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Title: Raven Silk & Red Satin

Author: GoddessByline

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Part 6: Rip off the roof and stay in bed…

With low and slightly unsteady voice, the blonde started, half humming, half singing. "Hmm… is rising… Hmm… getting low… According to our hmm… The street's the place to go…"

The same moment she started humming, the elf slowly started to slip the red satin robe off his shoulders as he shamelessly batted his eyelashes in her direction. When the robe had slid down to the half-length of his arms, he gracefully turned around while wiggling his hips, allowing the robe to fall to the floor. Then he turned around to face her again and started to unlace the front of his tunic. The blonde now realised that he actually was going to strip for her.

Her courage increased and she continued to sing, now in a much steadier voice. "Cause' tonight for the first time… Just about half past ten… For the first time in history… It's gonna start raining men…" The embroided cream tunic joined the robe on the floor revealing a plain, white tunic that fit snugly to his muscular chest.

"It's raining men… Hallelujah… It's raining men… Amen…" Now she was on a roll, clapping her hands to the song as the elf dropped more and more garments to the floor. "I'm gonna go out…" *clap, clap* "I'm gonna let myself get…" *clap, clap* "Absolutely soaking weeet…"

"It's raining men… " *clap, clap* Vest unbuttoned and dropped. "Hallelujah…" *clap, clap* Shirt dropped. "It's raining men…" *clap, clap* First boot dropped. "Every specimen…" *clap, clap* Second boot dropped.

"Tall blonde dark and lean…" Breeches unlaced. "Rough and tough and strong and meeeaaan…" Breeches dropped. "Oh my god, he's naked underneath!" She thought while the elf smiled wickedly as if he could read her mind.

"God bless Mother Nature!" She shouted in pure excitement as Elrond flexed his muscles and leisurely approached the bed.

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