Now it's onto our Ninth interview with the evil scarren Scorpius.
"Good afternoon, Scorpius"
"Rygel, it is good to see you again."
Question 1:
"What is your worst fear?"
"I think that my worst fear has yet to come."
Question 2:
"What is your favourite food?"
"I particularly liked part of John's brain. Mmmm very tasty."
Question 3:
"What's it like to be evil?"
"Like this Grrrrr!" (Crowd laughs)
Question 4:
"Do you think Sikozu and you will one day have offspring?"
"Ah, Sikozu the one I love. I most hope we do."
Question 5:
"How do you feel now Graza has put you down the ranks?"
"Frell that Woman. She is nothing than a black haired alien with sweating loomas!" (Crowd applauses and laughs)
Question 6:
"Why do you like Sikozu?"
"She is a species I have never come across before. I find her interesting in the way she interacts with me. She is my soul mate."
Question 7:
"What is it like using coolant rods in your head?"
"Well without them I will heat up, suffer the living death and die. They are my life saver!"
Question 8:
"What planet would you most like to visit?"
"Although I have already been to John's planet Earth, I would like to go back again to collect some of the special bird of paradise flowers that grow there."
Question 9:
"What was it like being put in the chair?"
"I felt like the whole of the room was spinning…if only Sikozu was there it would be more fun!" (Crowd laughs)
Question 10:
"Would you get me some food please. I'm hungry?"
"Get your own frelling food, Rygel. I came to an be interviewed not to get you food!" (Scorpius growls)
(Buzzer goes off)
"Okay and I am afraid that's the end. Thank you Scorpius for coming to talk"
"I thank you for inviting me to join you Rygel."
(Scorpius exits)