*On a Stage, curtains pull back*

Mikomi: *spotlight* /on knees and crying/ How very sad.. My disk containing ALL of the Naruto fics is gone...!! All gone.. I haven't even got a chance to put it on the hard-drive or sumbit it...!! The world is so cruel!!

Ya-chan: *off stage* Stop being overly dramatic... Your disk just has to be formatted..

An-chan: Ya-san! You are so cruel!! Can't you see she's in distress..!! /stands beside, hand on Mikomi's shoulder, in the spotlight/ Well... We shall try and continue! /points off stage/

Ya-chan: Just read this is going no where!!!

(We don't own Naruto..!)

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Muffled "ows" came from Naruto after every bump his backside went over.

"Shhh!! They can hear you!!"

"MMmMm muummmmmm!!! mffufuufmmfufffuufufuf"

"What..?! You keep you mouth shut! You better not tell anyone what you have seen or heard..!!"

"muumm!!! mufff!! mumff!! muummmummm!!!"

"You know...." Matataki turned back to see Naruto tied up and gaged "OH NO! Naruto-Kun!!" She stopped which left Naruto crashing into what he thought was a bush.. atleast he hoped so... "Who has done this to you! That cruel person should be punished!! I shall find who did this to you!! And they will be killed!!!" She said hugging him..!!

Naruto who was currently trying to squirm out of the girl's arms, he was terrified..!! What was wrong with her..!! She's the one who tied him up and gaged him..! This girl was seriously demented..

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Somewhere off in the distance Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke were looking for some kind of ransom note...

"Hmmm Where could it beeeee....." Kakashi pondered not really caring...

"So there really is a stalker...?" Sakura asked out loud for anyone to hear

"No... It's just a rabid fan girl who wants to cuddle him and make him her's forever..!" Sasuke said so very scarcastically.

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Sasuke's guess wasn't far off...

"We are here!!" Matataki unveiled Naruto's mask and gag

"Wow...." Naruto gasped, looking at the amazing paradise of pools and fountains and girls who turned when he arrived and gazed at him with glittering eyes...

"He is cute.." one said..

"I'm not suprised why Matataki chose him..." another said.

"Hey hey back off..!" Matataki said hugging him, leaving him without much air.

"Hey that's not fair...! We didn't even know where he was.."

"ne---eed.... air..." Naruto tried to say

"OH NO! Naruto-kun!! It's happened again! Someone is trying to hurt you..!! I won't let them!!" Matataki said stroking his hair and hugging him tight but not as tight as before..

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They went to Naruto place to check for some note..

"Who do you think is next...?" Sakura said outloud

"for what..." Kakashi replied..

"Having a person stalk them... If there is a stalker.. then well they won't really go after the same person.. It's not very logical..."

Sasuke just gave a frustrated groan after the 10 question she had asked

"Just think... If it was me... Me being taken away.. by some person, maybe like Lee-san.. Just much more crazier. What if they tortue me trying to get me to tell them a deadly secret.. or someone who admired me for my beauty..." She kinda went on like that for a while. Sasuke was getting fed up. "Would you save me Sa-su-ke--kun~!"

He just gave a 'grunt'. Kakashi soon left the room to check for any other evidence.

"Hey.. What do you think about Kakashi-sensei.." she whisper to Sasuke

"What...!" Sasuke said twitching and had a faint blush... O.o

"I mean like the type stalking him..."

"Oh... Phhft.. I dunno..."

"Well it could be some killer trying to get the secret of the Sharingan.. or just out of spite... Or maybe a person who cares soooo dearly for him..." after that thought she blushed.

Sasuke just gave her a disturbed look...

"Well it's just me thinking.." She said

Kakashi came into the room, Sasuke and Sakura just went about their business pretending the little talk never happened...

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TO BE CONTINUED