Disclaimers: I don't own Fruits Basket, only Tanaka Sey the reporter.

Warning: It contains my twisted humor and the characters being MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR OOC.

Interview II - Sohma Momiji aka Saoti Ayaga

Now it was time for her interview with Saoti Ayaga who played Sohma Momiji. Sey giggled to herself. Sohma Momiji was wonderful, smart and so cute!

His door was decorated with pictures of himself and his sign was star shaped. With golden letters it said, Saoti Ayaga.

She knocked on the door.

"Yes?" she heard. That was definitely Sohma Momiji's voice! His voice was one of the best things about him.

"I'm Tanaka Sey, the reporter; I'm here to interview you."

"Fine, you may enter." She must be having problem with her ears, he sounded so... snobby.

She opened the door and saw the young actor wrapped in a gorgeous velvet robe. He was sitting on a red couch, surrounded with satin pillows. In his hand was a glass with one of those tiny umbrellas in. He gestured with his other hand for her to sit. Her eyes went to the small uncomfortable old stool across him.

Surely he couldn't mean for her to sit on that? There was plenty of space left on the couch he was sitting in.

She was about to sit down beside him when he protested,

"this is my seat," he said simply.

She raised her eyebrows. "There is plenty of room left on the couch..."

He sipped on his drink with his eyes closed, in no hurry at all to answer. This couldn't be happening, she couldn't believe this. The actor who played Sohma Momiji couldn't be some brat!

When he was finished with his drink he looked at her with a bored expression. "I like my space."

NOTE: A brat!

How absolutely rude!

She sighed but sat down on the stool and took out her pad and pen from her purse. She looked up and saw him studying his nails.

"What is your true age? You play a fifteen old year's boy in the show but I believe you're not fifteen?"

He raised a finely plucked right eyebrow.

"I am twenty." TWENTY!? He took notice of her expression. "Do you mock me?"

She shook her head.

NOTE: Has found the fountain of eternal youth?

"No, I was simply surprised."

He stared at her coldly. "You do mock me, why do you not confess it? I may look this way, but have you really looked? My legs may be short but what finely made legs, have you ever thought about it? My eyes may be big and innocent, but what tremendous unique eyes, have you ever thought about it? My hair curly, but how full of youth, sunshine and glory, have you ever thought about it? My body small, but still young and strong, have you ever thought about it? My hands small, but what delicate hands, have you ever thought about it?" He looked at her full with triumph.

NOTE: In love with himself?

"Uhm, no, I haven't thought about it." She wasn't sure what to do or say, obviously this boy, eh, man liked himself quite a lot.

He gave her a sly smile. "I thought so. You might want to think things over before you judge someone."

NOTE: A little slime ball.

"Yes, thank you for your advice..."

He nodded and pressed a button on the wall behind him, a woman came in and went directly to Mom- no, she meant Ayaga and started giving him a massage.

He gave out a sight of delight. "You see, such a delicate person as I, must have this treatment at least once a day. I couldn't possible survive a day without this!"

She looked disturbed at the scene.

NOTE: A sluggish boy... eh, man.

"Ehm, all right. How is your relationship with Honda Tohru in reality?"

"A nice girl she is, a human being who knows how to live her life fully." The woman behind him poured him some more lemonade and gently put it to his mouth so he could drink.

"Does the cast here feel like one big happy family?" He pressed another button and another woman came in and started massaging his feet. He sighed out of pleasure again.

NOTE: Has his own harem?

"Now that you mention it, we do feel like a family, we have worked together for so long and spend a lot of our time together, even if we don't want to. I'm not sure about 'happy though'. Some feels like annoying parents, other like good friends, and some like crazy relatives, you follow?"

She nodded and wondered what category he fitted it.

"So... I noticed that both your door and your walls are covered with pictures of yourself... May I ask why?"

He laughed at this question. "My, aren't you a funny one? I believe the answer is quite obvious!"

NOTE: Because he was a crazed boy lost in his stardom?

It was? She found no answer whatsoever... except that this young man was quite self-absorbed. "Please, tell me."

He sighed. "How pestering this is, fine, I will tell you, I cannot expect everyone to be gifted with such intelligence as I." WHAT?!

NOTE: Not afraid to praise himself...

"Have you not seen me?" he said, "have you not seen this marvelous body in front of you? Quite unique, isn't it? I can see it in your eyes that is what you think, and you are right, little reporter. Do you still wonder why there are pictures of me everywhere? Hah hah hah, I think not! You know now how close perfection I am, and how cannot you have pictures of the person that is so near perfection?" he paused and then shouted, "you can't! You must have pictures!"

How utterly disturbing.

"Eh... OK, I think I understand now... So, hmm, are you in a relationship now?"

He raised his eyebrows. "In a relationship?! Hah, no, I am not, I haven't yet found anyone worthy me, truly a pity but a fact."

Uh, what the hell?

"Well, now it is time for my final question. Tell me about your hobbies." Before he answered he pressed the button yet again and a third woman came in, she started to brush his hair.

He sighed like a dying man going to heaven. "Hobbies... I like writing, like now I am writing an autobiography. It is coming out this December, you should buy it, it is very good." This did not surprise her, she should have known. "Anything else I might like? Ah, yes, I do have lots of praise sites on the internet, it is very nice to read those, I do that quite a lot."

"Uhm, OK, thanks for lending me some of your time. It was very nice to see you."

Saoti Ayaga waved with his hand. "Yes, it must have been quite wonderful for you I believe, seeing me in real life. Well tu-de-lu!"

She blinked with her eyes, had that really just happened?

She wasn't sure what to think of the third actor Sohma Hiro who she was going to see now. It couldn't be that bad right? Three weirdos in a row would be just too much, she was certain Sohma Hiro was a real gentleman.

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Momiji's voice actor is Saitou Ayaka, as you can see I just changed some letters and voila you have Saoti Ayaga.

Thanks to those who reviewed. It really encouraged me.