"Now onto our second interview with the brutish Peacekeeper skank, Officer Aeryn Sun. Sorry, didn't mean it please, forgive me."

"Rygel!" (Aeryn enters holding pulse pistol. Crowd cheers)

(Rygel ducks as Aeryn shoots Pulse Pistol)

"Before you kill me lets hear a bit about yourself"

"My name is Officer Aeryn Sun, special Peacekeeper commando, icaren company, pilizar regiment. I was born a Peacekeeper, went to fly scrubrunners at 14 and then prowler attack school at 16. Started late as I couldn't reach the frelling peddles!" (applause and laughter from crowd)

"Cut the life story short and on with the questions"

Question 1:

"What is your worst fear"

"Being left alone. I have always been part of a squad or a platoon so being alone would be frightening. Losing John again would be a great fear too. I love him so much"

Question 2:

"Who's your favourite Moya crew member?

"That would have to be John. He's stuck by me when times were bad and fought to the end. He named a star after me."

Question 3:

"What do you dream about?"

"John….but don't tell him. Oh and Sesame Street. Frelling great TV programme"

Question 4:

"What were your parents like?"

"My mother…….(Rygel cuts of Aeryn's sentence)

"Was a Frelling Trelk!"

"Rygel!!!!!" (Aeryn shouts loudly and gets out pulse pistol)

"OK, OK, I'm sorry. Don't hurt me, I'm only small. Please?" (Glare from Aeryn)

"Rygel, Slug head. My parents; well my Father, Talyn was a nice man and my Mother, Xhalax left me as a child. She turned into an assassin for the retrieval squad. She's dead now. Killed by Bilar Crais. He's dead too."

Question 5:

"What's your favourite TV show?"

"What's the children's show I saw on Erp? Oh yes, Sesame Street. I like the strange yellow bird creature. That's where I learnt my ABC's. ABCD…...." (Rygel cuts of Aeryn again)

"OK, onto question 6"

Question 6:

"Do you have any children?"

"I will do once this ones due. I am hoping for a girl. Both John and I haven't decided on a name but I hope Moya or Pilot would like to name it."

Question 7

"What's your favourite drink?"

"That would be fellip nectar. According to John its like this drink called Beer found on Erp."

Question 8:

"How would you define yourself in three words?"

"Butch, strong and outgoing. If any girl put up a fight with me I'd punch their loomas to the stars and back." (lots of laughter from crowd)

Question 9:

"What was your earliest childhood memory?"

"I can't really remember much about my childhood but viewing that chip brought some of it back. Mother leaving me as a child. Watching it makes me sad.

Question 10:

"Have you ever broken a bone?"

"Yes I have. I went rock climbing with an inexperienced person who realised he didn't like heights. He frelling told me this as we were climbing. He then pulled my leg so that we both fell. I had to drag him back with a frelling busted leg. Frelling Dragon" (Buzzer goes off)

"We'll I am afraid that's all the time I have got for interview two. Another interview will be soon. Thank you for your time Aeryn"

"Thank you Rygel. I enjoyed my time. And remember I'm not good at nice" (crowd cheers as Aeryn exits)

Sorry this has taken so long to be updated. My computer crashed and was wiped clean so all of my new chapters I was writing were lost. I apologise for the delay and hope the wait is well worth it. I would like to know what character you would like to have interviewed next. The feedback would be greatly appreciated!