"Here we are, back again at Lavender Brown's Talk Show. The question,
"What purpose does a light bulb serve?" will now be given to Draco Malfoy,
seeing that Ron Weasly got it wrong. Draco, do you think you could tell us
the purpose of a light bulb?"
"Well, I could use common logic, unlike Weasly, and figure it out. Light comes from the sun, and is used to see and keep warm, but the only reason it keeps you warm is because the sun is a fireball in the sky. Now a flower bulb is a flower before is has bloomed, so it would be a certain shape. A light bulb would then be a small shape that enables you to see," Draco replied with a smirk curled around his lips.
"Umm, Hermionie, is that the correct answer?" Lavender asked shakily.
At first, Hermionie couldn't speak. She was awestruck at the accuracy in those few sentences. And to have those said by Draco Malfoy! Of all people to know the purpose of a light bulb. "Ahh, yes, that is precisely the answer," she stuttered.
"Well, then, Draco Malfoy receives 50 points," Lavender replied.
"What! Only 50 points! I answered that question to it's full extent, and you said, "If you get the question correct, you will receive 100 points!" I'm not stupid, so I know that 50 does not equal 100!"
"Well, you see, when Ron guessed, he was guessing for 100 points because he rang the bell. You didn't ring the bell, the question just got passed down to you when Ron got the wrong answer. The point level was then reduced to 50, which is half of 100," Lavender retorted smoothly.
"I'm not stupid. I know that 50 is half of 100, but I still."
"Why don't we take a commercial break, while I sort this out with Draco."
"Well, I could use common logic, unlike Weasly, and figure it out. Light comes from the sun, and is used to see and keep warm, but the only reason it keeps you warm is because the sun is a fireball in the sky. Now a flower bulb is a flower before is has bloomed, so it would be a certain shape. A light bulb would then be a small shape that enables you to see," Draco replied with a smirk curled around his lips.
"Umm, Hermionie, is that the correct answer?" Lavender asked shakily.
At first, Hermionie couldn't speak. She was awestruck at the accuracy in those few sentences. And to have those said by Draco Malfoy! Of all people to know the purpose of a light bulb. "Ahh, yes, that is precisely the answer," she stuttered.
"Well, then, Draco Malfoy receives 50 points," Lavender replied.
"What! Only 50 points! I answered that question to it's full extent, and you said, "If you get the question correct, you will receive 100 points!" I'm not stupid, so I know that 50 does not equal 100!"
"Well, you see, when Ron guessed, he was guessing for 100 points because he rang the bell. You didn't ring the bell, the question just got passed down to you when Ron got the wrong answer. The point level was then reduced to 50, which is half of 100," Lavender retorted smoothly.
"I'm not stupid. I know that 50 is half of 100, but I still."
"Why don't we take a commercial break, while I sort this out with Draco."