A/N: Hehehehehehehehe........preciousssssssssssssssssss...
Chapter 1 -The journey that shouldn't begin begins
Harry: Hey Ron! Hermione had just invented the ATW jewel! (Around The World)
Ron: Huh? What? Who's Hermynee? What's an ATM jewel?
Harry: Dang! You've eaten Fred & George's Forget-everything-and-be-stupid candy!
Ron: Err excuse me, who the heck are you?
Harry: Don't worry Ron, the effect will last about....360 hours! No sweat!
Harry rushes to Hermione and tell her about the incident.
Hermione: Fine. He's not the only stupid one to eat it. Look at Dean and Seamus. They went havoc and attacked Dumbledore. He's in the hospital wing.
Harry: Dang! Let's use this jewel of yours and find the cure!
Hermione: Good idea. Egypt would be a best start.
The duo used the jewel and transported themselves to Eygpt.
After 500 hours in the Sahara Desert..
Harry: This is sooooooooooo boring! All I see is tons of thirsty muggles begging us for water. How come that never affect us?
Hermione: Huh? We actually drink water? That's something new.
Harry: What!? You don't know we drink water!?
Hermione: All I remember, we always drink Butterbeer or pumpkin juice.
Harry: Oh,yeah..right.
After another 500 hours...
Harry: Boooooorrrrrrrriiiinnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huh? Hey, Hermione! Come quick!
Hermione: What?
Harry: I saw Lupin and Sirius naked, sunbathing on the hot sand!
Hermione: What!? I don't see'em!
Harry: But I saw them waving at me.
Hermione: That's just a mirage.
Harry: Oh, dang!
After yet another 500 hours...
Hermione: (sigh) What are you reading?
Harry: (keeping the magazine away) Huh? What?
Hermione: (looking suspicious) Gimme that magazine.
Harry: What? NO! It's mine! You can't have it!
Hermione: (waving her wand) Wingardium Leviosa!
Harry: H.hey!
Hermione: (examine the magazine) Huh? What's this..'PORNest Moments of Muggles' Livehood'
Harry: Err..errr.
Hermione: Where did you get it!?
Harry: Some weirdo passes by and gave it to me.
Hermione: I never see anyone pass by.
Harry: It's errr..very hard to explain.
Hermione: (very angry) Where DID you get it!?
Harry: I told you it's very hard to explain.
Hermione: (pointing the wand on Harry) Where did you get it?
Harry: I told you its very hard to expla..ok, ok. It's that stupid camel!
Hermione: A camel gave you a dirty magazine?
Harry: Err,no! It's more like a scorpion!
Hermione: A scorpion gave you a dirty magazine?
Harry: Err no! It's the other way round sort of way.
Hermione: So a half scorpion half camel gave you that magazine? Where did it come from?
Harry: Err..Knockturn Alley?
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How would the duo escape these stinky dunes of shit? Chapter 2 will come soonnnnnnnnnn.......
Chapter 1 -The journey that shouldn't begin begins
Harry: Hey Ron! Hermione had just invented the ATW jewel! (Around The World)
Ron: Huh? What? Who's Hermynee? What's an ATM jewel?
Harry: Dang! You've eaten Fred & George's Forget-everything-and-be-stupid candy!
Ron: Err excuse me, who the heck are you?
Harry: Don't worry Ron, the effect will last about....360 hours! No sweat!
Harry rushes to Hermione and tell her about the incident.
Hermione: Fine. He's not the only stupid one to eat it. Look at Dean and Seamus. They went havoc and attacked Dumbledore. He's in the hospital wing.
Harry: Dang! Let's use this jewel of yours and find the cure!
Hermione: Good idea. Egypt would be a best start.
The duo used the jewel and transported themselves to Eygpt.
After 500 hours in the Sahara Desert..
Harry: This is sooooooooooo boring! All I see is tons of thirsty muggles begging us for water. How come that never affect us?
Hermione: Huh? We actually drink water? That's something new.
Harry: What!? You don't know we drink water!?
Hermione: All I remember, we always drink Butterbeer or pumpkin juice.
Harry: Oh,yeah..right.
After another 500 hours...
Harry: Boooooorrrrrrrriiiinnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huh? Hey, Hermione! Come quick!
Hermione: What?
Harry: I saw Lupin and Sirius naked, sunbathing on the hot sand!
Hermione: What!? I don't see'em!
Harry: But I saw them waving at me.
Hermione: That's just a mirage.
Harry: Oh, dang!
After yet another 500 hours...
Hermione: (sigh) What are you reading?
Harry: (keeping the magazine away) Huh? What?
Hermione: (looking suspicious) Gimme that magazine.
Harry: What? NO! It's mine! You can't have it!
Hermione: (waving her wand) Wingardium Leviosa!
Harry: H.hey!
Hermione: (examine the magazine) Huh? What's this..'PORNest Moments of Muggles' Livehood'
Harry: Err..errr.
Hermione: Where did you get it!?
Harry: Some weirdo passes by and gave it to me.
Hermione: I never see anyone pass by.
Harry: It's errr..very hard to explain.
Hermione: (very angry) Where DID you get it!?
Harry: I told you it's very hard to explain.
Hermione: (pointing the wand on Harry) Where did you get it?
Harry: I told you its very hard to expla..ok, ok. It's that stupid camel!
Hermione: A camel gave you a dirty magazine?
Harry: Err,no! It's more like a scorpion!
Hermione: A scorpion gave you a dirty magazine?
Harry: Err no! It's the other way round sort of way.
Hermione: So a half scorpion half camel gave you that magazine? Where did it come from?
Harry: Err..Knockturn Alley?
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How would the duo escape these stinky dunes of shit? Chapter 2 will come soonnnnnnnnnn.......