Inuyasha: Here we go again.

(Striking Falcon slaps his arm, earning a growl in response. She rolls her eyes at him and faces the audience.)

Striking Falcon: I'm back! Here are the author's notes fo 'Sango's Seduction.' Sango, since this does invove you, why don't you do the explaining.

Sango: If you insist.

#1. The Mating Ritual: The Mating Ritual consists of an initation ceremony and three trials. Here they are below.

The Mixing of Blood: This is to make sure that the female (expecially a human female) is strong enough, and wants to be the demon's mate. She must be both, or she'll be sick. It takes three days for the results to be fully be seen. At which time; (she brings the script closer to her face and gasps) a mark appears on her neck! Why didn't you tell me?

Striking Falcon: This is my fanfiction, and I don't have to tell you anything. Keep going, before I let Inuyasha take over.

(Everyone but Inuyasha visably winces. Inuyasha looks around in annoyance.)

Inuyasha: What's so bad about me taking over?

(Striking Falcon gazes at Sango, pleading silently to her. Sango sighs.)

Sango: Fine, I'll let it go. Next is the actual ritual, seperated into three parts. They are The Gift, The Sacrifice, and The Declaration. They have to be performed by the male. The Gift has to be something that means a lot to the female, The Sacrifice has to be something important to the male, and the Declaration has to be something you normally wouldn't hear the male say aloud. We can guess what that means for Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: (blushing and scowling at the same time) Shut the hell up, Sango! What makes you think I want to be mated, anyway?

(Kagome jumps from her seat and runs off stage, crying. Inuyasha jumps up and follows her out. Striking Falcon and Sango sigh again, with Sesshoumaru shaking his head in annoyance at the whole situation.)

Striking Falcon: Keep going, Sango. She'll be fine

(Sango nods)

Sango: The last is the song Kagome sings in Chapter Four is Limp Biscuits' 'My Way.'

Striking Falcon: You said it wrong.

Sango: (exasperated beyond measure) Whatever! Do you have anything to add, SF?

Striking Falcon: Yes, I do. The kimono Inuyasha gave Kagome is very special, but you won't find out how special until Souta sees it. He doesn't see it until the last part of the series.

Sesshoumaru: Then why tell us now?

Striking Falcon: (smirking) Because I can! Anyhow, thank you all for staying. (Finally noticing that the audience is five sleeping people. Striking Falcon sweatdrops.)