La-de-da...

(just so you know, i have thought about it and... there dvd player broke when they moved in because Sota dropped it)

(My logic is twisted, but hey, it works for me!)

Hmm well, I had a slight conflict as to what chapter 3 should acctually be entitled... So, I desided to go with the PG version as the title, but sense I just KNOW you're curious, the other possibility was "Sango's ass is NOT an arm rest"... as you can see, they both had the same theme... Hmm, though, I am begining to wonder if I made it a little TOO obvious... oh well, whats done is done, and I personally have no regrets...

(I did use spell check in the first chapter, believe it or not, but i suppose this is what i get for using the one on my email... I really don't suggest doing that, I don't... Anymore...)

HEHE

Well, though I don't see why I must remind you of this... here is the much talked about... "Disclaimer"!!!! (OooO...AhhHH!) I don't own Inuyasha, or any of his other little palls, well, except for Emi, and Yukkie..., but just incase someone desides thats enough info needed to slap a law suit on me for all I am worth (which is about $4, by the way), I will just deny ever saying it, though, it probably doesn't help that I typed it out here, does it??? Damn my logic! That old saying "ignorance is bliss" is quite true... ah well, I trust you, my faithful readers, to not be outraged by my claiming Emi and Yukkie as my own!

(That was a rather wordy disclaimer, wasn't it?)

HEHEHE... I have said it before and shall say it again... ON WITH THE STORY!!!

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Title: Law Students like to Argue

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Chapter 3: Sango; NOT a home for way-ward hands...or...Sango's ass is NOT an arm rest!...(Which ever you prefer)

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I was Monday, once again, they were rushing to be on time...

Kagome was sporting a very comfortable looking red and blue stripped knitted sweater, with cream colored stripes seperating the red and blue...A pair of jeans, and her most comfortable sneakers...(She had spent the weekend hanging with her girl friends and trying to convince herself, privatly, that she was over last years...'events'... She was in no mood to dress up for school that day)

Sango looked at Kagome's outfit and shrugged it off, if she wanted to look like a tourist, that was her deal...Sango had desided to go "Punk" that day, with ripped up denim jeans, adorned with chain accents, and a black muscle tee over a thin, long sleeved, deep purple, shirt. Her hair was in a simple pony tail, as they were pressed for time as it was.

They got to class early, amazingly...They desided to sit in the back of the room, well, more like Kagome desided and Sango followed.

They sat down, and Sango was begining to worry about Kagome, she wasn't acting like herself, she was being... Quiet.

"Kagome, tell me whats wrong? You have been out of it since yesterday! So spill, or I won't stop asking!" Sango was hoping it was just something that her mom had said or something...

"Sango... I, I just don't feel like talking right now... I am not feeling very well, I promise I will tell you later, kay?" Kagome just wasn't feeling like herself, she sort of felt like, like, her soul had shrunk, and it could no longer fill her body.

"Kagome..." Sango began, looking slightly odd,"Who, who is, who is that?" She was refering to the boy that had just walked into the class room...

Kagome looked at Sango like she was crazy, how could she not recognize Inuyasha? "Uh, Sango, are you feeling ok? Thats Inuyasha!"

Sango looked at Kagome, didn't she realize that he walked in like 5 minutes ago? THIS guy had JUST walked in,"Kagome, hate to break it to you, but either you're REALLY out of it, or you haven't been looking at anyone but that Inu guy, cuz he walked in here a while ago... But who is the guy thats talking to him?"

This sort of shook Kagome back to reality, had she really been watching Inuyasha? No, he was an ass, who just happened to be in her line of sight, but then she averted her eyes to the boy that she was talking about,"OH, him... that's Miroku.." Without realising it, her stare wandered back to Inu, until she realized it, and thought,'I must really be out of it!'.

"Miroku, huh," Sango looked at him, she wasn't one to be subtle,"He's kind of hot..."

Kagome laughed and said,"Geez, Sango, didn't you like, just get out of a relationship?"

"Relationship?" she asked."No, no, no, it was more like... an extended fling!"

"Riiiight," Kagome replied as she smiled to herself, Sango had a funny way of morphing logic to fit her own personal gain.

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"Hey, Inuyasha," Miroku began,"Who is that girl who is staring at us?"

Inuyasha looked up to see who he was talking about, then was kind of startled,"Don't you remember? She was the girl who nearly killed you last week! I didn't think it was possible to forget someone who scares the crap of you that easy."

"Ha," Miroku laughed,"I am not stupid enough to wanna try anything with her, I was talking about the girl next to her."

"Oh... Thats Sango, I think..." he said, wondering why he had immeadiatly assumed it was Kagome he was refering to. 'Oh, well,' he thought to himself,'I must still feel guilty about last week.'

"Sango," Miroku said, as if savoring the name on his lips...,"Well, Inuyasha, its been a pleasure talking to you, but now, if you'll excuse me, duty calls!" And with that he was off in the direction of Sango.

'Oh brother,' Inuyasha thought to himself as he watched Miroku walk towards her...

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"Kagome!" Sango whispered excitedly, "He's coming over!" (little did she know, she wouldn't be saying those words in THAT tone ever again...)

"Pardon me," Miroku said as he looked at Sango,"But I don't believe we met, and I would like to think that I knew the name of every beautiful girl in the school! I am Miroku."

Sango sat there, slightly shocked, that was one of the worst pick-up lines she had ever heard, but she desided to see how he could handle a challenge and she asked,"Really, Miroku, so, just how many other names of beautiful girls do you know?"

Sango could tell by the disgrunteld look on his face that she had struck a cord... Either that, or this was the first time his "Charm" had ever failed him. At a loss as to what he should do, he put one hand behind his head and started laughing hysterically. Sango just looked at him, somewhat pleased to realize that she was probably the first girl who had ever chalenged him and he hadn't run away yet... Like they always do.

Sango, feeling sorry for Miroku, who was having a hard time keeping up with his seemingly never ending chukle, finally stuck out her hand and said,"My name is Sango, now please stop laughing, or I will have to hurt you." She smiled, to show that she was joking... sort of...

"You know what," Kagome said standing up,(as she stood, Miroku instinktivly steped back, thinking she was going to attack him)"I think I am just gonna let you two talk..." she walked away to another seat, and took out her note book to prepare for class. Unfortunatly, this move left her vonerable to... the Vulture, who took the oppertunity to her advantage, she aproached Kagome...

"My Kagome," Kikyo sneered (i really don't hate Kikyo THIS (i emphasized the word "this") much, but for the fic, i just figured it would be easier to make you guys love to hate her),"Getting a little careless in the fashion department are we?"

"Kikyo, you know, I don't really understand you obsession with my clothing, I mean, if you put as much effort into dressing yourself as you do harassing me, you wouldn't look like a merderous clown all the time..."

"Hmph," she replied,"Well, at least I don't go around perposely ruining relationships with people just because I don't like them!"

"Sure you do, Kikyo," Kagome said dryly,"Thats what you did to me. Or have you already forgotten?"

"Its not MY fault you couldn't handle him,"Kikyo rubbed this in her face,"At least I know how to handle a man."

"Kikyo," Inuyasha was getting fed up with her,"Thats enough. Don't you have some small children to frighten or something?"

A smile came to Kikyo's lips,"You're right! I was just about to go to the elementary school to show off little Kagome's picture!"

"Oh, Kikyo," Kagome said, sounding sinsere,"I am touched that you carry my picture around with you! A litte disturbed, but touched non the less!" All the while, Kagome was pondering how the hell Kikyo managed to come up with that come-back all on her own, 'Maybe she has little ear phones and a hidden microphone, and a professional writer, that was 20 miles away, was giving her them'. This idea seemed far more logical than thinking she acctually came up with it on her own...

"Well, I will tell Masaro you said 'hi', Kagome," Kikyo said with a smile.

"I am sure you will," Kagome said, while imitating Kikyo's smile in a mocking manor.

"Kikyo, get lost," Inuyasha comanded.

"Kagome," Kikyo said, back to her *I am waaaaaaaaay better than you voice*, "Since when do you need a body guard to defend you?"

"Kikyo," Kagome said, rather annoyed,"Why don't you go look in a mirror and break it, my eyes have had all the stress they can handle for one day."

"You know, you're starting to bore me..." The Vulture replied with one last "hmph" to say good bye, then Kagome turned to Inuyasha and said,"You know, I really don't need people to fight my battles for me, I would appericate it if you would stay out of my business!"

Inuyasha looked at her and said,"That would be like asking YOU to stop picking on Kouga." He had seem her laughing at the guy quite often.

"Well, I haven't seen you talk to Kikyo since you "broke up" with her," Kagome informed him.

"Well, unless you have been stalking me, how would you know that I hadn't before?" He asked, thinking he had made a very good and valid point.

"Because, I saw Kikyo's shocked look, she only reserves that when she is caught off guard, and if you have confronted her, like you claim, she wouldn't have been so shocked." She told him.

"My," he said,"Aren't you the observant one?"

Just then, a loud "SLAP" echoued through the class room, followed by Sango yelling,"YOU PERVERT! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY LAST NAME AND YOU ARE TRYING TO GROUP ME?"

'I never thought I would be happy to hear THAT.' Inuyasha thought to himself...'Saved by the slap.'

An flustered Sango plopped down agnrily in the seat next to Kagome, with a "hmph".

The professor walked in, Professor Keade. Inuyasha walked to his friend injured friend, sat down, and was rather shocked to hear him say,"I think she likes me..."

'How hard did that girl hit him?' Inuyasha asked himself.

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After class, the Vulture, surrounded by her minions, confronted Inuyasha, and said,"So, Inu, whats all this between you and Higurashi?"

"Who?" Inuyasha asked clueless as to who Kikyo had been talking about.

"You baka! Kagome! Kagome Higurashi!!!" She raised her voice, oh so slightly, but it was enough for Kagome to pick up...

"You called," She said cooly.

"Oh, good," The Vulture said,"You're here too! Now tell me... what IS going on here? I mean, little Inu has NEVER snapped at me in such a fashion... Is there something you want to tell us???"

"Ohhhhh.... So THATS it!" Kagome said, realizing what was going through Kikyo's assorted imagination. "You think that I returned the favor, do you? Well, I never thought YOU would be a believe of karma the way you go around... But honestly, Kikyo, why on earth would I want to date one of your... left overs?" With that she glanced at a pissed off Inuyasha... She sort of felt bad for calling him a "Left-over", sort of....

"Well," The Vulture said, with an overly bright smile that made Kagome wonder if she was up to something..."I just wanted to get the whole misunderstanding cleared up before people started to, you know, talk..."

"And why would they?" Inuyasha finally spoke up.

"Yeah, its not like anything ever happens between us except for a hell of a lot of yelling..." Kagome informed her.

"People don't tend to date those they can't stand." Inuyasha said calmly.

"Exactly." Kagome added in agreement.

"Well, then," Kikyo said, with her special *I am but to something but everyone still loves me* smile,"Why, Kagome, did you turn down that date with Hojo? I mean, everyone assumed you said you "couldn't date him" because you were dating someone..."

"Kikyo?" Kagome asked,"Have you been having some of your minions spying on me? Geez, you're proving yourself more pathetic everyday! Just when I think you have reached your limit, there you go, topping yourself once again!"

Kikyo was still smiling, Kagome didn't like this at all..."Well, if THATS not the reason you refused him... what is? Are you still afraid, wittle Kagome, that I will swoop down and sweep him off his feet too?"

Kagome slapped Kikyo as hard as she could, and even then it didn't seem like enough. Kikyo, amazingly, took the slap, then looked Kagome in the eye and in a cruel voice she said,"Thought so."

Kagome left her standing there, not planing on going to her next class, she just could deal with it anymore. She was going home. Not to the apartment she shared with Sango, she was going home to mom.

"YOU BITCH!" Inuyasha yelled at Kikyo.

"So," she said haughtly," You DO have feelings for her."

"No, but no one deserves THAT!" Inuyasha yelled back.

"Really," she said sarcasticly.

"Go to hell, Kikyo!" he said (ironically). At that Kikyo walked away.

"What happened?" Sango asked, seeing Kagome storming off in the distance.

"Kikyo happened." Inuyasha said gruffly.

"Oh GOD! Kagome!" Sango sad with a horrible look on her face ,'What ever that damn Vuture said to her must have really gotten to her this time'. Suddenly, Sango's face reddened, Inuyasha backed away...

"FUCKING PERVERT!!!!!!!!"

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Well, that was a super-fun chapter! Wasn't it?

Yeah...Well, now I would like to appologise for sounding like a monkey on steiroids in the begining of this chapter, it was unintentional, I can assure you...

Well,(Have you noticed how much I use the word "Well"? HEHE I used it again!)I shall see you next chapter!!!

Supposing that you still plan on reading that is...

Ok then,

TooTles!