What the Yotz, Oh frell! Sorry the microphone slipped. Anyway Hello and welcome to Sparky's Lounge with me your host Dominar Rygel Sixteenth. Ruler to over six hundred billion subjects, oh and of course the cookie jar!
Feed me more!!!
Enough jabbering and back to today's show. It's a Farscape special and the most royal alien in the Uncharted Territories, moi is going to interview the characters of Farscape to find out a little more about them. So here goes: lets welcome our first guest the grey trelk Chiana
(Applause from audience as Chiana enters toward the hot seat)
"What did you call me Frog lips?" (Chiana gives evil glare)
"Sorry, don't hurt me, please" (Rygel bends head in begging position)
"Piece of dren!" (Chiana sits in the hot seat)
So Chiana lets get on with the interview. To start with can you tell me a little about yourself.
"My names Chiana, I'm a Nabari and I like snurching things!"
"Great start. On with question one"
1. What is your greatest fear?
"I suppose it will be seeing Nerri die. He's my only sibling"
2. What is your favourite drink?
"That easy. raslak…..ummm hot raslak"
3. What's your favourite saying?
"That's easy, Frell.
4. What do you dream about?
"Defiantly not you. Next question" (laughter from audience)
5. Who killed Sallis?
"Me of course! No actually I'm not telling you"
6. What's your earliest memory?
"I don't really remember. Probably Nerri and I on Nabari Prime getting into trouble do doubt!"
7. Who do you hate on Moya?
"No-one we're like family. But if I had to pick one it would be you, slug head!" (applaud from audience)
8. When was the last time you had sex?
"About an arn ago. I'm bed with…."
"ENOUGH!" (Rygel shouts)
9. Do you consider getting married?
"One day yes. If D'Argo wishes it, I'll go for it and then have children afterwards"
10. How would you define yourself in three words?
"Young, sexy and a distraction causer" (Buzzer goes off)
"Frell look at the time. I am afraid your interview is over. Thanks for sharing
"Anytime, Ryge and next time I want an entrance in a fast car, one of those trucks from Earth" (Audience laugh)
(Chiana leaves the hot seat and skips away singing to herself)