'We welcome most greatly into our fifth interview the Blue assed Bitch, Zhaan'
"Rygel, I have no intent of starting violence but if you call me that again I will flush you out of a open hanger door!"
"Okay, sorry. Rygel is sorry"
"That's better"
Question 1:
"What is your worst fear?"
"Why should I tell you?"
Question 2:
"Do you like being blue?"
"Rygel, do you have a problem with my body colour?"
"err no" (Zhaan glares)
"No! I don't" (crowd applauses)
Question 3:
"Why do you feel the need to display your blue arse at every opportunity?"
"Do you have a problem with my backside, Rygel?"
Question 4:
"Who is your favourite Moya Crew member?"
"Why should I tell you Rygel? You wouldn't care unless it was food!" (Crowd cheers)
Question 5:
'What is your favourite food?"
"I wonder why you would ask that Rygel? Food is a strong part of you. Isn't it?"
"Without my food I am not Dominar Rygel Sixteenth. Ruler to over six hundred billion subjects. Food is my friend" (Crowd laughs and applauses)
Question 6:
"What's your favourite drink?"
"I don't have a favourite drink"
Question 7:
"Would you ever consider turning back to the dark side?"
"No. Why should I return to the darker side of me when I have so much happiness right now?"
Question 8:
"Would you and Stark think about having offspring?"
"Would you and Chiana think about having offspring?"
"Certainly not! I don't want that grey Frellnick anywhere near my body!"
Question 9:
"What planet in the Uncharted Territories would you like to visit?"
"I could certainly not want to go to your home town Hinera. I would however like to go back to my home word and reunite with my people"
Question 10:
"Do you love me?"
"Rygel if this is some plot for getting food then shut your wakket hole. I do not love you but I don't dislike you. You are just an annoying slug!" (Crowd Laughs)
"How dare you call the Royal eminence a slug!"
"No, Rygel don't start violence"
"I don't want to" (Buzzer goes off)
"Times up. Thank you for chatting, Zhaan"
"By the goodness, I thank you as well, wise Rygel"
(Zhaan exit's the room)
