Warning: This chapter contains A LOT of BAD LANGUAGE; if you are sensitive to such skip this chapter. It also contains my twisted humor and the characters being EXTREMELY OOC.

Disclaimers: I don't own Fruits Basket, the only thing I own here is Tanaka Sey the reporter.

Interview VI – Sohma Kisa aka Nazaku Kiaro

"Why Hatori? Why was it like that? We could have had it so good together!" Sey twirled around dramatically with her hand resting on her forehead.

The man studied Sey and sighed. "You stink. You can never be an actor," he said flatly.

She looked at the producer in shock. "I stink? Couldn't you have put it out more gently?"

"Sorry, thought I should be as honest as possible," he said and started walking away.

"Just a tiny part in Fruits Basket!" she called after him. "Just a tiny small part! Dammit, please!!!" she shouted. "I can be the mailman, how about that? Hello? Are you listening?" she sighed and gave up. Perhaps it wasn't meant to be...

Defeated she walked towards Sohma Kisa's room. Her sign was steel gray and with bold letters it said Nazaku Kiaro.

She knocked.

"Yes?" the voice sounded a lot stronger than Kisa's but it was her that was Kisa talking! Sey just wanted to rush in and give the little tiger a hug, but instead she said talked.

"I am Tanka Sey; I am here for an interview with you."

"Come in."

Nazaku Kiaro was sitting on a stool holding a gun in her hand. She was studying it with intense eyes.

"What are you doing with that thing?!" Sey said nervously and thought that perhaps the actress hated reporters.

"F*ck!" she muttered. "F*cking sh*t!" she glanced up at Sey. "Just look at this f*cking thing, I polished this just yesterday and still it has a scratch! Who the f*ck would do such a thing!" she looked crazed around the room. "I bet it's those f*cked up cleaners, don't ya think so? I bet they would love to get my gun and sell it for a lot of money..."

NOTE: Has a way with words.

Sey was relieved that the gun had not meant for her but what the actress said shocked her extremely, and those words coming out from her mouth! Oh, dear.

"Uhm, when can we start the interview?" she asked lamely not sure what to say.

"How about now?" she mumbled still observing her gun.

NOTE: Has a strong presence which in certain circumstances scares the hell out of people (well me at least).

"OK..." she took out her pad and pen and eyed the young actress. The actress was wearing a plain white T-shirt and blue dirty jeans that had holes everywhere. "Did you find your role as Kisa challenging?"

The actress finally decided to put the gun aside in a drawer. "Hell no. It was like shooting robbers, or as other would say – stealing candy from a baby." The actress couldn't keep still and started pacing around the room her hands moving everywhere. "It was like what the f*uck, it was that easy, you get it? We had to do my scenes kind of often though, those f*cking bastards didn't like it when I said 'obscene' things."

NOTE: Likes to say obscene things.

Sey couldn't imagine those 'obscene' words coming out from the young adorable Kisa. "Can you relate yourself to Sohma Kisa?"

She played with something in her hand and with horror Sey realized what it was. A grenade. "No, not at all. That girl is messed up."

Messed up? Wasn't it the other way around? "Uhm, can you please put that away?" she said pointing to the thing in Kisa's hand.

Kiaro threw it to the other side of the room. With dismay Sey watched it landing on the floor. Nothing happened.

"It's a toy, it was given to me by one of the cast (Authoress note: you'll find out later who). What the f*ck did you think it was?"

"Uhm, a real one," she said ashamed. Of course it hadn't been a real one! Who would keep a real one in their own room?

"You don't know a sh*t about weapons, right? A grenade doesn't go if you throw it; it goes of if you remove this," she said and pointed at the grenade. "Jeez, even a f*cking baby would know that."

NOTE: Trained to be the leader of an army?

O_O A baby? Oh well, ignore that comment, she said to herself.

"Really? I'm sorry..." she said.

"What the f*ck are you sorry about? Just go on with the interview... I'm going out hunting later, I don't have much time."

"Sorry…" she said trying to breathe normally. This she couldn't handle, almost being killed, well not really, but she rather think it that way otherwise she sounded wimpy. "How is your relationship with Honda Tohru in real life?"

She opened the same drawer that she had put her gun in and took out a rifle. "She's my best friend. Did you know she used to date Inu Yashi which is Hatori?"

"Yes, he told me so."

She put the rifle back and replaced it with a hunting knife. "He makes a f*cking delicious meal. God, I miss his food..."

"Oh." She was actually getting used to the language Kiaro used.

"Even the rice tasted like f*cking ambrosia – the food of Gods and Goddesses. Can you believe it? Damn," she shook her head. "Hmm, this gives me an idea... Perhaps I'll go and play with him later..." she mumbled to herself.

"I did eat Ritsu's food however," she said trying to sound clever.

"Never tasted it."

NOTE: Blunt.

She blushed, why did this young actress make her feel like an idiot? "Let's continue... How is your relationship with Hiro? I've already spoken to him and he said you were like a younger sister to him."

She laughed at this. "Yes, he likes to lie to himself; I believe I am like an older sister to him. He's always following old f*cked up women, I can't believe the ladies he chooses."

NOTE: HOW RUDE!

Sey was now the color of a tomato, Hiro had followed her...

"Well, now to the final question. Tell me about your hobbies," she said rather hasty because she didn't want to think about the earlier comment the young actress had stated.

"Hunting," she danced around with a dagger in her hand. "The amazing f*cking feeling when you overcome the victim... uhm, animal. I also collect swords, guns, and knifes." She stopped dancing. "I guess the interview is over now? Well nice to know you, I got to go now. I have a hunt to attend to. Have a f*cking wonderful live," she said and started stuffing a bag with guns and different sorts of knifes.

"Uh, thanks, bye," she said and hurried out.

Tears stained her eyes, oh Kisa, her beloved cute tiger! Was there no hope for her?" You still suck," the producer said as he passed her.

What the f*ck!?! She did not!

Oh no! What had she just thought! She was now too influenced by Kiaro; she needed a break before her meeting with Sohma Ayame.

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Nazuka Kaori is Kisa's voice actor, I just switched some letters and there you have Nazaku Kiaro.

All the voice actors have appeared in other roles, yes, I'm aware of this, but I had no intention of mentioning it except when it came to Yuki (and later Kyo). However a reviewer told me about Hatori's role in Gravitation and thus I mentioned it. Everyone is free to tell me if they want me to question other roles they have done (give me information about it as well, for there is a chance I haven't seen that anime) but do not do it with an interview I've already written.

Thanks for the reviews, especially to Furea / Toshi Ishimi and Cloud Vasquez for they have reviewed every chapter since reading it. Val Kyrie who reads both of my stories and for your wonderful comments.