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Chapter 2- Get f**ked, help and water
After yet another 500 hours..
Hermione: OK! I'M GETTING F**KED UP BORED HERE HARRY!
Harry: Hermione! What did you just say?
Hermione: Huh? Say what?
Harry: That word 'F**ked'.
Hermione: Oh, that word.. well that I've found it in that magazine of yours.
Harry: Oh, that word. What does that word mean? You said out a word you don't even know the meaning?
Hermione: Err..yeah.
Harry: Hey, there's a passer by. Let's ask him. Excuse me, we need some help.
Man-going-to-die: Huh? Duh?
Harry: Can you tell me what does "F**k" mean?
Man-going-to-die: He.help...help me...
Hermione: So it meant "help"?
Man-going-to-die: Wa..water.water..
Harry: So there's a second meaning too. "Water" right?
Hermione: To summaries this, the word "F**K" meant "help" and "water".
Man-going-to-die:..(died).
Harry: Thanks a lot muggle.
Finally, the duo reached a city..
Hermione: We need to ask for directions. Let's ask that lady.
Harry: Ok. Excuse me lady, can you please "f**k" us?
Sexy Bitch: Huh? What?
Hermione: We need help. So can you please "f**k" us?
Sexy Bitch: You wanna "f**k" ?
Harry: Sorry, we don't need water now. We need directions to a place where they can "f**k" us.
The duo went into a bar called "Sweet Paradise"
Waitress: Can I serve you?
Hermione: Please give us two glasses of water, er I mean two "f**k"s.
Waitress: ??????
Harry: I mean give us two glasses of "f**k"s, please.
Waitress: Holy..two glasses of "f**k"s?? God.I wander the manger have them..
Hold on please,Sir.
Harry: Oh, please be fast!! It's been ages since we last had our "f**K"!
Waitress: OH GOSH!!
The waitress ran to the manager's room immediately.
Waitress: Mr. Moron! There are two freaks out there wanting two glasses of "f**k"s.
Is this the way some people say when they wanted sex??
Mr Moron: Minerva...i know this is your first day at work...but Dang!! Show them to me!!
The waitress walked out of the manager's room and went to Harry and Hermione's table.
Waitress: Erm...Sir and Ma'am..my manager, He-who-must-not-be-named-but- have-a-name-that-sucked
Would like to see you both in his room now, if you don't mind.
Hermione and Harry both exchanged looks and nodded.
Hermione & Harry: Oh... sure!
On the way to the manager's room.
Hermione: Harry.don't u think it's funny?
Harry: Errr.what's so funny..?
Hermione: I mean.we only want a drink of water.but this muggle's boss wanted to see us.
Harry: Oh..I'm not too sure 'bout that..maybe it's because that we are foreigners.and it's the Egyptian custom?
Hermione: Maybe...and dang! Her boss's name is so weird... He-who-must-not- be-named-but-have-a- name-that-sucked?
Waitress: Mr. Moron, here they are.
(Harry:No wonder! His name's Moron! (smirks) )
(Hermione: Quiet Harry!)
Mr. Moron: Thank you Minerva. You may go out now.
(Harry: Minerva?! What the hell...)
(Hermione:Shhh!! Harry!)
Waitress: Thank you, Sir.
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Chapter 2- Get f**ked, help and water
After yet another 500 hours..
Hermione: OK! I'M GETTING F**KED UP BORED HERE HARRY!
Harry: Hermione! What did you just say?
Hermione: Huh? Say what?
Harry: That word 'F**ked'.
Hermione: Oh, that word.. well that I've found it in that magazine of yours.
Harry: Oh, that word. What does that word mean? You said out a word you don't even know the meaning?
Hermione: Err..yeah.
Harry: Hey, there's a passer by. Let's ask him. Excuse me, we need some help.
Man-going-to-die: Huh? Duh?
Harry: Can you tell me what does "F**k" mean?
Man-going-to-die: He.help...help me...
Hermione: So it meant "help"?
Man-going-to-die: Wa..water.water..
Harry: So there's a second meaning too. "Water" right?
Hermione: To summaries this, the word "F**K" meant "help" and "water".
Man-going-to-die:..(died).
Harry: Thanks a lot muggle.
Finally, the duo reached a city..
Hermione: We need to ask for directions. Let's ask that lady.
Harry: Ok. Excuse me lady, can you please "f**k" us?
Sexy Bitch: Huh? What?
Hermione: We need help. So can you please "f**k" us?
Sexy Bitch: You wanna "f**k" ?
Harry: Sorry, we don't need water now. We need directions to a place where they can "f**k" us.
The duo went into a bar called "Sweet Paradise"
Waitress: Can I serve you?
Hermione: Please give us two glasses of water, er I mean two "f**k"s.
Waitress: ??????
Harry: I mean give us two glasses of "f**k"s, please.
Waitress: Holy..two glasses of "f**k"s?? God.I wander the manger have them..
Hold on please,Sir.
Harry: Oh, please be fast!! It's been ages since we last had our "f**K"!
Waitress: OH GOSH!!
The waitress ran to the manager's room immediately.
Waitress: Mr. Moron! There are two freaks out there wanting two glasses of "f**k"s.
Is this the way some people say when they wanted sex??
Mr Moron: Minerva...i know this is your first day at work...but Dang!! Show them to me!!
The waitress walked out of the manager's room and went to Harry and Hermione's table.
Waitress: Erm...Sir and Ma'am..my manager, He-who-must-not-be-named-but- have-a-name-that-sucked
Would like to see you both in his room now, if you don't mind.
Hermione and Harry both exchanged looks and nodded.
Hermione & Harry: Oh... sure!
On the way to the manager's room.
Hermione: Harry.don't u think it's funny?
Harry: Errr.what's so funny..?
Hermione: I mean.we only want a drink of water.but this muggle's boss wanted to see us.
Harry: Oh..I'm not too sure 'bout that..maybe it's because that we are foreigners.and it's the Egyptian custom?
Hermione: Maybe...and dang! Her boss's name is so weird... He-who-must-not- be-named-but-have-a- name-that-sucked?
Waitress: Mr. Moron, here they are.
(Harry:No wonder! His name's Moron! (smirks) )
(Hermione: Quiet Harry!)
Mr. Moron: Thank you Minerva. You may go out now.
(Harry: Minerva?! What the hell...)
(Hermione:Shhh!! Harry!)
Waitress: Thank you, Sir.
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Non-Harry Potter fans and those other "people" might like this. Hehehehehe.....