Chapter 6

They Return To Hogwarts…

Hermione stared blankly at the stone wall ahead of her... she was waiting for something. Professor Umbridge looked annoyed, "Miss Granger, forgive me for saying this but perhaps you're a trifle deaf. I clearly asked you to turn your desk to face me." She explained blankly.

Hermione looked at her watch, "Any minute now…"Suddenly there was a very loud knock at the door. "A-ha!" She shrieked.

Two figures flung open the door and Umbridge was slammed face-first into the wall. The two boys strolled into the classroom and the last one in slammed the door shut sending Umbridge back to her normal resting position within the door, leaving the majority of her teeth on the floor by the wall. Hermione had a smug look on her face as the first person began unpacking a large Dragon Hide suitcase while the other addressed their onlookers…

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls… Prepare yourselves as you are about to be amazed, intrigued and possibly horrified all at the same time! Not possible you say? Well I say anything is possible… Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls welcome to Show and Tell!"

The other figure, who had finished unpacking their suitcase added: "I Show, He Tells and you Boys and Girls… You Buy!!" He flicked his wand and out shot a banner that began to unravel. It attached itself to the wall behind them and words began to materialise form nowhere. On the banner was 3 elaborate, intertwined W's with the words next to it reading… "Exclusive Auction – Today Only!" (You can see my idea of the banner at !!)

"Fred, George…is that you? Bloody Hell!" Ron exclaimed.

"Aah, well is it isn't our dearest younger brother! Did you enjoy your little erm… present last week?" Fred asked.

"No! I had to spend 2 days in the hospital wing after it exploded in my face!" he replied, "Anyway what are you 2 doing here?"

"We received a letter by owl yesterday at Diagon Alley! Rather cryptic actually:

Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes,

93 Diagon Alley,

Tomorrow, Hogwarts, teacher taken care of, biggest profits you'll ever see! 4pm, Defence Against the Dark Arts… Green Tights!

Harry and Ron turned round and looked at Hermione who tried her best to look innocent but was finding it difficult to hold down her laughter.

"Go on then! Lets see what you've got!" said Harry eagerly fishing out money from his pockets.

"I'm sure you've seen this before," said George as Fred pulled out what looked like an ordinary wizards hat. " These as you very well know are headless hats… Already have one you say? Well they have been modified as I will demonstrate…"

" Pleese leeve imeliateely. I wil nokave you usin mie clarse room fore shelling your goodes!" Umbridge said as she finally regained consciousness and clearly having trouble speaking with hardly any teeth!

"Observe" Fred said as he placed the hat onto professor Umbridge's head! "Notice, not only has her head completely disappeared, but you can no longer hear her horrible toad like voice!"

The students began to run forwards towards Fred and George, clambering over desks, chairs and each other, madly waving money in the air! Umbridge began flailing her arms in front of her hoping to catch a passing student to take hostage but in having no look she made rude hand gestures at Fred and George who simply threw a copy of Defensive Magical Theory at her and hit square between the eyes.

" GOOD! Now we're rid of her who wants some Skiving Snack Boxes? Extendible Ears maybe? Or perhaps a Fake Wand or two?" shouted George above the students madly bidding for a headless hat.

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Haven't quite finished this chapter but I thought I'd put it up for all you nice people to read!!

Kind isn't I?