{Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la}
{Author's Notes: This takes place immediately after 'Lands Divided', after Sesshoumaru's declaration.}
Sango's Seduction
Chapter One: Confessions
"WHAT?!" Inuyasha shouted. Sesshoumaru winced. If Inuyasha was as loud as he thought he was, then everyone in the castle was wide awake.
"Shh! Shut up! You'll tell the whole castle if you keep it up!"
Inuyasha jumped to his feet and clapped Sesshoumaru on the back. Hard. Sesshoumaru grimaced, then growled in warning. Inuyasha chuckled. "Well, who would have guessed it? Sesshoumaru, the Great Demon Lord of the West, feared by mortals and demons alike, in love with a human! Its too much!" He collapsed in his laughter. Sesshoumaru stood up and kicked him lightly in the ribs. Inuyasha oomphed, but kept laughing.
"Be quiet! You'll wake someone up!"
"I'm trying to. I need a witness, just in case you try to deny it later."
Sesshoumaru kicked him again and left the study, heading for his room. As he settled down for sleep, his thoughts went back to what he said. 'What will she say?' he wondered. He knew Sango was fond of him, but he didn't know how fond, since he hadn't asked her. Sesshoumaru decided he would ask her tomorrow as he drifted off to sleep.
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Inuyasha chuckled all the way down the hallway, trying to be as quiet as possible. A sneaker zoomed in front of him suddenly, letting him know he wasn't as quiet as he hoped.
"Inuyasha! What is your-oomph!"
Inuyasha clamped his hand over her mouth and shoved her back in her room, closing the door behind him. Kagome stared at him as he checked the room.
"Where's Sango?" he asked, checking under the futon.
"In her room asleep, why?"
Inuyasha pulled her down to the futon, his hands holding hers tightly. "Do you want to know something?" he asked her, a wicked smile on his face.
Kagome blushed. "Know what?" Inuyasha leaned closer to her, the smile turning into a full blown grin.
"How about I…"
"You?"
"Tell you what Sesshoumaru just told me."
"SIT BOY!"
Thump!
"Ow! What was that for?"
Kagome's eyebrow ticked irritably as she grabbed his leg and dragged him to the door.
"I don't care what Sesshoumaru said. Your just pulling my leg, anyway."
Inuyasha snorted. "YOU'RE pulling MY leg, remember? Anyway, this is good!"
Kagome stopped to glare at him. "Ok, dog boy. You have 2 minutes. If I don't share your sense of humor, I'll S. I. T. you again and fry you at the same time."
Inuyasha winced, but couldn't help but giggle. "I think I'm pretty safe then. Sesshoumaru just said he wanted to ask Sango to be his mate."
"OH-MY-GOD-ARE-YOU-SERIOUS?!" Kagome shrieked. Inuyasha grimaced, wishing he could hold his ears. 'And Sesshoumaru was worried about me.' He finally regained control of his body. Inuyasha launched at her and pinned her to the futon. Kagome was too busy "oh my god' ing and "Sango's gonna be so happy" to notice.
"Would you be quiet! Sesshoumaru is mad enough at me."
"You didn't laugh at him, did you?"
Inuyasha looked away, a guilty look on his face. Kagome smacked his arm.
"Inuyasha, how could you?"
SMACK!
"He trusted you not to laugh!"
SMACK!
"Shame on you!"
SMACK!
Inuyasha defended himself from the blows, laughing at her. "I didn't mean to. It just slipped."
"Kagome what's going…oh. Sorry."
Inuyasha and Kagome looked up to find Sango staring at them, her face beet red. They looked at each other and saw their compromising position. They quickly separated as Sango left the room.
"Sango wait! It's not like that!" Kagome called as she stood up. Inuyasha yanked her back down, earning a scowl that usually came before the dreaded 'sit'.
"Inuyasha, I have to go talk to her."
"You have to talk to me."
He hurriedly pushed her back to the futon, sitting on her hips. "If you say 'it', I'll land on you. I need your help anyway."
"Help with what?"
"Sesshoumaru is nervous, if you can believe it. Neither one of us knows how to ask a woman something like this, so can you help him?" He gave her his best puppy face, his ears moving toward her.
"Please?"
Tweak-Tweak!
Kagome sighed. She was such a sucker for the dog ears.
{SF: Aren't we all? ::le sigh::}
"Fine, I'll do it. If you get off me." Inuyasha reluctantly obliged and she rubbed her head.
"Leave me alone for the night and I'll think of something."
Inuyasha stood and bowed in mock reverence. "Yes, my lady. I will come again at sunrise."
Kagome growled something about ceasing his ability to produce if he did as he walked out the room. Inuyasha sighed and walked back to his room. Tomorrow was going to be a long day.
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Inu-chan: That was great! I can't believe Sesshoumaru's going to mate Sango! She'll kill 'em in a day and a half!
Kagome: Now way Inuyasha! I think it's sweet!
Inu-chan: I don't care, as long as Sesshoumaru stays away from you.
Kagome: {::dreamy eyed::} Wow Inuyasha, really?
Inu-chan: Yeah. Can't let him have my shard detector, can I?
Kagome: {::growls::} Damn it! SIT!
Thump!
SF: They've started that mess again. Oh well. The reviews and the preview are below.
Chapter Two: Blood Rites
The Demon Tournaments resurfaced in his memory. Sango told him afterwards about Sesshoumaru bringing him back to life, stabbing Kagome in the process. If the sword had hurt her, he would have chased after Sesshoumaru and beaten him within an inch of his life. Now what Sesshoumaru did was coming under a new scrutiny. 'Why did Sesshoumaru run us through?' It hit Inuyasha like a ton of bricks. His eyes widened and he unconsciously tightened his arms around Kagome's waist. 'Sesshoumaru was trying to see if Kagome was strong enough to be my mate! If she even WANTED to be my mate!' He scowled suddenly. 'Then what was the result of it? Does she or doesn't she?'
Responses:
MiTsUbIsHi: Thanks a lot for the love!
Animegirl11: Yup, I finally decided to go ahead and start 'Tested'. I knew you'd be happy about that. On top of that, someone talked me into attempting a sequel for 'What to Do...'. AND I'm going to add another fic, 'Second Chance' to the batch. All while school is in! Can you believe it! I think I've lost my ever-loving mind... I'm thrilled myself! I'm glad he's back! New episodes mean more Sesshou! Yay!
Lilfrozenfire: WHERE IN THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!!!!! I swear, I'm going to shake you silly when I get my hands on you! And did you give RS one of the exploding gumballs? Inu-chan: Ha ha! SF wouldn't do that to me! SF: I will if you don't quit asking me if we do it every 5 minutes! Inu-chan: Hey! I'm just wondering! SF: Wondering my a**. Oh, sorry about that. I'm going to shove three of those gumballs down Inu-chan's throat. Anyway, I'm almost through with the story I promised you. Look for it this week.
Sukuri: I have to make sure everything's right in the story! I don't want to post a sucky story! Miroku is coming in this one, so hold on.
Bikutoria: LOL! That's what my brother said when he read the title! Inu-chan has no choice in the matter, but it does help that Sesshou will help him out.
Sugarhighs:P: School started for me two weeks into Aug. Sucks I swear, but this is my last year! Somebody say Yay!
Glory230: Thanks!
Del_Kaidin: Thank you. {::bows::} I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it. Sango's Seduction is coming as soon as possible.
Tessa3: Then I'll wait with bated breath. Is that right? Kagome: I don't think so SF. SF: Oh well Hell. I tried. Anyway, as I said, I'll wait and its great of you to draw one at all.
StarryEyedChick: Thanks! I just want you to know that I read 'Life Loves a Tragedy' and I'm still in shock. You're right, its definitely a parody. Especially that one scene where Sesshou and Kagome-{::blushes::} well, do that in front of Inu-chan-{::blush darkens::} You know what I'm talking about! I loved it though! Can't wait until you post another chapter!
Badgerwolf: The demons will accept Inu-chan for two reasons: Sesshoumaru said so (duh) and any demon that has a powerful miko like Kagome for an ally is the most powerful demon in the land. They really don't care what he is, just so long as he's powerful enough to do his job.
PasoLover: {::bows::} Thank you so much! I promise you I don't deserve it. It's all due to the muse. {::muse stands up and takes a bow, then goes over to Sesshou::} SF's muse: I want some ice cream. Sesshou: And what do I care? SF's muse: If you don't give it to me, I'll make SF put you and Naraku in an...'interesting' position. {::Sesshou pales and rushes to the fridge::} SF: {::shaking her head::} See, she knows how to get things done around here.
