"And we're back, and ready to start up the show. Due to backstage events," Lavender mentioned shakily, "the last topic will be dropped. We will do a new topic now.Nothing more shall be said on the light bulb. Now, Hermionie, please pick another topic."

"Ok. Umm, how does a fan sound." Hermionie suggested.

"Excellent choice, because I have no idea what that is. Like the light bulb topic, Hermionie will ask a who, what, when, where, why, or how question on the fan, and you all know the rest. Let's begin. Hermionie, ask the question."

"What purpose does a fan serve?"

*Ron rings the bell repeatedly*

"Yes, Ron?" Lavender asked a little too hopefully, although she knew there was no hope with him.

"My dad got one of these for mum. She uses it once in a while, like whenever we have guests. She puts food in it, and put's it on top of a fire. The food cooks, and then she makes us eat it."

"Ron," Hermionie sputtered, "that's a pan! A cooking pan! I mean a fan, not a pan!

"Are you sure that's not correct, Hermionie?" Lavender managed.

"What? You think I wouldn't know the answer to my own question on something I've lived with all my life. Please!" Hermionie said.

"Oh, well. Draco gets a shot at the question, 'What purpose does a fan serve' after our quick commercial break." Lavender droned on.