapter do you plan on writing next?
Telemarketer: ONE WHERE I AM NOT EXPLODED!!
All: O___O
Author: I thought he killed you *nods to Heero*
Heero: Nope...blasted the phone
Michelle: You're still paying for it
Heero: x_x
Author: Will someone get rid of the telemarketer please?
Tara: Yeah, sure why not...*goes, chucks telemarketer out the window*
WuFei: Has anyone noticed I haven't had a single line this entire fic?
Author: Hush it...you had one in the beginning
WuFei: ....onna's...
Tara: *deathglare*
Quatre: Oi...ease up on the glare?
Tara: *shrug* sure *does so*
Author: How come you listen to him and not anyone else? Ooooo....does this mean something????? *does that mischeivious grin*
Tara: SHUT UP!! *whack* since when do I not listen to other people?
Author: *mutter* since forever
Duo: *steps in* break it up people, no catfights! XD
Author: You're supposed to be on my side
Duo: I am
Tara: ..................
WuFei: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME MORE THAN ONE WORD TO SAY?! INJUSTICE!
Trista: You just said more than one word
Quatre: Aren't there supposed to be other people here?
Author: Ooops...forgot about the Inners... Do we really want them here?
Tara: NO! KEEP SERENA AWAY FROM ME! [A/N: in case I haven't mentioned it somewhere, Tara doesn't really like Serena...]
Aroura: *whacks Tara* you know that's impossible
Tara: X_X
Heero: I don't understand you people
Quatre: Me neither
Amara: ....
WuFei: How come Trowa gets more lines that me?
Tara: Because...
WuFei: Because why?
Tara: Dunno. Ask the author
WuFei: Okay, author, how come I get the least amount of lines?
Trista: I get the least
Trowa: ehem...
*the door knocks*
Author: Someone get the door
Tara: If it's Serena I am going to scream
Author: Everyone, arm yourselves *chucks everyone earplugs*
All: *readies*
Tara: *opens door to see...Relena!* o.o;;; who are you?
Relena: Relena Peacecraft... How come I didn't have a part in this story?
Author: Because it's supposed to be a Sailor Moon fic but I decided to go against the rules and bring the Gundam Wing people in and just forgot some people from both sides
Relena: Oh
WuFei: How come no one answered my question?
Author: Oh! Oops. Um....because..I...dunno...
WuFei: *mutter*
Duo: *slaps his back playfully* We all love you Wuffles! XD;;;
WuFei: Do. Not. Call. Me. Wuffles. In. Front. Of. People.
Duo: Wuffie?
WuFei: No
Duo: Wuffikins?
WuFei: No....
Duo: Wuffums?
WuFei: *turns red* NO!!!!
Author: *cracks up*
Tara: I don't think I will ever understand boys...
Trista: So that's why you tend to stay away from them
Tara: That, and I have another reason which will not be said
Author: You know very well I could just write it down, right?
Tara: Do I need to bring my glaive out?
Author: *MEEP* NO!! NO THAT'S OKAY! *hides behind her kawaiiness*
Duo: Glaive?
Tara: Yep *makes her glaive appear* the glaive
Duo: oooooooo
Heero: *pulls him back* no, you are not trying to convince her to sell it to you...
Tara: *dematerializes it* yeah, I need it
Trowa: For?
WuFei: Wow...Trowa speaks!
Trowa: ....
WuFei: ..or not
All: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
WuFei: Um...'cause?
Author: X_X where have half the people gone?
Michelle, Amara, Aroura, Trista, Quatre, Relena: We're still here
Author: Good
Quatre: ^____^
Relena: Anyone like my dress?? *it's pink*
Tara: *eyes the dress suspiciously as if it will attack her* pink is evil
Relena: No!
Tara: Yes!
Author: Pink just ain't my color of choice...
Duo: DON'T SAY YET! YOU SCARE ME WHEN YOU DO THAT!
Michelle: ??
Duo: She said when she owns Sailor Moon she's gonna turn Tux Boy into a mongoose
Everyone except for Duo and Author: O_____________________O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: What?! Stop staring at me like that!!
Heero: A...mongoose?!
Quatre: I don't think that'd be pretty...
Trowa: One word: Ew
WuFei: I don't even wanna know..
Tara: YES!! TURN THE TUX BOY INTO A MONGOOSE THEN SEND HIM OUT INTO THE WILD TO BE ATTACKED! Um..I don't like Tux Boy either..
Aroura: *BLINK-BLINK* Tara, you scare me...but not as much as the thought of what'd happen to RINI
Trista: ... *stares* ...it would very much distrupt everything
Amara: I don't like him
Michelle: Not my type
Author: YEAH! DOWN WITH THE TUX!
*door knocks*
Duo: I'll get it! ^____^ *goes to open the door and there is Serena!*
Tara: I will now scream in five seconds
Duo: *closes door FAST* nuuu!
Tara: Oh, fine.
Author: I don't understand you
Aroura: Does anyone?
Tara: *glare*
Heero: Her glares are worse than mine....x_X
Lady Une: *pops up outta nowhere*
All: ............................
Author: Uh...
All: Um...
Trieze: x.x;;
Tara: Where in cheese did you come from?!
Miliardo: RELENA!
Relena: MILIARDO!
Duo: Brother and sister are reunited....for the 60th time
Trowa: Will this chapter ever end?
Author: Um...
All: *stare at author*
Telemarketer: No it won't 'cause I got less of a part than EVERYONE!
Heero: Didn't I kill you?
Tara: No, you blasted the phone
Heero: Oh.
Quatre: Wait..I don't remember seeing you on the TV show...*glances at Tara*
Tara: Oi gevault, I am not explaining the alternate universe time vortex thingamabobber again...
Author: You just did
Tara: -___________-;;;
Quatre: Isn't this fic supposed to be about telemarketers?
Author: Yeah, but I was too lazy to write a telemarketer fic today...
Quatre: Oh
Duo: ;-; no one's talking to me ;-;
Author: *kisses Duo on the cheek then turns an inhumanly shade of red* you did not just see that
Tara: *faints* the world is coming to an end
All: *die*
Duo: ^__^
Author: Ok good so you don't hate me?
Duo: Nope! ^_^
Amara: I think I am going to die... Author, you're not supposed to like anyone!
Author: *sticks out tounge* I'm a teenage girl, what do you want from me?! *boo-hoo-hoo...not*
Amara: Dunno *shrug*
Michelle: Why have I not been aloud to say anything?
Author: Um..'cause I couldn't think of anything for you to say?
*door knocks*
Heero: I'll get it *goes, opens door* ..... *Rini is at the door*
Rini: *sees Trista* PUU!!
Trista: x_X *is glomped by Rini* ack, not so tight I can't breathe!
Duo: Now where does that seem familiar...
Author: *glomps Duo* here
Rini: Um...who are all the guys?
Duo: I'm Duo. I might run and hide but I never tell a lie! That's me in a nutshell! [1]
Heero: Heero Yuy.
WuFei: Nata--WuFei.
Trowa: ....
Quatre: He says his name is Trowa, and I'm Quatre! ^_^
Rini: *tilts head* I've never seen you around before
Author: Duh...they're not from your anime
Rini: PUU SHE WAS MEAN TO MEEE!
Trista: *sigh*
Relena, Miliardo, Trieze: Um...
Author: Um...what?
Relena: We've not had a word the entire fic
Une: Yes, and I do not like that...*going to her evil side*
All: O______O!!! RUN!!! AAHHH!!
Author: Ahem...
Une: What?
Author: You're speaking right now..
Une: Oh yeah
Author: I'm boorrreeeed
Duo: x.x
Heero: x.x;;
Tara: Oh, whatever..x.X;;
Aroura: .....
Author: I'm getting tired of typing
Duo: So end this chapter
Author: Good idea
~~~*~~~
Lol, I know I know that was complete and total randomness...but it was funny! ^__^
[1] Duo, I'll leave you to explain this... Duo: It's my saying! ^_____^
Quatre: ;-; no one's glomped me ;-; *sad expression*
Author: *glomps Quatre* ^_^
Quatre: *now is happy* yay
Author: I love all the G-boys!
Heero: *nods*
Trowa: Um...yay?
WuFei: ok
Duo: ^_^;; yayyyy people love me
Author: I LOVE YOU DUO!
Duo: YAY!
Heero: I thought you were gonna end the fic...
Author: I am, I am..lemme just put in my usual ending thingyness...
..AHEM..
Well, keep an eye out for the next chapter! That one will have telemarketers in it....I promise!!
Telemarketer: -.- you'd better keep your promises
Oh, hush it telemarketer, I'm busy
Anyways, I love my Shinigami and you can IM me at DuosHotandMine01 whenever you likies! ^_^
Ja matta!
Duo: Yep!
...
Signing out,
Forever Duo's Girl/TaraSaturn
email: glitzykiss67@aol.com
OR
IM: DuosHotandMine01