"And here we are, ladies and gentlemen, and back to Lavender Brown's Talk Show. We had our, ahhhh, little incident with contestant Draco Malfoy, but that is all cleared up now. Isn't it Draco?"

"Whatever."

"Ok, now we will move on to the next question. Again, first one to ring the bell gets to answer first for 100 points. If he gets the answer wrong, the other contestant can try to answer for 50 points. Any questions?"

"I have a question," supplied Draco.

"And what might that be?" asked Lavender.

"When are the rules of this game going to come out fair?" Draco asked ruefully.

"Shut up, Malfoy!" Lavender yelled. "We settled this back stage. Now, Ron, do you have any questions?"

"Nope," said Ron.

"Good. Now Hermionie, please ask the question." Lavender said stressfully.

"Sure. Ummm, who invented the lightbulb?" Hermionie asked.

*Ron rings the bell*

"Yes, Ron?" Lavender asked hopefully.

"A healer invented the lightbulb." Ron said proudly.

"And how do you figure that?" Hermionie asked curiously.

"It was this muggle healer."

"Doctor, Ron."

"Yeah, a doctor is what you call them. The doctor drank a muggle potion."

"Medicine, Ron."

"Yeah, medicine, and he suddenly got the idea to invent the lightbulb. The healer, or doctor, was named after the potion, medicine. So Doctor Medicine invented the lightbulb."

"No!" gasped Hermionie, through fits of laughter, "but that is an extremely hilarious answer!"

"Well," sighed Lavender with despair distinct in her voice, "I guess it is Draco's turn then, after our commercial break."