So, Its onto our forth interview. So lets welcome to big Luxon warrior General Ka D'Argo!

(crowd applauds as D'Argo walks in and sits down)

Welcome Tentacles. How are you?

'What did you call me!'

"Nothing, nothing. I didn't mean it. Just making conversation'' (D'Argo growls)

Ok one with question one.

Question 1:

''What's your worst fear?''

''One of my worst fears were losing my son into slavery. I don't want to lose him again. And then there's Chiana. Chiana and I are having wonderful sex''

''Sex. That was the answer to a later question''

''You are going to ask me about sex, Rygel?' (D'Argo pulls out qualta blade. Crowd cheers)

''Maybe that's a bad idea''

Question 2:

''Who's you favourite Moya crew member?''

'That would be Chiana. She can be a fekik sometimes but other times she is loving towards me.

Question 3:

''Chiana said she had sex. Was it with you?''

'RYGEL!!!' (D'Argo grows angrily)

''Sorry, I'm sorry''

'Yes it was. As I said before Chiana and I were having wonderful sex'

Question 4:

'What's your favourite food?'

'Crispy Grolack roasted on an open fire.'

Question 5:

''What was it like kissing Jool?''

''Jool tried her best within Moya's crew. Although she wasn't liked by many she will still be a friend of mine. She has beautiful lips and it kissing her was a good way of reminding her of me. It was so lovely."

Question 6:

''Do you have any family?''

''Yes I do. I have a Son Jothee, and I did have a Wife Lolan who I named my ship after. Lolan sadly died and my son slept with Chiana. The little Slut!''

Question 7:

''Where would you like to live?''

''I'd love to take my Son and Chiana and go and live on a farm. Maybe you, Rygel would be a farm animal."

''Hey, watch it tactical!" (laughter from crowd.)

Question 8:

''What is your favourite saying?''

''That would be What the hezmanna. I use it a lot when I am angry''

Question 9:

''What do you do as a hobby?''

''I enjoy playing the shelquin. Its an instrument. I make them as well as play them''

'I don't need your frelling noise. You have got my fart machine!"

''Grrrr! If you don't like my frelling music. Shut your wakket hole up!" (Laughter from crowd)

Question 10:

''D'Argo, I just farted helium. Do you smell that with your big nose"

"Urgh! Rygel you gas bag. Of course I can smell you. I can smell you a mile away!"

"Thank you. Your Royal Dominar thanks you!" (Buzzer goes off)

''Look at the time. Its time you have to go''

'I am glad. You smell awful, Rygel!''

'Thank you for chatting with us Ka D'Argo"

"Good bye" (Crowd applauses as D'Argo strides off out of the room, armed with quarter blade.