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Lightning's Ultra Super Sugar Rush Of Doom!
It was a peaceful day in Gotham City. All was well at Titans Tower until the telephone wrang.
" Hello?" said Robin. There was a quick muttering on the other end of the phone, " Ok we'll be right on it."
" What is it?" Starfire asked.
" Titans, Tro-" Just then Beastboy flew through the door and beamed Robin in the head with a foot ball!
" AHHHHH! SCREW YOU!" Robin cracked him in the head with his stick thing.
" Guys don't fight! We have to go!" Cyborg tried to stop them.
" SCREW YOU TOO YOU CREAMSICLE!!!" Robin cracked him in the head too.
" YOU DARN PUNG PUNG!" Cyborg blew Starfire, Robin, and Beastboy into Raven.
" You interrupt my meditating! NOW DIE!" Raven made butterknives glow black and fly at everyone.
And the fighting continued for a good portion of the day.
Meanwhile, in the mall of Gotham City...
" BROTHER! FUN!" Lightning was dancing around happily, throwing random electric bolts at people.
" Brother what was that stuff called that you ingested?" Thunder asked his springy brother.
" SUGAR! THEY CALLED IT SUGAR! MORE SUGAR! HYPER SUGAR! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Lightning ran into the mall's
fountain. He then electrocuted himself.
" Brother..."
" FUN!" Lightning continued electrocuting himself until he got bored of that. " I'm going to go there!" Lightning
pointed to a coffee shop.
" What is that?" Thunder asked, but Lightning was busy dumping sugar packets in his mouth.
" SUGARNESS! WEEEEEEENESS! FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNESSSSNESSNESSNESS!" Lightning grabbed a pot of coffee and dumped it
into his mouth. He then ran up to a post and began violently cracking his head off it.
" I wonder how long brother will act like this for?"
" TITANS GO!" Robin yelled. The Teen Titans flew into the mall through a skylight and began beating the crap out of
a random hobo.
" No! GET HIM!" Robin pointed at Lightning.
" HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Beastboy ran up and began violently whacking his head off the post with Lightning.
" HERAHHHH!" Robin punched Cyborg in the face.
" Ow man, what was that for?!" Cyborg then began blasting Starfire. BOOM!
" EEK!" Starfire then threw a Starbolt at Raven, who picked up Thunder and bashed him off the ground.
" Ow." Thunder then threw a penny into the fountain.
Eventually, a beat started.
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping.
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping.
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping.
Citizens gathered around and began clapping their hands.
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP!
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP!
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP!
Construction workers began clunking their hats off the ground consecutively.
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP! CLUNK! CLUNK!
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP! CLUNK! CLUNK!
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP! CLUNK! CLUNK!
Then Slade randomly appeared dressed as a pirate and walked away.
" HUH HUH HUH!" he laughed.
Everyone stopped and looked. Then Lightning laughed. Then they all laughed. Then Lightning punched Thunder and laughed.
Then Thunder punched him back.
" Ow." Lightning said, " You smell like a rubber duck."
" DUCK!" Beastboy yelled. Everyone laughed.
" QUACK!" Lightning began running around and bonking into things.
Then, the sugar wore off and all was peaceful. And they had crumpets and tea.
Just down the street, a person bent down and ripped a massive hole in their pants.
~~~~~
YOU FEAR THE DUCK! YOU LOOAAAATHE THE DUCK! YOU SMELL THE DUCK!
Lightning's Ultra Super Sugar Rush Of Doom!
It was a peaceful day in Gotham City. All was well at Titans Tower until the telephone wrang.
" Hello?" said Robin. There was a quick muttering on the other end of the phone, " Ok we'll be right on it."
" What is it?" Starfire asked.
" Titans, Tro-" Just then Beastboy flew through the door and beamed Robin in the head with a foot ball!
" AHHHHH! SCREW YOU!" Robin cracked him in the head with his stick thing.
" Guys don't fight! We have to go!" Cyborg tried to stop them.
" SCREW YOU TOO YOU CREAMSICLE!!!" Robin cracked him in the head too.
" YOU DARN PUNG PUNG!" Cyborg blew Starfire, Robin, and Beastboy into Raven.
" You interrupt my meditating! NOW DIE!" Raven made butterknives glow black and fly at everyone.
And the fighting continued for a good portion of the day.
Meanwhile, in the mall of Gotham City...
" BROTHER! FUN!" Lightning was dancing around happily, throwing random electric bolts at people.
" Brother what was that stuff called that you ingested?" Thunder asked his springy brother.
" SUGAR! THEY CALLED IT SUGAR! MORE SUGAR! HYPER SUGAR! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Lightning ran into the mall's
fountain. He then electrocuted himself.
" Brother..."
" FUN!" Lightning continued electrocuting himself until he got bored of that. " I'm going to go there!" Lightning
pointed to a coffee shop.
" What is that?" Thunder asked, but Lightning was busy dumping sugar packets in his mouth.
" SUGARNESS! WEEEEEEENESS! FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNESSSSNESSNESSNESS!" Lightning grabbed a pot of coffee and dumped it
into his mouth. He then ran up to a post and began violently cracking his head off it.
" I wonder how long brother will act like this for?"
" TITANS GO!" Robin yelled. The Teen Titans flew into the mall through a skylight and began beating the crap out of
a random hobo.
" No! GET HIM!" Robin pointed at Lightning.
" HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Beastboy ran up and began violently whacking his head off the post with Lightning.
" HERAHHHH!" Robin punched Cyborg in the face.
" Ow man, what was that for?!" Cyborg then began blasting Starfire. BOOM!
" EEK!" Starfire then threw a Starbolt at Raven, who picked up Thunder and bashed him off the ground.
" Ow." Thunder then threw a penny into the fountain.
Eventually, a beat started.
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping.
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping.
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping.
Citizens gathered around and began clapping their hands.
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP!
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP!
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP!
Construction workers began clunking their hats off the ground consecutively.
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP! CLUNK! CLUNK!
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP! CLUNK! CLUNK!
BONK! BONK! WHACK! BOOM! EEK! SMACK! CRASH! Ping. CLAP CLAP! CLUNK! CLUNK!
Then Slade randomly appeared dressed as a pirate and walked away.
" HUH HUH HUH!" he laughed.
Everyone stopped and looked. Then Lightning laughed. Then they all laughed. Then Lightning punched Thunder and laughed.
Then Thunder punched him back.
" Ow." Lightning said, " You smell like a rubber duck."
" DUCK!" Beastboy yelled. Everyone laughed.
" QUACK!" Lightning began running around and bonking into things.
Then, the sugar wore off and all was peaceful. And they had crumpets and tea.
Just down the street, a person bent down and ripped a massive hole in their pants.
~~~~~
YOU FEAR THE DUCK! YOU LOOAAAATHE THE DUCK! YOU SMELL THE DUCK!